http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL Catster diary for the cat DANCIN' GIRL en Copyright 2013 by DANCIN' GIRL & Catster Thu, 23 May 2013 10:53:40 PDT Catster Pet-o-matic Gennie - http://www.catster.com 360 http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/715560 Sat, 19 Mar 2011 07:37:56 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/715560 HOW VERY NICE. I GET TO BE A DAILY DIARY KITTY TODAY! ISN'T THAT JUST PURR-FECT? THANKS TO ALL MY ... http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/714385 Thu, 10 Mar 2011 20:23:48 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/714385 MOMMIE HAS BEEN FIGHTING THE CANCER SO WE DON'T GET ON HERE MUCH ANYMORE. I MISS MY FRIENDS. YOU A ... http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/704026 Mon, 20 Dec 2010 07:46:24 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/704026 MOMMIE SAYS SHE LOVES OUR CATSTER FRIENDS! THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL! MOM HAS BEEN DOING CHEMO ONCE A WEE ... http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/698030 Tue, 2 Nov 2010 17:22:12 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/698030 MOM AND DADDY GOT HOME TODAY! MOMMIE WILL BEGIN CHEMO HERE IN HELENA AND THEN POSSIBLY HAVE SURGE ... http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/695824 Sun, 17 Oct 2010 10:46:52 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/695824 MY MOMMIE HAS CANCER AGAIN. I AM SCARED THAT SHE MIGHT NOT BE OKAY. THE DR. SAID SHE ONLY HAS 3 MON ... http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/650898 Mon, 25 Jan 2010 08:37:08 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/650898 Mommie has us a a diet. yeah, that 4-letter word... DIET. I hate Mommie. I hate diets. I hate d ... Mommie has us a a diet. yeah, that 4-letter word... DIET. I hate Mommie. I hate diets. I hate doc-terrors who tell Mommie we have to be on a diet. I am starving to death for gawd's sake! I am wilting away to NOTHING! She takes our food away at night. I dream of food, and treats and food and food... and wake up starving. There outta be a law. Mawse should cut back. she's the FAT one, not ME! I hate Mawse. She eats wa-aaay too much. I just don't understand why this diet thing started when I went to the doc-terror. It certainly wasn't MY doings. I am only pleasantly plump...NOT fat! And I really don't have a problem with rolling over like a ball when I try to groom my non-existent tail. None at all. There outta be a law.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/640964 Tue, 8 Dec 2009 16:33:52 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/640964 I have my special times with my Ma and my Pa. This is totally necessary to make the old folks each ... I have my special times with my Ma and my Pa. This is totally necessary to make the old folks each feel like they are something wonderful. At their age, they really have to work hard to find something extra special, ya know. At night I play with Pa...we play this really stupid game of 'adoring Daddy.' He sucks it up 'big time' even though it is utterly ridiculous! I bonk his hand and he rubs my belly and calls me Puppy. Yeah, Puppy...sickening, isn't it? Then, I stand there with one foot up like a retriever and look adoringly up in his eyes. I tell him I am BONKERS for him and he smiles like a cheesey cat....or is that chessy cat? He has a fan club of one. Then, in the afternoon when my old Mama needs a nap, I have to go in and sing her to sleep. I purr her favorite songs for her and after about 15 minutes of complete utter adoration, I get off the bed and have a snack. Crunch, crunch.....CRUNCH! Well, then after all the noise, I feel it is my duty to get back up on the bed with her and sing some more. ........now here's the fun part....snort! ** hee hee She has no idea I am about to jump on the bed.... she lays there all quiet.... and then,.....POP!!! Here I am, Mommie!!! Scares the jingles outta her! (I like that part!) She jumps pretty good for an old gal!!! snort! So that is my special time with the old folks. Life's GOOD!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/640702 Mon, 7 Dec 2009 12:17:02 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/640702 There is a wonderful place in Montana that takes care of animals that are blind or were possibly goi ... http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/625899 Mon, 5 Oct 2009 16:29:33 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/625899 TA DA!!! Now how exciting!!! I am one of the Diary picks. It was January 5, 2008 when I was a DOT ... TA DA!!! Now how exciting!!! I am one of the Diary picks. It was January 5, 2008 when I was a DOTD pick!!! I been a wishin' and a hopin' maybe sumpin' like this might happen!!! Someday maybe even I will get to be the COTW!!! Or even COTD! Mommie says I am just C O R N E Y. Wonder what that means? oh....snort...Hic....* pfffsttt...* I know....Not so very funny Ma! I have had a loverly day. Got messages and.....and stuff from old furriends. Hi to all of special you....and you.... Mommie was painting a huge picture for her wall. She says it is called, "Tracks In The Snow". She had paint eveywhere!!! She's a messy painter. But, she likes the picture and now she will do another one. With winter upon us, we can ake it easy. Sleep and eat, sleep and eat....and sleep an....zzzzz-zzzzzz......]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/624235 Mon, 28 Sep 2009 09:31:51 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/624235 Walter and I and our special furriends went and did it!! We are married!!! We eloped because it wa ... Walter and I and our special furriends went and did it!! We are married!!! We eloped because it was so much quicker and we just couldn't wait to be together furrever!!! My Walter is so wonderful. Check out my purrdy twin, Little One!!! Ain't she sumpin'? And Boss and Walter gotta be the mostest handsome cats on Catster!!! YUP! We are honeymooning in Montana right now, 'cuz Walter has never been here and I just have so very much to share with him. I like the sunsets better than the sunrises....get to go to our fancy hotel room and cuddle and purr. Merrrr-yeow!!! He even had them spread pink rose petals on our bed!!! And we had catnip flavored champagne!!! Wonderful stuff, till he next day........erk. We thank the Bush family for being our photogra_furrs. Wow!!! How doya like them fancy shots? Thank you again! Happiness is a cat named Dancer when she married a cat named Walter!!!! I'd wag my tail if I had one!!!!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/622884 Tue, 22 Sep 2009 16:03:11 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/622884 i'm gettin' cold foots. i'm skeered. I never been married befur. "Oh, Dancer, stop worrying," M ... i'm gettin' cold foots. i'm skeered. I never been married befur. "Oh, Dancer, stop worrying," Mommie says. "Everything is going to be fine! You are just having pre-wedding jitters, you silly girl! And, stop whispering I can't hear a word you're saying!" Dancer comes out from the closet where she hides when she is nervous or mad...or ma and pa have gone and left her alone. "But, I'm still scared! Only four more days! Four!!!!! I can't cook and I have never cleaned a catbox, what am I going to do?" "Just love him to pieces, Dancer. Just love him."]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/621707 Thu, 17 Sep 2009 16:08:46 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/621707 Mommie's had trubbles with her back and now she has lymphodema on her left arm from when they took t ... Mommie's had trubbles with her back and now she has lymphodema on her left arm from when they took the lymph nodes. Poor old gal is just falling apart! she said she looks like a polliwog after the double mastectomy! erk*** But........I just had to let you all know, Walter and I are getting married on the 26th!!! We are gonna elope with some of our wonderful friends! I can't hardly sleep or eat...(well, okay, I can eat) but, I am so happy and excited!!! I have the most beautiful gown ever! I feel like a princess. I will post the pictures after we go so you can see the wonderful people and my beautiful gown. Sheesh, how did I ever get so lucky to find a wonderful and handsome cat like Walter? Somebody Up There must love me!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/603416 Tue, 7 Jul 2009 12:33:53 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/603416 Here I am floatng on cloud 9!!!! Yup, my handsome Walter has asked me to marry him and I said....Y ... Here I am floatng on cloud 9!!!! Yup, my handsome Walter has asked me to marry him and I said....YES!!! Mommie I am as silly as a goose. He is so-oooo handsome and so-oooo purrdy. He lights me up like fireflies in the dark of night. He makes my heart sing and my legs take wing. He makes me giggle and wiggle and act like a child. Walter.....I LOVA-LOVA YOU!!! Oh, and for I furget....Ma and Pa will be on vacation, so pawmails won't be answered for quite some time. Sorry....really, sorry....I have to stay home with Mawse. At least Mommie cut off her nasty toenails!! Ching ching.....I'm so-oooo happy!!!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/601850 Wed, 1 Jul 2009 16:28:41 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/601850 Fluff asked me what kind of ice cream I would be if Iwere ice cream. GOO GOO CLUSTER!!!! The ma ... Fluff asked me what kind of ice cream I would be if Iwere ice cream. GOO GOO CLUSTER!!!! The main reason is, Mommie just loves it! And it is chocolately sweet, like me. And it is caramelly....is that a word?....sticky and good. And it has marshmellow swirls, 'cuz I am marshmellow soft. And......it has nuts in it.....And Mommie says I am nuts!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/596992 Mon, 15 Jun 2009 18:01:25 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/596992 Although I can't add the pics that go with this, I feel the message is too important not to share ... Although I can't add the pics that go with this, I feel the message is too important not to share with all of you... A PET'S TEN COMMANDMENTS... 1. My life is likely to last 10-15 years. Any separation from you is likely to be painful. 2. Give me time to understand what you want of me. 3. Place your trust in me. It is crucial for my well-being. 4. Don't be angry with me for long and don't lock me up as punishment. You have your work, your friends, your entertainment, but I have only you. 5. Talk to me. Even if I don't understand your words, I do understand your voice when speaking to me. 6. Be aware that however you treat me, I will never forget it. 7. Before you hit me, before you strike me, remember that I could hurt you, and yet, I choose not to bite you. 8. Before you scold me for being lazy or uncooperative, ask yourself if something might be bothering me. Perhaps I'm not getting the right food, I have been in the sun too long, or my heart might be getting old or weak. 9. Please take care of me when I grow old. You too, will grow old. 10. On the ultimate difficult journey, go with me please. Never say you can't bear to watch. Don't make me face this alone. Everything is easier for me if you are there, because I love you so. ALWAYS! ~Take a moment today to thank God for your pets. Enjoy and take good care of them. Life would be a much dull ER, less joyful experience without God's critters~ Now please pass this on to other pet owners. We do not have to wait for Heaven, to be surrounded by hope, love, and joyfulness. It is here on earth and has four legs!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/596867 Mon, 15 Jun 2009 10:48:51 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/596867 Anyone who has ever known and loved a cat (and even those who haven’t!) will get a laugh out of th ... Anyone who has ever known and loved a cat (and even those who haven’t!) will get a laugh out of this great list! Kitty 10 Commandments: And the Cat said. . . 1. Thou shalt not jump onto the keyboard when thy human is on the computer. 2. Thou shalt not unroll all of the toilet paper off the roll. 3. Thou shalt not project hairballs from the top of the refrigerator. 4. Thou shalt not sit in front of the television as if thou art invisible. 5. Thou shalt not jump onto thy sleeping human’s bladder at 3 a.m. 6. Thou shalt not reset thy human’s alarm clock by walking on it. 7. Thou shalt not trip thy humans, even if they are walking too slowly. 8. Thou shalt not push open the bathroom door when there are guests in thy house. 9. Thou shalt not jump on the toilet seat just as thy human is sitting down. 10. Thou shalt attempt to show remorse when being scolded.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/596809 Mon, 15 Jun 2009 08:17:15 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/596809 I got my engagement ring from Walter! You can see it if ya wants to. It's speshul made, just for ... I got my engagement ring from Walter! You can see it if ya wants to. It's speshul made, just for me! I got it when we left for Vegas for Mawsie's wedding! We had so much fun! I got a little tipsy on catnip and champagne! Walter said I was funny! I don' remember.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/586117 Thu, 7 May 2009 09:36:38 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/586117 My Mommy I really love my Mommy. She is the fairest of the fair. She loves me unconditionally, ... My Mommy I really love my Mommy. She is the fairest of the fair. She loves me unconditionally, even though she has gray hair! She feeds me and waters me, sort of like a plant… and if some days she forgets, I really rave and rant! She rescued me from the neighbor, who didn’t give me food, he didn’t give me anything, he was an awful dude! I kept sneaking to her house to get a bite to eat, and while I ate, I kept dancin’ by her feet! I loved the pets she gave me, they felt so awful nice, I’d rub on her leg, so she’d do it more than twice. One day she was feeding me and called me Dancin’ Girl, She said “You are a cutie, a genuine pearl! I think it was the third time I had gone over to dine, she said “I’m gonna catnap you and make you all mine!” Daddy got a cage and they took me in the house, they didn’t tell me I had to live with that awful Mawse! Mawsie is my sister and she came from the ASPC…A, she is so darn onery, I almost rue the day! But, no matter what, I must tell you this, I got the World’s Greatest Mommy ‘n the World’s Worst Sis! Submitted by Dancin’ Girl who loves her Mommy more than Chunklit cubberd grab crackers.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/584734 Sat, 2 May 2009 18:56:01 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/584734 A mother loves her children with her whole heart. Truly, she would die for them. She does the best ... A mother loves her children with her whole heart. Truly, she would die for them. She does the best she can, wishing there were always more. And as time goes by, she wishes there were more hugs and kisses, more dirty little faces to wash and nighttime hugs to give. More of everything good and special....wonderful mornings full of laughter and love...yeah, only the love a child can give...unconditional. More wishing on stars, more snow angels, more giggles and laughter. More sunny days at the lake and another pizza in Red Lodge. More picking peas out of the garden and trick or treating. More of the enchantment of Christmas with them. More of the beautiful days a child gives her mother. More of everything. Just more. They grow and leave to live lives of their own, and give the gifts of grandchildren. And leave wonderful memories of the heart. So, the first two songs...are for my children...with the memories they make. Some good, some not so good... but, everything was and is a delight with my children, in my heart forever. I love you, Shelle and Devin. You are my life.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/584286 Fri, 1 May 2009 08:57:26 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/584286 My sweet Mommie added some music today for me!!! The very first song is for Walter...and most of th ... My sweet Mommie added some music today for me!!! The very first song is for Walter...and most of them thereafter! I hope you like them as much as we do!!!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/579280 Tue, 14 Apr 2009 17:11:01 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/579280 Mommie had her arm surgery today! She is doing great! I will have to pet her extra lots today jus ... Mommie had her arm surgery today! She is doing great! I will have to pet her extra lots today just to make her happy. She had to have her arm manipulated since it was frozen from her double mastectomy this past year. She said a frozen arm is GOOD! She told daddy she could keep the worms cold when they go fishing!!! She is so silly! A special bit of love from Mommie for all of you who have sent prayers and love her way. She just couldn't have done it all without you! She wishes she could send you all rosettes....the very biggest ones...because you are so very special to her. Thank mew all.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/575930 Fri, 3 Apr 2009 17:39:08 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/575930 This is a letter to Savannh Ranes who is my new friend. She is a beautiful girl who is in the hos ... This is a letter to Savannh Ranes who is my new friend. She is a beautiful girl who is in the hospital in Seattle! Mommie's friend, Kimm, told my Mommie just how special Savannah is! She said she is strong and brave and just purr-fect! We like to write to her. Now, I hope she will get to visit me on Catster, so she can see me! (If you're lookin' Savannah, ain't I sumpin'?) My boyfriend thinks I am purr-dy! Do you think so? I wish we lived closer and we would sneak into the hospital to see you. Can you just imagine that? One very old lady...Mom...(don't tell her I said that) and a really mean ugly cat, my sister cat, Mawse, (don't tell her I said that either or she will pound me) and beautiful tailless me! Only thing is, we might cause everyone to sneeze! And then the nurses would throw meowt, onto my tail....oh, I haven't got a tail! I'm safe! I hope you get to come to Catster. And, oh, if you like dogs....?...(I don't)....then you can check them out on Dogster at the bottom of the page to the left! Bye bye, purr-dy girl!!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/574884 Tue, 31 Mar 2009 16:30:23 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/574884 I was all excited waiting for April Fool's Day, then, Mawsie told me it was today, so I don't have ... I was all excited waiting for April Fool's Day, then, Mawsie told me it was today, so I don't have to wait till tomorrow, 'cuz it's today, today. So, I thought I would pull a big fat trick on Mama. I laid down under her feet and panted, and she just looked at me like I was from Mars. She went about her business and didn't pay a bit of attention to me. **snort*** well....you can sure see I count for nothing in this stupid place. Well....um-mmm, so I thought I would pull a fast one on old Dad. Daddy is not near as smart as Mommie, ('cuz she said so.) so I figured this one is gonna be easy. I went and stuck my head in his slipper and gasped and fell over with a squeak! Erk!!! I opened one eye and he was reading his book. So, I coughed a little bit...cough...cough...erk. &^%$#@@$%^&!!! Reading his book!!!! His book!!! I'm dying and he's reading his book!!! COUGH COUGH COUGH!!! CHOKE!!!! Fine....I can take a hint. Nobody cares or loves me. I am done with trying to liven this dreary place up. The people that live here are older than dinosaurs. Older than rocks. Older than....um-mmmm...old stuff. And they are not fun. I think I will move. I will find a fun place that likes a cat with a sense of humor. Well, maybe not....the vittles are pretty good here. **^^$!#%!!!! Dirty rat....Mawse told me it was tomorrow not today...and so the joke's on me. And I can't call her that online or Mommie will wash my mouth out with soap!!! ***snort***]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/571433 Thu, 19 Mar 2009 18:08:31 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/571433 Well, after getting a few inches of snow, I am hoping Mother Nature is done with her stupid tricks! ... Well, after getting a few inches of snow, I am hoping Mother Nature is done with her stupid tricks! I want to go outside and play! Mommie won't let me out if it's yucky outside. But, today, she let me out for awhile! That was so much fun. But, then, Daddy came out to watch me and purdy soon, he took me back inside. Drats! Sometimes he makes me so mad! Then, Mommie trimmed my toenails. Did I ever tell you how much I hate to have my nails trimmed? I totally spaz out and yell and scream and generally make a fool out of my little self. I don't know why, it really doesn't hurt, but, dangnabit, they're MY toenails! Just 'cuz I scratched her the other day while we were playing doesn't mean I should be nailless! Grumpy ol' woman! And I mean old!!! She just had a birthday last month. We're talkin' decrepid, here...really really old and decrepid. Heh heh...snort...I like that. I got even!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/568314 Mon, 9 Mar 2009 18:03:42 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/568314 I think Walter spent his whole paycheck on me!!! I am so-oooo spoiled! ... I think Walter spent his whole paycheck on me!!! I am so-oooo spoiled!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/568222 Mon, 9 Mar 2009 13:11:28 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/568222 My Walter has just sent me all kinds of pretty things! He is so sweeeeet! I just loves him to piec ... My Walter has just sent me all kinds of pretty things! He is so sweeeeet! I just loves him to pieces! No one else is so wonderful! He's adorable, too!!! Eat your heart out world! Walter's mine!!!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/554493 Wed, 28 Jan 2009 17:00:48 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/554493 I just noticed that at 5:55 PM today, I reached 10,000 views!!!!!!!!! Yippee!!!!!!!!!!!! And whoo ... I just noticed that at 5:55 PM today, I reached 10,000 views!!!!!!!!! Yippee!!!!!!!!!!!! And whoopie!!!!!!!!!!!! And wowie! Thank you to all the nice kitties who have been here to see what I am up to all the time!!!! I have had such a nice day. I got to do my spa thing with Mommie. She bought a small hand vibrator with big knobs on it and she uses it on my back. It has a nice gentle vibration and feels so wonderful She thinks that it is good for me since I am a Manx and some are prone to back problems. Well, it hardly matters to me why she does it, just as long as she does it! It feels MARVELOUS!!!!!!!!!!!! I feel like a princess!!! Wonder if she could do my nails too???]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/554487 Wed, 28 Jan 2009 16:55:08 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/554487 My handsome Walter is a spoiler!!! I got candy and flowers!!! All kinds of stuff! Whatcha do wit ... My handsome Walter is a spoiler!!! I got candy and flowers!!! All kinds of stuff! Whatcha do with a cat like that? Just love him to pieces!!! That's all.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/554094 Tue, 27 Jan 2009 18:45:11 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/554094 We got a special picture together and I just love it! Walter is just one fine lookin' cat! I sure ... We got a special picture together and I just love it! Walter is just one fine lookin' cat! I sure wish I knew who to thank for the nice picture....but, I don't, so I will just say thank mew on my diary here. How sweet of you to do this for us!!!! I laid by the fire all day long and thought of my darling sweetheart. I am just too twitterpatted to even think. I dream silly dreams and do stupid things, like smile silly smiles off into the air all day long! Daddy thinks I am a nitwit! Ha!!! I am just in love!!!!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/553322 Sun, 25 Jan 2009 19:37:21 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/553322 Shucky darns....my first and only love!!! I have a very special Handsome boyfriend.....hint hint.. ... Shucky darns....my first and only love!!! I have a very special Handsome boyfriend.....hint hint....his picture is on my page at the bottom!!! WALTER!!!! He is so very sweet! He is the cat of my dreams. I have been thinking about him and dreaming sweet dreams.....ah-hhhh....snort! I am so happy! Just look at his fluffy tail and his pretty face! He is one fine cat! And got lotsa muscles and he's big and tall!!! woohooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Life is go-oooooooood!!! Walter you are so fine!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/551283 Tue, 20 Jan 2009 08:42:27 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/551283 Ma entered me in a Bissell photo contest. It is with her very own favorite picture of me when was ... Ma entered me in a Bissell photo contest. It is with her very own favorite picture of me when was spazzin' over that nasty grasshopper. Wouldja please, please vote for me? I want to make something fun happen for Mommie since she has had so many surgeries and stuff this year. We deserve some excitement around here! And I am going to make sure she gets it. Why just the other day, she was coming around the corner from the bedroom, and I sneaked around the other way....I jumped about 2 feet into the air and so did she! Scared 'er, ya know. I didn't know women could jump that high. Said it durn near stopped her ol' heart. Sure did look funny! Daddy was sitting on the couch and he really cracked up! Yup, EXCITEMENT is my middle name!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/547843 Sat, 10 Jan 2009 07:24:16 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/547843 NEVER AGAIN! I was so happy to see the new year begin that I must admit, I made a big pig outta my ... NEVER AGAIN! I was so happy to see the new year begin that I must admit, I made a big pig outta myself with the catnip. That's bad enough, but, my mean ol' Mommie had to get a picture of me laid out like a dead mackeral! I fell off'n my bear rug and all of a sudden there was this blinding flash! * * * STARS * * * !!!! I hate it when she does that! I may run away from home. but, it's be awhile, I am still too sick to move my chubby little body. NO MORE CATNIP! Never, ever in this lifetime. What? I have 8 more to go.....well.....maybe just a little.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/546368 Mon, 5 Jan 2009 16:33:27 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/546368 Mommie got some flowers. They are so purdy! I just was wondering how come I didn't get any? I like ... Mommie got some flowers. They are so purdy! I just was wondering how come I didn't get any? I like flowers, too! Mommie let me smell hers, then, Daddy moved them across the room and put them up high. Drats!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/545504 Sat, 3 Jan 2009 07:46:46 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/545504 We have such beautiful friends, here on Catster. Mommie is home from the hospital and we have GOOD ... We have such beautiful friends, here on Catster. Mommie is home from the hospital and we have GOOD MEWS! Mommie had the hysterical-ectomy and there was NO CANCER!! We are so-oooo happy! We thank you for all the purr-rayers and the love you sent our way. You make life bearable! And wunnerful! And worth living! Thank you for everything! We wanted to share our good mews with you.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/543251 Sun, 28 Dec 2008 14:39:24 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/543251 I just wanted to let you all know that my Mommie is going in for surgery the 30th. She will have a ... I just wanted to let you all know that my Mommie is going in for surgery the 30th. She will have a hysterectomy. Whatever that is. She wanted everyone to know so you will understand why we are not on Catster for awhile. She will not be using the computer for however long it takes to feel lots better. She also told me to tell you not to send any flowers and that kinda stuff. But, she did say a prayer or two would be really nice! We luff you!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/541056 Mon, 22 Dec 2008 14:44:25 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/541056 I am going to have a big celebration tomorrow! I will have been on Catster for 4 whole years!!!!!!! ... I am going to have a big celebration tomorrow! I will have been on Catster for 4 whole years!!!!!!!! Ain't that sumpin'? Oops, that means I am four years older, too. Sheesh!!! Mommie was feelin' kinda sad and blue and she laid down on our bed to nap. I could feel that she was unhappy, so I jumped up there and let her rub my fur. She was purring and so was I. It's funny, but, when I make Mommie feel good, I feel real good too. She told me she loves me and that thanks to me, she felt all better. Job done.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/538812 Tue, 16 Dec 2008 06:29:54 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/538812 I live in Montana and Montana is being Montana in the wintertime right now. It is MINUS 14 degree ... I live in Montana and Montana is being Montana in the wintertime right now. It is MINUS 14 degrees right now. I feel so sorry for any critters that have to stay outside. I used to live at a place like that. Those people were not nice at all. I didn't have enough food and for sure I was never warm. I am so glad I live here with these people who love me enough to make sure I have a full tummy and warm toes. Mommie has tried to catch all the wild cats and kittens outside. To find homes for all of them. But, every now and again, she'll see a cat out there. So, she still puts out some food for any of them that wanders by. You can do that too. Just a little bowl of food for a feline friend. That's what Catster is all about. The animals. Please help. At minus 14 degrees, little toes and ears freeze off quickly. Please make sure your own pets are well taken care of. Feed your outside pets a little more fatty foods. Make sure they have a place to get in out of the cold. And a water heater will assure they have water through the day when you are not at home. They have heating pads to put inside a doghouse. But, let's face it, there is no better place than being inside, when the weather is lke this. Animals give more than they take. They ask so little Love them enough to make sure they have it. When Mom was a little girl, there was a cat in the place they moved to and it had frozen ears and the tail was mostly frozen off too. Maybe that's why she needs to help. Or maybe it's just 'cuz she loves animals so very much. I love my Mommie!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/537392 Thu, 11 Dec 2008 16:33:13 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/537392 THIS WAS MY MOMMIE'S MORNING: TODAY I MADE THE ORIGINAL DROP COOKIES. I HAVE BEEN REALLY BUSY DO ... THIS WAS MY MOMMIE'S MORNING: TODAY I MADE THE ORIGINAL DROP COOKIES. I HAVE BEEN REALLY BUSY DOING WHAT I SWORE I WOULD NOT DO, MAKING COOKIES AND CANDY FOR CHRISTMAS. TOO MUCH WORK, TOO MUCH TIME INVOLVED, TOO EXPENSIVE AND TOO LAZY TO CONTINUE MY YEARLY CHRISTMAS EFFORTS. BUT......I DECIDED I WANTED TO GIVE SOMETHING TO THE PEOPLE IN THE NURSING HOME AND SO THIS MORNING, COOKIES WAS ON THE LIST. MADE SOME VANILLA COOKIES WITH THE TINY CHOCOLATE CHIPS. WHILE I WAS SHOPPING THE OTHER DAY AT THE GROCERY STORE, I SAW SOME OF THAT PARCHMENT PAPER AND THOUGHT, WHAT A HECK OF AN IDEA. LESS MESS, MORE TIME AND EASY TO DO. WHOOPIE! SO I CAREFULLY LAID OUT THE COOKIES, NICE AND EVEN ON THE PAPER. ROWS ALL IN LINE AND NEAT AS CAN BE. I WAS WORKING ON A LITTLE CHRISTMAS HAT IN THE OTHER ROOM SO I WENT IN THERE AND WORKED ON IT. FIFTEEN MINUTES AND THE DING OF THE TIMER! NICE. FIRST BATCH DONE....ONE MORE TO GO AND ONTO OTHER THINGS. I PULLED OUT THE COOKIE SHEET AND...... DO YOU KNOW HOW SLICK THAT PARCHMENT PAPER IS WHEN IT'S ON A SQUEAKY CLEAN TIN COOKIE SHEET? WELL, I DO. THE WHOLE DANG MESS ENDED UP SLIDING OFF AND PART OF THEM WENT INTO THE OVEN TO COOK AND BURN AND STINK TO HIGH HEAVENS. SOME CAUGHT IN THE DOOR, BETWEEN THE DOOR AND THE OVEN. SOME WENT ON THE FLOOR, AND UNDER THE CABINET. OH, SH*T! I SAID. BOB SAID, 'WHAT'S THE MATTER?' WAUUUUGGGGHHHHH...I SAID. AND THEN I GOT SERIOUS AND STARTED HAVING A REALLY GOOD CRY. YES, I AM EMOTIONAL. AND...NO....BOB DIDN'T LAUGH. THIS MAN IS SMART. HE KNEW A POTENTIAL TOTAL OUTBURST FROM AN UNHAPPY WIFE. HE KNEW LAUGHING WOULD PUT HIS LIFE IN DANGER. HE KNEW I HAVE TRAINED FOR YEARS TO BE A TOTAL B*TCH FROM THE AGE OF ABOUT 14 OR SO. HE ALSO HATES A DUMB WOMAN WHO CRIES AT THE DROP OF A HAT....OR IN MY CASE.....DROPPED COOKIES. HE SENT ME OUT OF THE KITCHEN AND TOLD ME TO DO WHATEVER ELSE I WAS DOING. I HATE IT BUT, I AM ALWAYS MULTI-TASKING BUT, JUST THIS ONE TIME I WAS RATHER GLAD OF IT. GLUING STUPID CHRISTMAS THINGS ON A HAT IS A LOT EASIER TO CLEAN UP THAN A MESS LIKE THAT. ANYTHING.....ANYTHING AT ALL THAT THIS MAN WANTS FOR CHRISTMAS....... SO THAT IS MY MORNING AND THE ORIGINAL DROP COOKIES! I AM SORRY I DIDN'T GET A PICTURE. BUT, I WAS TOO BUSY CRYING.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/534873 Thu, 4 Dec 2008 06:12:27 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/534873 I suppose you have all seen that stupid hat I am wearing. Mother is totally weird. Just 'cuz she l ... I suppose you have all seen that stupid hat I am wearing. Mother is totally weird. Just 'cuz she likes to wear stupid lookin' hats, doesn't mean this girl, does. I have seen her wear cowboy hats with big orange leaves and orange leaf earrings to match. She made 'em, natch. And then, there's her cowboy hat with poinsettias. Oh, yeah, that'll win in the parade. (YUP...earrings to match that one, too!) Sheesh, you'd think she was three years old, for catwhiskers sake! And she has this dorky black beret....but....thank goodness there's no flowers on it....yet. She has a sequined pink hat her sis gave her and a tiger striped one from her other sis. I'm glad I'm not an outdoor cat 'cuz I would be so embarrassed to be seen with her! And yes, she has the old Santy hat just like mine. And Yes...it has flowers on it too. She's OLD and she wears a Santa Claus hat!!!! Doesn't she know there ain't no SANITY CLAUSE?]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/532698 Thu, 27 Nov 2008 17:07:08 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/532698 "When God Created Kitty Cats" When God created kitty cats, He had no recipe; He knew He wante ... "When God Created Kitty Cats" When God created kitty cats, He had no recipe; He knew He wanted something sweet, As sweet as sweet could be. He started out with sugar, Adding just a trace of spice; Then stirred in drops of morning dew, To keep them fresh and nice. He thought cats should be soft to pet, Thus he gave them coats of fur; So they could show they were content, He taught them how to purr. He made for them long tails to wave, While strutting down the walk; Then trained them in meow-ology, So they could do cat-talk. He made them into acrobats, And gave them grace and poise; Their wide-eyed curiosity, He took from little boys. He put whiskers on their faces, Gave them tiny ears for caps; Then shaped their little bodies, To snugly fit on laps. He gave them eyes as big as saucers, To look into man's soul; Then set a tolerance for mankind, As their purpose and their goal. Benevolent ... and ... Generous, He made so many of them; Then charged, with fatherly concern, The human race to love them. When one jumped up upon His lap, God gently stroked its head; The cat gave Him a kitty kiss, "What wondrous love," God said. God smiled at His accomplishment, So pleased with His creation; And said, with pride, as He sat back, "At last. . . I've reached purr-fection!"]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/521188 Wed, 29 Oct 2008 09:57:58 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/521188 Mommie finally got us some really good cereal! MICE KRISPIES! They're my mostest favorite! They h ... Mommie finally got us some really good cereal! MICE KRISPIES! They're my mostest favorite! They have a nice mousey taste with just a hint of catnip! And they go ***SNAP, CRACKLE, SQUEAK!*** just like the real thing! Yum and then some! You can see the box here. I love my new cereal and my Mommie!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/519593 Fri, 24 Oct 2008 08:52:34 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/519593 Now what, pray tell, is Halloween all about? Seems like there's a big deal made over black cats at ... Now what, pray tell, is Halloween all about? Seems like there's a big deal made over black cats at this time. Why isn't there a special day for Manx cats? Okay, so I got it figured out. If I want a bunch of new catnip, I gotta dress up. I see Mommie bought a bunch of chocolate things... candy stuff....and I see she is busy eating up most all of it. I think she is dressing up as a pig. A candy pig. snort*! She's naughty. I am going to dress up as a Monkey. Opps, can't do that, no tail. Shucks. Now what? I got it! I am going to beFrankenCat! I will be so-ooo scary that my sister Mawse will leave the house! Dang! That's a good idea! Heh, heh, heh....... She can go as a crabby cat, 'cuz that's what she is!!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/518365 Mon, 20 Oct 2008 17:14:29 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/518365 Mommie entered me in the contest for Catster! She used that awful picture of me when I went crazy ... Mommie entered me in the contest for Catster! She used that awful picture of me when I went crazy because there was a grasshopper in our house! Now, my people sister Shelle' is afraid of grasshoppers. NOT ME! Anyway, if'n you would be so kind, I would sure love to have a vote from you! If you look, there is a place to click on to vote for me. We don't really expect to win, but, it would be nice if I got more than one vote....from Mommie! Thanks....you are so-oooo nice!!!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/517032 Thu, 16 Oct 2008 14:04:39 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/517032 We just had company. I hate it when that happens. Everybody wants to touch me. And the famous, ... We just had company. I hate it when that happens. Everybody wants to touch me. And the famous, "Whatja do, cut the tail off that cat?" *(*^&*#@!!!! Duh.... I'M A MANX FOR GADSAKES!!!! MANX! YA GOT IT?" No tail....ya know..............manx. I know I am cute, but, I wasn't put here to entertain Mommie's guests. I do not want my little body touched. It's soft, yes, but, it's mine. Nor do I feel honored to be used as a dinner napkin. LEAVE IT ALONE!!! Or I will touch yours....with my CLAWS. These people came to eat and not ONE of them dropped a tasty morsel on the floor for me. Tsk. Snort. I'm going to take a nap. *&*%$#@*&!!!!!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/508556 Tue, 23 Sep 2008 12:21:24 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/508556 Fall is here and that's fine with me, it's the time of the year to be extra lazy! I can sleep and ... Fall is here and that's fine with me, it's the time of the year to be extra lazy! I can sleep and eat and sleep some more, and I won't feel the need to sneak out the door! Snow is a comin' and cold winter stuff, Ma'll be wearin' that ugly old muff. She'll wrap herself up in Daddy's old jacket and when she goes out, she'll make lotsa racket! Me, I'll be warm, a layin' by the fire, hopin' that Dad will turn it up higher. I'll be layin' around in my nice fur coat, "Ha ha, Mommie, does that get your goat?"]