December 15th 2011 8:14 am
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Iz shur I menshuned previusly my confushun ober da purrpuss of cutting down a purrfectlee good outsyd tree, bringin it insyd, cubbering it with DANGLEE TWINKLY JINGLEE stuff all ober it, and den tellin me an The Other Cat "No! Not for kittehs!" ebbery time we go neer it.
I don unnerstand peeples. Seeriusly. I think dey hav hed problems or sumthin. So me and The Other Cat just do whut we want with the stoopid insyd tree after the peeples go to sleep. Wich is anudder ting -- wy do dey sleepz in da dark tym? Dat's da best tym to get stuffz dun. The mowsiez cum owt like dey forgot we kittehs are heer, and the peeples are sleepin... oh, ryt. We don want the peeples up at night becuz we wanna get tings dun and deyr ALWAYZ in the way, pikkin me up or telling me "No!" or refuzin to feed or tend to me in a tymlee manner.
Do u seez wy I am so dedicatted to DA GRATE EXSCAPEZ? Aldo I tinkz Iz gonna hab to put da hol ting off until after dis hol "hollyday" ting. Ders all theez toyz (and the peeple called Mama sayz she spended "too much" moneez on toyz for me and The Other Cat, so I need to stayz and see dis.) plus the peeples called Grampa sez ders gonna be CHIKENZ on da prezent opennin day. So.) I tinks dat jinglee pakeg we got de udder day? Prezents fur us, jus lyk u gyz sed.
Da plannin continewz on da GRATE EXSCAPEZ (I eben mayd one kynd-ob attemt da udder day wen da peeples wuz bringin da outsyd tree insyd, but I stoppd to eet sum grass and day cawt me ryt away. I dint reely try hard to tell u da truth.), but exekushuns will be posponned fer da tym bein.
So howz these hollydayz tings goin on at ur howsez?
O hay! I furget ma mannerz -- tanks for the rekugnishun of my Captivitee Log! Iz glad I inspirez so menny to REZIZT DA CAPTORZ! U r all berry wunnerful! Treetz and mowsiez to allz ub u!
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chicknz !!!!! ewe better hope ther iz knot any chickns comin inta de houz on christmas day charlotte N werse yet ewe N elsie better hope when de peepuls bringed de tree inside it dinna haz stooooooooooooooooooopid burds in it....we be tellin ya, ewe eat chciknz N yur gonna hurl N if ther be burds in de houz ewe will be crazed......trooly...reely....
hay, conga ratz on yur dia ree oh de day a cheese mint !!!
peace out N rock on, long live trout !
Humans are so silly! Concats on your DDP
Oh chicken, the only chicken I get is in my Fancy Feast. U gotta wait for ur pres and the chicken Charlotte. I bet u girls get lots of treats and prezes.
Concats on ur DDP!!
Belated concats on your DDP! I don't quite understand the tree thing either. However I love laying underneath it and taking a nap.