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Super Top Secret!

March 10th 2013 11:43 am
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Rumpy Here!

Shhhh! Quiet! Whispers Only!

I have a Super Top Secret fur your ears only. The Brofurs and gal cannot hear this, alright, promise, thanks here goes.

I am going to be, oh I can hardly say it...

I am going to be...OMG HERE IT COMES!

Whew! You know, once you say it, well, maybe it is not so bad.

Maybe it is getting older. Maybe it is getting a bit more mature. I mean I still play with gusto. Maybe it is letting my family have fun too. It actually feels good. Horrors... What did I just say.

I have to digest this a bit.

Happy St Patrick's Day from your pal

Rumpy McStumpnot

 

Rumpy Bump Celebrates Dr Seuss

March 3rd 2013 7:55 am
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Roaming Cats, Furry Cats, Country Cats, swivel your ears this way!

Rumpy Bump Stumpnots presents our Dr. Seuss Day Page! Take it away Rumpy!


He listens not to what others say

All he wants is to wrestle and run

No matter who says, please stop you bum

Our Dr Suess

What can you do with a cat who's a nudge

One who won't stop and always does shove

Not much we say after giving some thought

We love him as such, no change can be taught

Run Rumpy run and wrestle for fun

You are loved in our family and now we are done

*The Tomcat Family Gathers around Rumpy*

Buddy: "Gud job ther Rumperz!"

Fitz: "Next time you bother me I am gonna..."

Toby: "Why does he get this page? His fur is all messy. He sits funny. He is NOT Handsome like I am!"

Buttons: "Hey! Lets go! Come On! Wheeee!"

Timmy: "Thanks every cat for visiting. Love you all!"

Hey cats! Thanks fur allowing me to do this dedication.

Rumpy Bump Stumpnots

 

On Being a Good Cat

February 1st 2013 11:00 am
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Well furends, I have to be honest, admit the truth, come clean, air the laundry, lift the covers, shine the light in. Ready, here it comes: It's not that bad being a good cat! There I said it! Yeah I know, weird. You were expecting another trouble with Rumpy story. Let me tell ya what happened.

Pops has been taking me out on my harness to work off my energy so I behave. Just yesterday I went out. Wow it was cold. Blowing in my fur. That is really kind of scary too. Strange sounds. Whoosh, creak, rustle, rustle, creak, whoosh, swish! I would walk a couple of steps and then hunker down.

Then it happened! Right there below my feet! I found a really great stinky spot! I rolled all around in it. Sniff, roll, meow, purr, sniff, roll, meow, purr, sniff, roll, meow, purr... Pops says time to go in.

NOOOOOOO! I wanted to sniff, roll, meow, and purr more! Aw shucks! I kicked a leaf with my paw. No, I felt cranky! I Flopped, he pulled, No, I Flopped, No... He grabs my harness and hustles me in the door. NO FAIR! Those darn opposable thumbs.

So yeah I know this was supposed to be about being good. Well I was once we got in the vestibule I went right to our door. I went upstairs, let him take my harness off and I was good all night. I played nice and more importantly slept in my spot and was good.

So there it is. Rumpy the Good Cat. Who would have thought.

The truth is being good is not bad. Or is that it's not bad being good? Hmmm... I have both sides to look at now. Bad and good. Good and bad. So now with this knowledge at my paws a decision has been made. From now on I will be...

What? Oh, sorry, Tim's calling, talk to you cats later.
Rumpy Bump Stumpnots

 

Exciting Stuff Outside!

January 27th 2013 6:58 am
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One thing Pops and I do to work my energy off is go outside. I had been asking last night and then again this morning. Asking, asking, asking, asking, asking, asking, asking, asking. You know what I mean. The old Cat Nudge.

Pops said "Its snowing Rumpy. I also have to make some treats. Maybe later."

Treats do take top billing. Always. But while waiting I thought: ‘What's snow anyhow?’

As soon as Pops finished putting the Treats in the dryer I went back to asking, asking, asking, asking, asking, asking, asking. Pops got me in my nice TIger Harness. I kept up telling him hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry.

Finally he finished putting his leg on, the good bendy one, and we went down the stairs. Open the door! Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, WHOA! STOP!

What in the cat world? I saw it with my own eyes, smelled it with my own nose, felt it with my own paws! Wow! Snow is really weird white wet fluff stuff!

I did not even feel the cold as I was all busy figuring out this snow. It does not smell. It does not taste. It is not hard. It was soft actually. It is WEIRD. So I sniffed, poked, and then licked it. Interesting. Very interesting stuff this snow. WHOA! STOP! What is that scent?

There! There it was! I found a good scent spot on the ever-bush. Hmmmmm. Sniff! Sniff! Smelly smell smell sniff sniff SNIFF.

I backed up and looked at the stinky spot. I reared up and did a double paw whammy on it the ever-bush branch. I got it all the way down to the ground and then that sneaky branch goes up in the air and Snow stuff falls all over me. I shook it off and took a sit. Then I gave that branch a real good mean-cat don’t do that again look! The branch was frozen with fear. That branch did not move a bit. I WIN! HA!

When we went in I gave Pops my thank you stair walk. I go up one stair at a time flop over and say Thanks Pop! Thanks Pop! Thanks Pop! Thanks Pop! Thanks Pop! Thanks Pop!

Wow what a fun trip outside yesterday! Every cat was happy to listen to my story. I cannot wait for our next outside visit!

Do you have Snow where you are?