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/504683 Fri, 12 Sep 2008 10:09:36 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/504683 I think someone around here is being mighty lazy. I won't mention her name, but, I call her Mommie! ... I think someone around here is being mighty lazy. I won't mention her name, but, I call her Mommie! She hardly ever does my diary anymore. Of course, I understand, because she has been to the doctor so very much lately. She is so happy to know the cancer is all gone and her tests are good! ME TOO! I love my Mommie so much! But, I gotta say I wasn't too happy that they went on vacation! They did!!! And left me all alone with that big, fat Mawse! I hated every rotten minute of it! The nice neighbor lady came over every day to watch us and make sure we have nice clean boxes and lots of food. Mawsie is such a jerk....if the box isn't just so, she uses the floor. Now, that is tacky!!! She's a sicko! Anyhoo, they were gone about a week and a half. Worst week and a half of my little life! When Mommie finally came through the door, I about fainted! I was so very happy! I purred and rolled and and mewed a little mew. Life is good with Mommie home! Then, after rubbing all over her, I remembered how dang mad I was at her for leaving and I bit her! That should teach her never to do that again! (Mommie's note*) Since coming home, Dancer will not leave me alone. She is really quite pesky, waking me up all hours of the night to be petted. It's like she is trying to cram five years of petting in one night! Okay, so I love it! But, sometimes.....]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/493292 Mon, 11 Aug 2008 17:15:19 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/493292 MY FRIENDZES, MY TWIN....LITTLE ONE AND BABY G SENT ME BURDDAY PRESENTS!!! I AM SO HAPPY! HOW D ... MY FRIENDZES, MY TWIN....LITTLE ONE AND BABY G SENT ME BURDDAY PRESENTS!!! I AM SO HAPPY! HOW DID THEY KNOW THAT LITTLE MOUSES ARE MY MOST FAVORITE TOY IN THE WHOLE WORLD? AND I GOT SOME POUNCES TREATS SHAPED LIKE LITTLE HEARTS!! THEY ARE YUMMY! I WAS NICE AND EVEN GAVE MAWSIE SOME. I AM SO NICE! AND MY MOMMIE GOT A CARD AND A BEAUTIFUL BOOK. NOW, I KNOW SHE LIKED IT, BUT, I SAW HER CRYING....MOMMIE'S ARE SURE WEIRD. SHE SAID IT WAS JUST SUCH A BEAUTIFUL BOOK AND HAD SO MUCH MEANING TO IT. SHE REALLY IS HAPPY, EVEN THOUGH SHE SNIVELS A LOT! I GOT A CARD TOO AND MOMMIE SAYS THE KITTY ON IT LOOKS JUST LIKE ME WHEN I AM FEELING ONERY! HEY!!! I RESEMBLE THAT REMARK!!! THANK ME-YEOW TO LITTLE ONE AND BABY G. YOU ARE JUST THE SWEETEST EVER TO THINK OF US. WE LUVS YA!!!! IF YOU WANT TO SEE MY FRIENDS, THEY ARE ON MY PAGE...JUST CLICK ON THEIR PICTURES! AIN'T THEY PURR-DY?]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/490749 Tue, 5 Aug 2008 06:56:48 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/490749 Yup, it's my birdday! I still feel like a young chick! I think I will celebrate the day by laying ... Yup, it's my birdday! I still feel like a young chick! I think I will celebrate the day by laying around in the sunshine and letting my staff wait on me hand and foot! Yeah, right.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/490245 Mon, 4 Aug 2008 06:57:20 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/490245 Sending lotsa love to all for the Frebreze collars! Does everyone think I stink? Hee hee! Mommi ... Sending lotsa love to all for the Frebreze collars! Does everyone think I stink? Hee hee! Mommie said I should let everyone know what is going on. She had her other surgery August 1st, to remove the rest of the cancer. She is having a rough time, as it is so soon after the first surgery. She is really, really tired and cannot seem to sleep very much. But, last night she fell asleep on the couch and Daddy helped her a lot. He got her to bed and made sure she had everything she needed. Daddy is a good daddy! Mommie said to remember to tell everyone to be sure to do breast exams and mammos. And if anything at all doesn't look right, like her bruise, PLEASE, go to the doctor! Let's take care of each other. It's just called LOVE.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/485302 Wed, 23 Jul 2008 08:16:11 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/485302 Ma said I have to be nice to the relatives while they are here....what's a relative? All I know is ... Ma said I have to be nice to the relatives while they are here....what's a relative? All I know is that my sister cat human people Shelle' and Nicci showed up at our house this weekend...and stayed until yesterday. But, I am wondering when the relative is going to show? No one by that name is here yet. Nicci is cute. But, she keeps bugging me. She always wants to pet me. It's my fur!!! Just 'cuz she doesn't have any doesn't mean she should mess with mine! I am stingy with my fur. And although I really like pets, I am not going to let her know it. And my sister, Shelle, kept it up too....grabbing and grinning and touching my beautiful little body! DON'T TOUCH MY LITTLE BODY!!!! Well, it really wasn't that bad. In fact, I kinda liked it. But, there's no sense letting them know...then, they will take full advantage of you. And EXPECT IT! Okay...so they left yesterday. I got my bed back! And no one is bugging me. And...and....and.....I'm lonesome for them. sniff*]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/482943 Thu, 17 Jul 2008 07:50:39 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/482943 Today I am dedicating my diary to MARGO R.K.N. Hers my friend. Her Mommy is in Chemo Angels. ... Today I am dedicating my diary to MARGO R.K.N. Hers my friend. Her Mommy is in Chemo Angels. http://www.catster.com/cats/614924 See her site here. Her Mommy and her are so sweet! We have lots of friends on chemo Angels who have been so kind to my Mommie while she has been undergoing such a terrible experience. She has gotten so many cards from so many beautiful people, from states all over!!! And little gifts and kindness galore! Made my Mommie cry because they are all so nice! My Ma's friend Merrilee, wrote to Ma six years ago when she had breast cancer. And they have been friends every since then. My Mommie just loves Angel Merrilee, and she is just that...an angel. If you look, you will see a click on spot for the CHEMO ANGELS. If you know anyone who has cancer, please check out the site. Spread the happiness and help someone you love.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/480402 Fri, 11 Jul 2008 07:21:11 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/480402 Mommie told me I should let everyone know what is going on with her cancer. She said that there ar ... Mommie told me I should let everyone know what is going on with her cancer. She said that there are so many peoples who have been praying for her and they deserve to know. So, it is my duty to tell you. Mawsie thought she should be the one to tell, 'cuz she's the oldest. That doesn't mean she's the smartest....ha ha....so there, Mawsie. Mommie finally got all the results yesterday. Now, some might think this is bad news, but, Mommie is quite happy with the results! THE NODES WERE PERFECT!!!! YIPPEE, SKIPPEE!!! But, yes, there is a bit more cancer and she will need another surgery, but,she says that is okay. It was only on one side and all the rest was fine. She was so happy to hear that, so I was gonna have a party and share my catnip. I figured a double shot of catnip was purr-fect! But, ya know what? She declined. (Yup...she's gettin' OLD.) There was a day when having a shot or two of catnip sounded like a good idea. So, what I did, was, have my own double shot and then, I had hers, too. Yup, I did. I managed to hit about 90 going across the carpet and then, ended up in a heap in the closet. That was yesterday. Today, I am still parked in the closet with the biggest cat hangover in the world. I hear Mawsie wondering by once in awhile, snickering and laughing in that nasty cat way she has. I hate that cat. I hate catnip too!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/479399 Tue, 8 Jul 2008 13:22:45 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/479399 I am astounded at the kindness of people on Catster. Having had my surgery on Monday, I am having t ... I am astounded at the kindness of people on Catster. Having had my surgery on Monday, I am having the blues. Feeling quite sorry for myself as I just found out yesterday that the cancer was not all gone and so I will need more surgery and who know what else? I still haven't gotten the news on the nodes. At this point, I don't think I can handle any more bad news. But....my twin Little One and Baby G and their beautiful Mommy, Donna, sent me a package today. How beautiful is that? I am astounded at their kindness and their beauty. I want to thank them from the bottom of my heart...it's there under all those terrible scars. I love you, my dear friends. Mommie....Cherri]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/475906 Sun, 29 Jun 2008 06:14:48 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/475906 Mommie isn't doing much right now on Catster. But, she wants me to tell LITTLE ONE AND KARMA KITTY' ... Mommie isn't doing much right now on Catster. But, she wants me to tell LITTLE ONE AND KARMA KITTY'S FAMILY ....THANK MEW!!! Tomorrow, Mommie will have the cancer taken out. I pray to KITTY HEAVEN that she will be okay. She is a special Mommie. She saved me and Mawsie and gave us a beautiful life. I know she loves us. Mawsie is going to do her thing, just as she did before when Mommie had breast cancer. Daddy will be her caretaker. Myself, I will just be funny and silly and try to make her laugh. I do good with that. All I gotta do, is roll over on my tummy and Mommie gets a big smile. Of course, she can't resist it and has to touch. And of course, I have to bite her. It's my tummy, after all! We love our friends and thank them for all their prayers. Love to you. Blessings to all the people who must go through this fight. And BIG TIME purr-rayers for them too!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/473090 Sat, 21 Jun 2008 09:36:01 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/473090 Mommie is going through some tough times right now. Some of you know about it, some don't. We ap ... Mommie is going through some tough times right now. Some of you know about it, some don't. We apologize for not doing all the fun questions and answers that many of our beautiful friends have sent, but, Mommie has been busy going to the doctor. We want to share this info, because Mommie feels like if she can help save some lives, then, at least she has done some good. Here is the letter she sent to her friends: Well, once again through the miracles of cancer, I learned a new word. Sarcoma. Sarcoma is soft tissue cancer. I just found out I have it. I am mainly writing to let you all know of a sympton that many don't know about. About six months ago, I found a bruise on my left breast...the same one I had BC on. I didn't do anything to damage it, and the bruise did not go away. I finally went to the doctor and they decided to take a pic and then I would go back in a month. In a month, it had begun to disappear. Then, it came back with a vengeance. So back to the doctor I went. He said, immediately, we need to do a biopsy. It hurt! His sweet nurse held my hand and I think I about broke it for her!! I apologized and she said that was what she was there for. How sweet. Anyway, it came back after a second opinion to be sarcoma. They did a CAT scan and our greatest blessing is that it has not spread. But, now I am scheduled for a double mastectomy on June 30th. I am scared witless. The cause of this cancer was from the radiation given to me when I had breast cancer. Please be aware that bruises can be a sign of cancer, too. If you have anything at all that you know is not right, GO TO THE DOCTOR. Don't wait. Please send this on to as many people as you can. Let's help save some lives.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/463770 Mon, 26 May 2008 08:33:50 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/463770 WE HAVE PUT THIS ON BEFORE, BUT, FOR THOSE WHO MISSED IT, HERE IT IS AGAIN: TAPS Have you ... WE HAVE PUT THIS ON BEFORE, BUT, FOR THOSE WHO MISSED IT, HERE IT IS AGAIN: TAPS Have you ever been to a military funeral in which taps was played; this brings out a new meaning of it. Here is something Every American should know. Until I read this, I didn't know, but I checked it out and it's true: We in the United States have all heard the haunting song, "Taps". It's the song that gives us that lump in our throats and usually tears in our eyes. But, do you know the story behind the song? If not, I think you will be interested to find out about its humble beginnings. Reportedly , it all began in 1862 during the Civil War, when Union Army Captain Robert Ellicombe was with his men near Harrison's Landing in Virginia . The Confederate Army was on the other side of the narrow strip of land. During the night, Captain Ellicombe heard the moans of a soldier who lay severely wounded on the field. Not knowing if it was a Union or Confederate soldier, the Captain decided to risk his life and bring the stricken man back for medical attention. Crawling on his stomach through the gunfire, the Captain reached the stricken soldier and began pulling him toward his encampment. When the Captain finally reached his own lines, he discovered it was actually a Confederate soldier, but the soldier was dead. The Captain lit a lantern and suddenly caught his breath and went numb with shock. In the dim light, he saw the face of the soldier. It was his own son. The boy had been studying music in the South when the war broke out. Without telling his father, the boy enlisted in the Confederate Army. The following morning, heart-broken, the father asked permission of his superiors to give his son a full military burial, despite his enemy status. His request was only partially granted. The Captain had asked if he could have a group of Army band members play a funeral dirge for his son at the funeral. The request was turned down since the soldier was a Confederate. But, out of respect for the father, they did say they could give him only one musician. The Captain chose a bugler. He asked the bugler to play a series of musical notes he had found on a piece of paper in the pocket of the dead youth's uniform. This wish was granted. The haunting melody, we now know as "Taps". Used at military funerals was born. The words are: Day is done. Gone the sun. From the lakes From the hills. From the sky. All is well. Safely rest. God is nigh. Fading light. Dims the sight. And a star. Gems the sky. Gleaming bright. From afar. Drawing nigh. Falls the night. Thanks and praise. For our days. Neath the sun Neath the stars. Neath the sky. As we go. This we know. God is nigh. I too have felt the chills while listening to "Taps" but I have never seen all the words to the song until now. I didn't even know there was more than one verse. I also never knew the story behind the song and I didn't know if you had either so I thought I'd pass it along. I now have an even deeper respect for the song than I did before. Remember Those Lost and Harmed While Serving Their Country. Also Remember Those Who Have Served and Returned; and for those presently serving in the Armed Forces. Please send this on after a short prayer. Make this a Prayer wheel for our soldiers...please don't break it. Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God...]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/462789 Fri, 23 May 2008 07:16:39 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/462789 This was in Dear Abby today and we wanted to share it. MOMENT OF SILENCE HONORS THOSE WHO SACRIFI ... This was in Dear Abby today and we wanted to share it. MOMENT OF SILENCE HONORS THOSE WHO SACRIFICED FOR US DEAR ABBY: Would you please invite all Americans to stand together, unified in spirit, for 60 seconds of respectful silence during the National Moment of Remembrance at 3 p.m. local time this Memorial Day? The purpose of this moment is a noble one, to honor America's fallen. The freedoms we take for granted each day are reminders of their ultimate sacrifice and our ongoing debt to them. We mourn our fallen and honor their courageous legacy and the future they bequeathed to us. The agony of a fallen soldier's mother is as old as war. One such mother is Sallie Stubenhofer. Her son, Mark, was killed by a sniper in Iraq. He left three young children, including a daughter who was born four months after his return to active duty. Mark and his wife named their baby Hope, which signified what he wanted to offer his children and all children. The Moment of Remembrance and our year-long, lifelong determination to "live honoring America's fallen" are in memory of Army Capt. Mark Stubenhofer and all those brave members of our military who have died in the service of our nation. We invite all Americans to pause in their Memorial Day activities at 3:00 local time to honor those who live in our history, reside in our hearts and rest forever in the arms of God. My Mommie's uncle Charles Petty died in the Philippines during WWII. His Mother, Rose Petty, tried so very hard to get his body shipped home. They wouldn't send him home, so his body lies in a mass grave. It broke her heart that her youngest son was not buried near her. We honor him. We honor and love all our sevice people. Each and every one is a hero.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/459194 Mon, 12 May 2008 15:29:16 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/459194 Since Ma & Pa were gone most of the weekend, we didn't get to celebrate the holiday with our Mommi ... Since Ma & Pa were gone most of the weekend, we didn't get to celebrate the holiday with our Mommie. That didn't make Mawsie and I too happy. They had to go out of town and were gone Friday till Sunday. They put Mawsie in the extra bedroom and I got the rest of the house. The reason they do that is that Mawse pretty much stays in one place like the slug she is and I like to walk and walk and walk....I am busy, Mawse is lazy. It just wasn't the kind of day I wanted for Mommie. When they got home, they opened the door and let Mawse out of the bedroom. She came running out, really fast! Well, Ma found out why in one big hurry! Mawsie had left Mommie tootsie rolls for Mother's Day! Mommie was NOT too happy about that...not happy at all! She is a nasty, mean cat. Mommie should find a new home for her. Boy, would I like that...A LOT! Okay, so I know that's not going to happen. But, I can dream, can't I?]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/453150 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 06:01:18 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/453150 Ma got this yesterday and thought that you might need a good laugh. Mommie is still laughing! ... Ma got this yesterday and thought that you might need a good laugh. Mommie is still laughing! IF THIS STORY DOESN'T MAKE YOU CRY FOR LAUGHING SO HARD, LET ME KNOW AND I'LL PRAY FOR YOU. THIS IS A STORY ABOUT A COUPLE WHO HAD BEEN HAPPILY MARRIED FOR YEARS. THE ONLY FRICTION IN THEIR MARRIAGE WAS THE HUSBAND'S HABIT OF F*RTING LOUDLY EVERY MORNING WHEN HE AWOKE. THE NOISE WOULD WAKE HIS WIFE AND THE SMELL WOULD MAKE HER EYES WATER AND MAKE HER GASP FOR AIR. EVERY MORNING SHE WOULD PLEAD WITH HIM TO STOP RIPPING THEM OFF BECAUSE IT WAS MAKING HER SICK. HE TOLD HER HE COULDN'T.STOP IT AND THAT IT WAS PERFECTLY NATURAL. SHE TOLD HIM TO SEE A DOCTOR, SHE WAS CONCERNED THAT ONE DAY HE WOULD BLOW HIS GUTS OUT. THE YEARS WENT BY AND HE CONTINUED TO RIP THEM OUT. THEN ONE THANKSGIVING MORNING AS SHE WAS PREPARING THE TURKEY FOR DINNER AND HE WAS UPSTAIRS SOUND ASLEEP, SHE LOOKED AT THE INNARDS AND NECK, GIZZARD, LIVER AND ALL THE SPARE PAR TS AND A MALICIOUS THOUGHT CAME TO HER. SHE TOOK THE BOWL AND WENT UPSTAIRS WHERE HER HUSBAND WAS SOUND ASLEEP AND, GENTLY PULLING THE BED COVERS BACK, SHE PULLED BACK THE ELASTIC WAISTBAND OF HIS UNDERPANTS AND EMPTIED THE BOWL OF TURKEY GUTS INTO HIS SHORTS SOME TIME LATER SHE HEARD HER HUSBAND WAKE WITH HIS USUAL TRUMPETING WHICH WAS FOLLOWED BY A BLOOD CURDLING SCREAM AND THE SOUND OF FRANTIC FOOT STEPS AS HE RAN INTO THE BATH ROOM. THE WIFE COULD HARDLY CONTROL HERSELF AS SHE ROLLED ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING, TEARS IN HER EYES! AFTER YEARS OF TORTURE SHE RECKONED SHE HAD GOT HIM BACK PRETTY GOOD.. ABOUT TWENTY MINUTES LATER, HER HUSBAND CAME DOWNSTAIRS IN HIS BLOODSTAINED UNDERPANTS WITH A LOOK OF HORROR ON HIS FACE. SHE BIT HER LIP AS SHE ASKED HIM WHAT WAS THE MATTER. HE SAID, "HONEY YOU WERE RIGHT. ALL THESE YEARS YOU HAVE WARNED ME AND I DIDN'T LISTEN TO YOU". "WHAT DO YOU MEAN?" ASKED HIS WIFE. "WELL, YOU ALWAYS TOLD ME THAT ONE DAY I WOULD END UP F*RTING MY GUTS OUT, AND TODAY IT FINALLY HAPPENED." "BUT BY THE GRACE OF GOD, SOME VASELINE AND TWO FINGERS, I THINK I GOT MOST OF THEM BACK IN!"]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/451460 Mon, 21 Apr 2008 06:13:08 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/451460 I am such a good girl. I am trying to take good care of my Mommie while she's not feeling too good. ... I am such a good girl. I am trying to take good care of my Mommie while she's not feeling too good. So, promptly, at 5:30 AM I forced myself to crawl across the bed, stomp across the blankets, and climb up on top of her ribs, with my dainty 10 pound body, to give her a nice massage....rub-a-dub-dub. I wonder why she threw me off the bed?]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/451114 Sun, 20 Apr 2008 06:16:01 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/451114 I had the mostest turrible night last night. It was awful! We was doing our snuggling, gettin' rea ... I had the mostest turrible night last night. It was awful! We was doing our snuggling, gettin' ready to dream sweet dream things, when all of a sudden....BOOM! CRASH!! BANG!!! I turned around and looked at Mommie, my eyes much bigger than the old proverbial saucers, scared poopless! What was that pray tell? Whaddaya mean it was lightning??? It doesn't lightning in April! It's not summer, for goodness sake! It's not even quite spring, thanks to all the stupid snow and cold that keeps showing up! So, okay, it rained. Real hard. And then the blast of lightning that nearly knocked me off the bed. And then, the wind blew, and blew, and blew....and.... And, then, when I got up and stuck my nosey little nose out the window this morning, I saw SNOW!!!!!!! I HATE snow. I thought it rained? What's with the snow? Well, that's a fine howdoyado! I'm going back to bed. Phooey!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/450676 Fri, 18 Apr 2008 19:03:14 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/450676 My Mommie has been purdy sick for about three weeks. She got a cold and spent 6 days on the couch. ... My Mommie has been purdy sick for about three weeks. She got a cold and spent 6 days on the couch. Then, she started a medication to help her stop smoking and it makes her sick, too. But, she is determined not to smoke anymore. I am so glad! I hate smoke, but, I have never told her that. And, I don't like the way she coughs, either. I want my Mommie to live furever! So, she has been sick and I really don't know what to do to help. I cuddle with her at night, and wake her up so she can pet me and I know for sure that makes her feel better. I stick my nose in her face, too, to make sure she is breathing. So far, so good. I guess what I can do is just love her, huh?]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/449291 Tue, 15 Apr 2008 08:22:23 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/449291 I have been in trouble so much this last week that I just might take up permanent residence under t ... I have been in trouble so much this last week that I just might take up permanent residence under the bed. It was in the 60's and 70's off and on this past week, so, Ma and Pa have been letting Mawsie and me go outdoors....only there's one stipulation....they have to be there with us and we have to stay by the house! Yeah, but..... I have other world's to explore. I nee-eeed to go to the other side of the house or under the porch or over near that house next door. I have to. Really. If they are dumb enough to look the other way for one second, I'm willing to take the chance. I can run like the wind! In fact, it's pretty funny when Pa decides it's time to go in. He thinks he can outsmart me. Imagine. A man outsmarting a woman! Ha! And besides he has this huge growth just above his belt and when he runs, he gasps for air! Gawd, that's funny! He makes some pretty strange sounds, sorta squeaky like a mouse. Anyway, after about three trips around the house, he calls in the woman....Mommie. Now that is serious stuff. How do you outsmart a woman? Especially one with a voice like a screaming banshee? That's usually the end of the game. She sounds serious. Pink, pink! In the door I go...now what was that all about? Well, a couple of days ago, Mommie was napping and when she got up, Daddy was washing her car. She oohed and aahed and then, he told her the bad news. I had escaped...again. But, he had kept a lookout on me and I was there, until, I wasn't. He couldn't find me. He went around the house and into the shop and all over. He even looked under the house porch a couple of times. When Mommie heard I was missing, the cat fur hit the fan! &*^&%#$^&(!!! so, she started looking too. She also sent Daddy around the house next door and a few other unlikely places. He was a little purple in the face by that time and she was getting close to tears. Mama sat on the concrete bench, thinking she could sit there awhile and keep an eye out in all directions. She needed a bit of a break...old ya know. And she looked about to cry. Well, I knew I was in BIG, BIG trouble. Really big trouble. I sneaked out from under the porch where I had been watching all the excitement for about an hour and peeked just so barely over the porch step. I figured all they could see was the tips of my little ears. Dang...this was trouble. But, I didn't want the old gal crying again. Her face gets all squishy and wet and I hate wet kisses! Daddy saw me and said, "That little (censored), there she is!" Ma didn't see me at first, but, then she is blind as a bat. She finally saw me and I knew it was curtains. She opened the door and I took my fluffy little behind in. Well, all it amounts to is that I have SPRING FEVER!!!! I wanna be outside....what's wrong with that? Cranky OLD people!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/444886 Fri, 4 Apr 2008 07:41:44 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/444886 Just when ya think things can't get better...they do! I'm DDP today!!!! Hot dog...er cat!! I am ... Just when ya think things can't get better...they do! I'm DDP today!!!! Hot dog...er cat!! I am just so excited! And to make things even nicer, my furr-riends have given me rosettes! Don't I just feel really special? I got one from Sampson Silver Dollar's family and one from my twin, Little-One! Pretty cool, huh? Now I will really dance a jig! Or Two!!! Thank you everycat. You make my heart sing!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/443934 Tue, 1 Apr 2008 14:19:16 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/443934 There are 8999 peoples who have looked at my page since the very beginning. One more peek and tha ... There are 8999 peoples who have looked at my page since the very beginning. One more peek and that will be 9000!!!! That's NINE THOUSAND PEEKIES!!!! And that's just little 'ol me!!! Wow! I am thinking of celebrating, but, I don't know what to do? I know, I like to dance!! I'll do a dance!!! Tap tap. Dang, that was fun!!!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/443359 Mon, 31 Mar 2008 08:04:31 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/443359 Mommie said it is really windy today. So what's new? It's almost always windy here. She said she ... Mommie said it is really windy today. So what's new? It's almost always windy here. She said she could put a kite on my back, put me outside, and I could fly! Is she trying to tell me something? Do you suppose she is mad 'cuz I woke her up again at 5:30AM? Sheesh....no sense of humor!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/442726 Sat, 29 Mar 2008 14:23:50 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/442726 Not only is Mommie buzy NOT doing my diary, but, for Heaven's knows HOW long, the last entry was in ... Not only is Mommie buzy NOT doing my diary, but, for Heaven's knows HOW long, the last entry was in here twice. TWICE!!! (Senile.) Not only that but some kind soul has left me treats and did she ever once, say THANK MEW???? NO-OOOOO!!!! So whoever you are....Thank Mew! You are just so very sweet. Twice....double....senile....OLD!!!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/441063 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 06:34:47 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/441063 That silly old woman that I sleep with, Mommie, is suffering from OPS...Old People Syndrome. That ... That silly old woman that I sleep with, Mommie, is suffering from OPS...Old People Syndrome. That syndrome being, getting up early. I hate that! I planned on getting my beauty sleep this morning and was promptly got woken up at 5:30AM. Now how dumb is that? She sure coulda used some beauty sleep herself! Screwy old woman! So I am tired....I plan to nap the day away. My little green eyes keep falling shut and I haven't got a purr left in me, I am so tired. She's sitting at the computer now, waiting for the sunrise, like it's some kind of big deal. Well, maybe to her it is. Myself....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/440870 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 15:34:33 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/440870 Well, yesterday we had a purdy nice day. Ma and Pa had company. Ronie and Lee came to see us. T ... Well, yesterday we had a purdy nice day. Ma and Pa had company. Ronie and Lee came to see us. They are such suckers, they love me to pieces and I just act like Icould care less. But, the real honest to goodness fact isthat I like them a lot!! I just like to be that way sometimes. Ronie gives me some really nice pets and seems to always hit the good spots, but, I like to remain aloof....that way, they try harder and I get more pets! Smart, huh? And some people say cats are dumb! Mawsie took my bed last night so I am plotting something evil. I don't know what yet, but, her day is coming! I hope you all had a wonderful Easter day!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/437606 Sun, 16 Mar 2008 08:18:48 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/437606 How terribly disgusting. I am beginning to think I am a second rate citizen in this house. Mommie ... How terribly disgusting. I am beginning to think I am a second rate citizen in this house. Mommie never takes the time to write in my diary. Hint hint..... I got a notice this morning that my Catster Plus was due. did you know that you can pay with Paypal? Pretty cool! So we reupped and will continue to have all my pretty pictures on. Of course, it is only to be expected, 'cuz Mommie says I'm cute. I see they have some Irish hats and clovers now to give. I will see if I can talk Mommie into giving some to my furr-riends. She and Daddy plan to go on a picnic today. What's a picnic and how come I can't go? Wau-uuugggghhhh...snort! I have to stay home with Mawsie! Poopy doo!!! Well, I'm outta here. I just wanted to say hi. Hi.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/434006 Thu, 6 Mar 2008 07:28:10 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/434006 Mommie got busy and did new backgrounds for Mawsie and me, just for St. Patty's Day! I wonder if ... Mommie got busy and did new backgrounds for Mawsie and me, just for St. Patty's Day! I wonder if I am Irish? Do I have to wear green so no one will pinch me? Would anyone do that to a cat? These are things I need to ponder... okay, I pondered and I don't think so. Join our group ***CATSTER***WE LOVE OUR TROOPS***. Just click on the link and it will take you there!!! It's just a way to honor our troops and let them know we are behind them all the way! Hope to see you!!!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/430999 Wed, 27 Feb 2008 16:50:41 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/430999 Hey....where is everybody? It's dark in here. Open the dang door! He-eeeelp! Okay, I'll stare at ... Hey....where is everybody? It's dark in here. Open the dang door! He-eeeelp! Okay, I'll stare at the door. I'm staring. Still staring. * snort! * That didn't work. Mommie! Momm-mmmmmiiiieeeeeee!!!!!! That didn't work either. Maybe 'cuz I only thought it. I hate the dark. I hate small rooms. I hate the pantry. Where is everyone...don't they realise I am missing? Doesn't anyone care? Help! HELP! HELP! Fine. I'll just sit here. Yeah, right, what else can I do? z-zzzz-zzzzz-zzzzzz-zzzz-zz-z Opps, I fell asleep! Is there anything good in here? Tomatoes, onions...yuck! Corn, peas....speaking of which.... no litter box either. Dang! I'll cross my legs. Mom-mmmmmmiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeee! I'll stare at the door again. Didn't work. Cat box. Can't get that off my mind. He-eeeyyyyyy!!! I need help here. NOW!!!!!!! Wau-uuuugggghhhhh! sniff* sob shucks. Dagnabbit where is my Mommie? Oh....hi Mommie. So nice of you to open the door. Bye! "Dancer, where are you going in such a hurry and why do you keep going into the pantry when you know darn well you might get shut in here? " And from the cat room, in the area of the litterbox, there's a contented sigh.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/429997 Mon, 25 Feb 2008 16:27:22 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/429997 My Daddy calls me Puppy....I am not a puppy. I do not look like a puppy. I do not bark like a pupp ... My Daddy calls me Puppy....I am not a puppy. I do not look like a puppy. I do not bark like a puppy. I am wondering if he is hard of seeing? Doesn't he know that I don't look like a puppy? And most certainly, I don't smell like a puppy! Puppies smell like.....dogs. Have you ever smelled one of those buggers after they have had a bath? I know he likes to think of himself as a cat hater....but, I know a little secret!!! He really does like me! Ha ha!! I am kinda worried about him though.... He is going to have another birthday next month, so maybe that's it....he's getting older than dirt. Maybe he is really, really senile. Or stoopid! (DO NOT EVER TELL HIM I SAID THAT!) *snort* sneeze....I think I'll go hide.....]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/428295 Wed, 20 Feb 2008 20:14:44 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/428295 Last night was just a terrible night. I had the worst nightmares ever, in my whole little life! I ... Last night was just a terrible night. I had the worst nightmares ever, in my whole little life! It was scary! I was laying there at the foot of Mommy's bed, all cuddled up on my own little blanket. I was warm and had eaten a bite or two.... or three... before retiring. I was dreaming nice pleasant dreams that I was taking a walk in the park. It was so pretty...lots of flowers and nice things to smell. Birds flying overhead and then I was all of a sudden dreaming about horrible dogs, growling and snarling and trying to drag me off into the bushes. I was so scared! I dreamt the dogs were trying to drag me off into the huge cavernous lake! The growling got worse, much worse! It got so loud I finally woke up! When I woke up, I realised that all that racket was Mommie! She was snoring something awful! And somehow I had gotten up close to her mouth. When I opened my eyes, it scared the kittypoop outta me! I thought I had fallen into that big cavern! I am never going to eat before going to bed again!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/427640 Tue, 19 Feb 2008 11:33:23 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/427640 Humph....Mawsie had Mommie put one of her poems on her site today. Well, ha! I can do one too, bu ... Humph....Mawsie had Mommie put one of her poems on her site today. Well, ha! I can do one too, but, mine is better! Ha! snort! So there, Mawsie! sky writer cherri petty shinabergerŠ the place is full of birds today by the river....and i feel their excitement as spring blooms in glorious abundance. a family of geese parade by... little golden balls of fluff marching like little soldiers in unison... commanded by the sargeant at wings and mom. their little feet tickle the grass and they head towards the water. i watch them swim, ironing out my troubles on the smooth, glass of the blue river. i see a solitary goose and he honks a hello and i feel sad wondering why he is alone and remembering times i was too. an eagle soars overhead writing invisible messages in the sky i can read them though. he says, i am proud i am free i am beautiful and he is. and my day is made better sharing it with God's airborn treasures as i sit on the banks of the yellowstone.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/426187 Fri, 15 Feb 2008 19:10:44 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/426187 I was busy today...avoidng DeLayna. She's Mommie's niece and I like her a lot, onlyest she had a n ... I was busy today...avoidng DeLayna. She's Mommie's niece and I like her a lot, onlyest she had a noisy floor sucker with her! It was scary! She came over to help Mommie and she was a busy girl! I was lucky for awhile 'cuz Daddy took Mawsie and me outside. It was so nice out there! The sun was shining and the sky was azure blue. The mountain, Old Baldy just sat there like a big fat king, proud as can be! I sniffed and sniffed, but, couldn't smell any flowers or grass on the way yet. But, I am sure they are there. I was rolling n the grass and I heard Mommie yell something at Mawsie. Well, sure 'nuff, she was ready to pull the old Super Attack on me while I was doin' my rollin'! She is so-ooo mean! Any ways, Daddy made us go back in...he had to chase me around the porch twice and then he went for reinforcements. Ma. Mommie held the door and this time there was no escape. Dang, I hate that! Wish I was a tad bit faster. Smarter I already am, but, not smarter than Mommie! Hee hee!!! Then, everything was fine till DeLayna got that noisy floor sucker out. Ma said, "Well, now, Dancer if you didn't shed hair all over the house, we wouldn't need a noisy floor sucker, now would we? Sure.....blame me! I always get blamed for everything! She sucked up so much cat hair that we coulda made a new cat! Maybe a nice one and trade Mawsie in!!! Yeah, that's it! That's exactly what we should do! And another thing here, just for the record, Mawsie sheds more than I do. So there.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/425016 Wed, 13 Feb 2008 07:19:22 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/425016 Don't know if you read my diary entry about the alien potatoes, but, I heard Mommie telling Daddy ... Don't know if you read my diary entry about the alien potatoes, but, I heard Mommie telling Daddy quite a story. A long time ago, Mommie moved to a ranch. She was a city girl. Rather than go into the great and not so grand details, I just wanna tell you about the potatoes. She was cooking dinner and got out tators to cook. They had the sprouts on them, and were getting kinda soft. So, she started to throw them out. But, thinking, heck it's nearly Spring, she decided to put them outside near the ditch and then later on she would have some nice potatoes to eat. Out she goes with her potatoes cut in pieces, ready to plant. She's digging around, the ground is hard and she happens to look and lo and behold!!!....there's a handy dandy hole there! Well, what a wonderful thing! Ready made potato holes! So, she sticks a piece of potato in each hole and thinking about her nice harvest later on, she heads to the house, happy as a lark! A few days later, she had a few more tators also with sprouts on them, so out she goes! (She was pretty pleased with herself, "Waste not, want not...") and she went over to plant some more. "Eeee-eeeek!" Her potatoes were gone! Every single one of them! GONE! Well, what a mystery that was! Oh oh.... Well, then she realised that each and every nice little handy hole had been dug by a gopher! A hungry gopher, that liked potatoes...a lot. They had breakfast. Mommie didn't get any potatoes that year, but, she had some nice fat gophers! (Unfortunately, this is a true story.)]