December 4th 2012 4:14 pm
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Get this!

Zach, Zoe and I were all giving Mom leg love and she was leaned over giving us a good petting. Talking so sweet to us when Me and Zach decided to touch noses.Mom said awwwwwww. All of the sudden Diamond butts in and laid a squeaky toy on the floor right in front of us! Zach and I both were looking at each other like "okayyy???????"

Diamond gave me a toy! Why did she give me this toy? Zach said "little man, she was giving it to Mom to throw it" I don't believe it. And just to prove it, I played with it. A big blue penguin with a scarf and Santas hat on. Oh and don't forget about the squeaky. How does that work anyway? I tried but I just couldn't get it to squeak. And whats up with doggie toys anyway? They are boring. They don't smell, they don't taste, they don't get you high or give you the urge to raid the pantry. But they do make noises, whoopee! (that was with sarcasm, if you couldn't hear it in my voice. MOL) Just don't get it at all. Do you?

Thanks for the toy Diamond and thanks Mom for digging our Christmas toys out in the first place. Love the Catnip Christmas Mice from River and Simone. Mom had tied them up in a grocery bag and they are still good and stinky. And very potent.
Okay! whose got the remote and the Doritos? I want to watch House reruns.