February 20th 2013 10:40 pm
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Mum gave me and Josie a piece of ham each yesterday. Josie wastes ham - she just gobbles it down. I like to flip it about a while and re-create the adventures of the mighty hunter before I eat it. Mum says this is disgusting but she loves me anyway so that's OK.
We've been watching the news and it would seem that not all meat is what it says on the label and animals that don't normally get eaten have nee turning up in food.
"Is this really ham anyway?" I asked.
"It's the right colour so yes, probably."
I considered this. "Do you think we have been eating the horses?"
Mum looked at me. "Would you mind if you had?" she asked.
"Not really. I like all meat."
"That's good" she said, "as I try not to think about what goes in those kitty chunks of yours."
"They taste good." That is all that matters.
The other story in the news that caught my eye was about increased trade between America and Europe. That sounded dull until I realised it will be so we can import more Cosmic Catnip and that is a good thing!
Mum also told me off as I never said thank you to all my wonderful friends who sent me Valentines Gifts and especially my beautiful Valentine Laura Belle. We saw Ka-Zar had and mum says I must learn from the good example of my Aussie friend.
So thank you very much to everyone for your kindness.
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I like to play with my food too.
Yes, we heard the European story about the horsies too. That's lying if they don't tell you what your food really is. The food producers should be put in a major time out for lying about what is in there food. If there is horse in it, just write it on the box that it's made with delicious horse meat. Then let the humans decide if they wanna buy it. Hmph.
I think I would like to try a horse. They are too big for me to hunt, so I wouldn't mind if there was one in my can food.
Thank you for being my Valentine Toby! When I nefur heard back from you, I thought that you didn't want to be my Valentine. I am on top of the world knowing this! You haf made my day! YIPPEEEEEEE!