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/424479 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 18:43:18 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/424479 Well, once again, I got my little fuzzy butt in trouble last night. Ma had the door open 'cuz Dadd ... Well, once again, I got my little fuzzy butt in trouble last night. Ma had the door open 'cuz Daddy said there was an orange cat out there. She had put some food out and was calling for the kitty. And, seeing no opportunity wasted, I went out the door, just as she was closing it. I think she heard a bump, ( ME ) as the door bumped into me and sure enough, she looked and there I was! Outside. Er-rrr....I think that ticked her off a little bit, maybe 'cuz it was cold outside and she was worried about lil ol' me. Or maybe not. Maybe she didn't want to freeze her buns off chasing me. Maybe it was because she did not want to come outside and chase me all over Timbucktoo! Especially with no jacket on, at 5 above. That 5 degrees above zero...yup...cold. Well, seeing as how I knew I was dead meat, I took off around the corner, only there was this mile long strip of snow. Deep, COLD snow. So, I ran along it for awhile while Mommy ran behind and to the right of me trying to head me off! Well, that worked 'cuz I wasn't wanting to be in that snow anyway. So, I headed back to the door thinking I would take a handy dandy detour and run around the other side of the house. Onlyest....there was more snow!!! LOTS! So, I got on the porch thinking I could bail off and jump over the snow, when this really mad, really COLD Mommie got up on the porch and threatened to kill me a little bit. So, being smarter than I look, I quickly went inside....just missing getting booted with the end of her slipper! And , besides, I was getting cold anyway. (Dang, she's cute when she's mad!) Well, I'm siting there, shivering, getting dirty looks from you-know-who and I hear her talking to Daddy. Does anyone know what a coyote is or a fox? For some reason she said that they come out at night. So what? Am I not faster than a speeding bullet? Smarter than um-mmm....er....okay forget that one. Oh, well, if it pleases the old gal, I'll just stay inside on these very cold, very wet days and nights.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/423563 Sat, 9 Feb 2008 18:26:12 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/423563 I got the holy moly bewhiskered poopy-doopy scared out of me the other day. I went into the pantr ... I got the holy moly bewhiskered poopy-doopy scared out of me the other day. I went into the pantry like I like to do. (Sometimes that is not a good thing as Mommie doesn't see me, and she locks me in.) Anyway, I was moseying about, checking things, looking for mouses, like I always do, and I ran into some Alien Potatoes!! Really! I am not kidding! They were really weird! They had antennas sticking out all over. I am sure they were sending messages to each other! They were terribly scary looking critters. I sneaked up on them and smelled, sure, they smelled like potatoes, but, they sure didn't look like potatoes! I tried to grab Mommie's leg to let her know, but, she just shooed me outta there! "But, Mommie, you got alien potaoes!!!" She just closed the door. Well, I paced back and forth in front of the pantry for awhile, trying to get her attention. Didn't work. Fine. I just give up. Nobody ever listens to me in this house. I went over to the closet and peeked in, making sure there weren't any alien potatoes in there, and curled up for a nap. My dreams were freaky!!! Alien potatoes were after me! And Mommie didn't care. When I got up from my nap, Mommie was in the kitchn, cutting up all those potatoes. I heard her tell Daddy she had to get them all used up, that they had sprouted. Sprouted? Is that what those antennas are? Phew, we're safe!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/422937 Fri, 8 Feb 2008 08:30:16 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/422937 We were so excited yesterday. Daddy got the mail last night, kinda late and WE GOT MAIL! Mawsie ... We were so excited yesterday. Daddy got the mail last night, kinda late and WE GOT MAIL! Mawsie and me. LITTLE ONE MY TWIN! and MY FRIEND, BABY-G! sent us a yummy Valentine's present and a purdy card!! I was so excited! Now how nice is that? I feel so speshul. If you want to see some purdy cats, you can click on their names above. Of cousrse I think Little-One is the purdiest 'cuz she looks like me!! Hee hee! MOL. I just wanted the whole world to know that I have friends in New York!! Thank mew, Little-One and Baby-G!!! And a happy Valentine's Day to you and your family!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/422516 Thu, 7 Feb 2008 08:24:21 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/422516 DAILY DIARY PICK!!! Yippee!!! I am so thrilled. I am a Daily diary pick. Now, how cool is that? ... DAILY DIARY PICK!!! Yippee!!! I am so thrilled. I am a Daily diary pick. Now, how cool is that? I am so glad I do not have to have a picture on, because, last night, Mawsie the Lawsie swiped me across the nose and I have a hole by my nose. That hurt! Stung like a bee. I went in and lay down by Mommie, feeling pretty sad. I don't know why she is so mean to me. I was laying there, gulping, feeling just terrible. Mommie petted me and talked baby talk and she was so nice to me. sob....I wish Mawsie would be nice.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/422369 Wed, 6 Feb 2008 19:00:52 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/422369 Mommie posted on one of the help forums to get some help with this. Now, she's awfully smart in som ... Mommie posted on one of the help forums to get some help with this. Now, she's awfully smart in some ways...this just doesn't happen to be one of them. Anyway this is the question: I am having a problem that I just can't figure out. I am not a computer genius, but, have tried several things to see if it would work. Nothing has. When I log in, I can't get the auotmatic log in to work. I don't have this problem with any other site, but, Catster. I have deleted cookie and files and history. I just don't know what else to do. Any one ever had this problem? If so, any ideas on what I can do? All help appreciated. So, if any of you really smart cats know what to do, let Ma know. She is going goofy!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/420976 Sun, 3 Feb 2008 18:39:39 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/420976 I feel so bad. Bobbi Boi and Fluff asked me to join in their fun little game where I tell 7 things ... I feel so bad. Bobbi Boi and Fluff asked me to join in their fun little game where I tell 7 things about me and then ask friends to do the same. Well, Mommie is having back trubbles....again. Like I told ya, she's gettin' old and falling' apart. So she doesn't sit at the computer for any extended periods of time. I hope they will understand. I would love to do it myself, but, I can't type too good. ("And she's stupid, too," says Mawsie.) "Am not!" Dancer growls back. "Oh gads, here we go again!" says Mommie as she shuts down the comput..........]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/420735 Sun, 3 Feb 2008 08:41:01 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/420735 sh-hhhhh.....be quiet. i'm hiding. sh-hhhh....that stupid mawsie told on me. i'm under the bed. ... sh-hhhhh.....be quiet. i'm hiding. sh-hhhh....that stupid mawsie told on me. i'm under the bed. sh-hhh..... yikes, i see some feet..... phew...they're gone. daddy didn't think it was funny when i traded the teeth. stupid mawsie. i hate her cat guts. i was just trying to be nice. now i wish i would have put a mouse in his cup. hee hee...can you just imagine daddy with a mouse in his mouth? instead of those stupid looking teeth? haha hahaha hah ha hah ahaha hahah.....snort! * cough! oh that was so funny! snort! sh-hhh.... **&^#&**$#@!!!!!! growl....pink!! * snort! rrrrooooaaaarrr! schreech!! hotdangit! mawsie stuck her nose under the bed and told daddy where i'm hiding! i kicked butt! now i'll probably get mine kicked! mommie hates it when we do the banshee scream! okay, so i didn't really kick butt...okay so i just screamed my head off so Mommie would save me!!! and why am i still whispering when everybody knows where i am??? I HATE MAWSIE!!!!!!!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/420365 Sat, 2 Feb 2008 10:26:24 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/420365 Baby-G and Little-Twin gave my Mommie balloons for her burf-day! It's the only balloons she got! ... Baby-G and Little-Twin gave my Mommie balloons for her burf-day! It's the only balloons she got! Isn't that just so very sweet!!!! Mommie said to say THANK YOU (Or thank Mew in cat language!) By the way, Mommie did NOT like her new teeth. (Daddy's mouth is too big....hee hee hee.) * snort! *]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/419898 Fri, 1 Feb 2008 07:34:38 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/419898 Today is the old gal's burf-day. In dog years, she ain't gonna make it too much longer, 'cuz she i ... Today is the old gal's burf-day. In dog years, she ain't gonna make it too much longer, 'cuz she is already 441 years OLD! She got outta bed this morning and went in the litter box room, (her own) and was washing her face. I was thinking she better smear on some of that gooey stuff on her face,'cuz she was looking pretty scary! Hope she didn't feel as bad as she looked! Poor Mommie! She had curled her hair last night and took out the curlers and she sort of resembled Little Orhan Annie! snicker snicker* But, she's cute. (cough cough!) I was watching and I just about had a heart attack! Her teeth were in a cup! HER TEETH!!! Egads, what is happening to this woman? I checked just to make sure and her nose and eyes and ears were all in the right place, none of them were in the cup....thank goodness! Poor Mommie, however is she going to catch any mice to eat? Well, that gave me an idea. I know what I can get for her burf-day, New teeth!! Onlyest, I don't know where to find any. Anycat out there got some we can give her to glue in? I am worried she just might lose them so we will need to get some good glue, too. I went into the other litter box where dear old Daddy powders his nose, thinking just maybe I could find some old teeth there... EGADS!!!! his were in a cup, too! Hm-mmmm....well,....snort....so what I did, was take his and put them in Mommie's cup and put hers in his. That outta solve the problem,, don'tcha think? Happy burf-day, Mommie!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/417430 Sat, 26 Jan 2008 07:14:02 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/417430 If you look at the second picture down, you will see why you should never, ever move to Montana!!! ... If you look at the second picture down, you will see why you should never, ever move to Montana!!!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/416578 Wed, 23 Jan 2008 19:15:18 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/416578 Mommie keeps sending out my grasshopper picture to cat contests. How totally embarrassing! I am a ... Mommie keeps sending out my grasshopper picture to cat contests. How totally embarrassing! I am a judge's choice winner on one of them! Mommie said she knew I am cute. Mawsie says they are just feeling sorry for me. Tsk! She is just jealous as usual. Anybody want a sisiter cat?]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/416521 Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:06:00 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/416521 Mommie cleaned out a hole by her computer and it's mine! All mine! Mawsie is too fat to fit in it! ... Mommie cleaned out a hole by her computer and it's mine! All mine! Mawsie is too fat to fit in it!! Ha haha! Sometimes she puts a bite of food in there, just for me. I like it! I am not spoiled, though. Even though Mawsie says I am. She's just mad 'cuz I get to sleep on Mommie's bed! Ha ha ha ha! *snort!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/416220 Tue, 22 Jan 2008 20:17:41 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/416220 Mommie is sitting here trying to do my diary and that stupid Mawsie is trying to get on her lap! I ... Mommie is sitting here trying to do my diary and that stupid Mawsie is trying to get on her lap! It's my diary for heaven's sake. Go away Mawsie! It is snowing again! I hate snow. I can't go outside or anything. And my tootsies are so cold! Even with the carpet on the floor! I wonder if Ma and Pa would put some of that radiant heat on the floors for me? I know Mommie would like it too!! Especially at night when she heads to her litter box and the bathroom is so cold! Hey, Daddy, ya hear that? Radiant heat. Your girls want it! My friend Baby G is COTD!!!!!! Yippee!!! I feel speshul just knowing a fine kitty like that! Keep warm and remember me if you live in one of those nice places where there is no such thing as snow. And if ya want to check out Mawsie's page. she's my sister and you will see a drift of snow that is seven feet high....and unfortunately, it was in our yard!!! Br-rrr....]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/413483 Tue, 15 Jan 2008 14:13:17 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/413483 be really quiet.....sh-hhh....I am hiding under the bed. I don't want Mommie and Daddy to find me. ... be really quiet.....sh-hhh....I am hiding under the bed. I don't want Mommie and Daddy to find me. sh-hhhh... I see some feet....they're close....*! sh-hhhhh phew* she's gone. Mommie came in the kitchen with the cat thingy and that means one of us is going somewhere....probably the d-o-c-t-e-r-r-o-r and I hope it's not me. sh-hhhhh.... I hate that d-o-c-t-e-r-r-o-r more than anything in the who-oooole wide world. I saw that thingy and took off like a bat outta um....somewhere. Now I am under the bed way up in the corner and noone knows where I am. It's quiet. Hm-mmmm.....musta been Mawsie they took. YIPPEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm safe.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/412068 Fri, 11 Jan 2008 16:34:00 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/412068 I got mail from Fluff's group today! I feel ever so popular! *blush* shucks* I did want to tell ... I got mail from Fluff's group today! I feel ever so popular! *blush* shucks* I did want to tell you that the beautiful mouse pad I received for being CAT OF THE YEAR ON 4 THE LOVE OF CATS was a special beautifully made gift from CUSTOM GRAPHICS PRINTING by DUSTIN WARFIELD HEMET, CA. PHONE: 951-652-0057. And they do MORE than custom made mouse pads!! They do Tshirts, Sweat Shirts tote Bags and lots more!!! So if ya need something really special, give them a hollar! AND CLICK HERE TO SEE FLUFF'S SITE WITH THE WINNER OF THE YEAR....ME!!! Be sure to look at the funny cat pictures too! And sign the guest book! Yippee!!! I'ma havin' fun!!! I'ma dancin'!!!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/411777 Thu, 10 Jan 2008 18:25:31 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/411777 Today Mommie brought home the mail and she had a happy little smile on her face, so I knew somethi ... Today Mommie brought home the mail and she had a happy little smile on her face, so I knew somethin' was up! I was layin' on the bed and she borught in this package and it had my name on it, Dancin' Girl Shinaberger Townsend, MT. MY name!!!! Mommie opened it for me and inside there wa s new pretty mouse pad and a yummy smellin' critter that I just love! Mommie added the new pics so you could see them. The reason for the gifts? I was lucky enough to be voted CAT OF THE YEAR ON 4 THE LOVE OF CATS. You can click on the link above to join this fun group. I have so many peoples to thank. All the nice ones who sent congrats and rosettes and those who voted for me. Thank mew thank mew and thank MEW!!!! I love meyou. Mostly, thanks to Fluff. Sending angel kisses to you, my furr-riend.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/409657 Sat, 5 Jan 2008 07:07:28 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/409657 Yippee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am a diary pick! I am so tickled! Mommie is tickled too. I think she i ... Yippee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am a diary pick! I am so tickled! Mommie is tickled too. I think she is more tickled than me. Mommie is weird. She is getting weirder every day. But, then, she is getting older every day, too. Does that have anything to do with it? One thing that bugs me is that she gets off the subject and forgets what she is doing. I hate that! Now, what was I saying? Um-mmm.... Oh! Yeah! I am really, really a diary pick today. I have got some emails and some rosettes and I need to look at all of them yet. I got so excited that I wanted to write in my diary and thank Catster and my furr-riends first! My sister Mawsie said I probably paid somebody to get picked for one of the diary of the day cats. She is just mean and jealous. As usual. I don't know what I would pay someone with anyway. I'm a poor cat and besides, I don't have any pockets to put anything in. So there, Mawsie. She can't ruin my moment of fame! I'm gonna enjoy every moment of this bee-oo-ti-ful day! Thanks, Catster!!! You're cool!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/407638 Mon, 31 Dec 2007 09:20:57 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/407638 This is a special thankmew to FLUFF for having the wonderful group 4 THE LOVE OF CATS. Please tak ... This is a special thankmew to FLUFF for having the wonderful group 4 THE LOVE OF CATS. Please take a moment to look at the group and Fluff's page. 4 The love of Cats was originated in honor of Fluff. Our beautiful friends live on, in our hearts furrever. If you would like to join the group, just click on the link above. I feel so honored to have been chosend CAT OF THE YEAR! All the cats are beautiful and special. All of you are loved.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/407276 Sun, 30 Dec 2007 06:42:40 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/407276 OH! OH! OH! I must have known this was going to be a very special day. I poked my little nose i ... OH! OH! OH! I must have known this was going to be a very special day. I poked my little nose into Mommie's drooly chin this morning at about 5:10 AM. Woke her right up! She muttered a couple of un-niceties and finally got up at 5:15 AM. (Good girl!) She put on the coffee and took a brisk walk....to her litter box, And when the coffee was done, she headed for the computer room. There were bunches of mails from Catster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I won!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I won CAT OF THE YEAR on 4 THE LOVE OF CATS GROUP! Isn't that just the most wunnerful thing? If you would like to look, just click on the name above and it will take you there. And of course, if you would like to join the group, you can do so. Maybe next year you will be the winner! But, if not, it's still a nice group of kitties. Fluff sent me an email this morning! Thank mew so very much, Fluff! And thank mew for the winners cup and the special pretty star. And thanks to all my friends who voted for me...okay so I begged a bit. But, I sure do thank mew all. And thanks for the nice emails from everyone!!! Mawsie is just so very jealous! Hey, she should be happy. She gets to be my sister and that is something special!! Hee hee!!! She told me not to let it go to my head. She said I am still just a stupid cat without a tail. Plug your ears for a moment 'cuz I am ging to use some foreign words here....(Gr-rrrr....gr-rrrr....) Mawsie so so jealous! Mommie says we will have a special celebratory meal today to celebrate my wunnerful news. I might even let Mawse have a bite. I love you all!!!!!!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/405949 Wed, 26 Dec 2007 10:26:27 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/405949 The family of Biscuit (Angel), Black Jack (Angel), Little Red, Tuesday & Mystery, Jet Giotto, Litt ... The family of Biscuit (Angel), Black Jack (Angel), Little Red, Tuesday & Mystery, Jet Giotto, Little Bee, and Bedelia surprised me and Mawsie yesterday. They sent us 20 Zealies to spend! What a beautiful and thoughtful Christmas gift it was! I sent one to Circles 158795 and also Sydney 382462 and plan to give some other deserving kitties a nice gift. I want to thank them for such wonderful generosity! Mommie and me and Mawsie were kncked over with their kindness! We had spent every single one of our Zealies and couldn't give any more to anyone. Even though so many deserve them. You can see my friends if you click on their names above. THANK MEW, THANK MEW, THANK MEW!!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/405170 Mon, 24 Dec 2007 08:35:51 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/405170 Mawsie and me have been tagged to tell what we want for Christmas. Ma is awfully busy and right no ... Mawsie and me have been tagged to tell what we want for Christmas. Ma is awfully busy and right now she won't have the time to do this. I am awfully sorry. Filly the Swift of Rohan sent the last tag. I will put down what I want for Christmas but, I really really am sorry that she won't have time to do the rest. 1. I want my sister cat Mawse to love me. 2. Double doses of love and pets and hugs all year long! 3. I want a million bucks so Mommie can set up a cat and dog sanctuary here in Townsend. There's no place to take feral cats in our county. 4. I want to win CAT OF THE YEAR on the 4 the love of cats site! 5. I want love for every cat and dog everywhere. Lots of food and a nice place to live. MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/404755 Sun, 23 Dec 2007 07:32:53 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/404755 Two more days! Just two more days! Christmas is coming!!! Whoopie! Huh? Mawsie says, "What are ... Two more days! Just two more days! Christmas is coming!!! Whoopie! Huh? Mawsie says, "What are you so excited about? You've been bad all year and Santa Claus ain't bringin' you NOTHIN'!" "Is, too, " says Dancer. "Not," says a grinning evil Mawse. "I was good....sometimes." "I know better. You are a brat and you think you are so cute." "Well, I am cute!" says Dancer while being extra cute. "No, you're ugly" says Mawse, "and Santa Claus doesn't like ugly cats!" "Well, he likes YOU doesn't he?" Dancer spits! "Yeah, 'cuz I am beautiful and he likes blue-eyed cats the best!" "Does not." "Does, too." "Well, there's a package under the tree and it has my name on it." Dancer squeaks. "Oh, yeah? Well, MY name is on it too! So there!" "My name is on it, I looked!" "That was a mistake, I am sure," Mawse drawls in the Siamese cat tone she likes to use to bug Dancin' Girl. "Is not." "Is too....nobody in their right mind would ever buy you a present!" "Yes they would....I think...Mommie would!" "Yeah, but, Mommie is stupid and old." "MAWSIE....I HEARD THAT! GO TO YOUR ROOM!" says Mommie who prefers not to think of herself as old. And then she mutters something to herself about cat fights and two nasty sister cats that can't get along. Dancer just sits there, looking real innocent and smiling.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/404543 Sat, 22 Dec 2007 15:09:56 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/404543 If you read my earlier entry in my diary about Daddy using Mawsie and me as dumbells....well, now h ... If you read my earlier entry in my diary about Daddy using Mawsie and me as dumbells....well, now he doesn't have to! Mawsie and me got his presents!!! I got him a 10 dumbell and Mawsie got him a 15# dumbell. And ya know what is terrific about that? That's what we weigh!!!! WHOOPIE!!! I just know Daddy will be so excited! And I am excited too. Now I don't have to be a dumbell. * snort! Go away. Mawsie leave me alone! I am not a dumbell! What do ya mean it doesn't change a thing, that I can buy Daddy all the dumbells in the world and I will still be a dumbell? GO AWAY! I hate Mawsie.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/403374 Wed, 19 Dec 2007 17:07:50 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/403374 I am so very lucky to have LITTLE ONE MY TWIN! and BABY-G! for my furr-riends. You see yesterda ... I am so very lucky to have LITTLE ONE MY TWIN! and BABY-G! for my furr-riends. You see yesterday, I was having a terrible day and when Mommie and Daddy picked up the mail, there was a card for Mawsie and me. And it had something speshul in it! And it was from them, my friends!!! I was so tickled to get my very own candy bar. Mommie always goes yum yum when she eats a candy bar and she won't let me have any. BUT!!! This one is all mine! It is made of my favorite....capnip. I just loves it! I want to thank them for thinking of me and Mawsie. What very nice kitty friends they are...and their Mommy is so very nice to help them get it mailed and all. Well, like I said, my day yesterday wasn't so too very good. I had bleeding in my tush. I didn't feel too good. And it was still there today. I had to go to the DOC-TERROR to get my shots updated today. Just what I needed....more misery. He prodded and poked and stuck a stick thingy where it should NEVER EVER go. Said I had lost a half pound....(I know where it went, fat Mawsie gained it! And it's her fault Mommie has taken our food away at night.) He said there wasn't any blood on the thermommyeater and that was a good thing. So then to top off all of this *&^%$#%^!! treating me like an ugly step-child, then he gave me a shot! A GREAT BIG ONE WITH A GREAT BIG NEEDLE. So, now I am laying on the bed...and I won't talk to anyone. I hate being the subject of torture. I'm a nice cat and I don't deserve this kind of treatment. BUT, I do want to thank my furr=riends, Little-One and Baby-G. At least they love me!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/402546 Mon, 17 Dec 2007 19:05:27 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/402546 I am doing pretty good on the CAT OF THE YEAR CONTEST! That's 'cause I have such good friends like ... I am doing pretty good on the CAT OF THE YEAR CONTEST! That's 'cause I have such good friends like YOU! I worked very hard to get votes....I think I would be a good pussytician. I have done everything but, beg for votes. "What?" Dancer says, "I did not! Mawse says, "You did too beg." "Did not!" "Did, too!!!" "Didn't." "Did." Then, Mawsie walks off with that swagger that Dancer hates, smiling to herself. "Okay, so I begged a little. Just a little bit. Okay, so I begged a whole big bunch!!" Is that a bad thing? Am I rotten to the core? Am I a useless piece of cat fur like Mawsie says? Am I pitiful excuse for the feline race...like Mawsie also says? Oh, (snort* * * !!!!) I get it! She's just jealous!!! Ha ha hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhaha..snort! Oh, and if you haven't voted for me, you can click on the link in my diary info on the right. Does that mean I am begging? Yup!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/401918 Sun, 16 Dec 2007 08:32:48 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/401918 I am just so sad. Me and Mawsie sent out some Christmas gifts to our furr-riends and now we are ou ... I am just so sad. Me and Mawsie sent out some Christmas gifts to our furr-riends and now we are out of rosettes! Dang! We wish we were really rich cats so we could buy a million,trillion of them to give to everyfurbody. Everyfurbody sure deserves to have Christmas gifts. And we love all the cats on Catster! So, purr-lease forgive us if we don't send you one. Merriest Christmas ever to all our beautiful Furr-riends!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/401558 Sat, 15 Dec 2007 09:01:25 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/401558 Mommie updated my page today. It is fantastic! She's kind of a computer nerd and it just took her ... Mommie updated my page today. It is fantastic! She's kind of a computer nerd and it just took her furrever, but, she finally got it. For some reason she didn't have KARMA KITTY'S badge on the page, but, she got it today! Yippee! Karma's my friend! And.....the really good mews is, my furr-riends have voted and voted for me and I am ahead in the contest to win CAT OF THE YEAR! Mommie's friends did too and we both thank them so very much! If you haven't voted yet and want to, VOTE FOR ME HERE! or there is a link on the right that you can also use. I will be famous! Okay, so not too famous, but, at least I am bugging my sister, Mawsie and that is good! If you vote, please be sure to join the fun at 4 THE LOVE OF CATS GROUP. You can have lotsa fun there. Be sure to look at my pics on the right. And MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/401209 Fri, 14 Dec 2007 07:48:17 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/401209 I know many of you read my diary to see what is going on in my simple life. I also know that you k ... I know many of you read my diary to see what is going on in my simple life. I also know that you know that I know that we know that Mawsie my sister beats me to a pulp and likes it. She has been a meanie to me since I came in the door three years ago. I can't help it if I am cute and Mommie thinks I am darling. And Mawsie is jealous. I can't help it. I did try to be friends with her...now I don't care. (Okay so I care but, it just won't work.) Anyway, I am finally getting one over Mawsie. She is so mad! I told her I was nominated to be one of the finalists in the CAT OF THE YEAR CONTEST. She didn't believe me. She said the only thing I could be nominated for was NERD OF THE MONTH. Wauuuggghhhh! snort* So...I got on the puter and showed the nonbeliever the great mews. I have been nominated. It is from the fun group 4 THE LOVE OF CATS. She was ticked! Now, why am I writin' all this? wellll....snort...couldja, wouldja vote for me? Mawsie said I would never, ever win in a million trillion years. I want to prove her wrong. So if you got just one little minute, Purr-lease vote for me. Let's show Mawsie I am a winner! VOTE FOR ME HERE! Just click on the vote for me link above. Thank mew ahead....and keep your toes and eyes crossed! Fame and fortune! (What's a fortune?) And by the way, you might want to join the group. They're lotsa fun!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/401043 Thu, 13 Dec 2007 18:05:47 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/401043 I am so-ooooo excited! I am one of the finalists in the CAT OF THE YEAR CONTEST on the group 4 TH ... I am so-ooooo excited! I am one of the finalists in the CAT OF THE YEAR CONTEST on the group 4 THE LOVE OF CATS!!! WHOOPIE!! Isn't that the greatest mews? I would be purrever grateful if you would take a moment and vote for me. And you just might want to join the fun group! VOTE FOR ME HERE! Just click on the link above and I will send you kisses galore! Love Dancin' Girl]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/400177 Tue, 11 Dec 2007 07:34:14 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/400177 All I want for Christmas is to be Catster's Pick of the day! Don't need no catnip, no food that is ... All I want for Christmas is to be Catster's Pick of the day! Don't need no catnip, no food that is special, no fun little toys, no nothin' 'cept being The PICK OF THE DAY! What? Mawsie says I am being greedy. *snort!* * * I AM NOT!!! I haven't got a greedy bone in my fat little body. Mawsie says there are thousands of cats on Catster that wish for the very same thing and why do I think I am so special? UM-mmmm....I.....um-mmm... *snort* hiccup! ? Um-mmm.....well, I am cute for one thing. I am funny, too. Just ask Mommie. She says I am cute and funny. "Yeah," Mawse says, "Funny lookin'!" "Ma-aaaaa....Mawsie is picking on me!!!!!" "Besides, if they are going to pick a cat for Christmas, most likely it will be me," Mawse informs Dancer. "HA! And how did you come to that brilliant deduction?" asks Dancer. "Because the CATSTER CAT sent me a star." "Mawse, you are the one who is stupid. The Catster Cat sent EVERYONE a star!" "Oh,...." said Mawse. At long last Dancer got the best of Mawse!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/399424 Sun, 9 Dec 2007 05:59:28 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/399424 You just gotta see this! You will love it! Click on the site to **WATCH MAWSIE AND ME DANCE!** ... You just gotta see this! You will love it! Click on the site to **WATCH MAWSIE AND ME DANCE!** Get your giggles for the day! OOOPPPPSSSS! Mommie screwed up yesterday. She had her grandkitties on instead. So now take a peek and see Mawse and I dancing!!! It's funny!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/398937 Fri, 7 Dec 2007 18:43:29 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/398937 Sniff....I am feeling too happy for my own good. I am receiving so many nice gifts from my friend ... Sniff....I am feeling too happy for my own good. I am receiving so many nice gifts from my friends and sometimes I just wonder if I deserve all this. *sniff* I hope I have been very good this year. Not only to my friends, but, to kitties I don't know. Oh...that's right. I snarled at one of the ones that was in my window this last summer. I wasn't very nice. I feel so bad about it now. That little kitty didn't have a home and I certainly know how that feels. It's not a good feeling for sure. *sniff* I try to be good, Most of the time. Sometimes, it's hard. Anyway....I sure do love all my friends. Oh...and I got two real Christmas cards in the mail! I will tell you more later. Ha ha! Mommie hasn't even gotten one yet! And....thank you to all the nice friends for the cards and gifts and rosettes!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/397095 Mon, 3 Dec 2007 08:01:34 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/397095 Mommie's at it again! She insisted that I wear a Christmas hat! A Santa hat on a cat. Doesn't fl ... Mommie's at it again! She insisted that I wear a Christmas hat! A Santa hat on a cat. Doesn't fly with me. You can see the results in my new slide show. Mawsie didn't have to do it. How disgusting! Just because she had a tooth pulled doesn't mean she shouldn't have to put up with Mother's stupid Christmas spirit stuff. snort*!!! Mommie might hurt Mawsie's jaw.....wah wah wah....too bad! If you think I feel sorry for Mawsie, you are wrong. She deserves it. She is the meanest cat in the world. I am nice. Even if I do look stupid in the Santa hat.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/396227 Fri, 30 Nov 2007 21:11:17 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/396227 I have appointed myself to patrol the house during the day. At night I patrol Mommie. She is reall ... I have appointed myself to patrol the house during the day. At night I patrol Mommie. She is really, REALLY old, ya know. I worry myself sick when she goes to sleep. Sometimes it's hard to tell if the old gal is breathing or not. So, about every hour or so, I make a bed patrol and walk around her boney old body till I get up in her face. I stick my whiskers near her nose and if they move, I know she's still alive. Sometimes they just barely move and that worries me, so I have to push her a tad bit with my own nose. She usually moves then. A lot. More than necessary actually. And it's usually with some very naughty words and then I have to plug my little ears. Ah, but, at least I know she is okay. Then, in another hour or so, I head back up, tripping over the bones again, and do the whisker duty again. Sometimes I have to put my paw in her face. Once I accidently left out one of my claws. Didn't mean to. But, it was kinda funny to see how fast the old gal can move! It's pretty amazing how fast I can move too! I was off the bed in a shot! zing!!!! I heard her mumbling again...as she headed to her litter box....something about getting rid of a cat. Humph. 'Bout time she got rid of that grumpy old Mawsie. I take my job seriously. I will not be deterred. Not by anything or anyone. Not even a little old lady with a bad attitude. And speaking of bad.....I sure would like it if she would leave the garlic bread alone.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/395265 Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:13:19 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/395265 A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed ro ... A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Stan ding out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old, Perhaps a Marine, huddled here in the cold. Alone in the dark, he looked up and smiled, Standing watch over me, and my wife and my child. "What are you doing?", I asked without fear, "Come in this moment, it's freezing out here. Put down your pack, brush the snow from your sleeve, You should be at home on a cold Christmas Eve. For barely a moment I saw his eyes shift, Away from the cold and the snow blown in drifts, To the window that danced with a warm fire's light. Then he sighed and he said "Its really all right, I'm out here by choice. I'm here every night." "It's my duty to stand at the front of the line, That separates you from the darkest of times. No one had to ask or beg or implore me." "I'm proud to stand here like my fathers before me. My Gramps died at ' Pearl on a day in December,' Then he sighed, "That's a Christmas 'Gram always remembers." "My dad stood his watch in the jungles of ' Nam ', And now it is my turn and so, here I am. I've not seen my own son in more than a while, But my wife sends me pictures, he's sure got her smile." Then he bent and he carefully pulled from his bag, The red, white, and blue... an American flag. "I can live through the cold and the being alone, Away from my family, my house and my home." "I can stand at my post through the rain and the sleet, I can sleep in a foxhole with little to eat. I can carry the weight of killing another, Or lay down my life with my sister and brother." Who stand at the front against any and all, To ensure for all time that this flag will not fall." "So go back inside," he said, "harbor no fright, Your family is waiting and I'll be all right." "But isn't there something I can do, at the least, "Give you money," I asked, "or prepare you a feast? It seems all too little for all that you've done, For being away from your wife and your son." Then his eye welled a tear that held no regret, "Just tell us you love us, and never forget. To fight for our rights back at home while we're gone, To stand your own watch, no matter how long." "For when we come home, either standing or dead, To know you remember we fought and we bled. Is payment enough, and with that we will trust, That we mattered to you as you mattered to us." PLEASE, Would you do me the kind favor of sending this to as many people as you can? Christmas will be coming soon and some credit is due to our U.S. service men and women for our being able to celebrate these festivities. Let's try in this small way to pay a tiny bit of what we owe. Make people stop and think of our heroes, living and dead, who sacrificed themselves for us.