Thanks fur being my friends!
Rumpy Bump Stumpnots

 

My New Year Resolutions!

January 6th 2013 11:04 am
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Well cats I made it. 2013

It was touch and go. Pops really got tired of my acting up and was thinking of starting medi-Cat-ions! Mind Altering medi-Cat-ions. Cat-O-Cat I was really worried. What would they do to me? Make me like, like... Buddy?

There I go again! Darn. I have been trying so hard too. Well, I did make up with Fitz. She said that I was on notice, but, she was going to give it a go.
Thanks Fitz.

Her feelings mean a lot to Pops. I have been buttering, I mean being nice to him too. Just the other night I laid right there with him on the couch. Cool.

Well purr me some luck in the new year!

I think I can! I think I can! I think I can!

Rumpy Bump Stumpnots the New Cat!

 

I Promise to be GOOD!

December 16th 2012 11:18 am
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Geez-O-Cat.
I can't do anything around here. Just a bit of fun and every cat gets all worked up.

Goodness Toby was like a wild cat. I was just kind of bustin on him about Fitz and he goes all wild-cat on me. Truth is I kind of forgot how tough he is. Wow. He is solid muscle. B is getting big too. Darn.

I guess it is time to be good. At least until I get my presents. MOL.

Rumpy Bump

 

Purrs to All

December 8th 2012 2:43 pm
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Well this year went fast I must say.
I have been here over 2 years. Wowzer.

And here we are another nice Holiday season so I have been trying really really hard to be good. Pops says I am doing very well, but, he is watching closely. I want to get some toys and goodies so I am TRYING so hard. I even have been getting along with Buddy and...

*Fitz snorts: "Well, I don't think you are doing so well. Not well at all!"

I know Miss Fitz. I said I am trying. I will try harder. Promise.

At this time of year it is important to tell those you care about that they are special. I Love all my Catster Friends! Yes I do!

Maybe you would like to send me a card? Well, the family I mean. Then we could send you one! That would be fun! Send me a pawmail with your address and we will get them out by next weekend! Wheee

So Love you ALL!
Your Pal
Rumpy Bump Stumpnots

 

Thanks Giving for my Behaving Bump

November 17th 2012 6:01 am
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Hey cats. Hope you all have had a good week.

I have had ups and downs since my last post. Pops and I were discussing my behavior during our Caturday family meeting. Seems all are in agreement that I have been "much better."

Timmy looked right at me and says: "Yes Rumpy. Better. Not purrfect but better." I think the consensus was: Behaving.

OH MY CAT! Are you kidding me? I am a CAT! Cats are SUPPOSED to be a bit wild. It's part of what makes us such a good part of families. Excitement and Fun! Oh well. I guess better is, well, better. Behaving.

So on to more important news:

Pops added a thing called Guar Gum to our Home Made Chicken Cat Food. I did not even realize he had and was just Nom Nom Nom when he told me. Seems it holds the moisture better and he says it aids digestion.

He really stressed, well, hmmm, how it helps, uhh, elimination. By the end of this week I noticed too. No Kling-On's in the Floof. No messy bottom. Nice and clean as a whistle. Buddy is not having the Stuck-Bump either. He has been fine. I have been fine. Good stuff. As long as there are no more Clean-the-Bump parties I am down with the Guar Gum.

So if you or a cat you know has goopy-poopie or some other GI problem ask Pops how we have been doing.

Purrs to my Furs
Rumpy-Bump (Clean Clean Bump)

 

A wild week at the Tomcat Palace

October 28th 2012 10:13 am
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Hey all you kitty cats be safe from Sandy cause he ain't no pecan!
So
Me, well it has been a rough week. My wildness came back with gusto. I was progressively worse from Sunday to Tuesday. Then on Wednesday I was fruit-o cake-o nuts-o. Pops actually got out of bed at 3am and, uh, asked me politely to chill out. Well maybe he was a bit sterner than that. Just a tad.

On Thursday night I went right to sleep. It may have been the hour of playtime with Pops. He said he can do a half hour but not an hour every night with me myself and I. He warned me that I may be medicated.

At least me and Buddy have been getting along better.

*Buddy Yells: "Yeh shur! Cuz yoo been fightin wit Toberz! Yessir!"

Oh, uh, heh heh. OK Buddy OK

Your pal Rumpy Bump Being Wild in Pennsylvania.

 

I Crashed My New Red Shoe!

September 23rd 2012 1:40 pm
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Be careful cats and learn a lesson from your pal Rumpy Bump.

I meant no harm. I was just out for a bit of fun with the Boyz. I did all the right things. I ate a good meal of Pops Chicken and some Mariners Catch. I did not suck up the Nip. I was pacing myself.

Then that Buddy! He goads me with "What-chu waitin fur der Rumperz? Da next Icer Ager? Come'on and lets do sum NIP DOOD!"

So I started doing more and more Nip. It was all in fun. We were all cats of age, right? I mean whats a little Nip?

The last thing I remembered was being on top of the couch singing with Toby about lost Tomcat love. Then there I was. Shoe upside down. Me in a daze. The laces were all out.

Pops came and got me. I did not have much to say. He came home and took the laces out of the shoe. He asked me if I was happy with how things ended up.

Please furgive me. Sorry Pops. Sorry all my fellow cats. From now on I am going to... what?

Buddy: "Yo Rumpers! Yoo wanna get some Nip?"

Be Right there Buddy! Hold on let me get the Shoe!

Later!
Rumpy Bump Stumpnots

 
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