Car Wreck Wrecks My Chances of Being in the Driver's Seat
The Food Lady and Mr Tasty Face let me out of my carrier on rode trips cuz I git the sqwerts and need to use the catbox a lot, so they don't wunt me to have an aksident inside my carrier. (Which wood be VARY distrakting to the driver cuz I produce a lot of stink molecules.) So I gess I'm gonna hafta go shopping on the innernets for a kyoot booster/safety seet like the hot pink pleather one on the right cuz I woodn't wunt to miss a good rode trip. I know Mr Tasty Face woodn't wunt me to end up being scraped off I5 like a scene frum that classik moovey, Red Assfalt.
If yoo have a cat safety seet to recummend, leeve a note in the comments!