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/393478 Sat, 24 Nov 2007 09:12:32 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/393478 Mommie is a bit of a slow poke getting the new game going. We thank all the nice catsters who invit ... Mommie is a bit of a slow poke getting the new game going. We thank all the nice catsters who invited us. We are supposed to say something nice about our fur friends and that should be no problem at all! We love our friends! 1. KARMA KITTY She is an absolute sweetheart. So cute and fluffy! 2. PUNKIN POOH So nice. Just a total honeybear. 3. LITTLE ONE My twin beauty! A darling! 4. SAMPSON SILVER DOLLAR Ah-hhh...a dear sweetie pie. 5. LITTLE ONE Cute cute cute! 6. ROSE CARTER One of the nicest, bestest friends! 7. GEORGE BURNS Love that name! Purdy boy! 8. And last but, not least, CHARLIE CLARENCE Handsome beyond words! Okay so I cheatest and put in 8. So sue me! Hee hee snort!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/393056 Fri, 23 Nov 2007 07:48:40 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/393056 Well, all the fuss is all over. Ma is dragging her tail like an old barn cat. She looks like she h ... Well, all the fuss is all over. Ma is dragging her tail like an old barn cat. She looks like she has been drug by the tail through the manure! Don't tell her I said that or I won't be getting any more turkey! I think she is tired, after all she is 441 in dog years! *snort!!! Don't tell her I said that either....she'll pop me in the kisser! She kept telling Daddy that she was cutting back on the food this year.....yeah, right! Then, how come there's enough to feed all the cats and dogs in Montana left over in the refrigerator? It's a good thing Mawsie and me like trukey! Whatever would she do with all that stuff? I am making a little menu here to give her to help. Catnip turkey casserole Turkey and salmon ragout Turkey Oriental with a hint of catnip Turkey noodle kibble with chicken livers Sounds mighty tasty to me!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/392428 Wed, 21 Nov 2007 15:00:35 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/392428 Meow, my friends. It is a busy place here today. Ma said something about thanksgiving. Well, just ... Meow, my friends. It is a busy place here today. Ma said something about thanksgiving. Well, just let me tell you, I am very thanks-full for the good smells here. and then, Mawsie told me it will be really tasty smelling tomorrow when she cooks a turkey. M-mmmmm....I like turkey! Then, I will be really thanks-full with a whole tummy full of goodies! Hee hee! I am purdy thanks-ful that I live here. I love my Pa and Ma. Daddy likes to pretend he is a cat hater, but, ya outta see the old guy play with his Dancin' Girl! Cat hater, indeed!!! I am thanks-full that we found a home for the last kitty that was wild, too. I know what that feels like, in fact, that's how I got on at this place. I heard about this lady who gave out free food and free pettings!!! Yeowzers!!! My kinda place! I just mosied down and acted real cute, (which is no problem, by the way,) and rubbadubdubdubbed her and I knew she was a goner. I came back once or twice and finally....(phew!!!) she caught me! And Mawsie says I am stupid! Ha! Happy turkey leg to you! (I am glad I'm a cat and not a turkey, aren't you?)]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/391725 Tue, 20 Nov 2007 06:20:35 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/391725 This Thanksgiving, please remember our beautiful troops in your prayers and blessings. As you sit a ... This Thanksgiving, please remember our beautiful troops in your prayers and blessings. As you sit at your Thanksgiving table, remember, you are there, free to pray and feast with your family, because our military is giving you that freedom. So, please say a little prayer for them. And ask God that they all come home safely. They won't be having turkey with all the trimmings like you and me.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/391481 Mon, 19 Nov 2007 16:07:31 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/391481 Ma tried to do my diary yesterday and it disappeared into outter space somewhere! Dang! We wanted ... Ma tried to do my diary yesterday and it disappeared into outter space somewhere! Dang! We wanted to let all our friends know that we found a home for the very last kitty! We were so excited and talk about good timing! It snowed today, so he is in a nice warm home instead outside! Cool, huh? So we have something very special to be thankful for. We also got some very sad news, but, I told Mawsie she could put that on her diary. Ma is having a terrible time over this. But, I just know everything will be okay.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/387811 Sun, 11 Nov 2007 07:06:07 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/387811 I think my Ma and Pa are going off their rockers! You wouldn't believe what they are up to now! We ... I think my Ma and Pa are going off their rockers! You wouldn't believe what they are up to now! We moved here last year and there was this big hot stove in the frontroom that Pa filled with wood in the winter time! It was so-ooo toasty warm! My little paws were so happy! I would get on my bear rug and sit there and purr and dream wonderful kitty dreams. Nice. Well, I don't know what to think now? They took that nice hot stove out and brought in another one, much like the previous one. It looks pretty much the same. Only now is where it gets weird. Evidently they can't afford to buy wood and they are using cat food to fill it up! Yup...I'm not lying! Honest! Cat food! It's just like what Mawsie and I eat every day! It doesn't smell as good though. Sort of smells like wood, in fact. Now, how weird is that? I am beginning to wonder what is going on with these two old people? Are they really, truly, losing it? And why would they use up all that nice cat food in the stove and burn it up to keep warm? Beyond me. I think I will go ask Mawsie, my sister, if they are completely nuts or what. "Oh." snort. "I AM NOT STUPID, MAWSIE! AND IF YOU CALL ME THAT AGAIN....I AM GOING TO TELL MOMMIE!" Okay, so it isn't cat food. It's called pellets. And it's made of wood. At least that's what Mawsie says. She thinks she is so smart. She said it is a pellet stove, not a wood stove and if I had any brains, I would have known that! Well, it looked like cat food to me! snort *]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/387051 Fri, 9 Nov 2007 08:12:44 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/387051 My Mommie got this and thought it was so beautiful that we wanted to share with everyone. What make ... A TRIBUTE TO OUR MILITARY]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/384363 Fri, 2 Nov 2007 09:01:57 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/384363 Add your name to the group of 2516 people who have already signed using the Internet! Stand ... Add your name to the group of 2516 people who have already signed using the Internet! Stand For Our Courageous Military Heroes In a long-standing tradition that honors those who have served our country courageously, the American flag is precisely folded into a star-covered triangle and presented to the grieving family. Each fold has a sacred meaning, including references to God and our religious heritage. In an age of war, where our brave military men and women have been asked to pay the ultimate sacrifice, it comes as a stinging slap in the face to grieving families and the memory of our heroes to have this honor revoked by a heckling few. We must demand this highest and most sacred tradition be protected by our Commander-in-Chief. Our military heroes deserve nothing less. Please read the form carefully and declare your membership with the ACLJ by signing our online Petition to Protect Military Funerals. Petition to Protect Military Funerals The Honorable President George W. Bush The Veterans Administration As a freedom-loving citizen and member of the American Center for Law and Justice, I urge you to stand for our fallen heroes. In a time of war, our courageous soldiers, grieving families, and time-honored military traditions should never fall into question or debate. I respectfully request that military funerals be given the utmost protection by our Commander-in-Chief. Please rescind the ban and ensure that both the oral and written explanation of the flag-folding ceremony be given to our nation's grieving families. Our military heroes deserve nothing less. Click on the link below: Please sign the Petition to Protect Military Funerals]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/380848 Wed, 24 Oct 2007 20:52:45 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/380848 I am so very lonely. My Ma and Pa went on a va-ka-shun. They left me all alone with Mawsie and she ... I am so very lonely. My Ma and Pa went on a va-ka-shun. They left me all alone with Mawsie and she doesn't like me. I don't know what a va-ka-shun is, but, Mommie isn't here to hold me. There is a very nice lady that comes to visit with us and make sure our food is full and boxes changed, but, she isn't my Mommie. We have been tagged by three kitties to tell nice things about all the furr-riends we love here on Catster and since Ma is gone, we haven't been able to do that. I guess Mommie doesn't love me any more........]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/375235 Sat, 13 Oct 2007 07:48:03 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/375235 CLICK ON ...DEFEND AMERICA DEFENSE NEWS TO READ ABOUT DADDY'S NEWPHEW, ARMY MAJOR JUSTIN BOGUE. ... CLICK ON ...DEFEND AMERICA DEFENSE NEWS TO READ ABOUT DADDY'S NEWPHEW, ARMY MAJOR JUSTIN BOGUE. We are so proud of Justin! Salute!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/375059 Fri, 12 Oct 2007 18:37:29 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/375059 I have such nice furr-riends! They voted for me on the Catster Photo Contest! It's so very nice to ... I have such nice furr-riends! They voted for me on the Catster Photo Contest! It's so very nice to know that I have such good friends. I know I probably won't win, but, ya know, I sure hope some of my wunnerful friends do. They are speshul! And besides, it is a lot of fun just to be in it! And if I don't win this year, maybe I will next year! Karma Kitty and Little One are in the contest. They are so cute! And Bobbi Boi and Punkin Pooh and Charlie Clarence....oh, there are so many I wish I could remember them all!!! But, be sure to vote for them and if ya got an extra moment, AND YA FEEL LIKE IT, VOTE FOR ME HERE! I don't mean to be greedy, so please don't furget my friends!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/374662 Thu, 11 Oct 2007 17:41:44 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/374662 Ya just gotta get in on the fun! Catster is having the PET PHOTO CONTEST! It's free to join!!! Yo ... Ya just gotta get in on the fun! Catster is having the PET PHOTO CONTEST! It's free to join!!! You'll love it! and wouldja please vote for me and my friends? Karma and Little One And Bobbi Boi and Punkin Pooh all need votes and so do I!!! Just click on their pictures on my page and it will take you to their sites where you can vote!!! You might even vote for Mawse, my mean sister! VOTE FOR ME! JUST CLICK HERE! I will be forever grateful!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/374547 Thu, 11 Oct 2007 11:51:20 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/374547 Everyone knows Catster is having their PET PHOTO CONTEST! YIPPEEE! SUCH FUN! Mommie worked really ... Everyone knows Catster is having their PET PHOTO CONTEST! YIPPEEE! SUCH FUN! Mommie worked really hard and put some pictures of me on. I sure hope you will take a minute or two to vote for me. I would purr my head off if I won one little category! So if'n ya want, YOU CAN VOTE FOR ME BY CLICKING HERE! Purr-dy please!!!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/371508 Wed, 3 Oct 2007 06:17:36 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/371508 Insight Cherri Petty Shinaberger © Insight from a child ... Insight Cherri Petty Shinaberger Š Insight from a child: "What good does it do if they cure the body, but the person inside dies?" I thought, this is so inspirational...leave it to a child! How many of us go about our day to day living in such a frivolous way....never thinking about dying inside? I don't want to die inside, do you? There's something we can do! We need to make angels in the snow, pop balloons and make them sing that silly song they do. We need to get down on the floor and play with our kids and grandchildren. Laugh and giggle like kids just because it feels good. Pick huge bouquets of wildflowers...and share them with neighbors. Read sentimental, syrupy, sweet poetry and gushy love stories. Dance like fairies in the rain, send cards to Grammas. Play dress up. Hug each other ...and the dog. Sing at the top of our lungs even if we sound like a coyote with laryngitis. Roll on the rug like puppies. Make mud pies, taste snowflakes with our tongue. Have a picnic in the snow with real candles and a checkered tablecloth! Watch sunrises even if it's way too early in the morning and watch sunsets because they are magnificent! Capture smiles and sunset on film...and share them with everybody! Forgive and especially forget. Remember the past is just that...past. Share everything....especially smiles. Kiss and love with wild abandon! Dress like you have a date with (insert name of favorite movie star) and put on a pretty hat! Have pajama parties with your friends and grandkids....they will love it if you are silly! (Mine do.) Talk baby talk...act like Marilyn Monroe in Some Like It Hot! Gorge yourself on ice cream while sitting in a bubble bath! Spray the room full of your favorite perfume. Spoil yourself! Hold a kitten to your nose and feel it's softness...then purr. Tell every one that you care for that you love them...now...because tomorrow may be too late. Blow bubbles in the wind...chase butterflies, (but never catch one) chew bubblegum just because it feels good in your mouth. Pick dandelions and give them to your best friend (does your friend like butter?) Plant flowers and trees and name them for someone you love or admire. (we have eleven grandchildren and we are planting a tree for watch one of them.) Call someone you haven't called for a long time and let them know you care. Right a wrong...be the first to say you are sorry. Lay in the yard on the damp grass and watch the stars sparkle. Give to the poor and remember our animal friends...adopt a pet at the animal shelter. And never, never give up hope. Smile....love...pray...dance....sing...enjoy life. Give it all you got! Most of these things cost nothing. If you do even one of these things on this list every day....you will never die inside.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/371392 Tue, 2 Oct 2007 18:46:44 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/371392 Breast cancer is a scary word. My Mommie heard it 5 years ago. She said her heart went down to her ... Breast cancer is a scary word. My Mommie heard it 5 years ago. She said her heart went down to her knees. She said she could outrun bullets but, she couldn't outrun Breast cancer. It was hard. Chemo, radiation, Arimidex, affected nodes, positive, lumpectomy....so many words for the fear of death. My Mom got lucky. She survived. Some don't. Many are very young, many are old. They are all scared. And that part doesn't go away. The fear. Usually Dancer and I write fun, silly things here, since that is definitely Dancer's personality. She is full of fun and life. But, she also knows, she loves her Mommie and wants her to live. And she wants your Mommie to live too. We have a favor to ask. Could you please take a moment out of your day, and CLICK TO GIVE FREE MAMMOS ON THE BREAST CANCER SITE! IT'S FREE! We would be forever grateful!!! Here is a poem Mommie wrote shortly after finding the lump that changed her life forever: the lump cherri petty shinaberger Š i roll over in bed...uncomfortable...arranging my breast, as the discomfort is noticeable and i find a lump. small, intrusive....a chilling thought of cancer the breath squeezes out of me..... life..... and i reason with myself..... there is no cancer like this in my family.... and i close my eyes to the possibility.... but not my mind. what if.... no..... it isn't.......... but if it were? no. my mind plays havoc........ ......go to sleep, it's okay. but, deep inside that lump tells me something is wrong. it's small.... isn't there supposed to be something more than this? finally, i sleep...with fitful dreams about death and dying. i make the appointment....almost afraid.....telling myself it is nothing to worry about. she doesn't say anything much... just makes me another appointment with another doctor. they do one thing then another..... biopsy is an unkind word...isn't it? cancer is worse. and i have to deal with the reality of that word. i have to .....fall apart. i have to. they do a lumpectomy......another scary word. one node......just one damn node......... i start crying in the doctor's office. i didn't expect to hear that...........why? why..........we must all ask that question. i feel like they took a butcher saw to my arm. i am in a horrible daze or dream. i am only beginning. i have a long way to go. the trip is a frightful one. and with all the prayers and friends in the world...... you still go it alone with the monster in your head that will not quiet....that preys on your fear. the boogey man that is going to get you. he did. he does. and i choke on the feelings of helplessness. chemo............ radiation......... bald............ sick.......... trauma......... somewhere along the line i will find myself again, find my sense of humor. but not today.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/370950 Mon, 1 Oct 2007 17:00:00 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/370950 You ain't gonna believe this! I saw snow on top of the mountain called Old Baldy above Canyon Ferry ... You ain't gonna believe this! I saw snow on top of the mountain called Old Baldy above Canyon Ferry Lake! Baby it's cold outside! I do not really like snow. I used to live outside and snow is cold and wet! It makes my tootsies cold! I think I will curl up on my bear rug and snuggle in real tight! Maybe I could get Ma to make me some catnip tea and cuddle up and forget that winter is coming! I hate winter!!!! Gimmee Spring any day! My Mommie's sister, my Auntie Gale, had snow at her house the other day. My Ma told her that she could just keep it for herself, that we didn't want any. She lives pretty close, but, up higher than we do. She has deer in her yard like we used to when we lived in Pine Crest. Mommie misses the pretty deer. She used to give them some bread 'til the Game Warden showed up and told her it was against the law! Ma is a criminal!!! She fed the deer!!! Oh, no! Bad, Mommie!!!! For shame on you! I think the deer and Ma had withdrawals over that one. Ma would look out and see the deer waiting for their little treats, looking so sad. and Mommie would feel so bad and get tears in her eyes. She loved her deer! Well, now, she has a yard full of cats to feed. I guess she will just have to be happy with that. Only the black one that is a boy, is not too nice to Ma. He keeps taking a swipe at ther hand when she tries to give him a treat. Ma has a new name for him, but, I can't tell you what it is. It's not very nice. It starts with A. (Bet ya can't guess!) She says he is not too thankful. She has been feeding him since he was born, and yet, he is mean to her. Stoopid cat! If he was smart, he would kiss up and I know Ma would find a home for him. But, she can't catch him! Dumb cat! Well, I am heading to that nice soft bear rug. I think Daddy is starting a nice, cozy fire for me, too. Have a great evening....happy purrs and dreams.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/369564 Thu, 27 Sep 2007 15:52:27 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/369564 Ha ha, Mommie! Somebody gave me treats! Ha...so you are not the only one who can hand out the trea ... Ha ha, Mommie! Somebody gave me treats! Ha...so you are not the only one who can hand out the treats. Onlyiest, I don't know who to thank? Shucks. Well....whoever did it, I thank you oodles! I betcha there were lots of people who gave me treats. Everybody thinks I am sweet! Well, 'cept Mawsie! Mawsie is now hiding under the bed 'cuz she is being mean to me today. Mommie hollered at her for being so mean and being the chicken that she is, she went and hid under the bed. Good. I hope she stays there for the rest of her life. And if she has 9 lives, I hope she stays there for all of them, too!!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/368854 Tue, 25 Sep 2007 18:35:07 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/368854 A-aaaccckkk!!! I just noticed I only have one treat left!!!!! ONE TREAT!!!! ONE!!!! TREAT!!!! E ... A-aaaccckkk!!! I just noticed I only have one treat left!!!!! ONE TREAT!!!! ONE!!!! TREAT!!!! EGADS! How ever am I going to survive with only one trea? Ma said she won't give me any. Wa-aaauuuugggg!!!! snort* sneeze! Well, dang...no one likes me any more! snort...but, no one likes me any less either!!! Hahahahahahaha!!! Wa-aaauuuuggghhhh...No treats. I'm gonna wither away to nothing. Poor widdle me.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/367928 Sun, 23 Sep 2007 15:22:35 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/367928 I heard Daddy ask Mommie if she heard Mawsie and I snarling at each other late the other night. Oop ... I heard Daddy ask Mommie if she heard Mawsie and I snarling at each other late the other night. Oops...I didn't think anyone heard us. Good thing it wasn't Mommie...that really ticks her off! She thinks we sound like banshees. I don't know what a banshee is, do you? Are they cute? Do they have fat whiskers like me and Mawsie? Do they have soft fur? Are they noisy? And mostly, What do they sound like? Oh. Mawsie said they sound like a howling screaming wind that has boogers in it! Yu-uuuuuck!!! Mawse is sick! Sick, sick, sick! No wonder I don't like her very much. I'm not talking to her anymore. Period.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/367282 Fri, 21 Sep 2007 18:43:44 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/367282 I decided to get real racy and add some big cat spots here!!! Cool, huh? We are so excited! We ... I decided to get real racy and add some big cat spots here!!! Cool, huh? We are so excited! We have lots of new members on ***CATSTER***WE LOVE OUR TROOPS***. And we have a new addition to it. You can honor your people in the service with our new link. Be sure to take a look! We are very proud of our service people and want everybody to know it! We are proud of our members too! We got the bestest ever! Salute to our troops! And salute to Catster for allowing us the privelege of supporting our troops here on this wonderful site! Thanks, Catster!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/367067 Fri, 21 Sep 2007 06:29:25 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/367067 Mommie ran across this site yesterday and wanted to share it with you. Nearly all of us know som ... Mommie ran across this site yesterday and wanted to share it with you. Nearly all of us know someone who has been affected by cancer in one form or another. My Mommie had it in 2002 and is now celebrating her 5th year being cancer free!! YAY Mommie!in one form or another. My Mommie had it in 2002 and is now celebrating her 5th year being cancer free!! YAY Mommie! This is quite the story. A young boy had leukemia and now is collecting cartridges to help find a cure for childhood cancers. You can read about it here: ***CARTRIDGES FOR THE CURE*** CATSTER LOVES KIDS! You can help and it doesn't cost you a dime! Thank Mew!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/366217 Tue, 18 Sep 2007 17:25:35 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/366217 EAT YOUR HEART OUT! WE GOT A NEW WATER DISH! NOW YOU KNOW THE TRUTH...CATS DRINK FROM THE TOILET T ... EAT YOUR HEART OUT! WE GOT A NEW WATER DISH! NOW YOU KNOW THE TRUTH...CATS DRINK FROM THE TOILET TOO!!! MOL!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/364739 Fri, 14 Sep 2007 18:48:54 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/364739 Very interesting! I see Arm & Hammer has a new cat litter that changes color after it's been used! ... Very interesting! I see Arm & Hammer has a new cat litter that changes color after it's been used! How cool is that? Imagine! You go to your cat box and tiptoe into the particles of pretty, do your duty and VIOLA'....IT TURNS COLOR! I am impressed. Then, Ma comes along and sees this blob of color in there and does her duty and scoops out the offending mass. Good girl, Mommie! Okay, I like this idea, but, I must request that Arm & Hammer carry this a degree or two further....I, myself, would like it to be color coordinated so that it matches my surroundings. Or maybe something special for the MOOD OF THE DAY. We could have "TICKLED PINK" for those of us who adore pink and can't imagine life without it. Adding "GOLfING GRASS GREEN" would be wonderful for those who have a sporty attitude or just like the outdoors. "MELLOW YELLOW"....no, let's don't do that one, wa-aaay to obvious! "RAVISHING RED" has got to be on the list of colors for the cat who demands romance and excitement and in her life! Yeah, that's a good one! "BLUE BUTT SPECIAL" for those days we are feeling a bit down and want everybody to know it. Gotta have that one! "BLACK BEAUTY" for goths and moths and days your Mom thinks you deserve a lump of coal in your litter. Maybe not. NO. Lastly, how about "BROWN BUTTERFLY BUTT" for those who like chocolate? Oh No!!! NOT. Wa-aaay too nasty and besides we already have that one naturally. Arm & Hammer is trying to fix that one, not emphasize it! Silly me. Well, just some ideas here. If you know the big cat boss over there at Arm & Hammer, just send him over to me. Although I am not looking for fame and fortune....um-mmm....did someone mention fortune? Heading out to the cat box. Wonder what color it will be?]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/363650 Tue, 11 Sep 2007 18:30:26 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/363650 Mommie got her other eye surgery yesterday. She is walking around with one eye closed. She looks l ... Mommie got her other eye surgery yesterday. She is walking around with one eye closed. She looks like a chicken with one eye! That's 'cuz she has skinny legs! MAWSIE SAYS: "Hey, that's not nice!" DANCE SAYS: "So whadda you care, you are the least nice person in the world!" MAWSE: "I am not a person." DANCER: "You are also, NOT nice." M: "At least I don't make fun of my Mommie's skinny legs." D: "No, but you call her stinky feet when she isn't listening." M: "I do not!" D: "Do, too!" M: "I'm tellin' Ma!" D: "Go ahead. I am the baby and she won't believe you anyway!" M: "Ma-aaaaa!!!!" **************************************** After several minutes of Mawsie sitting there with that wretched look on her face staring at her mom, she decides to give up. Mommie just doesn't get it. Dancer is a spoiled rotten brat and she gets away with EVERYTHING! She walks away and sends a message to Dancer about how she hates her guts, now, she hated them last year and the year before and will continue to hate her guts for the rest of her life.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/362317 Sat, 8 Sep 2007 15:02:32 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/362317 MOMMIE IS WRITING IN MY DIARY TODAY: AS MOST OF YOU KNOW, WE FEED THE WILD CATS AND KITTENS AROUN ... MOMMIE IS WRITING IN MY DIARY TODAY: AS MOST OF YOU KNOW, WE FEED THE WILD CATS AND KITTENS AROUND HERE, TAMING THEM AND FINDING THEM HOMES. WE'RE PRETTY PLEASED WITH OUR PROGRESS AS WE HAVE FOUND HOMES FOR SEVEN KITTENS SO FAR. LAST YEAR, WE FOUND A HOME FOR A MAMA CAT AND FOUR OF HER KITTENS. THEN, THIS YEAR ONE OF THE KITTENS I COULDN'T CATCH IS NOW HAVING KITTENS. WE FOUND A HOME FOR A LITTLE GRAY MANX, AND A DARLING SIAMESE KITTEN. THERE ARE OTHERS YET TO BE CAUGHT AND TAMED. THERE IS A CUTE LITTLE GRAY ONE AND A TOTAL BLACK KITTY AND ONE THAT HAS KIND OF A HALF AND HALF FACE WITH ORANGE AND BLACK. PLUS THERE IS A MALE FROM LAST YEAR THAT I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO TAME...HOPEFULLY, ONE DAY I WILL. I AM TRYING TO FIND HOMES FOR THEM. LET ME KNOW IF YOU ARE INTERESTED. THIS MORNING AT 5:30 I GOT UP AND FOR SOME REASON I LOOKED OUT THE WINDOW AND THERE WAS ONE MORE KITTY THAT I HAD NOT SEEN BEFORE. BEAUTIFUL AND BIG AND FAT FROM THE KITTY CHOW WE LEAVE EVERY DAY FOR OUR LITTLE FRIENDS. THIS ONE IS REALLY DIFFERENT THAN THE OTHERS, BLACK AND WHITE AND PRETTY WILD. IF YOU WANT THIS ONE, YOU'LL HAVE TO CATCH IT YOURSELF!!! YOU CAN SEE HIS PICTURE ON THIS PAGE. IT IS NUMBER 4!!!!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/361582 Thu, 6 Sep 2007 17:34:13 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/361582 Well, humph! Ma said my little tail looks like a cigar stub!! * !!! Imagine that? A CIGAR STUB!! ... Well, humph! Ma said my little tail looks like a cigar stub!! * !!! Imagine that? A CIGAR STUB!!!! Well, I am used to getting picked on all the time by Mawsie my rotten sister, but, I do not find any humor in it, when...it's my own Mommie! A cigar stub! Tsk! And, then, to top it all off, she said it smelled like one too! Wauuu-uuugggghhh! *snort I prefer to think of it as a cute little caterpillar. A nice, soft fuzzy one. A little darling fuzzy one that follows me around every day to make sure everything is fine and dandy. Some days I even think of it as a little hat. A soft, furry hat to cover up my um-mmm.....ummm-mmmmm...er-rrr.....umm-mmmm..... whatchamacallit. Helps when it's cold, ya know. Keeps me modest, too, ya know. But, just for the record, it ain't no dang CIGAR STUB! So, there!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/360769 Tue, 4 Sep 2007 17:26:39 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/360769 Ma went to the doctor and her eyes are doing good. She can see without glasses! Umm-mmm, I think I ... Ma went to the doctor and her eyes are doing good. She can see without glasses! Umm-mmm, I think I told ya that. Oh, well, the really good mews is that she bought me a fun toy today! It has lots of feather and I like it a lot! It's real floaty and soft and it's on a stick. Won't take me too long to annihilate those feathers! I'm good at that! The very best part of it is that Mawsie doesn't like it, so, it's MINE all MINE!!! *snort! More good mews today is that it cooled off a lot and I wasn't left to wonder how I was going to get out of this fur coat! I like it when it's cool! I"m just a cool cat!!! Snack time, see ya later!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/359747 Sun, 2 Sep 2007 08:02:55 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/359747 Well, I am beginning to feel a little left out here. Seems like no one likes Montana kitties. We n ... Well, I am beginning to feel a little left out here. Seems like no one likes Montana kitties. We never get on the news, even weather stations pretty much ignore us. And Catster never ever picks a Montana cat to be CAT OF THE DAY OR CAT OF THE WEEK! What? We're special and cute, too! We got class! We got style! We're newsworthy! We got weather. We got cats! "You are a pitiful excuse for a cat, that is why they don't pick you, snot nose!" "Oh, shut up, Mawsie! I am NOT whining!" Mawsie always picks on me. "You're just being a whiney baby, poopy pants. And hinting you should be COTW." "Mawee, I am NOT either hinting that I am a good candidate for COTW or COTD. I am just stating facts." "Hiss-ssss!!!!" "GO AWAY! I hate Mawsie. She always picks on me. Mawse says,....."You are stupid!" "I am not stupid!" They both leave the room thinking about killing each other, slo-oooowly. *Note from Mom: I love my cats. Especially when they are so-ooo sweet! Ha!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/359578 Sat, 1 Sep 2007 18:57:22 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/359578 It's my people brothers burfday today. He is REALLY OLD! Really, really, really OLD! He is 35. B ... It's my people brothers burfday today. He is REALLY OLD! Really, really, really OLD! He is 35. But, only 7 in cat years. We do have a specific advantage there, don't we? Heh, heh. I like it. My brudder's name is Devin. He is very tall and dark and handsome. I get a neckache looking up at him. But, it doesn't happen very much 'cuz he lives in Oregon. Ma said she sure misses him and his family. (Wonder why, when she's got little ol' darling me?) I am love and entertainment all in one!!! It has been a purr-fectly beautiful day. Sky is blue and the smoke has cleared so we can see the mountains and the lake! I want to go out side so very bad, but, poor ol' Ma has had a terrible backache all day long so I didn't get to go. Maybe tomorrow. Ma was worried about me, but, I am all back to normal, whatever that is. I just wanted to let you know, so you wouldn't worry. I must admit, it is kinda fun to be fussed over. I wish I could fuss over Mommie so her back would feel lots better. But, I don't know what to do. Maybe a dollop of catnip. I would share with her. I really would! She's my bestest Mommie in the world! We hope everyone is having a wonderful weekend. We also, hope you have a safe weekend....we want you all back next week!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/358993 Fri, 31 Aug 2007 09:53:43 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/358993 Okay, so I admit to not acting myself for awhile around here. I have been hiding in the closet or n ... Okay, so I admit to not acting myself for awhile around here. I have been hiding in the closet or near the bed. I haven't been playing like I usually do. I just am not feeling real social right now. I like to sleep on the bed once in awhile, but, haven't done that either. I take a nibble or two of food and then run and hide. Ma and Pa left for three days and that always upsets me and Mawsie. Both of us are so jittery and nervous still, even though they are back and everything is back to normal. Aunt Dee Dee came to check on us while they were gone. Ma made me some white chicken today and I ate it all. I have been hanging out in the computer room window, too. Haven't done that for awhile. Hey, sometimes ya just want to be left alone. Mommie has some thoughts about taking me to the D-O-C-T-E-R-R-O-R. I do not want to go. I will NOT go. Sheesh, if she's not feeling socialable, does she run to the doctor? NOT! Ma says, she will keep an eye on me. She loves her Dancer!! I got a star from Punkin Pooh! How's that for a special friend? And , he's handsome too!!! Wowzers!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/358035 Wed, 29 Aug 2007 07:24:24 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/358035 We found a home for the little Simonized kitty and are happy to say, the people love him to pieces! ... We found a home for the little Simonized kitty and are happy to say, the people love him to pieces! He will be a very big and pretty boy. They are beyond delighted with him. Success! Another happy kitty from our house to theirs! That makes my Mommie happy!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/357906 Tue, 28 Aug 2007 20:45:52 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/357906 MINI, to those of you who knew her, Died Aug 15 2007. Her human sister followed her Aug 25 at 11:3 ... MINI, to those of you who knew her, Died Aug 15 2007. Her human sister followed her Aug 25 at 11:35pm. I copied this message from our group, ***CATSTER***WE LOVE OUR TROOPS*** Please send some love and prayers. You can reach the page by clicking on Mini above. Thank you. Our heart breaks for them.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/357875 Tue, 28 Aug 2007 19:54:57 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/357875 MA IS STILL WRITING BIG 'CUZ SHE DON'T SEE TOO GOOD. PA WOULDN'T BE HER SEEING EYE DAWG, AFTER ALL! ... MA IS STILL WRITING BIG 'CUZ SHE DON'T SEE TOO GOOD. PA WOULDN'T BE HER SEEING EYE DAWG, AFTER ALL! SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO WEAR GLASSES NOW...WHICH SHE SAYS FEELS WEIRD SINCE SHE HAS WORN THEM FOR YEARS, SINCE SHE WAS ONE AND A HALF YEARS OLD. GUESS SHE ISN'T GOING TO TELL BUT AS FAR AS I KNOW IT'S BEEN OVER 60 YEARS. (DOES OLDER THAN DIRT APPLY HERE? HEH, HEH!) SHE STILL WAKES UP AND FEELS AROUND FOR HER GLASSES! SILLY MOM! THEY WENT TO COLUMBUS AND BILLINGS THIS WEEKEND AND LEFT ME 'N MAWSIE ALL ALONE. AUNT DEE DEE CAME OVER TO CHECK ON US AND MAWSIE HID UNDER THE BED! SHE'S SUCH A CHICKEN! SHE ACTS SO TOUGH, BUT, SHE'S NOT. I HAD TO BE THE BRAVE ONE AND GO CHECK TO SEE WHO WAS IN OUR HOUSE. SOMEBODY HAS GOT TO DO IT! I WOUND MYSELF AROUND AUNT DEE DEE'S ANKLE TO SAY THANKS FOR EMPTYING OUR BOXES AND CHECKING ON THINGS. I GAVE HER A RUB OR TWO. SHE'S PURDY! WELL, JUST WANTED TO LET YA KNOW WE ARE STILL ALIVE AND WELL IN TOWNSEND! MA WILL HAVE HER OTHER SURGERY IN ABOUT TWO WEEKS. THEN MAYBE THINGS WILL SETTLE DOWN AROUND HERE. WHA-AAAATTTT????? MAWSIE JUST TOLD ME THEY ARE GOING ON A VACATION, TOO. YA MEAN WE HAVE TO STAY HERE ALONE AGAIN? I JUST CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS! PHOOEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/355786 Fri, 24 Aug 2007 07:05:46 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/355786 Ma says it is purrdy cool to be able to see without her glasses! She wore glasses since she was a b ... Ma says it is purrdy cool to be able to see without her glasses! She wore glasses since she was a baby, a year and a half old! Now, she can see without them! She says that is really nice, but, the downside is that now she can see all her wrinkles! She also has bags under her old eyes that the glasses covered up. Maybe now she can get an operation to fix her face! Just kiddin', Ma. I like your old funny face! It's purrdy to me!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/352848 Fri, 17 Aug 2007 15:45:43 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/352848 Success!!! Mommie found a home for lil-boy! He has a new mommy in Helena. His new mommy is a nurs ... Success!!! Mommie found a home for lil-boy! He has a new mommy in Helena. His new mommy is a nurse and guess what? His daddy is a d-o-c-t-e-r-r-o-r! One a them vet peoples! The lady who took him has an old simonized cat and it looks as though he is going to have to go to kitty heaven, so she wanted to have another baby to love. Mommie said she started to cry after they delivered him, but, she realized he would have a very good home, so she is happy for him..,,but, there's a little soft, fuzzy hole in her heart. This is Number 7 kitty that she has found homes for since we moved here a year ago. There are two more kittens and a mama cat that she will also have to catch and find homes for. Since she will be having another eye surgery soon, she will have to wait a bit to catch them. She sure wishes people would fix their kitties so we wouldn't have this kind of heartbreak all the time! It hurts to see them hungry and cold in the winter. But, we will keep doing our part and hope you will find a way to help, too. Although we can't talk, we do thank you for being so helpful when we need you. Purr-rrrrrrrr........]