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Texts from Mittens: The Reenactment Edition

Mittens wants to reenact some prize moments, but Mom won't help; she also wants to steal the rights to his meows for a ringtone. He texts!

Angie Bailey  |  Jul 29th 2015

What a couple of weeks for our pal Mittens! He watched a show about Civil War reenactors, and decided he’d like to reenact some memorable moments from his own life. Of course, Mom was absolutely no help. And then his boredom led him to a Words with Friends game with Drunk Patty, but do you think she could play her turns in a timely manner? Of course not.

But wait, there’s more! Mom wants to create a ringtone from Mitty’s meows, and she refuses to negotiate with Stumpy, Mittens’ business manager. It’s so hard to be famous — no one wants to cooperate.

Here’s a look at Mitty’s most recent woes.



"I want to reenact this."

“I want to reenact this.”




“Play your turn already.”




“Needs bathing.”



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About the Author: Angie Bailey is an eternal optimist with an adoration of all things silly. Loves pre-adolescent boy humor, puns, making up parody songs, thinking about cats doing people things and The Smiths. Writes Catladyland, a cat humor blog, Texts from Mittens (originated right here on Catster) and authored whiskerslist: the kitty classifieds, a silly book about cats wheeling and dealing online. Partner in a production company and writes and acts in comedy web series that features sketches and mockumentaries. Mother to two humans and three cats, all of which want her to feed them.