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Mittens’ birthday party was less than perfect; Drunk Patty thinks Mitty’s a parrot; Mom won’t send the dog to boarding school. He texts!
Mittens can’t perfect his Valentine’s Day poem for Fiona, and Stumpy has overbooked himself on the big night. So much stress! Mittens texts!
Mom blames Mittens for her sore neck, and his cream-pie dreams get crushed. He texts!
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