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/351335 Tue, 14 Aug 2007 07:10:42 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/351335 Today my Mommie is going to have eye surgery. I am so-ooo worried. I hope my Mommie will be okay. ... Today my Mommie is going to have eye surgery. I am so-ooo worried. I hope my Mommie will be okay. She is getting her good eye fixed. So, she won't be able to see at all for awhile. Well, she will see blurrs with her other eye, but, she sure won't be able to read 'n stuff. Poor Mommie! I know she is kinda scared but, she doesn't want anyone to know. She just says it will be nice to see really good. I hope the doctor does a really good job for her. She had one bad eye doctor once, who messed up on an operation, so she is afraid of them now. But, she realizes they are not all bad. So I am saying lotsa purr-rayers for her. And also, I am praying for Karma Kitty's Mommy. She is having her nose checked today to make sure there are no tumors. So, if ya got an extra mintue or two today, Please remember them in your purr-rayers! Thank you.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/351150 Mon, 13 Aug 2007 18:34:48 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/351150 If you will look at the number 5 picture, you will see the baby that is in the shop now. It is a cu ... If you will look at the number 5 picture, you will see the baby that is in the shop now. It is a cute little Siamese boy and Mama hopes to find a home for him as soon as she can. She needs to do her eye surgery tomorrow so she can't do it then, but soon! Isn't he cute? Ma says if you live in the Helena, Montana area, she will deliver it to your area after her surgery. Whatcha think? Need a nice little lap warmer for those winter nights? Let us know. He's awful cute and won't last long! * Note from the kitty: Purr-lease...I need a home of my own and I will be very good. I make bread and I am box trained! I am very smart and I purr and talk and in general, just be very, very cute. Purr-lease. I want a home so very bad.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/350568 Sun, 12 Aug 2007 14:38:08 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/350568 Just thought you would all like to know that the simonized kitty is now purring and letting Mommie h ... Just thought you would all like to know that the simonized kitty is now purring and letting Mommie hold it! Isn't that good mews? So, that means that she will be able to find him a home!!! That will be number seven for us! And then, there are two more that will need to be caught and tamed, plus the mommy cat. Mommie is sure wishing she could have tamed him a bit sooner, because on Tuesday, she has to have eye surgery. And, since it is her very best eye, she won't be seeing too good for awhile. She doesn't want to wait too long for the kitty as she said it's not fair for him to have to be in a cage. He is lonely, she said, and needs to have his very own family. He is sure pretty. Well, of course, not quite as cute as me, ya know, but, cute anyway! I volunteered to be Ma's seeing eye cat for her, but, she said she thought Daddy would work out okay...he can be her seeing eye dog! Hahahahaha! She's funny. But, she told me not to tell Daddy what she said. Well, I can understand that. It would be terrible, just terrible, to be a dog when you could be a cat instead!!!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/350021 Sat, 11 Aug 2007 06:09:48 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/350021 Yesterday Mawsie was picking on me. She was bragging that everyone liked her the best 'cuz she had ... Yesterday Mawsie was picking on me. She was bragging that everyone liked her the best 'cuz she had more treats! Well, HA HA, she only has 215 and now I have 332....that's right, THREE HUNDRED AND THIRTY TWO!!! So there, Mawse !!! Who do they love the most!!! Ha ha...not you, you fat ol' meanie!!! The truth comes out. Thanks to my fans!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/349393 Thu, 9 Aug 2007 17:23:13 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/349393 Mawse E. Lou's name should be Mawse B. Lou, because it should stand for BUTTHEAD! She has 212 treat ... Mawse E. Lou's name should be Mawse B. Lou, because it should stand for BUTTHEAD! She has 212 treats......212 treats! I only have 28 and she told me it's 'cuz everyone likes HER better and she's laughing at me. Wau-uuuuugggghhhh!!! I am so hurt. I may cry the rest of the night. I hate it when she picks on me. I'm littler than her. I'm gonna tell Ma!!!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/348449 Tue, 7 Aug 2007 19:33:30 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/348449 Mommie and Daddy are at it again! This time they caught a really wild simonized kitty and is it mad ... Mommie and Daddy are at it again! This time they caught a really wild simonized kitty and is it mad! It is so pretty with big blue eyes. We aren't too sure if it is a boy or a girl yet as it is too wild to find out! It hissed at my Mommie just like Hissy Missy did. Hissy is it's mama. We have fed her for over a year and she is not too tame either. Mommie is upset because the cage it is in is torn apart, but, there isn't much she can do for a couple of days. she is making sure it has water and food and after it calms down a bit, then, maybe Ma can clean it out. She said it is simonized or sumpin' like that. "Oh, silly me!" Mawsie said it is a Siamese kitty, Not simonized. Well, that's okay 'cuz I don't know what a Siamese is or simonized! Mawsie is pretty smart!!! But, don't tell her I said that! So, now we will find a home for the new kitty. The other kitty has a new home and now we have found homes for 6 kitties, going on 7!!! Yippee!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/348145 Tue, 7 Aug 2007 09:10:11 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/348145 Mommie sure looks weird today. All she wants to do is sleep. I heard her tell Daddy that she took ... Mommie sure looks weird today. All she wants to do is sleep. I heard her tell Daddy that she took a whole sleeping pill instead of a half one. Now whatever does a person need a sleeping pill for? I don't have a problem with that! I can fall asleep while walking across the room. Then I just fall down and finish the job! People are beyond weird!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/347195 Sun, 5 Aug 2007 09:15:20 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/347195 Well, I was gonna let this one slide, but, Catster sent me a nice letter and gave me some nice purr- ... Well, I was gonna let this one slide, but, Catster sent me a nice letter and gave me some nice purr-resents, so I guess I haveta admit I am another year older today. I wonder what Ma and Pa will buy me for my birfday? Will it be sumpin' good to eat or some nice toys to play wiff? Will they have a party for me? And will Mawsie be nice to me? What I would really like is to have some rain. I know that is a strange thing for a kitty to want, but, the fire in the Gates of the Mountains is so close to us that Mommie is having trubbles breathing. It is the number one priority fire in the states. It is the Meriwether Fire and it is not that far away. We can't see the lake today or the mountains or anything. It is scary! So, I would love some rain for my birthday.....a nice big, drenching rain that puts out all the nasty fires!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/346431 Fri, 3 Aug 2007 14:25:02 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/346431 We really got some good mews today! Mommie found a home for the little manx kitten! The lady had t ... We really got some good mews today! Mommie found a home for the little manx kitten! The lady had to put her cat down awhile ago and was so happy to have a new family member! I just know the kitty will have a terrific home! Mommie is so-ooo happy! She has found homes for 5 kittens and one mama cat since we've been here. There are two more kittens out there that Mommie is going to catch and tame down so they can have nice homes too!!! There is one Siamese and one orange and black kitty. And the mama cat will need a home too. We are so glad we get to help these little critters and get them good homes! Isn't that just the bestest mews?]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/344804 Tue, 31 Jul 2007 07:06:47 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/344804 Gads I am so-ooo tired today! I had a worse than terrible night! OH, OH, OH!!! I AM SO-OOO SORRY! ... Gads I am so-ooo tired today! I had a worse than terrible night! OH, OH, OH!!! I AM SO-OOO SORRY! FIRST I MUST THANK CATSTER for choosing you know who to be a diary pick of the day!!! Such an honor! Out of thousands, litter-ly thousands of wonderful, beautiful cats, they chose little ol' me. I'm a star....hint, hint. (You got any stars to spare?) OOPS!!!!! Okay, okay, I'll be nice. Mommie just said I shouldn't be greedy and never, ever, ask strangers for candy or stars....(why not?) THANK YOU CATSTER!!!! Now, on to other business. Mommie and Daddy were sitting and watching TV last night and about 11:30 there was a screaming howl that sounded like something was getting killed out in back of the house. Scared the bewhiskers outta Ma! Not that she's chicken, okay, so she's a chicken, but, she grabbed a flashlight and a man, Pa, and went out to see what was going on. It sounded like a cat getting killed!!!! A huge cat! At first they couldn't see anything, but, they could tell it was coming from under the back porch. Finally, Daddy got the beam on a teeny tiny kitten! It wasn't much bigger than a mouse. It was scared to death! Ma couldn't catch it! It ran all over our big yard. Dad kept the flashlight on it and at last, Ma was able to catch the little thing. Wasn't much bigger than a minute, but, it had a voice bigger than a mountain lion! And guess what? It's a manx kitty! Ma said it is probably only about 4-6 weeks old! It is a little gray baby and so cute! (Of course, if it's a manx, it's gotta be cute!) Ma gave it some chicken pieces and cat food and some water and put it in a cage in the shop, so it would be safe. Now, this morning, she took it some more and some catnip and it purred for her. I wonder if she will keep it? It would be nice to have a real friend in this house....instead of mean Mawsie. Well, anyway, that wasn't the end of my turrible night. The wind got to blowing and blew my door shut for my box and my food! Now, that is just a bit too much! Doesn't anybody around here have brains enough to fix the door so it won't slam shut? My food and box is in there and I know for sure they prefer I use that box! Ma got up and opened the door for me and boy, did I gobble up some chow! I sure had the hungries! Well, gotta go, speaking of hungries,....tiem for breakfast! THANKS CATSTER!!!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/344357 Mon, 30 Jul 2007 08:39:18 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/344357 Oh my goodness! Daddy brought in another greasyhopper. I have worn myself completely out, battlng ... Oh my goodness! Daddy brought in another greasyhopper. I have worn myself completely out, battlng with this slimy critter. I am out, flat on my back! Phew! It's rough work fighting one of those. I wish he's be a bit more cognizent of the fact that grosshoppers like to ride in on his pantlegs. Dumb Daddy! I'm just no good for the rest of the day and it's much too early for that! Find me a bed quick!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/343945 Sun, 29 Jul 2007 12:10:50 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/343945 YIPPEE!!!! I got a new star from Anonymouses. Now isn't that just the nicest, mostest wunnerful th ... YIPPEE!!!! I got a new star from Anonymouses. Now isn't that just the nicest, mostest wunnerful thing? I kinda think I know who might be the critter that did that speshul thing!!! I think it was Trubby! Trubby also gave me a rosette! Jus' fer me!!! Ta da! I like rosettes and stars! And my sweet twin sent me a pretty rosette too!!! Thank you so very muchess, Twin Girl....otherwise known as Little One! She was just as happy as me to learn today that the nice peoples at Catster have been working fur-ever trying to fix my diary page. I couldn't find my diaries!! Aren't they sumpin'? They got it fixed better than new! They are so smart! Mommie couldn't fix it...does that tell ya anything? Cough* cough! By the way, Trubby is a weiner doggy....and he is mighty cute! He is my Mommies bestest friend, Merrilee's pooch! Hi Trubby!!!! My Mommie had a friend that had a boy weiner dog and her friend called him Peter Dragon. Ha ha ha...pretty funny, huh?]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/341998 Wed, 25 Jul 2007 08:34:34 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/341998 I heard Ma and Pa talking about getting a sprinkler system put in our yard. I thought, "Oh, NO, th ... I heard Ma and Pa talking about getting a sprinkler system put in our yard. I thought, "Oh, NO, they're gonna get a DAWG!!!!" I don't want a dog! Mawsie says, "Dancer, you are beyond stoopid. You are on the number one list for an idiot." "I am not!!!" "Yes you are. Haven't you been paying attention? Haven't you seen those men outdoors with hoses and stuff they are putting in the yard?" "Well, yeah......" "Well, IDIOT NUMBER ONE, that will be our sprinkler system." Dancer says, "Oh, I get it....the men are gonna sprinkle the yard! Thank goodness, I thought they were getting a dawg!" Mawsie walked away shaking her head, muttering under her breath, "Stoopid, stoopid, stoopid!"]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/341212 Mon, 23 Jul 2007 13:10:27 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/341212 My friend, LITTLE ONE, is back from vacation. She's my kinda twin. She has a tail though and I d ... My friend, LITTLE ONE, is back from vacation. She's my kinda twin. She has a tail though and I do not. I wish I had one, too! Anyway she is all home now after going on a vacation for a week. I sure did miss my friend. She got to go to her grampa's. I don't have a grampa or a gramma. Mine are all gone. I wish I had one. My Mommie sure misses them. Little One's Mama hurt her ankle and got a cast on her foot. I feel so bad for her Mommy. Maybe you could send her a note and tell her to feel better soon, if'n ya want to. She's nice. All ya gotta do is click on her name above to go to her site and then you can say hi. I gotta go find a nice cool place to hide. I have been konked out on the bed all afternoon and it's just too durn HOT!!!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/340433 Sat, 21 Jul 2007 18:31:13 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/340433 Mommie sat here this morning and she had tears going down her old cheeks. I hate to see my Mommie c ... Mommie sat here this morning and she had tears going down her old cheeks. I hate to see my Mommie cry. I asked her why she was crying and she told me that TAMMY SUE has gone to the Rainbow Bridge and it made her feel so bad for her people. They will miss her terribly, Mommie said. Just like I would miss you, Dancer. So, Mommie sent some rosettes and some love from our family. If you would like to do the same, you can click on her name above. It will take you directly to her site. I know her people need us right now. We love you, Tammy Sue.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/339735 Fri, 20 Jul 2007 07:26:29 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/339735 Well, phooey! I just got done yesterday, giving myself a kittypedicure and here comes Ma with the c ... Well, phooey! I just got done yesterday, giving myself a kittypedicure and here comes Ma with the clippers! Hey, these dudes look purr-fect! Get away from me. NOW! Well, every time I get flpped upside-down on her lap like a dead mackeral, I know what's up! PET-I-CURE DOOM. I hate it when that happens! My nails looked so pretty. They were smooth and shiney and perfect for grasshopper catching. Why must she do this? Did I ask for this type of inhumane treatment? How can I defend myself against Mawsie's torture? Does anyone know where I can report this abuse? I am sick of it! HE-LLLLPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/339453 Thu, 19 Jul 2007 16:35:16 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/339453 I decided I wanted snow for my background. Ah-hhh....that feels better! Coolin'....I HATE 100 DEGR ... I decided I wanted snow for my background. Ah-hhh....that feels better! Coolin'....I HATE 100 DEGREE WEATHER! I have been on all the chairs, in the closet, under the table, on the rocks by the wood stove, in the pantry, outdoors, indoors, and I can't find one dang cool place anywhere! I'm pretty close to jumpin' in the toilet just to cool my fluffy little butt down! How's your weather?]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/338642 Wed, 18 Jul 2007 08:23:42 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/338642 Well, Daddy is in BIG trubble! He almost forgot their anniversary. That is not the way into a woma ... Well, Daddy is in BIG trubble! He almost forgot their anniversary. That is not the way into a woman's heart. It was yesterday and they had out-of-state company visiting. Mommie just kinda wondered if he might remember, but, since most of the time Daddy doesn't even know what year it is, well, of course he didn't know what DAY it was. They were over at a little shop not far from the house and for some reason someone wanted to know the date. Daddy said, "Oh...I think it's our anniversary." Mom said, "Yes.....it is," while gritting her teeth. She thought, "You #**^$#@%&!!!!!.....you forgot! &^%$#@!!!*^& Idiot!" Of course there was NO card, NO flowers, No nuthin'! OH OH! There were some fireworks on the 4th of July, but, I don't think it will compare to what is going on around here for awhile.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/336575 Fri, 13 Jul 2007 17:25:49 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/336575 Today I wish I was one of those naked kitties. I AM HOT! I wonder if maybe I could talk my Daddy i ... Today I wish I was one of those naked kitties. I AM HOT! I wonder if maybe I could talk my Daddy into giving me a shave when he does his whiskers in the morning? I wonder how I would look with no hair? Would I still be cute? "Ugly as a worm in a turd." Mawsie says. "No one asked you, you butthead!" says Dancer back. "Well, you asked." "Well, I didn't ask you, you mean rotten excuse for a cat," says little sweetlips herself, Dancer. "You look like a meathead anyway," volunteers Mawse. "And with no hair you would look like a spider with a case of the uglies." "Go away or I will tell Mom." "You are a tattletale, tattletale, hanging on the bulls tail! And you look like a pile of gopher guts all the time! Ha ha ha!!!" Mawse says and leaves with a rotten smile on her face. "Good thing you are leaving or I would tear you from limb to limb," murmurs Dancer, just loud enough that Mawse doesn't hear her. Well, now I'm really hot thanks to her getting me all steamed. I hate my sister, Mawsie!!!!!!!!!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/336142 Thu, 12 Jul 2007 17:23:34 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/336142 I had a nice talk with Daddy last night. I told him that if he didn't bring any grasshoppers in on ... I had a nice talk with Daddy last night. I told him that if he didn't bring any grasshoppers in on his pant leg, I wouldn't bring any mice in his bedroom. Now that is a fair trade, is it not? I have been doing a grasshopper patrol every single night. I have seen no evidence of further infestation. That is good. I also, decided that grasshoppers were misnamed. They should have been called GROSSHOPPERS! Am I not 100% right? Be sure to look below at my new slide show so you can see how I really feel about grosshoppers!!! I HATE THEM!!!!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/334248 Sun, 8 Jul 2007 10:25:49 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/334248 Today I was attacked by a vicious grasshopper! He was humungous! He had claws like a lobster and f ... Today I was attacked by a vicious grasshopper! He was humungous! He had claws like a lobster and feelers like antennas! He was the most dangerous critter I have encounterd in my whole lifetime. You will have to look at my new slideshow to see the outcome of my terrible experience! You will be glad to know I lived through it all...but, the grasshopper didn't. Heh heh...]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/334200 Sun, 8 Jul 2007 08:44:23 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/334200 WE GOT THIS FROM OUR FRIEND! CAT JOKES Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of w ... WE GOT THIS FROM OUR FRIEND! CAT JOKES Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens. What is the difference between a cat and a comma? One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause. What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat? A peeping tom. Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs. What is a cat's favorite song? Three Blind Mice. What is a cat's way of keeping law & order? Claw Enforcement. Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court? For kitty littering. Why are cats better than babies? Because you only have to change a litter box once a day. What is the name of the unauthorized autobiography of the cat? Hiss and Tell. What does a cat do when it gets mad? It has a hissy fit. What do you call the cat that was caught by the police? The purrpatrator. What happened when the cat went to the flea circus? He stole the whole show! What is a cat's favorite colour? Purrrrrrrple! Where does a cat go when it loses its tail? The retail store. What does a cat like to eat on a hot day? A mice cream cone. What do cats use to make coffee? A purrcolator. What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck? A duck filled fatty puss. Why is the cat so grouchy? Because he's in a bad mewd. How does the cat get its own way? With friendly purrsuasion. What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? An eskimew. What do cats like to eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies. How do cats end a fight? They hiss and make up. What is the cat's favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping. What is a cat's favorite car? The Catillac. What kind of cat will keep your grass short? A Lawn Meower. Why did the judge dismiss the entire jury made up of cats? Because each of them was guilty of purrjury. What do you use to comb a cat? A catacomb. Why did the cat run from the tree? Because it was afraid of the bark!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/333148 Thu, 5 Jul 2007 19:09:56 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/333148 My friend, Little One wanted to read my old diary entries and she said she couldn't pull them up. S ... My friend, Little One wanted to read my old diary entries and she said she couldn't pull them up. So, Mommie tried to and she couldn't either. Wau-uuugggghhh. *sniff* *sob* *snort*!!!! I was sitting here crying and feeling purdy bad and Mawsie came by. "Whatcha cryin' about now, Twit?" she said. "Wau-uuuggghhh, my diary pages are missing!" "Aw, fer cryin' out loud! Is that all ya got to whine about?" Dancer says, "Well, they're my diary pages and I wrote 'em all and I want them!" "Tough kitty", says Mawse. "Go away! I totally hate your ugly fat guts!", Dancer said, sweetly. Mawse countered with, "Well, I ain't too crazy about your sniveling, whining, tailless, stupid, spoiled rotten butt, either!" "Get outta here, before I tell Ma! You have the heart of a mangy, smelly, stinky, ugly, mangy, poisoness skunk." And Mawse smiled and took a nasty, claw filled swipe at Dancer and they did their ungodly banshee cries that set Ma's teeth on edge. She went in to find Dancer still crying and wondering what was the matter. Okay, this is serious. It's the diary pages, she thought. So, she talked with Dancin' Girl. "Look, Sweetie Pie, I emailed Catster and they will find your pages. They did not throw them in the garbage. They are floating around in space somewhere! "Wau-uuuggghhhh!!!!!! My diaries are dead!" "No, they will find them, I promise!" "And besides they gave your some Zealies to make up for your troubles. Aren't they just the nicest people and cats and dogs in the world?" says Ma. *sniff* "They did? They really did that just for me? Aw-www, how sweet!" So, Dancin' Girl danced away to find something else to argue with Mawsie about. I know there shouldn't be the least bit of problem finding something.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/332331 Wed, 4 Jul 2007 07:41:09 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/332331 FOR SPACIOUS SKIES....I just love my America! Happy 4th of July to all of you. Aren't we lucky to ... FOR SPACIOUS SKIES....I just love my America! Happy 4th of July to all of you. Aren't we lucky to be here? For those of you who who would like to honor our troops, please feel free to join ***CATSTER***WE LOVE OUR TROOPS***. It is our small way to say thanks for those who give us this freedom to live in America. You have a special invite and please ask your friends and family to join us too! God Bless America!!! The land that I love!!!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/331876 Tue, 3 Jul 2007 07:56:23 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/331876 Little One, my twin friend, wrote me today. She said her Mommy does the stupid cute voice actlikean ... Little One, my twin friend, wrote me today. She said her Mommy does the stupid cute voice actlikeanidiot thingy, too. She said 'No wonder we bite them.' Humph, I was surprised to know that other cats dare to bite their Mommies. I got into major BIGTIME trouble last week when I bit my Mommy. She has some really bad habits I am trying to break her from. The main one being, TOUCHING MY TUMMY! Doesn't she get the picture? I do not roll over on my back to beg for a rub. I roll onto my back because I like to. Because I can. It is MY belly. It is soft, yes, but, it is not an invitation to rub it when I lay there like a flounder. So, last week she started the same ol', same ol', and that hand came down slowly, naturally with the sickening "Oh Dancer, you dus so cute. Ooooo my baby durl...I jus' wuv you." GIVE ME A BREAK! Get your hands off me!!!! Ker chunk! I bit her! I am not too sure who was more surprised, me or her! Well, I knew I was in really, REALLY, big trouble. I cowered down in an immediate apology. She looked at her arm and there was blood. Oh oh! Well, heck, it's not my fault she's older than dirt and has skin like crepe paper. I was only reacting to a very unpleasant situation. I did the natural thing. And I feel terrible about it! Poor Mommie! She was hurt and I did it! If only I could get her trained. Well, back to the story. She smucked me on top of the head. Can you imagine that? Me? Me!!!! On top of the head. I saw stars and little twirly thingys and things went black for awhile. I staggered away and crawled off to die, saying my prayers all the way. Okay, so I embellished the truth a bit. It was only a teeny tiny tap on the head and it didn't hurt bit. But, I felt pretty bad about the whole thing. People don't taste very good anyway. Put-toooey! Give me a nice fat mouse any day. Mommie is a scrawny old lady and not too much juicy fat on her body, like a nice country mouse. They have some substance on 'em! Well, Mommie is all healed up now. She has forgiven me. I guess I should learn to be more tolerant of an old woman. After all, she ain't too smart.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/330838 Sat, 30 Jun 2007 18:26:21 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/330838 My Mommie is such a sucker! All I gotta do is roll over on my back, curl my toes and peek out at he ... My Mommie is such a sucker! All I gotta do is roll over on my back, curl my toes and peek out at her with half closed eyes, and she melts. She starts talking her baby talk to me, "Oh, Dancer Prancer, you're dus so-ooo cute. You're dus my baby durl. Baby, baby....oh-hhhh. Mommie loves you so bery much. You Momma's sweetie pie." *Gag*!! Sickening, ain't it? Then, when she reaches down to pet my soft, velvety belly, I bite her. Dang that's fun!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/329889 Thu, 28 Jun 2007 08:54:23 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/329889 I am such a good girl! When Mommie gets up in the morning, she always goes to the computer room to ... I am such a good girl! When Mommie gets up in the morning, she always goes to the computer room to read emails and stuff. Well, this morning I had her chair all warmed up and ready for her! And I also cleaned out her ashtray so things were nice and neat. I am such a good girl. *NOTE FROM MOMMIE: This morning I went to the computer room to read my emails and Dancer was in my chair and wouldn't get off of it. I had to bodily push her out of my chair. She grumbled and whined and was not too happpy about giving up my chair. Then, I looked and she had knocked over my ashtray from the desk, making a heck of a big mess on the floor. What a mess! She might be cute, but, she's a pain in the....um-mmmm......... Humph....some people don't appreciate anything! Mommie threw me out of her chair and acted like she owned it! Then she yelped like an old basset hound and picked up her ashtray and muttered some unprintable words which I care not to mention on this page, 'cuz I am a lady! She shouldn't smoke anyway. And the chair? Why is it her chair? See if I try to do nice things for her again! The grump!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/329736 Wed, 27 Jun 2007 19:18:03 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/329736 Ah-hhhh....I got a bee-oo-ti-ful rosette from Charlie Clarence! This has been the purr-fect day. I ... Ah-hhhh....I got a bee-oo-ti-ful rosette from Charlie Clarence! This has been the purr-fect day. I wish it would never end! *sniff* hic ! *sob*]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/329660 Wed, 27 Jun 2007 15:31:49 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/329660 Just my luck. This morning, Mommie stayed in bed and was a lazy ol' girl. I was wantin' to get the ... Just my luck. This morning, Mommie stayed in bed and was a lazy ol' girl. I was wantin' to get the show on the road! Finally, at 8:30 AM she drug her old butt outta bed! She got coffee and headed to the computer room. GOOD NEWS!!!! I am one of the diary picks of the day! I just knew it was gonna be one of them speshul days! And, I got congrats and stuff from my furr-riends! Am I not a winner? Am I not a lucky gurl? Hey, what a day! Poetic, too, huh? I got a rosette from Karma Kitty, Chloe Girl, and Eva Princess and one from Little One! Ain't they just the sweetest kitties? And they're my special friends, too. I am so lucky! And then, Ele' and Eva Princess Eva Sage wrote to me too! And a lot of my special friends on WE LOVE OUR TROOPS gave congrats, too!! I think I'm gonna cry.... *sniff* Well, now that I am a star I think I better get busy and pack for my trip to Colliewood. OH NO! I haven't got a thing to wear! I need to go shopping! Excuse me...I must get ready to head to town to buy something sparkly and extra pretty. THANKS CATSTER people.....I am a changed cat due to all this notariety. I used to act cute. It was an act. I am almost 4 years old, and that act is no longer cute! To those who doubt my sincerity: "They're wrong and they don't know me. I'm a good kitty. I'm a compassionate cat. I have a big heart. I'm sincere, and they'll see! Now where's the party, dahling? In Paris?]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/327318 Thu, 21 Jun 2007 20:11:04 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/327318 I am purdy happy tonight. Mommie changed my background today and this evening she put some of my ne ... I am purdy happy tonight. Mommie changed my background today and this evening she put some of my new pictures in. Ain't I sumpin'? Be sure to look at my new pictures. Which one is your favorite? What a day!!!!!! Then, to top it all off, I have a new friend and her name is Ivonne! She is real purdy! This weekend there is a big fishing derby here at Canyon Ferry. It is for Walleye fishes. There is a $10,000 first prize! Wow! I could really get lots of catnip with that. Ma and Pa said they don't intend to go. There will be people crawling out of the woodworks....that's what they say. I am going to be sure to watch as I will scratch the first one that comes out of our woodwork!! I can be very tough, you know. Come to think of it...what is a woodwork anyway? Is it what they threw in the wood stove all winter long? Or is them two bears that hold the TV? They are made of wood, all carved and cute. Hm-mmmm....I will have to investigate this further. Anyway, if you know of any woodwork felons, let me know if ya see them coming my way. I am ready for action!!!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/325779 Mon, 18 Jun 2007 10:09:23 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/325779 I wanted to write this yesterday for Daddy's Day, but, Mommie was busy. My Dad is a dedicated cat h ... I wanted to write this yesterday for Daddy's Day, but, Mommie was busy. My Dad is a dedicated cat hater. That's what he says anyway. He talks tough! But, for some reason he likes to pet me and shares his bed with me. He calls me a puppy....sort of a silly little endearment that he has come up with. I know. He likes to pretend he doesn't like cats, but....I know. I know he loves me a lot. He's so silly. He pets me and laughs when I do silly things. I think the cat hater has changed his mind. I think he loves me!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/323488 Tue, 12 Jun 2007 17:45:09 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/323488 I was sure wishing Ma would do a diary for me. Sheesh! Been long enough. I have the bestest new ... I was sure wishing Ma would do a diary for me. Sheesh! Been long enough. I have the bestest news! I have been going outdoors a lot! Of course the two old fogies go outside too just to keep an eye on things. But, it is just glorious! I even got to sneak under the house, 'cuz Daddy left the door open for under the house. I didn't get to stay long 'cuz Ma caught me just as I went in. But, at least I got a peek! There are tons of flowers out there in our yard! There are about a dozen different kinds. The daisies are just about to open. Maybe I will find out who loves me...he loves me, he loves me not! Hee hee....blush! The grass is the prettiest green and so soft to lay on. We didn't have grass at Pine Crest because of the deer, so this is a special treat! It's been almost a year since we moved here and I like it a lot. I don't miss the deer, they were so big and scary, but, Mommie does. There's something called auntylopes here. I wonder if they have unclelopes too? They are funny lookin', bug-eyed critters and can run like the wind! There are some new babies out there too....but, I haven't seen one. Do you suppose they are called kiddylopes? I dunno. We got some new pics too, Mawsie and I but, Mommie hasn't loaded them yet. One of these days we will put some more on....something wonderful. Well, mine are wonderful, Mawsie's are just okay. Ta ta!!!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/318016 Thu, 31 May 2007 07:52:51 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/318016 Mommie gets up in the morning and I am always so glad to see her. Mawsie always hogs the bed so I ... Mommie gets up in the morning and I am always so glad to see her. Mawsie always hogs the bed so I don't get to see anyone till morning coffee. I get so dang lonesome all night long by myself. So, when she staggers out and chirps "Hello, Dancer" to me, I am just so happy! She gets a cup of coffee with sugar and cream. Then she goes to the computer/cat room and turns on her computer. At last and oh boy! I get up and look out the window first. Not much going on there. Then, my favorite part of the day! I stretch a lazy stretch and put my paws on the edge of her chair and she reaches down and picks me up and puts me on her lap! Heaven! Purr. At last....a people to love me. She pets my soft fur and I think she is purring too. Is she as happy as I am? I think so. Mornings. Aren't they just special?]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/316437 Mon, 28 May 2007 08:00:56 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/316437 This is a special invite for you to join ***WE LOVE OUR TROOPS***. You can click on the name to go ... This is a special invite for you to join ***WE LOVE OUR TROOPS***. You can click on the name to go there. It is a special group for cats and dogs to honor our military. Please join and share your own stories and add your pictures. We stick together and purr-ray for our men and women in the service. We would be honored if you joined us. I dedicate this to my Mom's Uncle Charley who died in the Philippines. He earned a Purple heart. Mom wishes there was some way to put flowers on his grave. Unable to do that, we will honor him today on Catster. We have posted his picture on LOVE OUR TROOPS AND ALSO on findagrave.com. Thankyou.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/315961 Sun, 27 May 2007 08:35:11 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/315961 MEMORIAL DAY SHOULD MEAN MORE THAN JUST OPEN POOLS DEAR ABBY: When I asked a group of schoolchild ... MEMORIAL DAY SHOULD MEAN MORE THAN JUST OPEN POOLS DEAR ABBY: When I asked a group of schoolchildren what Memorial Day meant to them, they replied, "That's the day the pools open!" Too many older Americans would have similar responses. There can be no argument that we, as a nation, need to refresh our memories and put "memorial" back into Memorial Day. We must never forget who we are memorializing and inform each coming generation that since the birth of our nation, more than 1 million men and women have died to ensure our freedom. I ask all Americans to observe the National Moment of Remembrance, established by Congress to recognize, honor and memorialize all those who have given their lives in service to our country throughout our history. They were someone's father, mother, son, daughter, sister, brother, other relative or friend. Their families are also casualties of war, for their loss is the most enduring sacrifice. Abby, please urge our fellow Americans to live honoring America's fallen. As long as they are remembered they are never gone. -- CARMELLA LA SPADA, DIRECTOR, WHITE HOUSE COMMISSION ON REMEMBRANCE DEAR CARMELLA: Thank you for your timely and heartfelt letter. I'm pleased to pass along your message. Readers, wherever you may be tomorrow on Memorial Day -- even if it's the swimming pool -- please take a moment and pause at 3 p.m. (local time) and think about those who died to preserve our liberties. Do something for your country in their blessed memory, even if it is only taking a moment to appreciate their courage and sacrifice for us.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/314704 Fri, 25 May 2007 07:57:01 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/314704 I have a very good furr-riend and her name is LITTLE ONE. She looks just like me 'cept she has a ta ... I have a very good furr-riend and her name is LITTLE ONE. She looks just like me 'cept she has a tail! So, Mommie was sitting here and decided that she would show Daddy my twin friend. That's all good and fine but, hecky darn, I wasn't too happy with what he said. He told Mommie that we got the cheaper model. Well, phooey on him! Just 'cuz I haven't got a tail doesn't mean I am a cheapie model. I am round and firm and fully packed! By the way, Little One, where can I buy a nice tail like yours?]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/311134 Mon, 21 May 2007 13:50:53 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/311134 I have been tagged by KARMA KITTY! The rules: Each player starts with seven random facts about th ... http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/308682 Mon, 14 May 2007 16:51:09 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/308682 Well, I got my little fuzzy butt in BIG trouble today. Mommie and Daddy have to go to Billings for ... Well, I got my little fuzzy butt in BIG trouble today. Mommie and Daddy have to go to Billings for a doctor appointment. So, natch Mawsie and me gotta stay at home by oursleves. (&%$#@!!*&%$!!!) I hate that! Anyway, she likes to trim our toemails before she goes. Seems to think there will be less bodily damage that way. Well, that is all good and fine, except for one problem....I DO NOT LIKE MY NAILS TRIMMED. They're mine! She tipped me up onto her lap and the fireworks began. She trimmed one and I went back to being my old feral self! I went bananas! I went crazy! I tried to bite her. OH oh! that was not a good idea. She was very, very mad at me. Well, what does she expect? I need my nails. I am a feral cat after all. I got smucked on top of my noggin. Not hard, but, she was ticked. So, I tried to bite her again. Another smuck! So, I tried to bite her again. Well, with all of this, I got my nails trimmed anyway. (*&%@!$%!!$^&%) Dirty rattsalfratz!!!! Now I am ticked and so is she. When she trimmed Mawsie's she just laid there like the lump she is. She's such a kiss butt!!!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/307436 Fri, 11 May 2007 05:54:00 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/307436 RED FRIDAYS ----- Very soon, you will see a great many people wearing Red every Friday. The reason? ... RED FRIDAYS ----- Very soon, you will see a great many people wearing Red every Friday. The reason? Americans who support our troops used to be called the "silent majority". We are no longer silent, and are voicing our love for God, country and home in record breaking numbers. We are not organized, boisterous or over-bearing. We get no liberal media coverage on TV, to reflect our message or our opinions. Many Americans, like you, me and all our friends, simply want to recognize that the vast majority of America supports our troops. Our idea of showing solidarity a nd support for our troops with dignity and respect starts this Friday -and continues each and every Friday until the troops all come home, sending a deafening message that...every red-blooded American who supports our men and women afar will wear something red. By word of mouth, press, TV -- let's make the United States on every Friday a sea of red much like a homecoming football game in the bleachers. If every one of us who loves this country will share this with acquaintances, co-workers, friends, and family. It will not be long before the USA is covered in RED and it will let our troops know the once "silent" majority is on their side more than ever; certainly more than the media lets on. The first thing a soldier says when asked "What can we do to make things better for you?" is..."We need your support and your prayers." Let's get the word out and lead with class and dignity, by example; and wear something red every Friday. IF YOU AGREE -- THEN SEND THIS ON. WE LIVE IN THE LAND OF THE FREE, ONLY BECAUSE OF THE BRAVE. THEIR BLOOD RUNS RED ---- SO WEAR RED! MAY GOD HELP AMERICA TO BECOME ONE NATION, UNDER GOD. HAVE A GREAT DAY.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/305858 Mon, 7 May 2007 07:14:12 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/305858 I have a furr-riend that looks just like me 'cept she has a tail! She has the same pretty marbley c ... I have a furr-riend that looks just like me 'cept she has a tail! She has the same pretty marbley coat as I do with all those pretty colors! and, she like me, is very nice and pretty of course. Her name is LITTLE ONE MY TWIN! and you can click on her name to see how pretty she is! I went to her page to get her number 'cuz I wanted to put her badge on my page....and SURPRISE, there was my badge on her page! Mommie looked at her page before, but, silly Mommie didn't pay attention! So, now, she is on my page, too!!! How do ya like my friend?]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/305757 Sun, 6 May 2007 19:40:32 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/305757 The window is open and I am just sittin' there, thinking about things. Like, I wonder why.... bird ... The window is open and I am just sittin' there, thinking about things. Like, I wonder why.... birds can fly and I can't? Why the sky is blue instead of purple or green? Why grass is green instead of blue, or purple? Why the sunset changes into all those colors? Why I don't have a thumb? Why I have to lick myself instead of taking a bath? Why water is wet? Oh, that's right, 'cuz I hate water. Then, I was wondering why I was wondering? I dunno. It's just too much for me! Think I'll get outta this window and stop! Thinking and everything!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is hard work.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/303757 Tue, 1 May 2007 07:23:22 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/303757 Daddy was outside planting some rose bushes for Mommie last night. It was such a pretty night and i ... Daddy was outside planting some rose bushes for Mommie last night. It was such a pretty night and it wasn't dark yet, so he let Mawsie and I out. We were sure having some fun. Then, all of a sudden he wanted us to go back inside. Well, sheesh, we had just gotten to go out. What the heck is going on? Well, of course, ol' kissy butt Mawsie, she goes inside right inside. She's such a kisser upper. Not me! I was not ready to go inside, so I thought I would play the game. You know, the one where the cat runs around the house, the human comes and looks for her. The human shows up and the cat runs around to the other side of the house. Dang, that's fun! This works pretty good, because pretty soon the human is using some real colorful language....some of which I had never heard before. The human runs around the house again, after the cat makes another run for the front of the house. He is gasping for air and I am just getting wound up! More of the funny language...%$#@!*^!!! ..from the winded human. Oh, oh. He went in the house. I think he is after reinforcements. Oh, oh. Here comes Mommie! She looks serious. Game over.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/303225 Sun, 29 Apr 2007 19:53:55 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/303225 Mawsie put this in her diary yesterday, but, we felt it was so wonderful that I wanted to put it on ... Mawsie put this in her diary yesterday, but, we felt it was so wonderful that I wanted to put it on mine, too. It's long, but, very much worth the read. It's kinda sad, so get a hankie. Interesting info sent to me by a friend: TAPS Have you ever been to a military funeral in which taps was played; this brings out a new meaning of it. Here is something Every American should know. Until I read this, I didn't know, but I checked it out and it's true: We in the United States have all heard the haunting song, "Taps". It's the song that gives us that lump in our throats and usually tears in our eyes. But, do you know the story behind the song? If not, I think you will be interested to find out about its humble beginnings. Reportedly , it all began in 1862 during the Civil War, when Union Army Captain Robert Ellicombe was with his men near Harrison's Landing in Virginia . The Confederate Army was on the other side of the narrow strip of land. During the night, Captain Ellicombe heard the moans of a soldier who lay severely wounded on the field. Not knowing if it was a Union or Confederate soldier, the Captain decided to risk his life and bring the stricken man back for medical attention. Crawling on his stomach through the gunfire, the Captain reached the stricken soldier and began pulling him toward his encampment. When the Captain finally reached his own lines, he discovered it was actually a Confederate soldier, but the soldier was dead. The Captain lit a lantern and suddenly caught his breath and went numb with shock. In the dim light, he saw the face of the soldier. It was his own son. The boy had been studying music in the South when the war broke out. Without telling his father, the boy enlisted in the Confederate Army. The following morning, heart-broken, the father asked permission of his superiors to give his son a full military burial, despite his enemy status. His request was only partially granted. The Captain had asked if he could have a group of Army band members play a funeral dirge for his son at the funeral. The request was turned down since the soldier was a Confederate. But, out of respect for the father, they did say they could give him only one musician. The Captain chose a bugler. He asked the bugler to play a series of musical notes he had found on a piece of paper in the pocket of the dead youth's uniform. This wish was granted. The haunting melody, we now know as "Taps". Used at military funerals was born. The words are: Day is done. Gone the sun. From the lakes From the hills. From the sky. All is well. Safely rest. God is nigh. Fading light. Dims the sight. And a star. Gems the sky. Gleaming bright. From afar. Drawing nigh. Falls the night. Thanks and praise. For our days. Neath the sun Neath the stars. Neath the sky. As we go. This we know. God is nigh. I too have felt the chills while listening to "Taps" but I have never seen all the words to the song until now. I didn't even know there was more than one verse. I also never knew the story behind the song and I didn't know if you had either so I thought I'd pass it along. I now have an even deeper respect for the song than I did before. Remember Those Lost and Harmed While Serving Their Country. Also Remember Those Who Have Served and Returned; and for those presently serving in the Armed Forces. Please send this on after a short prayer. Make this a Prayer wheel for our soldiers...please don't break it. Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God...]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/302072 Thu, 26 Apr 2007 16:47:54 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/302072 Well, dang. There's just nothing to do. I have been trying to get Ma and Pa to let me out, but, no ... Well, dang. There's just nothing to do. I have been trying to get Ma and Pa to let me out, but, no go. Darn. I want to go out and smell the flowers and the breeze to see what has been over here. Is that too much for a little kitty to ask? Waa-aaaauuuuuggghhhhh! Well, humph, I will just pout then. I will lay on my chair and look real pitiful. It probably won't do much good, but, I will have the pleasure of pouting and making Mommie feel real bad. She hates when I am not happy. That is her job to make me a happy girl. I got to go out yeaterday....but, today is a new day! Come on, Ma-aaaaaa.....pul-lease? Fine. Okay. Just be that way. See if I headbutt you just once today. Not gonna happen. Pout.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/301415 Tue, 24 Apr 2007 19:23:37 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/301415 Wanna join the best group of all? Do y0u have your favorite people in the service? Wanna talk with ... Wanna join the best group of all? Do y0u have your favorite people in the service? Wanna talk with others like you who have service men and women who are fighting for our country? Wanna honor our service people? Well, if you do, Please join ***CATSTER***WE LOVE OUR TROOPS***. All cats and dogs are welcome. This group is for everybody in the USA. To get there, just click on the name above and it will take you there to sign up. We love our troops and we love our cats and dogs!!!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/301013 Mon, 23 Apr 2007 18:48:18 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/301013 Mommie says I am a weird cat. Now, I don't understand that. I feel normal to me. Sorta. She laug ... Mommie says I am a weird cat. Now, I don't understand that. I feel normal to me. Sorta. She laughs at me 'cuz I like to do a fake attack on her and Daddy! Even Daddy 'the cat hater' laughs sometimes. Well, what I like to do is race towards her and then, back up jumping up and down while my back is hunched up...and I am on my tippytoes. This is serious stuff! Doesn't she know that in cat language that she is in mortal danger? NO. She laughs at me! What is that? I am for real. I am one dangerous cat!!! I'm bad. I'm badder than bad. I am tough. I am a danger to society and to my Mother. And.....she laughs at me? ??? ***snort!*** I just can't live like this. I am quite serious. I am not playing a game. And....I am not weird.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/300741 Mon, 23 Apr 2007 08:01:16 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/300741 Daddy says there is a gopher out there where my Ma is planning to put all the new rose bushes. That ... Daddy says there is a gopher out there where my Ma is planning to put all the new rose bushes. That's great! I think I would like a tasty little gopher. (Tastes like chicken!) He is quite big enough, I could probably share him with Mawsie....although she is such a pig, she would probably eat it all! Come on, Ma, open the door! Let me out! I will take care of that gopher for you!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/300142 Sat, 21 Apr 2007 16:29:48 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/300142 Yippee!!!!!!!!!! I got a rosette from....um.....somebody. Some nice purrsons left me a pretty red ... Yippee!!!!!!!!!! I got a rosette from....um.....somebody. Some nice purrsons left me a pretty red rosette and it was anonymous. It was signed "the Whiskered Bandits".....and I don't know who that is?!!! I wish I could say thanks, but, I don't know who to say thanks to. So, whoever you are, THANK YOU!!!! (Kinda fun, huh?) A little bit of mystery for my day.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/299048 Wed, 18 Apr 2007 18:00:04 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/299048 Mommie found the neatest thing to put on my page! It's a map. If you would like to, go to my main ... Mommie found the neatest thing to put on my page! It's a map. If you would like to, go to my main page and put yourself on my map! It will show your picture and where you are from, plus a message if you would like. Mawsie has one too and you can sign hers , but, she isn't as nice as me!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/297966 Mon, 16 Apr 2007 07:12:32 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/297966 Where do pets come from? A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided th ... Where do pets come from? A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to "Where do pets come from?" Adam and Eve said, "Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us." And G od said, I will create a companion for you that will be with you and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves." And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve. And it was a good animal. And God was pleased. And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail. And Adam said, "Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal." And God said, " I have created this new animal to be a reflect ion of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG." And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved them. And they were comforted. And God was pleased. And Dog was content and wagged his tail. After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, "Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well." And God said, I will create for them a companion who will be with them and who will see them as they are. The companion will remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not always worthy of adoration." And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve. And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's eyes, they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings. And Adam and Eve learned humility. And they were greatly improved. And God was pleased . And Dog was happy. And Cat didn't give a dang one way or the other. Thanks to our friend Colette!!! Our giggle for the day!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/296757 Fri, 13 Apr 2007 06:23:03 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/296757 I got the scare of my life yesterday. I was sitting in the window watching those black kitties that ... I got the scare of my life yesterday. I was sitting in the window watching those black kitties that dine at our house. Suddenly, I heard the biggest racket I have ever heard. I started scanning the sky and there it was! The biggest bird I have ever seen! I usually do a bit of a chitter or two and make faces....but, this one was too scary! This bird headed right for me in the window. It got louder and louder and it was terrifying! I have never been so scared! This thing was huge....beyond huge! I nearly broke my neck trying to keep an eye on it as it passed overhead! I ducked way down as it flew over me and I was hoping it wouldn't see me. The sound coming from it was a deafening roar! "Mommie, hellll-lllllllp!" I looked at her and she was grinning! Now, why wasn't she running for her life? That thing could haul her body off to the unknown, too! We're not talking robin here or blackbird.....we are talking raptor size and then some! I was relieved that it flew away! Mommie said something to Daddy about a 'helicopter'. What's a helicopter? Is it a breed of bird? I just know I never want to see it again!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/296496 Thu, 12 Apr 2007 15:01:20 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/296496 My old Mommie has been really busy puttin' in new pics for Mawsie and me! My pictures, of course, a ... My old Mommie has been really busy puttin' in new pics for Mawsie and me! My pictures, of course, are adorable. Mawsie's are okay. She is really big so she needs a wide angle camera! Ha ha haahahah...snort!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/295931 Wed, 11 Apr 2007 09:14:38 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/295931 I am sitting here in the window in Mommie's computer room, pretending to look out the window. Actua ... I am sitting here in the window in Mommie's computer room, pretending to look out the window. Actually, I am just staring at Mommie. It bugs her. I like to bug her. She is easy to bug. Just ask Daddy! We have wrestling matches every night and she Laughs at me. I like to act like I am going to tear her apart and when she moves her fingers, I open my mouth like I just might bite her! She laughs and says I have a silly mouth 'cuz it is always open! She says it looks stupid! Ha! She ain't so dang fancy herself with her mouth hanging open like a mouse trap! I am sitting in the window wishing I was outside. Can't she figure that one out? I can read her mind, but, can she read mine? NO! People are so strange. Us cats have ESP....what do people have? These scratchy, scrawly voices that sounds like gibberish and means not a thing to a refined cat like me. Why waste time with something like that when ESP is so much quicker? I am glad I am a cat. But, I would really like to be an outside cat. Not always, but, maybe for an hour or two! So, I am still staring at her. and she still hasn't caught on to what I am saying. And naturally, I am bugging her. People are weird! I WANNA GO OUTSIDE!!!!!!!!!!! CAN'T YOU HEAR ME?]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/293874 Fri, 6 Apr 2007 09:39:04 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/293874 Just thought you might like to know that it is SAMPSON SILVER DOLLAR'S and BASHFUL'S birthday toda ... Just thought you might like to know that it is SAMPSON SILVER DOLLAR'S and BASHFUL'S birthday today! Isn't that sumpin'? You can click on their names above if you want to send con-cat-u-lations! And....Sampson Silver Dollar is also a diary pick of the day!!!! Wowsers! Con-cats to both of you and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/293398 Thu, 5 Apr 2007 08:34:20 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/293398 One of our ***CATSTER, WE LOVE OUR TROOPS*** members is sick. Her name is PEARL and if you can, p ... One of our ***CATSTER, WE LOVE OUR TROOPS*** members is sick. Her name is PEARL and if you can, please send lots of purr-rayers and love her way. Just click on her name above and it will take you to her site. Thanks...we love Pearl!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/292881 Wed, 4 Apr 2007 19:36:05 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/292881 Today is Aunt Dee Dee's birthday. I won't tell how OLD she is, but, in dog years...well, shucks, I ... Today is Aunt Dee Dee's birthday. I won't tell how OLD she is, but, in dog years...well, shucks, I can't count that high! Mommie is going to make her a kitty litter cake. I betcha you think that sounds really gross! It is, but, it tastes good! It is fixed up and baked and then Mommie puts it in a real litter pan...unused silly! Then, she makes some stuff that looks like litter and puts it on and then adds tootsie rolls. You can figure out what the tootsie rolls are for! Ha ha!! Then, she puts a litter scoop on the side and some newpaper under it. Yuckie poo!!! LOTS of POO! Mawsie and I dug through our toys and I found a really nice, slightly beat up furry mouse to give to her. It's the only one we have. But, I still want her to have it 'cuz she's my Aunt Dee Dee. Here's how to make a kitty litter cake! KITTY LITTER CAKE 1 spice or German chocolate cake mix 1 white cake mix 1 large pkg vanilla instant pudding mix 1 pkg vanilla sandwich cookies Green food coloring 12 small Tootsie Rolls 1 new (and definitely unused) kitty litter pan 1 new plastic kitty litter pan liner 1 new Pooper Scooper Prepare cake mixes and bake according to directions (any size pans). Prepare pudding mix and chill until ready to assemble. Crumble white sandwich cookies in small batches in food processor, scraping often. Set aside all but about 1/4 cup. To the 1/4 cup cookie crumbs, add a few drops green food coloring and mix using a fork or shake in a jar. When cakes are cooled to room temperature, crumble into a large bowl. Toss with half the remaining white cookie crumbs and the chilled pudding. (Mix in just enough of the pudding to moisten it. You don't want it soggy. Combine gently). Line new, clean kitty litter box. Put mixture into litter box. Put three unwrapped Tootsie rolls in a microwave safe dish and heat until soft and pliable. Shape ends so they are no longer blunt, curving slightly. Repeat with 3 more Tootsie rolls and bury in mixture. Sprinkle the other half of cookie crumbs over top. Scatter the green cookie crumbs lightly over the top. (This is supposed to look like the chlorophyll in kitty litter.) Heat 3 Tootsie Rolls in the microwave until almost melted. Scrape them on top of the cake; sprinkle with cookie crumbs. Spread remaining Tootsie Rolls over the top; take one and heat until pliable, hang it over the side of the kitty litter box, sprinkling it lightly with cookie crumbs. Place the box on a newspaper and sprinkle a few of the cookie crumbs around. Serve with a new pooper scooper.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/291230 Sat, 31 Mar 2007 08:41:17 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/291230 YIPPEEE! IT'S SATURDAY! YIPPEE-EEEEEEEEEE! Um-mmmm....why? I dunno why. I think Mommie thinks t ... YIPPEEE! IT'S SATURDAY! YIPPEE-EEEEEEEEEE! Um-mmmm....why? I dunno why. I think Mommie thinks that is a nice day. She said a lot of people have Saturday off from work. Hm-mmm....then, maybe I don't need to patrol the house today. Or watch out the windows for scary stuff. Maybe, just maybe, I can sleep all day. Nah....that's Mawsie's job. She's lazy. I like to be busy! Really, really busy! I'm so busy, I make my Mommie dizzy!!! Ha ha! Great poem, huh? Gotta go patrol...it's a dirty job, but, no one else will do it!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/289927 Wed, 28 Mar 2007 08:58:15 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/289927 It is snowing and blowing so hard, that if I were to go outside, I would probably blow away. Hm-mmm ... It is snowing and blowing so hard, that if I were to go outside, I would probably blow away. Hm-mmmm....I wonder if Mawsie would like to go outside to play? Heh heh. We are supposed to get up to 20 inches of snow!!! TWENTY INCHES! That's much taller than I am. I think I will stay inside! I was thinking that as hard as the wind is blowing, it should just blow it all away, to the next city over! Sometimes a flake as big as a mouse flies by the window! Now that is a big one! I hope the wild kitties have found a nice warm place to stay. Poor kitties. and Bashful has not found a home yet. I wish he would. He is so nice. I hope spring gets here and stays. I do not like snow!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/289436 Tue, 27 Mar 2007 07:15:17 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/289436 Catster has everything working like a charm again! They were so kind as to give me a zealie for the ... Catster has everything working like a charm again! They were so kind as to give me a zealie for the rosettes that I lost, too! Now that is totally nice and honest and great! Thanks, Catster boys and girls! Then, to top my day off, I get to be one of the Diary Picks of the Day! Now that's sumpin' wunnerful! We have made some new friends and it is so much fun! Mommie hasn't got anything better to do 'cuz she's old. She has been fighting a cold and Daddy has been really sick. Poor Daddy. Well, this is a rather dainty subject, but, I think I will tell you what happened to me yesterday. It was terrible My Mommie has long hair, halfway down her back. What has that got to do with anything? Well, somehow or rather, I managed to swallow one of those long hairs. They do not come out very nicely. Um-mmm...as I said, this is not a great subject to discuss and I am rather embarrassed by it all...but, it could happen to any one of you and you should know what might happen. The hair was stuck to my um...deposit that was supposed to go into the litter box. Only, it was stuck to the hair and it scared me half to death! It wouldn't come off! I ran out into the front room and went bananas trying to figure out what was wrong! Ma and Pa didn't know at first either! Ma called me over and then realized something was still attached at the back end. She pulled it off and then noticed there was also a hair there. So then, she had to pull that out. It was so-oooo embarrassing! But, honest to catwhiskers, it hurt! Well, I am just telling you this in case your Mommie has long hair too. You have to be careful NOT to swallow the hair. Mommie thinks it was in the water in the sink that she leaves for Mawsie and me. She was worried at first that I might have to go to the doc-terror! Note by Mommie: Cats can swallow little things like hair and string and small objects of any kind. It causes minor and sometimes major problems. Be careful what kind of toys you give your cats....nothing they can swallow. Dancer was extremely agitated by this and so I will be more careful from now on. Thank goodness it was fixable right away.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/289082 Mon, 26 Mar 2007 11:21:29 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/289082 Well, hecky darn. Mommie went to change my background for Easter but, it says Catster is having tru ... Well, hecky darn. Mommie went to change my background for Easter but, it says Catster is having trubbles! Darn and double darn! Last week I sent someone a rosette and it sent three. Triple darn! I am going to sit here and cry...and whine a lot. My favorite thing to do is play on Catster and it won't work. Shucks! Double dang!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/288990 Mon, 26 Mar 2007 07:56:57 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/288990 Well, hecky darn. Mommie went to change my background for Easter but, it says Catster is having tru ... Well, hecky darn. Mommie went to change my background for Easter but, it says Catster is having trubbles! Darn and double darn! Last week I sent someone a rosette and it sent three. Triple darn! I am going to sit here and cry...and whine a lot. My favorite thing to do and it won't work. Shucks! Double dang!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/287553 Fri, 23 Mar 2007 16:17:30 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/287553 Whoopieeeeeeeeeeeee! I just got an email to let me know I am CAT OF THE WEEK on 4 the love of cats. ... Whoopieeeeeeeeeeeee! I just got an email to let me know I am CAT OF THE WEEK on 4 the love of cats. I am so excited I am dancing...but, then, I am always dancing!!! Thanks Fluff for the pretty blue rosette and letting me be COTW!!!!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/286915 Thu, 22 Mar 2007 07:44:53 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/286915 This is just one of those days. I see I am on the diary pick page! Now, isn't that cool? And I go ... This is just one of those days. I see I am on the diary pick page! Now, isn't that cool? And I got rosettes from my friends and pets from Mommie! Wowzers! And guess what else? Three guesses. Come on....guess. Nope, not a new toy. Nope, not some catnip for breakfast.....Hey!!! Why not? Nope...not a new boyfriend. Three guesses are up!!! I saw a robin this morning!!! Isn't that sumpin'? Spring has sprung!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/286460 Wed, 21 Mar 2007 08:02:57 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/286460 Mommie is at it again! She has a lot of feral cats that come to our house to eat. She found homes ... Mommie is at it again! She has a lot of feral cats that come to our house to eat. She found homes for the Mama cat and three of her babies. There is a gray and black cat that has been coming for over a half a year and he has decided to let Ma pet him and even hold him. He is one handsome dude! Woo hoo! Anyway, she decided that now she can find him a home too. She finally gave him a name and she calls him Bashful. He is now on Catster and he is the featured DIARY PICK OF THE DAY! So, if you are looking for a nice cat from Montana (the BEST kind) let us know. We want to be sure he never has to spend another winter out in the cold here in Montana.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/285804 Mon, 19 Mar 2007 19:11:39 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/285804 WE RAN THIS BEFORE BUT, IT IS SO VERY IMPORTANT WE DECIDED TO RUN IT AGAIN. PET FOOD RECALL...DOG ... WE RAN THIS BEFORE BUT, IT IS SO VERY IMPORTANT WE DECIDED TO RUN IT AGAIN. PET FOOD RECALL...DOGS AND CATS DYING FROM KIDNEY FAILURE AFTER EATING PET FOOD. CHECK THIS OUT AT MENU FOODS RECALL Menu Foods said Saturday it is recalling dog food sold under 46 brands and cat food sold under 37 brands and distributed throughout the United States, Canada and Mexico. The pet foods were sold by major retailers, including Wal-Mart, Kroger and Safeway. A complete list of the recalled products along with product codes, descriptions and production dates is available from the Menu Foods website, http://www.menufoods.com/recall . Consumers with questions can also call (866) 895-2708. "At this juncture, we're not 100 percent sure what's happened," said Paul Henderson, the company's president and chief executive officer. However, the recalled products were made using wheat gluten purchased from a new supplier, since dropped for another source, spokeswoman Sarah Tuite said. Wheat gluten is a source of protein. An unknown number of cats and dogs suffered kidney failure and about 10 died after eating the affected pet food, Menu Foods said in announcing the North American recall. Product testing has not revealed a link explaining the reported cases of illness and death, the company said. The recall covers the company's "cuts and gravy" style food, which consists of chunks of meat in gravy, sold in cans and small foil pouches between Dec. 3 and March 6. The pet food was sold by stores operated by the Kroger Co., Safeway Inc., Wal-Mart Stores Inc. and PetSmart Inc., among others, Henderson said. The company said it makes pet food for 17 of the top 20 North American retailers. It is also a contract manufacturer for the top branded pet food companies, including Procter & Gamble Co. P&G announced Friday the recall of specific 3 oz., 5.5 oz., 6 oz. and 13.2 oz. canned and 3 oz. and 5.3 oz. foil pouch cat and dog wet food products made by Menu Foods but sold under the Iams and Eukanuba brands. The recalled products bear the code dates of 6339 through 7073 followed by the plant code 4197, P&G said. Menu Foods' three U.S. and one Canadian factory produce more than 1 billion containers of wet pet food a year. The recall covers pet food made at company plants in Emporia, Kan., and Pennsauken, N.J., Henderson said Henderson said the company received an undisclosed number of owner complaints of vomiting and kidney failure in dogs and cats after they had been fed its products. It has tested its products but not found a cause for the sickness. "To date, the tests have not indicated any problems with the product," Henderson said. The company alerted the Food and Drug Administration, which already has inspectors in one of the two plants, Henderson said. Menu Foods is majority owned by the Menu Foods Income Fund, based in Ontario, Canada Recalled Cat Product Information Recall Information 1-866-895-2708 Americas Choice, Preferred Pets Authority Best Choice Companion Compliments Demoulas Market Basket Fine Feline Cat, Shep Dog Food Lion Foodtown Giant Companion Good n Meaty Hannaford Hill Country Fare Hy-Vee Key Food Laura Lynn Li'l Red Loving Meals Main Choice Nutriplan Nutro Max Gourmet Classics Nutro Natural Choice Paws Presidents Choice Price Chopper Priority Save-A-Lot Schnucks Sophistacat Special Kitty Springfield Pride Sprout Total Pet, My True Friend Wegmans Western Family White Rose Winn Dixie Recalled Dog Product Information Recall Information 1-866-895-2708 Americas Choice, Preferred Pets Authority Award Best Choice Big Bet Big Red Bloom Bruiser Cadillac Companion Demoulas Market Basket Fine Feline Cat, Shep Dog Food Lion Giant Companion Great Choice Hannaford Hill Country Fare Hy-Vee Key Food Laura Lynn Loving Meals Main Choice Mixables Nutriplan Nutro Max Nutro Natural Choice Nutro Ol'Roy Paws Pet Essentials Pet Pride Presidents Choice Price Chopper Priority Publix Roche Bros Save-A-Lot Schnucks Springsfield Pride Sprout Stater Bros Total Pet, My True Friend Western Family White Rose Winn Dixie Your Pet]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/285626 Mon, 19 Mar 2007 08:57:50 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/285626 I got a rosette this morning from OREO CARTER! Wasn't that so very nice? I am such a lucky cat to ... I got a rosette this morning from OREO CARTER! Wasn't that so very nice? I am such a lucky cat to have so many nice friends!!! Life is good...no, it's GREAT! If you click on her name, you can go to her page. Thanks so much for thinking of me! I just know this is going to be a special day!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/284140 Thu, 15 Mar 2007 15:56:48 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/284140 Ma and Pa didn't stay away long. I am most certainly glad of that! My Aunt Dee Dee came over to ... Ma and Pa didn't stay away long. I am most certainly glad of that! My Aunt Dee Dee came over to check on us. I ran out thinking it was Mommie, but, it weren't. *sniff. I know it wasn't any too nice, but, I didn't even go over to her to say hi. I looked at her and went back into the bedroom and pouted some more. But, I was sure happy when, just a few hours later, my Mommie came home! She did a bunch of things, unpacking and putting away, and then, she came to the computer room to check her emails. I came in and laid down on the chair alongside her and put my head on my paws and just laid there and smelled her. She smells like Mommie. And love. And warm and good. And safe. I was so glad she was home. I am happy again.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/282699 Mon, 12 Mar 2007 08:40:31 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/282699 I just heard today that Ma and Pa are going to leave me all alone in this house with Monster Meanie ... I just heard today that Ma and Pa are going to leave me all alone in this house with Monster Meanie Mawsie! WAUG-GGGHHHH!!!! I do not like living in this house with her, let alone having to be here without Mommie to protect me from the meanie! My Aunt Dee Dee is coming over to keep an eye on us, but, it is just not the same....unless I can sweet talk her into staying here, all day AND all night! Phooey. I forgot. She has a house full of kitties of her own to stay with. SHUCKS! Well, now what do I do? I guess I will start searching for a ree-eeaaalllly good hiding spot. Somewhere Mawse cannot find me. Then, I will remind Ma to cut her fingernails 'cuz she will then, otherwise redecorate my dainty little nose. I do not like my nose redecorated.....nor any parts of my face or body. Well, if I live long enough to get through all of this, I will be reporting back to you in a few days to let you know what happens. I am determined NOT to let Mawsie get the best of me. I am little but I AM POWERFUL! Sorta. Okay, I am scared spitless, but, I will do my very bestest to get the first lick in. See ya...gotta go check out hidey holes.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/281001 Thu, 8 Mar 2007 07:45:03 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/281001 YUCK! Yesterday, Mommie grabbed ahold of my little paw and then she squeezed something on it. HEY! ... YUCK! Yesterday, Mommie grabbed ahold of my little paw and then she squeezed something on it. HEY!!!!! That's MY paw! I was a pullin' and a pullin', trying to get my paw back....didn't work. She let go real fast and I wondered what now? I took a step and my poor little foot felt yucky! I reached down and took a lick.....ACK!!!!! How nasty! I crow-hopped a couple of times and then set down for some serious cleaning. Dang! Whereever does this woman come up with such ideas? Heard her tell dear ol' Dad that it should help with the hairballs. I didn't know I had hairballs??? And pray tell, what is a hairball? Is it sort of like the fun little catnip balls I like to play with? Is it dangerous? Does it taste good? Will I die? The only good part of the whole thing was, she went over and grabbed Mawse, my Number One rotten sister, and put some on her foot too!!! Ha ha ahahaha...*snort!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/280640 Wed, 7 Mar 2007 08:32:18 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/280640 Our Mommie went to town and bought some stupid stuff to put on us yeaterday. I do not like to play ... Our Mommie went to town and bought some stupid stuff to put on us yeaterday. I do not like to play dolls. I am a cat. You wanna play dress up, go getta doll! But, of course, Mawsie had to go and play the NICE cat, which she is NOT! She let Mommie put on some stupid looking clothes on her. And, then, she thought she looked beautiful! Well, she is anything but that! The negligee fit her fat asp like it was poured on her. She is too fat to wear pretty things like that. Besides, I am sure Mommie bought it with me in mind. HA! Ain't no days like that! Ya know, being a feral cat, sometimes, ain't so bad!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/278777 Fri, 2 Mar 2007 16:29:48 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/278777 It was a purr-fectly blue-ti-ful day out there today. Betcha think my word blue-ti-ful is a misprin ... It was a purr-fectly blue-ti-ful day out there today. Betcha think my word blue-ti-ful is a misprint, huh? Well, it's not! I just invented the word myself. It is a very descriptive, wonderful word that means the sky is blue and it is pretty, pretty outside! Good word, huh? It has a touch of springtime to it, doesn't it? SPRINGTIME??????????? OH, BOY AM I READY FOR THAT!!! BRING IT ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/278132 Thu, 1 Mar 2007 06:45:27 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/278132 Look at me!!! I am dang near famous! I am one of the diary picks of the day!!! Eat your heart out ... Look at me!!! I am dang near famous! I am one of the diary picks of the day!!! Eat your heart out Mawsie! Hey, Mawsie, HEY! Mawsie, I am a Diary Pick Of The Day!!!! Mawse! MA-AAAAWSIIEEEEE???? Well, that didn't work. I wanted to really bug her about it, but, she just sits there in her little fog. She is just the world's biggest idiot. She's got the hots for some Elvis impersonatin' Dawg!!!!! She is sick! Totally, utterly SICK! Bah, the heck with my sister, Mawse. I am special today. 'Cuz Catster likes me best. "Did you hear that, Mawsie? CATSTER LOVES ME MORE!!!"]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/277976 Wed, 28 Feb 2007 18:07:44 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/277976 Mawsie has a big crush on a dog! A dog! Fer Heaven's sake! They aren't even the same religion! A ... Mawsie has a big crush on a dog! A dog! Fer Heaven's sake! They aren't even the same religion! And, whats more, he's a lot younger than she is! She is weird! And beyond help. She is acting like an idiot....but, then, she always does! At least she is nicer now.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/277376 Tue, 27 Feb 2007 20:24:20 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/277376 Commentary on the Pledge of Allegiance by Red Skelton I - - Me; an individual; a committee of o ... Commentary on the Pledge of Allegiance by Red Skelton I - - Me; an individual; a committee of one. Pledge - - Dedicate all of my worldly goods to give without self-pity. Allegiance - - My love and my devotion. To the Flag - - Our standard; Old Glory ; a symbol of Freedom; wherever she waves there is respect, because your loyalty has given her a dignity that shouts, Freedom is everybody's job. United - - That means that we have all come together. States - - Individual communities that have united into forty-eight great states. Forty-eight individual communities with pride and dignity and purpose. All divided with imaginary boundaries, yet united to a common purpose, and that is love for country. And to the Republic - - Republic--a state in which sovereign power is invested in representatives chosen by the people to govern. And government is the people; and it's from the people to the leaders, not from the leaders to the people. For which it stands One Nation - - One Nation--meaning, so blessed by God. Indivisible - - Incapable of being divided. With Liberty - - Which is Freedom; the right of power to live one's own life, without threats, fear, or some sort of retaliation. And Justice - - The principle, or qualities, of dealing fairly with others. For All - - For All--which means, boys and girls, it's as much your country as it is mine. And now, boys and girls, let me hear you recite the Pledge of Allegiance: I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic, for which it stands; one nation, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all. Since I was a small boy, two states have been added to our country, and two words have been added to the Pledge of Allegiance: Under God. Wouldn't it be a pity if someone said that is a prayer, and that would be eliminated from schools, too? Red Skelton PLEASE JOIN ***CATSTER***WE LOVE OUR TROOPS*** Just click on the name above to join.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/276739 Sun, 25 Feb 2007 18:42:26 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/276739 I heard Mommie talking to my Auntie Gale about little ol' me today. She was saying that she loves m ... I heard Mommie talking to my Auntie Gale about little ol' me today. She was saying that she loves me and thinks I am cute and funny! Aw-wwww...ain't that nice? My Mommie is so-oooo smart!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/276334 Sat, 24 Feb 2007 18:46:29 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/276334 "Oh, Dancer, you are just so funny!" Mommie said. We were playing a new game with one of her paint ... "Oh, Dancer, you are just so funny!" Mommie said. We were playing a new game with one of her paint brushes. She would poke it in a hole on the wood on the marble coffee table. Then, I would grab it. Mom was having fun so I was humoring her. She poked it in the hole again and for some reason she watched to see which paw I was using. Then, she said, "Well, Dancer, are you right pawed or left pawed?" "Bout that time I had to get outta there real fast! I was headed for the litter box as fast as I could go! "Oh, now I know, Dancer, you're a pea pod!" She thought that was funny. Groan.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/276066 Sat, 24 Feb 2007 08:23:27 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/276066 Well, Mawsie and me usually don't write so many entries in our diaries, but, there is just so much ... Well, Mawsie and me usually don't write so many entries in our diaries, but, there is just so much news!!! FROM DUNCAN: I am asking that you continue to light candles to honor the memory of more than 1,000 furry souls lost at Lied and to also remember the lucky 127 who were rescued. GRATEFULNESS.ORG Once you light a candle, it stays lit for 48 hours. Please feel free to revisit the site every couple of days. And please pass this along to your family and friends. Thanks, Duncan ********************************************************************** This was in our Catster group ***CATSTER***WE LOVE OUR TROOPS*** today. If you click on the gratefulness link above, it will take you to the light a candle page and a special page for the critters. Please light a candle. And thank you so much for sending it our way, Duncan! And, please visit DUNCAN'S page....you will get a big kick out of it. (Hint* Elvis is ALIVE AND WELL!) Just click on his name!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/276037 Sat, 24 Feb 2007 06:38:38 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/276037 Mommie couldn't find me this morning when she got up. She knew I was somewhere! This time I had a ... Mommie couldn't find me this morning when she got up. She knew I was somewhere! This time I had a new hidey spot....I was in the wood box! She looked everywhere. I sat in there and watched her. She's funny when she gets a panic attack! I wonder where I can hide tomorrow. This is fun! That was a good hidey hole. The best yet. What's really, really funny, is when I am practically right in front of her and she doesn't see me. That's the best. I was going to ask her to do my diary, but, she looks half asleep yet...plus I am not too sure what kind of mood she is in. I hope she has a good mood when she wakes up. Right now I think she is just sleep walking. Later.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/275913 Fri, 23 Feb 2007 19:18:08 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/275913 We have lived here since July last year. Mommie has been feeding those outside cats since then. Th ... We have lived here since July last year. Mommie has been feeding those outside cats since then. There is a gray cat that Mommie thinks is so beautiful and he has never, ever let Ma get close or pet him at all! Well, she came in two days ago and she was grinning from ear to ear. She told Dad that she got to pet him and then, he rubbed on her leg. Well, humph...that cat has a lot of nerve! That's my Mommie! And, MY leg! I have been quite generous letting her feed him, but, that cat doesn't need to go thinking he will kiss up to MY Mommie so he can move into MY house! And, get MY pets! I'm feeling a little crabby about that....okay, so I am a bit jealous. I already have to share her with Mawsie and that is one more than enough! So there! Snort!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/275219 Thu, 22 Feb 2007 21:22:24 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/275219 I know, I am always whining about being CAT OF THE WEEK....but, this week there is a super choice. ... I know, I am always whining about being CAT OF THE WEEK....but, this week there is a super choice. Even LOTS better than me! TINY KRAZY is COTW! How wonderful because you can take a peek and send some purr-rayers her way. She deserves to be chosen. She has had some health trubbles lately, including an amputation and still needs some doctoring! She has to take chemo...YUK! That stuff made my Mommie so-ooo sick! We feel so bad for her. So, we are sending lots and LOTS of purr-rayers and headbonks her way! CONGRATS, ON BEING CAT OF THE WEEK...! We love you!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/275356 Thu, 22 Feb 2007 13:07:57 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/275356 What's a girl gotta do to get some attention around here? This morning, while she was on the comput ... What's a girl gotta do to get some attention around here? This morning, while she was on the computer, I came in and rubbed on her leg. Then, rubbed on the other one. Then, I rubbed on the computer desk, and I rubbed on the cord that hangs down from her cell phone. Then, I rubbed on her chaiir and her foot. Now, It's several hours later and she has been cleaning and putting things away, washing clothes and making some home-made soup. She had a breakfast pizza of which I did not receive one single bite...cleaned both bathrooms and mopped. What is she trying to do, be SUPER WOMAN? I am not going to waste my time with the rub thing again. It didn't work out this morning! She needs to take a break.....besides, I need some attention, NOW!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/275070 Wed, 21 Feb 2007 20:13:04 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/275070 Mawse is such a hog. She says Mommie is a bedhog, but, she's got nuthin' on her! There are only tw ... Mawse is such a hog. She says Mommie is a bedhog, but, she's got nuthin' on her! There are only two beds in this house and she wants BOTH of them. Now, I would like to have a bed, too. All I got is my little chair with a soft pad on it. Okay, so I got a couch and some other soft chairs, too...and a nice little bed with cherries on it, but, it's just not the same. I wanna bed. I wanna warm body to cuddle up with. I want someone to hold me when it is windy and noisy out! Sometimes I'm scared! I want my Mommie!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/274700 Wed, 21 Feb 2007 06:52:45 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/274700 Ma and Pa didn't go to town, but, they are going on Friday instead. That's fine. It will give me t ... Ma and Pa didn't go to town, but, they are going on Friday instead. That's fine. It will give me time to build up my fortress against Mawsie and get ready to kick butt! I might be small, but, I am powerful! And what's more, I am a lot smarter than that old, dumb cat. So, there. Mommie has to go to the doc-terror on Friday. I wonder if she has to get 'fixed' like Mawsie and me did? "Oh," Mawsie said Mommie is a million years old and old people don't need to get fixed. Well, I'll be jiggered!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/274279 Tue, 20 Feb 2007 07:58:00 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/274279 Hey....I just heard some talk that Ma & Pa might go to town today. I hate it when that happens! I ... Hey....I just heard some talk that Ma & Pa might go to town today. I hate it when that happens! I have to stay home with Mawse and she chases me and tries to smuck me in the nose. I do not want them to leave. There outta be a law against it....leaving poor defenseless kitties home alone. Home Alone. Hey, there we go. We could make a movie about it. Two cats left alone in the house and all the things that could befall them.....I'll give it some thought. Dang, I'm smart!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/274245 Tue, 20 Feb 2007 06:37:05 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/274245 I still haven't received my notice. The one about me being CAT OF THE WEEK. I wonder if we missed ... I still haven't received my notice. The one about me being CAT OF THE WEEK. I wonder if we missed the notification? I gotta talk to my secretary and find out what is going on. She's a little lax on the job sometimes. I have a lot to say and there are times when she is downright disobedient. She just won't get in here and do my typing. I just don't think she has it figured out....that I am the BOSS and all. There's a problem with all this..... I can't fire her...she's the cook too!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/273828 Mon, 19 Feb 2007 20:58:16 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/273828 I keep reading other diaries and all those other kitties have this big plan. They want to be CAT OF ... I keep reading other diaries and all those other kitties have this big plan. They want to be CAT OF THE WEEK! Well, they might as well get that silly notion out of their heads......I am going to win that HONOR! I won't mention any names here, because....well, because my Mommie can't remember anything for more than 5 seconds, but, we have definitely seen remarks to the effect that others expect to hold that position. I was telling Mawsie my sister that I will be COTW sometime in the coming month. She said, 'Whatever makes you think that you would be the recipient of that kind of honor?" "Well," Dancin' Girl says, "I am cute!" Mawsie says, "Whatever has that got to do with anything....you are also STUPID!" "Am Not." "Are, too." "Not." "And, what's more, you looks like a furry balloon when you walk across the floor." Mawse says with a snort! "I most certainly do not!" "Oh, yes, you do!" "Well, you look like a hippopotamus with cat whiskers," Dancer says. "Ha! Have you ever seen a hippopotamus?" "No." "Well, then, how can you say I look like one, if you have never seen one?" "Um....." Dancer stutters, "I dunno." "Get your facts straight. See, I told you are STUPID." "Am not." "Are, too. If you really think that you will be COTW because you are cute, then, you got another think coming." "Do you really think so?," Dancer grins. Then, I think with my other think, that I think I am going to be COTW. So there!" "Arr-rrrggggghhhhh..." Mawse grits through her teeth.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/272960 Fri, 16 Feb 2007 18:56:10 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/272960 Well, I had my little pity party yesterday and I am all done wih that now! Gawd, it's so boring bei ... Well, I had my little pity party yesterday and I am all done wih that now! Gawd, it's so boring being a sniveling cat. I was just looking at my Catster page and I have two candles on my pretty cake now! Whatever happened to that time? It just seems like yesterday that I joined this family. It has been such a wonderful two years....I am so very happy! I love my Mom, I love my Dad, I love my house, I love my food, I love my toys.....and I don't like Mawsie, my sister. Well, ya can't have everything, ya know! Our new house is getting prettier all the time. Mommie said she really didn't like it too much when we bought it. She just liked the fact that we were by lots of fishing and that we had a beautiful view of Canyon Ferry Lake. And, she loves to watch the sun rise every day from our front window. In the spring and summer, we have a multitude of flowers, including lots of daisies. Mommie loves daisies! But, with all the new stuff in here, new carpet and linoleum, new countertops and hardware, new, fresh paint on the walls, well, she says it is our home now. It's us. She even painted some murals, all by herself...one in the bathroom and the other one in the frontroom. She did good. I can't wait now for spring to see all the flowers again! Ta ta....I gotta go remind Mom that it is playtime!!!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/272521 Thu, 15 Feb 2007 18:09:54 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/272521 Oh woe is poor little me....Mommie has been so-ooo busy today. She has had puter problems and so sh ... Oh woe is poor little me....Mommie has been so-ooo busy today. She has had puter problems and so she has spent most of the day working on her laptop. I know she doesn't mean to ignore me, but, it has just been one of those days. She still hasn't gotten the newer mouse to work right. And, so everything she has done, has been done with a touch pad. I know it is a lot of work for her, because she changed all of our backgrounds from Valentine's to pretty flowers. Plus, she made new font colors and stuff. She is so sweet. But, I am lonely. I came into the compter room and rubbed on her leg a few times. and, since it was there, I scratched on her speshul chair. She told me not to do that and I know I shouldn't, but, I knew it would get her attention! It did.....but, she just hollared at me. I don't like it when she says No, that is the worst word in people talk. I want her to say YES and come play with me. We got a lot of snow last night, too. And I have Spring Fever. I want to go outside and play...but, she won't let me do that either. She brought me in a snowball, though, and I sniffed it and then, looked at her wondering what the heck she did that for? I do not like snow anymore than she does. Maybe less even. Some of my friends are COTW and daily diary picks and all kinds of good stuff. Is it me? Doesn't anyone like me? Am I really ugly like Mawsie says? Does my breath smell stinky? Mawse was a diary pick. I wasn't. I am so sad. I wish Mawse would be my friend, so I would have someone to talk to. Sometimes it helps to talk when you are sad. I need a friend. I'm sorry to be so down. Maybe tomorrow things will be better. I hope so.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/271869 Wed, 14 Feb 2007 12:18:06 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/271869 I was just sitting here wondering if sometimes old people get smarter as they age? My Mommie is pre ... I was just sitting here wondering if sometimes old people get smarter as they age? My Mommie is pretty smart. Of course, she has lotsa help, but, she figured out how to put font colors on her page.....thanks to all the nice Catsters who help old women cross the streets and figure out how to do fantastic things on Catster!!!! Hot Cat! or dog....Pretty cool, huh?]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/269912 Sat, 10 Feb 2007 08:05:21 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/269912 Mommie and me got smartened up today. We didn't realize there were so many helpful pages on Catster ... Mommie and me got smartened up today. We didn't realize there were so many helpful pages on Catster to show us how to do fancy stuff....like my fallings heart stuff for Valentin's day. Pretty cool, huh? NEFERKITTY has a page to help. I need to do some more studying 'cuz there are lots of things to learn! ♥DANCER♥...we even learned how to put hearts around our name!!! Mommie says she needs to get busy today and get some other stuff done. Why? I am having quite a good time learning all this new stuff. Mommie says there is washing to do. Why? Because Daddy is going to need some clean socks. Why? Because he doesn't like to wear dirty, stinky socks! Why? Oh, Dancer, you are so silly....you don't like dirty socks either. You wash your feet and keep them clean. And I have housework to do, also. Why? Dancer, how would you like to be thrown out in the pretty new snow? Why? If you say that again, I am going to make sure you get real clean socks...washed with the nice clean snow..... Why? zo-ooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...just kiddin' and I am outta here!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/269450 Fri, 9 Feb 2007 06:52:41 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/269450 I got up this morning and there is snow out there! It looks like a pretty white blanket all spread ... I got up this morning and there is snow out there! It looks like a pretty white blanket all spread out over the lake. But, I know it doesn't feel like a blanket! Snow is pretty cold and it feels wet and yucky on the toes. But, I am a lucky girl now....I don't have to go out in that snow to find a bite to eat. I can just mosey into my cat room and there it is! A nice big, fat bowl of tasty food! And water, too!!! Life is good! I don't mind the snow anymore, but, I do feel sorry for those kitties Mommie couldn't catch. She worries about them and makes sure they have a full tummy, like she did for me lots of times (before she catnapped me.) I sure hope the authorities don't know my Mommie is a criminal. she is a cat burglar from wa-aaay back! She catnapped me over two years ago. So far, no one has showed up at her door. I would go hide if they did! Then, she stole another Manx, my sister, and gave her to my aunt Shelle! Then we moved here and she has burlged five more cats and found them homes! Is that against the law? I know you aren't supposed to steal. Is it a crime? Well, I won't tell if you don't!!! Ha ha! (And, phooey on the neighbors who don't feed their kitties!)]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/269003 Thu, 8 Feb 2007 09:18:59 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/269003 There is a wsonderful place in Montana that takes care of animals that are blind or were possibly go ... There is a wsonderful place in Montana that takes care of animals that are blind or were possibly going to be uthanized for one reason or another. They have many animals there that just want to live their lives the best they can. My aunt Dee Dee told us about it and so, Mommie has donated a little bit to help them. Whether or not you would want to donate to the ROLLING DOG RANCH , please take a look at this wonderful place. You can just click on the name and see for yourslef what it is all about. And, if you can donate a bit, all the better! God will love you for it, that's for sure! They have many animals there, not just dogs or cats...there are horses too and other critters. any animal that needs help is welcome there! Fantastic, huh?]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/269002 Thu, 8 Feb 2007 00:06:21 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/269002 Karma Kitty and her family sent us some pretty rosettes for Valentine's day! Mommie finally let me ... Karma Kitty and her family sent us some pretty rosettes for Valentine's day! Mommie finally let me send some back. I got to send one to Karma Kitty and Mawse and Dew Drop got to send one too. Silly Mommie is running out of rosettes or she would send one to EVERYBODY! Karma is very cute. She has great big eyes and Mommie thinks she is almost as cute as me....onlyiest, Mommie has to say that or I would probably whine and cry. But, I know she loves me the bestest. Do you think KARMA KITTY is cute, too? You can click on her name and see her if you want to. Mommie says she wants a box chocolate candy for Valentine's day....Then why did she make fudge tonight if she is thinking of a box of chocolates? I don't want any of that stuff....but, a nice box of spiffy catnip would do nicely!!!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/268365 Tue, 6 Feb 2007 13:11:28 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/268365 Mommie always laughs at me when I try to spiff up my tail. I can't reach what little there is for t ... Mommie always laughs at me when I try to spiff up my tail. I can't reach what little there is for the life of me! And, just because I roll over into a little ball when I am trying to clean it, doesn't give her the right to laugh! Does it? Okay, so I don't just roll over into a little ball, sometimes I roll over and over and then wonder what the dickens happened to me? IT ISN'T FUNNY! It's a darn nuisance! I feel so dang stupid! But, it sure irritates me that it is so impossible to reach....I need a bigger handle! She even took a picture of me trying to do it and she had the nerve to put it on this page! Phooey! Just give me the camera....we will see who wins hands down at who does the dumbest things....and it won't be me!!! Hm-mmmmm...so whatcha think, Mommie? Sound fair enuff?]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/267890 Mon, 5 Feb 2007 10:26:08 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/267890 Mommie is so silly. She is calling me Rubba Dub Dub...just 'cuz I like to rub back and forth on he ... Mommie is so silly. She is calling me Rubba Dub Dub...just 'cuz I like to rub back and forth on her legs. If both Ma and Pa are sitting on the couch, it makes it real handy. I can get a twofer! I start on one end, and ru-uuuubbb and then start again on the other side! I worry about making them feel left out so I always try to do both legs. Mawse is so jealous of me....so I sure don't want to make them feel like that! We have people I don't know here today. They are putting in new cupboard tops. I really don't know too much about cupboard tops, as the first and ONLY time I ever got up there, Daddy bellard at me! Scared the shorts off'n me! So, I haven't bothered to try that again!!! I hate it when anyone yells or gets loud. Daddy has the biggest voice. Ma says that's because his mouth is MUCH bigger than hers. Most of the time I am such a nervous wreck because Mawse likes to sneak up and scare me! She has got to be the meanest cat in the whole world! Ohmigarsh!!!! They just turned on this terribly LOUD machine. I am outta here! I hate noise!!! I gotta go hide!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/267444 Sun, 4 Feb 2007 10:37:10 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/267444 Mom said her idea of a SUPER BOWL, is one that cleans itself!! She does not like football That's o ... Mom said her idea of a SUPER BOWL, is one that cleans itself!! She does not like football That's okay, 'cuz Dad doesn't either! And neither do I. I didn't ask Mawsie, my sister, because I don't care if she likes it or not. She is too grumpy!!!!!!!!!!! And she doesn't think I am cute. But, I am.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/266967 Sat, 3 Feb 2007 07:49:50 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/266967 My friend KARMA KITTY is Cat of the Day!!! We are celebrating with a touch of champagne! Pink, of ... My friend KARMA KITTY is Cat of the Day!!! We are celebrating with a touch of champagne! Pink, of course, 'cuz that is her favorite color! She is just so-ooo cute! I am just so happy for her! Congratulations to you...KARMA KITTY!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/266741 Fri, 2 Feb 2007 15:49:41 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/266741 I am so glad my dear senile mother decided to write a diary entry for me. She had changed my title ... I am so glad my dear senile mother decided to write a diary entry for me. She had changed my title this morning and added some more pictures for me. That was all good and fine.................................. BUT, when we pulled the page up, instead of DANCER SEZ Happy Valentine Day...it said, DANCER SEX Happy Valentine Day! Well, I am not a prude, but, I do not want people to get the wrong idea about me....and I really don't want a bunch of unauthorized dates, either. I was so-ooo embarrassed!!! She needs to get some glasses that work, that is for sure!!! Silly Mom!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/266112 Thu, 1 Feb 2007 21:55:38 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/266112 I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG, OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND TO THE REPUBLIC, FOR WHICH ... I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG, OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND TO THE REPUBLIC, FOR WHICH IT STANDS, ONE NATION UNDER GOD, INDIVISIBLE, WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL! It is said that 86% of Americans believe in God. Therefore I have a very hard time understanding why there is such a problem in having "In God We Trust" on our money and having "God" in the Pledge of Allegiance. "Dear Heavenly Father, hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us. Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in our time of need. Please stop a moment and say a prayer for our troops (land, air, and sea) in Afghanistan, Kuwait, Iraq and all around the world. Of all the gifts you could give our U.S. Military, Prayer is the very best one!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/266289 Thu, 1 Feb 2007 15:32:10 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/266289 It's Ma's birthday today. I feel just turrable. I don't have any of that money stuff to buy her su ... It's Ma's birthday today. I feel just turrable. I don't have any of that money stuff to buy her sumpin' special today. I was gonna ask her for one of those quarters, so I could get her sumpin', but, then, I realised I don't know how to drive either, so I can't even go to the store. I didn't see any mouses to give her and she doesn't like my catnip or I would share it. She wasn't too happy this morning because it snowed on her birthday. So, I said a little purr-rayer and asked for some nice sunshine today, just for her! Guess what? The sun is shining and it is very purdy out there, so, I got her some sunshine, special delivery from God! Happy purr-thday to my Mommie! I love you so-oooo much!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/265648 Wed, 31 Jan 2007 07:48:02 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/265648 Here I am, digging in the litter box this morning. I hate this dang job! Mawsie is such a slob and ... Here I am, digging in the litter box this morning. I hate this dang job! Mawsie is such a slob and never cleans things up! So, who gets this dirty deed.....you got it! Me. She is so lazy. Mommie thinks she is so funny....after digging for about 5 or 10 minutes, I hear something about, 'Whatcha doin'?....building sand castles?' Ha, really funny, Mom. How would she like her litter box left a mess like this? I didn't think so. Then, after a few more minutes, it's....'For crying out loud, Dancer, are you going to dig in there all day long?" The worst thing is, that there are two of them, side by side. I have to clean BOTH of them or it would never get done. Sometimes I stand on the edge of one and dig in the other. Mommie laughs at me.....oh, yeah, that is really funny.....gr-rrrr. I wish Mawsie would just use one and I could have the other one all for myself, but, no-oooo. About the time I get one of them sparkly clean, along comes Fat Butt and makes another mess. I hate Mawsie. And, it isn't funny, either, Mommie!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/264736 Mon, 29 Jan 2007 07:53:36 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/264736 Mommie's gonna be having a birthday pretty soon. Gads, I'm glad I'm not that old! I wudda used up ... Mommie's gonna be having a birthday pretty soon. Gads, I'm glad I'm not that old! I wudda used up all my 9 lives...and then some! 100's of times over!!!! We are talking older than dirt! She's getting creakier by the minute. I feel sorry for her...she can't run or hop or anything. Poor old lady.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/263082 Thu, 25 Jan 2007 21:01:34 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/263082 Mommie is having pizza for breakfast. She is not eating kibbles and bananas this morning or frying ... Mommie is having pizza for breakfast. She is not eating kibbles and bananas this morning or frying up one of those chicken eggs. She won't let me have any pizza. Is pizza good? It smells good. I think I would like it.....she is stingy! Stingy guts, stingy guts! Mommie is a Stingy guts! Yeah, I know....I am so particular that I hardly eat any people food. I am just happy with my regular kitty food. Mommie bought some new kind for sensitive stomachs, mainly because Mawse is such a pig and she gobbles the food up, so I can't have any...then, proceeds to throw it up all over the new carpet. Mommie should have bought a color to match the cat food and it wouldn't be so noticible. But, then, maybe that wouldn't be so good. Mommie really, really gags when she accidently steps in it. Green might have been good....then it would match Mommie's face! If anyone knows, let me know what pizza tastes like.....sure smells good!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/259025 Mon, 15 Jan 2007 19:29:12 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/259025 Mawsie and me got new backgrounds!!! OH, oh...I am so-ooo excited! They are real pictures of me an ... Mawsie and me got new backgrounds!!! OH, oh...I am so-ooo excited! They are real pictures of me and her. Mine is a bee-oo-ti-ful pink one and Mawsie's is, well, Mawsie! Pretty cool if I do say so. We got them at pYzam. You can upload your very own background of anything you want! Mommie was pretty busy washing clothes and just being a girl, doing girl things....boring. But, she was nice to us and did our backgrounds. She is so-ooooooo nice! Just ask her. Mawsie makes me so mad. For the longest time, Mommie has played with me every single night, well, almost. Now all of a sudden, Mawse thinks she has got to be in on the action! The turkey doesn't even like to play! She hangs around my special toy box just to tick me off, too. I hate her. She just tries to take over everything that I like. I have decided, that she cannot have both beds. I get up on the master bedroom bed....I don't care if she likes it or not. I don't know why she has to have both of them. (Probably because she is so fat! Tee hee!) And I don't know why she likes to interrupt my playtime. She drives me nuts. I ne-eeeeed my playtime. Really, really. In fact, I will see you later. It is past playtime and I am going to demand that Mom play with me. And, if Mawse the Lawse shows up, I am going to be vicious. And mean too! At some time, a girl just has to stand up for herself! And, this is it. I will see you tomorrow, if I can.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/257415 Fri, 12 Jan 2007 22:40:48 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/257415 Wow! We now have 60 members in our ***CATSTER***WE LOVE OUR TROOPS*** group! Isn't that good mews? ... Wow! We now have 60 members in our ***CATSTER***WE LOVE OUR TROOPS*** group! Isn't that good mews? We invite all cats and dogs to join and put a picture of your baby with a flag or anything military related! Don't forget, we even allowed dogs to join! Mawsie, my sister, she didn't want to let puppies join, but, she got out voted! She's a grump! We just want to honor our troops. To let them know we care and love them. You are also invited to add your very own story about someone you know who is in the military. Please join. You can click on my page or Mawse's page to join or look under the Catster groups. Thanks...salute! Dancer]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/256358 Tue, 9 Jan 2007 19:31:28 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/256358 Ya know, I am pretty used to Mawse giving me a bad time because I haven't got a tail....BUT....I rea ... Ya know, I am pretty used to Mawse giving me a bad time because I haven't got a tail....BUT....I really don't expect my own dear Daddy to do the same thing. I do not like it when Mawsie does it, but, for a grown up man to act like that is beyond me! Mommie and Daddy were having spaghetti for supper tonight...smelled pretty good to me. So, I sat there being rather cute...if I do say so myself, hoping my cuteness would earn me a taste of that 'sketti stuff. I was being nice, not begging or anything. Just sitting there. Well, dear old Dad says, "Hey, Dog, (He calls me that sometimes.) would you like to have some spaghetti" "Well, as a matter of fact, I do," I said. "Great," says Dad, "We'll tie a piece of it on your butt and that way it will look like you have a tail!" Oh, cute. Just what I needed...another smart a-aaa-um-mmm, aleck. "Well, 'snort, I just walked away. I wouldn't have a bite of that stuff if my life depended on it. He might just take the rest of it and put it on the top of his head.....he's darn short of hair on top and it might help! Phooey on him!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/254930 Sat, 6 Jan 2007 20:06:25 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/254930 I am hoping that you will join our new group. It is called "***CATSTER***WE LOVE OUR TROOPS". We ... I am hoping that you will join our new group. It is called "***CATSTER***WE LOVE OUR TROOPS". We put it on to remember to honor our service people who give their time and give up their families and leave to go far away from home to make sure you and I are safe! Each and every one is a hero. We also invite you to not only join, but, to share your very own stories about your special heroes. America the Beautiful is beautiful because of these people We salute each and every one of them! Please join.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/252825 Tue, 2 Jan 2007 20:09:26 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/252825 Don'tcha just love my daisies on my page? It was my special request. I told Mommie that I am tire ... Don'tcha just love my daisies on my page? It was my special request. I told Mommie that I am tired of winter and I want some pretty flowers! I want SPRINGTIME!!!! She said we haven't even had any snow yet, and that most likely we will get our share of that one day. Phooey. I don't like snow. I prefer daisies. I hope you had a nice Christmas. We sure did. I am ready for the new year! I have some resolutions. My number one resolution is to be the BOSS around here. Of course, I realise that I am going to run into some opposition here with that one. My problem being that I am the little one. Mawsie, my big sister, is a cow. She outweighs me by......Oh oh. She told me that if I write that she will bonk me on the head. I do not look good with bonks on my head. Now, how can I be boss when I let her get away with that? She is a pain in the asters. My number two resolution is to be even cuter....'cuz it ticks Mawsie off. That should be no problem, although I have no idea how to be much cuter. I am already wa-aaay too cute. Number three is to find a way to be bigger than Mawse. How do you grow about four inches and gain 6 pounds? Ha ha ha ha......snort! * * sneeze! I just told how big Mawsie is and she didn't catch that one! And she says I am stupid!!!!!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/251270 Fri, 29 Dec 2006 15:20:10 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/251270 Mawsie and I started a new group this morning. Be the very first to join. It's called, ***CATSTER ... Mawsie and I started a new group this morning. Be the very first to join. It's called, ***CATSTER***WE LOVE OUR TROOPS. You can click on and join on either Mawse's page or mine or find it under Catster groups. We looked for one like it and didn't see any there. Many here on Catster are waiting for their masters or heroes to come home. On this site, you can check out the links and send cards all for free to our military people. Let's let them know that all of us cats and dogs appreciate what our troops are doing for us! Hugs and trills... Dancer]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/250643 Thu, 28 Dec 2006 07:43:52 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/250643 We had a few kitties join our MISSING CATS GROUP so it will get around Catster. We want to thank al ... We had a few kitties join our MISSING CATS GROUP so it will get around Catster. We want to thank all of you for the support. If you haven't seen the group yet, please look for it on Mawse's page or in the Catster groups. We hope that we will make a difference here. We love you! Here is some extra info from Simon, who this group is dedicated to: Message: Other resources that are helpful for MIA Cat Guardians are MissingCatAssistance@yahoogroups.com and PetPrayerRequests@yahoogroups.com. The Missing Cat Assistance group has lots of information posted about how to look for a missing cat. Thanks, Simon. We luff you lots, wherever you are.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/250400 Wed, 27 Dec 2006 17:34:35 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/250400 Very Important. We started a group for those of you who have missing kitties. It is called, MISSIN ... Very Important. We started a group for those of you who have missing kitties. It is called, MISSING CATS....LET'S HELP FIND THEM. You can find it on Mawse's page or in the Catster groups. Please check this site out and just maybe you will be someone's hero. We have some very sad people out there who have family friends missing. Let's see if we can help. If you know anyone whose pet is missing, let them know about the site. They can put on a picture and any pertinent info. Let's get together to support our furr-riends. This is on Mawsie's site today, too. We are hoping to make a difference. And you can help. Please look at the cats that are listed here. Maybe you will recognize one of them. AND TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/249933 Tue, 26 Dec 2006 19:59:15 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/249933 The nerve! I was daintily laying by our little Christmas tree...Mawsie and I have a little one of o ... The nerve! I was daintily laying by our little Christmas tree...Mawsie and I have a little one of our own, and I was sleeping pretty good when I heard some raucous noises. I opened one eye and one ear and Daddy was sitting on the couch laughing! Dunno why. Well, at least I didn't know then. I know now and I am not too happy! Mommie came into the front room and he said, "You shoulda seen your cat. She was laying by the little tree sound asleep, snoring!" Then, he started that stupid laugh noise again. (Notice when they say something negative that it's always your cat? First off, I DO NOT SNORE! LIAR PANTS! I'M A GIRL. And girl cats do not snore....EVER! I am much too dainty for all that. Tsk....the man outta get a life!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/249751 Tue, 26 Dec 2006 06:29:35 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/249751 Whew! I was just checking my pockets and I am down to only 8 rosettes. Christmas was a little toug ... Whew! I was just checking my pockets and I am down to only 8 rosettes. Christmas was a little tough on my budget. I don't even know how I am going to get through the next month! I have friends, ya know. Friends who need and deserve rosettes....whatever will I do? Well, I know Mommie goes to the bank to get some of that paper stuff she calls money. Seems to make her pretty happy. Maybe I could go to the bank to get some more rosettes. Nah, probably not....they don't even know me there. Wonder if I could sweet talk Mom into buying some more. Nah....she's a tightwad! Well......if you are one of my friends you will just have to be patient for now. I will get another installment after the first of the year. And then I will go on anothe spending spree! That'll work!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/249564 Mon, 25 Dec 2006 16:29:55 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/249564 It has been a lovely holiday for all of us here. We had company over, they all came to see me. ... It has been a lovely holiday for all of us here. We had company over, they all came to see me. They think I am cute! I fell off the ledge on the buffet thingy that Mommie lets me walk on...I don't get to get on the table or the cupboards or anything else, though. I fell on my side and I felt sorta stupid. No wonder Mawsie calls me stupid all the time. but, it kinda hurt too....mostly my pride. Mommie tried to pick me up and hug me, but, I wanted back down. My Mommie is so happy. She says the best thing you can get for Christmas is love. And she got lots of LOVE wrapped in hugs and kisses and special thoughts. From those she loves. Purr-rrr....]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/248511 Fri, 22 Dec 2006 20:51:30 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/248511 I got to help Mommie wrap some presents this evening! It was lots of fun! Onlyiest, I don't think ... I got to help Mommie wrap some presents this evening! It was lots of fun! Onlyiest, I don't think she appreciated the help as much as I appreciated helping! I got to hold the paper down and get in the way and I got scared when she meowed through a big paper tube thingy! Some of the paper got stuck on my tail and I went round and round in circles and she was laughing so hard at me! It wasn't funny! I managed to get in the way and mess up some of the paper and took off with one of her pretty ribbons. Well, she doesn't need all of 'em anyway! She said if I didn't behave, she would wrap me and stick me under the tree till Christmas! Ha! I couldn't sit still that long! Wonder what we get to do tomorrow?]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/248302 Fri, 22 Dec 2006 12:55:06 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/248302 Well, just to make Mommie happy, I got under the tree and put up with a photo session. She gets suc ... Well, just to make Mommie happy, I got under the tree and put up with a photo session. She gets such a kick out of it and what the heck? It's all in the spirit of Christmas and if it makes the old gal happy.... I just can't see much now. Probably won't for several hours. But, Ma has a grin on her face and she thinks she pulled a fast one on me. She doesn't know that I planned it all this way....that if I didn't want to do this, there is no way she would have gotten these pictures. She is so simple sometimes. But, sweet! She's just like a little kid sometimes....and it doesn't take much to make her happy. And the pics aren't too bad either. But,then, what can I say? When you're cute, you're cute!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/247694 Thu, 21 Dec 2006 11:10:00 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/247694 Mommie wrote in Mawsie's diary so I think it only fair that she write in mine. She says we are so ... Mommie wrote in Mawsie's diary so I think it only fair that she write in mine. She says we are so jealous and dumb 'cuz we are so-oooo jealous of each other. Well, I am not jealous of that fat butthead! Just 'cuz she has tons of rosettes and tons of treats....it's only because people felt sorry for her. She isn't even nice. Since she has started to feel better, she has been being mean to me. I think I liked her better when she was sick. At least then she didn't treat me like a piece of dog dirt. Well, I am beginning to think I know who the favorite cat is around here. After I got my shot and was feeling mighty sick, Mommie and Daddy left and went to Billings for two days. I had to suffer all by myself. No one cares if I live or die. Mommie said she had four doc-terror appointments that she had to go to in Billings. I wonder if she goes to the same doc-terror that I go to? She had aunt Dee Dee come over to make sure we were okay, but, it just isn't the same without my Mommie. Even if Aunt Dee Dee thinks I am cute...when I am sick, I want my Mommie! Okay, so I am much better and it was only 'cuz I had all those nasty shots that I didn't feel good. I thought it was awfully mean for her to drop me off over there and let them do dungeon torture techniques on me. I am only a little girl and I just don't know much about this old world. I never had shots before when I lived with those other people who didn't take care of me. Well, maybe there's a reason. Oh...Mawsie said if I don't get those shots that maybe I would die. Oh. Well, maybe Mommie does love me after all. Mawsie says that it would sure be a lot nicer if I wasn't so stupid. Well, I would read a book if I could. But, I can't so I won't. I will just go on my way and be a bubblehead and enjoy life to the fullest. At least my butt quit hurtin'. Now, my Mommie says her arm hurts. She got a shot too. (Snicker,snort!)]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/246336 Mon, 18 Dec 2006 16:05:05 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/246336 Well, that didn't do any good. I have been hiding all day long. I was hoping that maybe no one wou ... Well, that didn't do any good. I have been hiding all day long. I was hoping that maybe no one would find me and then I wouldn't have to go to the doc-terror! WRONG! My butt hurts. I'm mad. I got all kinds of shot stuff. And, it's not funny! And Mawsie is stupid beyond words. She said the needle was as big as my leg and it wasn't...but, it felt like it! I hate Mawsie more.....for scaring me. She is as ugly as a tarantula. She is meaner than a rabid mountain lion. She's a jerk! My butt's sore.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/246128 Mon, 18 Dec 2006 06:48:49 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/246128 be really quiet. i am hiding under the bed. sorry if i am talking too low for you to hear, but, i ... be really quiet. i am hiding under the bed. sorry if i am talking too low for you to hear, but, i just heard mommie say to daddy, that they are taking me to the doc-terror today to get distemper shots and other stuff. mawsie said it hurts and they use a needle as big as my leg. i am scared. i hate the doc-terror anyway. i hate mawsie too. i will have to go to the bathroom pretty soon. i have had my legs crossed for about an hour and i don't think i can wait much longer. oh oh......]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/245780 Sun, 17 Dec 2006 07:45:33 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/245780 Ya know...some days are just diamonds....and this is one of those days! The sky is so blue it almos ... Ya know...some days are just diamonds....and this is one of those days! The sky is so blue it almost hurts my eyes to peek out the window! Then, when Mommie got up, she took some time right away to pet me and tell me I am special! Then, to top it all off.....I am a Catster pick of the day! AND, Karma Kitty sent me a rosette! How's that for a dandy day?]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/245664 Sat, 16 Dec 2006 20:23:47 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/245664 I am a lucky cat! I have over 1000 furr-riends! Ain't that sumpin'? Mawsie was bragging to me tha ... I am a lucky cat! I have over 1000 furr-riends! Ain't that sumpin'? Mawsie was bragging to me that she has over 1000 treats! Well, big deal! I would rather have over 1000 furr-riends than 1000 treats....I think. Hey, what kind of treats are they? Would I like them? Do they taste good? Do they taste like chicken?]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/245205 Fri, 15 Dec 2006 14:12:02 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/245205 Mommie knows exactly where I like my itch to be scratched! I have this spot just above where my tai ... Mommie knows exactly where I like my itch to be scratched! I have this spot just above where my tail would be if I had a tail and when she scratches me there, I go up on my tippytoes as high as I can go! Up, up, up!!! It just feels so good that I can't stand it! Mommie says I look pretty silly and that my toes look pretty funny, like little starfishes out of the water! But, dang, that feels so-oooo good! Do you have an itchy, wanna-get-it-scratched kinda place too? Mawsie likes her chin scratched. Mommie likes her back scratched. I would scratch Mommie's back, but, I think it would take all day....not that she is fat, mind you....heh, heh....well, she is a lot bigger than me! I get to doing my breadmaking, kneading, and it just comes over me real fast. Then, I think, well, shucks, I could have done Ma's back for her. By then, I am outta the mood. Oh, well, maybe that would be a nice Christmas gift for her.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/244496 Wed, 13 Dec 2006 17:32:04 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/244496 Mommie wanted me to put this on my site too. This is what Mawse had on earlier. Maybe with all of ... Mommie wanted me to put this on my site too. This is what Mawse had on earlier. Maybe with all of us trying we might be able to help Simon! ***************************************************************** Mawse's page: I was so impressed today when I got a nice rosette from Simon. We are listed as friends and I went to the site to read about Simon. I was devastated to learn that Simon is missing still! PLEASE, PLEASE SEND SUPPORT TO SIMON! His family must be hurting real bad inside. This is Simon's site on Catster: http://www.catster.com/pet_page.php?i=402924&j=t Simon is from the Austin, TX area. Any news will be appreciated. Look at his picture and if you see one like him somewhere, try calling his name. Let's see if we can help his family! Send some prayers out....we know that prayers work! Luff... Mawse and Dancer and Gang]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/244027 Tue, 12 Dec 2006 16:44:38 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/244027 I am getting real tired of this nonsense of Mommie shoving Christmas things alongside me and trying ... I am getting real tired of this nonsense of Mommie shoving Christmas things alongside me and trying to get pictures for Christmas for Catster. What is with her? If I wanted a nice picture of me for Christmas, I would go sit by one of the trees and smile real pretty. I do not want to have my picture taken. Now, or tomorrow or the next day. She snaps that stupid camera and I sit there and blink for a half and hour wondering what hit me! My eyes can't take this anymore, nor can my patience, which is becoming mighty thin about now. Bah humbug! I want to play with my light or my string. I do not want to become a poster cat. She doesn't bother Mawse with all this. Why? Okay, so Mawsie was sick but, it's unfair that I have to take the brunt of all this. Go take a picture of yourself , Mom and leave me alone. (She is probably afraid she will break the camera....heh heh...snort!)]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/243540 Mon, 11 Dec 2006 16:00:52 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/243540 I found Mawsie! She was at the terrible doc-terror's place. She was sick! I am so glad she is hom ... I found Mawsie! She was at the terrible doc-terror's place. She was sick! I am so glad she is home....I think. I suppose now that she is starting to feel better, that I best give up charging at her. I have been havin' a little bit of fun and surprising her once in awhile with a secret surprise rush from across the room. I don't suppose I will do that anymore. Besides, Mommie hollars at me when I do that and calls me a troublemaker. Who me? So far so good, she hasn't pounded on me for all the times I scared her when she wasn't feeling good. All she is doing is laying on the bed. I suppose I shouldn't admit it, but, it was pretty lonely without the old crabby cat around. She might be crabby, but, she is still my sister and I do love her!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/242726 Sat, 9 Dec 2006 17:00:11 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/242726 I am really scared. I can't find Mawsie anywhere. I looked in all the bedrooms and the livingroom ... I am really scared. I can't find Mawsie anywhere. I looked in all the bedrooms and the livingroom and kitchen and under the beds and I can't find her anywhere. It's strange, but, it feels so funny without her here to bug me. Oh, no! I just heard Mommie say something to Daddy about Mawsie being at the vet place! Oh, no, poor Mawsie! She said that she has distemper, because that veterinarian didn't give her a shot like Mommie asked. And because Mommie was trying to help a bunch of wild kitties find homes. And they must have the distemper thing. No wonder Mawsie wasn't being mean lately, she didn't feel good. We don't get along very well, but, I miss her being here. She is still my big, pretty blue-eyed sister and I do love her very much. I think when I go to bed tonight, I will say a special prayer for Mawsie. Mommie has been crying all day long, because the vet told her he is not sure if Mawsie will make it. Poor Mawsie.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/242398 Fri, 8 Dec 2006 19:56:18 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/242398 Oh boy am I curious! Okay, so what is new!? Mommie and Daddy went to town and I have a feeling t ... Oh boy am I curious! Okay, so what is new!? Mommie and Daddy went to town and I have a feeling they must have bought some stuff for Mawsie and me! I heard her say something to Daddy to make sure that we didn't peek! E-eeeeeee! I am so excited! I just can't stand the suspense! Mommie said she needs to wrap the stuff to put under the tree. Well, shucks if it's catnip, I am gonna know for sure, aren't I? I wish it were wrapped so I could go take a sniff! Or two.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/241922 Thu, 7 Dec 2006 18:34:37 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/241922 In the Christmas spirit, I am having a really big laugh. HO HO HO! HO HO HO....hee hee hee....ha ha ... In the Christmas spirit, I am having a really big laugh. HO HO HO! HO HO HO....hee hee hee....ha ha...ha! snort! *~*!!! Sneeze! Choke! * Gurgle. Sniff! ~!~ Snort. Opps! Sorry. I am laughing so hard because I have 80 more FRIENDS than my sister Mawsie and ONE MORE STAR! HOHOHO!!! She's gonna hate me just a little bit more! HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!!!!! Snort! Dang, now she will probably beat me up... See ya, I gotta go find a good hiding place!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/241284 Wed, 6 Dec 2006 10:23:00 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/241284 Hm-mmm...things are really getting interesting around here. They brought some trees ??? in the hous ... Hm-mmm...things are really getting interesting around here. They brought some trees ??? in the house. They look like trees, but, they don't smell like trees! I like real trees myself. And the one in the frontroom is kind of flimsy and I can't climb up it. I tried last night when everyone was sleeping. Mawsie told me that was a good time to be sneaky. Don't suppose she was trying to get my fluffy little butt in trouble, do you? She said they would put paper wrapped gifts under the tree, too, and that they would all be for me and that I should rip and tear them open with my teeth and claws to see what is inside. She told me not to tell Mommie that she told me that. Well, that's a pretty good indication that I probably better not do it or else I will be in big trouble. But, I wonder if it's true? Suppose there will be lots of gifts for me? Will I like them? Will I get new toys and some catnip? Maybe just a little peek....after dark. Oh, I am just so curious....I can hardly wait!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/240132 Sun, 3 Dec 2006 16:44:01 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/240132 Mommie told Daddy to bring in the Christmas tree pretty soon. Pray tell, what is a Christmas tree? ... Mommie told Daddy to bring in the Christmas tree pretty soon. Pray tell, what is a Christmas tree? I sure hope it is big enough for me to clmb. Sometimes I get so bored around here, that a tree would be really nice for entertainment. Yup, I like that idea! Mawsie just told me it is not to climb on, and that they put boxes under it. Well, I like boxes too....they are fun to hide in. I can pretend I am in the jungle and there are all kinds of wild animals here and that I am hiding in a box and I am devising my attack plan..... Oh. Mawse says that the boxes already have stuff in them and that they tape them shut. Well, shoot, so much for that idea. And she said that they put lights and round balls on them!!! Hot dang! I like to play with balls! That outta be fun! I can hardly wait! Oh, now she tells me that if I play with them, they will break and Mommie will kill me. She said to use the oldest most treasured ones first, that Mommie would really prefer that. Okay, I can do that. I wonder if Mawsie is pulling my leg? Well, we will just see what developes around here. I have a feeling that it is going to be real interesting! Don't you?]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/238572 Wed, 29 Nov 2006 18:43:28 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/238572 Mommie found homes for the other two kitties today!! She is so happy, but, not near as happy as I ... Mommie found homes for the other two kitties today!! She is so happy, but, not near as happy as I am!!! I can go into MY bathroom again! Ta da! Now she is going to try to tame the other two wild kittens and find homes for them. So, far, she has found a home for four kitties and Mama Cat! Good Mommie! Purr-rrrr........]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/238313 Wed, 29 Nov 2006 07:52:47 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/238313 I am so-ooo glad that I am not an outdoor cat anymore! It is so-ooo cold outside that you cold fre ... I am so-ooo glad that I am not an outdoor cat anymore! It is so-ooo cold outside that you cold freeze your tail off!!!! If you have a tail....I don't. Hm-mmm, do you suppose that is what happened to my tail? When I was living outside, did I freeze it off? OH NO!!! That is a horrible thing! Well, in that case I guess I need to forgive my Mommie for bringing those kittens in while it is below freezing out there. She caught three more kitties and brought them in. They are in her master bathroom and I must say, I was not the least bit happy with that. But, I do understand how she is. She went downtown on Monday with the three kitties and took them into businesses along main street to find people for them. It was so cold, only 4 degrees. She thought she would freeze to death but, she didn't care. She walked into the bank and this lady got that "I gotta have it" look on her face and she adopted one of the kitties! Mommie came home with the other two and she cried because she couldn't find homes for them. So, until the weather breaks, the kitties will live in our bathroom. Keep your fingers crossed and purr-lease say a prayer for them. I love our Mommie!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/236349 Fri, 24 Nov 2006 10:58:43 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/236349 I guess I should be ashamed of myself. Mommie went out and took food to the yard kitties again this ... I guess I should be ashamed of myself. Mommie went out and took food to the yard kitties again this morning. I was sitting in the window watching them play. Mommie opened the window just a little bit, so I could visit with them, because I always sit and purr when I watch them. Well, this morning, I wasn't in a very good mood. The orange kitty stuck his paw up to me and I tried to reach out to scratch him! And I hissed! Mommie said I am not such a good neighbor and told me I am bad. I am not bad, I just get tired of sharing my Mommie with them. She's mine...well, mine and whatsernames...Mawsie. I can't do anything about Mawse but, I can try to run them other little boogers out of here, before I have to share her with them, too!!!!! Okay, it wasn't nice.....I will not do it again....maybe.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/235993 Thu, 23 Nov 2006 10:55:18 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/235993 Mommie has been so-ooo busy this morning, cooking and cleaning and cooking some more! We cats, Maws ... Mommie has been so-ooo busy this morning, cooking and cleaning and cooking some more! We cats, Mawsie and I like to be underfoot, mostly Mawsie 'cuz if a little morsel drops on the floor, she is first to grab it. Nevermind that I don't even really like most people food. And she could have it anyway as far as I am concerned. Well, in the spirit of Thanksgiving, I was a very nice cat to my sissy Mawse. She was stupid enough to go into the pantry (and she calls me Stupid!) when Mom got some stuff out of there, but, Mommie didn't notice that Mawse had gone in, too. I saw, though...heh...heh...heh. I wasn't going to say anything but, beings as how it is Thanksgiving, I thought, what the heck! I went over to the door and peered under the door. I finally got Mom's attention and she came to open the door. Out struts Mawse like, "Ha, I meant to do that!" And guess what? Not even a thank you on Thanksgiving day. Well! Snort! Bah Humbug....Oh,...... that's for Christmas, right? Whatever. She goes in again and she is on her own! I wouldn't tell Santa Claws now, even if she begged me to. In fact, I just might tell him she hasn't got a lick of manners! And what does he think of that? I wish she would go in again......]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/235624 Wed, 22 Nov 2006 12:43:11 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/235624 I am getting pretty upset around here. They don't love me any more! All they want to do is paint a ... I am getting pretty upset around here. They don't love me any more! All they want to do is paint and fix on this house. This house does not need anything like I do. I ne-eeeed some love! Mommie does all the work and then she won't hardly play. They were sitting in the computer room last night at about midnight and I went to all the trouble to drag my string in there, clear from the frontroom. Did she pick it up right away and have fun with me? NO! She did not. So, I gave a little sigh and went back in the other room and laid down all by myself. *sigh....i'm lonely......* sigh.... They were in there and I heard them come out and suddenly Mom said to Daddy, "Oh, look, Bob....(that's his name) Dancer brought her string clear in here. How cute! I guess I better take some time to play with her." Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy!!! It worked! She is a good Mommie. I gave her some rubs 'cuz she just looked like she needed them. She is so very awfully tired and so is poor old Daddy. But, so far today things look pretty good. They moved all the furniture back and the appliances to the kitchen and utility room. There is no more painting going on and Mommy is doing some cooking and Daddy is taking a nap. Maybe, just maybe, there will be lots of time for me tonight! I would be ever so thankful! Oh, and HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL OF YOU!!!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/233179 Thu, 16 Nov 2006 10:22:10 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/233179 Mommie kept reading about all the cats having fun with Q-Tips, so last night she gave me two of my v ... Mommie kept reading about all the cats having fun with Q-Tips, so last night she gave me two of my very own. Wow! That is al I have to say...WOW! I just have never had so darn much fun! What a neat little toy. You have got to see my new pictures of me and my Q-tip! I played and played till I played myself out! Darn near as good as catnip...well, maybe NOT that good! But, I would sure like to have some more. I will be extra cute and lead her to the bath area where she got those things last night. Maybe she has some more! Gosh, that's fun!!!!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/232924 Wed, 15 Nov 2006 16:13:15 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/232924 I have been migh-T patient around here while Mommie and Daddy are painting and doing weird things to ... I have been migh-T patient around here while Mommie and Daddy are painting and doing weird things to our house. But, I am running out of patience. I want to play! I want to do my diary! I want ...um...Something! What, I don't know, but, I am tired of being ignored. I am cute. Remember? I am sweet and I deserve an audience. I deserve to do my diary. My fans will miss me. And last night just before bedtime, I got flipped up-side-down like a dead mackeral and got my toenails trimmed! Again. I hate that!!!! And the only good part was that she did Mawsie's too...first. Ha ha. I heard her say to Daddy that since they were going to town and leaving us cats in the house, she better trim nails or there would be fur flying while they were gone. Ha! The only fur flying would be Mawse's, 'cuz I got her buffaloed, almost. And while we are on the subject, that's another thing....they left us alone again today. I hate that too!!!! Snort! I am definitely running out of patience here.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/231658 Sun, 12 Nov 2006 17:58:42 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/231658 It's just been one of those lazy days....just a day to nap and nap some more. Mommie was being a sm ... It's just been one of those lazy days....just a day to nap and nap some more. Mommie was being a smarty pants and she put another slide show on of me napping. Ha! As if that is all I do! Heck, I spend a good paart of the day bugging Mawse. And the evening is spent bugging Mommie to play with me. In fact, it is awfully close to that time....7 P.M. sharp!!! Gotta go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/231015 Sat, 11 Nov 2006 02:58:46 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/231015 My purr-son is so silly sometimes. Sometimes I think she is part cat! Everybody knows cats keep ... My purr-son is so silly sometimes. Sometimes I think she is part cat! Everybody knows cats keep odd hours....sleeping all day and wanting to stay up all night. Well, they got nuthin' on my Mom. Guess who is up at 3 A.M., this morning? You got it...the old gal. Well, a cat needs to take full advantage of situations like this. I got her all to myself, without old crabby Mawse buttin' in. So, I moseyed over to the computer where she was sitting with her cup of coffee....and I flopped down, rolled over onto my back and showed the delicious part she loves to pet! My softer than velvet, fluffy little tummy...(Okay, so it's not so little!) And then I rolled up my toes in that cute little way she cannot resist! I blew her a kiss with my sweet pink mouth and she said, "Ah-hhh, Dancer, you are so cute." (Works every time!) Pretty soon I was up on her lap getting all the hugs and kisses a cat needs at 3 A.M. in the morning! I was purring so loud, I dang near stripped my gears. So, I kinda like it that my purr-son is part cat. Works for me! Purr-rrrr-rrr-rrr-rrrr.....zzzz-zzzz.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/229593 Tue, 7 Nov 2006 15:27:39 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/229593 I really do have my doubts as to my human's sanity at times. They do the dangest, dumbest things I ... I really do have my doubts as to my human's sanity at times. They do the dangest, dumbest things I have ever seen! I knew something was up...Ma started taking all the pretty pictures that are on the wall down. Now, I thought that was kinda odd as they just moved here and she just put the pictures up!!! Go figure. Daddy hauled in a big thingy with steps on it and pretty soon Ma was on it and getting up and down, up and down....and she was smearing some brown stuff on the wall!!! She got one wall done and was standing there oohing and aahing, saying that it looks so pretty!!! Huh? I thought it just looked like the same old wall, different color. Oh. Mawsie said it was a ladder that they hauled in and the stuff on the wall is paint. Oh. I said, "What is the point in the paint?" "There is no point in paint," says an exasperated Mawse. "That's what I am trying to say...." I says. Mawse said, "You are beyond stupid." Well, all I can say is that it sure doesn't take much to please some people!!!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/228557 Sun, 5 Nov 2006 18:06:35 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/228557 Please help if you can. Mommie just put three adoptable kitties on our site. They are all adorable ... Please help if you can. Mommie just put three adoptable kitties on our site. They are all adorable and desparately need homes before winter sets in. Montana weather in the winter can be very cruel to small animals. Sometimes it gets to be 30 BELOW. Years ago, when Mommie was a child, she saw the results of weather like that on an abandoned cat. The ears were frozen off and much of the tail, too. Maybe that is why she feels so desparate to find these darling babies a home. And, Mama Cat needs a home too. She is a great mouser and loves her babies to pieces. She waits to eat, letting them get their fill. She is full of love. It took nearly a month for her to trust Mommie enough to let her pet her. Now, she loves her affection as much as the babies! Mom will get a picture of her and put her on here, too. These kitties are darling and love to be held. They sing some mighty loud tunes and let you know they love you and appreciate your caring. Mommie said she will be glad to drive part ways if you are not close to her area of Townsend, Montana. Just so it's in Montana...can't drive to Texas! PLEASE, PLEASE....help us find homes for these babies. They are about 8 weeks old...not too sure of the age, but, they are little. There are some other black kittens too, but, not yet pettable! (Is that a word?) The names of the kitties are: PUMPKIN NOSE DEW DROP AND TANGERINE. PLEASE LOOK AND A SPECIAL THANKS TO CATSTER!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/227820 Fri, 3 Nov 2006 09:00:42 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/227820 Yesterday was such a good day. The little outdoor kitties that my Mommie feeds were out there. Som ... Yesterday was such a good day. The little outdoor kitties that my Mommie feeds were out there. Some of them were peeking in the window. My cat hater Dad...hee hee...put a block of wood under the window so the babies could peek in. I was sitting in the window enjoying their company. It took me back to the time that I had my own babies...and I purred and purred. It brought back the most beautiful memories of my life! I was so happy to have them share some time with me. It brought a little tear to my eye because now I can never have any more babies....but, maybe I can enjoy the little wild kitties Mommie feeds. Mommie will put a couple of pictures in for you to see. Yesterday they got some cod and some chicken mixed inwiththeir food. They loved it! Mama Kitty lets Mommie pet her now and she thinks that is so cool! It took a month for her to trust my Mommie. but, now she knows that Mommie loves her too!!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/226623 Tue, 31 Oct 2006 13:40:39 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/226623 TRICK OR TREAT! Now, I am just wondering how in the devil I can pull a trick on you if I don't get ... TRICK OR TREAT! Now, I am just wondering how in the devil I can pull a trick on you if I don't get a treat? Duh,....that might be kinda hard to do online! You outta see my Mommie today! If she doesn't look kinda funny! She is wearing a black shirt and bright orange sweats! Funny! Maybe she think she is the great pumpkin or something! She even has on some pumpkin earrings She's a silly Mom! She made some cookies for the trick or treaters and she didn't make any with catnip of Mawse and me....dang! Oh, well,....have a fun Halloween!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/226139 Mon, 30 Oct 2006 14:13:00 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/226139 Mommie laid down to take a nap. I thought it would be nice of me to lay near her and keep her nice ... Mommie laid down to take a nap. I thought it would be nice of me to lay near her and keep her nice and warm. It is only about 20 degrees today! Br-rrr! Make ya wish ya was wearin' them long john thingys! Anyway, I got up there alongside her and turned upsidedown and then, nearly fell off. I turned around again...and again. Mommie was mumbling something about no nap...or dead cat or something like that. I was getting a bit disgusted with her petting me and nearly pushing me off the couch. I wasn't getting much of a nap either. M-mmum-bbmmbblee, mumble....no nap, dead Mudder. Well, Humph....gave that idea up. I finally went over to my personal chair where I can at least get some sleep. Mommie is up again, still muttering something about no nap.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/225908 Mon, 30 Oct 2006 05:02:52 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/225908 I am such a lucky girl....I get to be a diary pick for the whole day long! It's always nice to be l ... I am such a lucky girl....I get to be a diary pick for the whole day long! It's always nice to be loved. And appreciated. And besides now I can rub it into my sister and tell her they like me the best!!! Heh, heh, heh....]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/224919 Fri, 27 Oct 2006 15:32:09 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/224919 Mawsie and I were having a sort of civil conversation the other day, which in itself is pretty amazi ... Mawsie and I were having a sort of civil conversation the other day, which in itself is pretty amazing! Mawse said, "You are adopted, you know." "So, what's the big deal, so are you!" "Yeah, but, they picked me 'cuz I am special!" "Well," Dancer said, "I am special, too!" "Not as special as me," says Mawse. "Am, too!" "Am, Not." "Am so!" "NOT! Mff-ff mrr-rrff." said Mawse with a bite of kibbles in her mouth. Dancer said, "Don't talk with your mouth full, you know Mommie hates that!" "Mmm-ffff-tttt," said Mawse and stuck out her tongue with a bunch of chewed up kibbles on it. "Eeeee-yeeewww....you are so sick!" said Dancer. Mawsie swallowed and told her, "You should thank your lucky stars that I let you live in this house!" "Thank you?????????" "You're welcome," said Mawse.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/224365 Thu, 26 Oct 2006 08:41:55 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/224365 My new friend Bella gave me a star this morning! ain't I just a special girl? I am so-ooo happy! ... My new friend Bella gave me a star this morning! ain't I just a special girl? I am so-ooo happy! She is so nice to give me a star. Now I have just as many as Mawsie my big sister! I am dancin'!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/224023 Wed, 25 Oct 2006 11:19:06 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/224023 Mommie was running around the house just getting her poor little self all tired out. She sat on t ... Mommie was running around the house just getting her poor little self all tired out. She sat on the couch to clean a couple of things off of the coffee table and I hurried over. I quickly got on her lap and laid down! I just had to...I HAD TO! If I hadn't of done that, she would have gotten back up right away and done some more work! So, I took it upon myself to make sure that she took a break! Someone has got to take care of these old people and make sure they stay healthy! Hey, she's the one who delivers my groceries, so it is just natural that I would want to take care of her. Oh, and naturally it was because I love her, too! I rolled over and did my cute little bunny feet pose, with my feet up close to my chest. She said, "Aw-www, sweet little Dancer, you are so darn cute!" Then, she picked me up and held me close and gave me a super Mommie hug and a kiss on top of the head.....and plopped me down on the couch and left my fuzzy butt there! "Well!"]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/223947 Wed, 25 Oct 2006 08:25:40 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/223947 Mommie and Daddy have a cell phone. They only got one 'cuz Daddy hates phones. So, when Daddy went ... Mommie and Daddy have a cell phone. They only got one 'cuz Daddy hates phones. So, when Daddy went to Loma for a few days, he had to take the phone in case of emergency. So....that left Mommie with no phone...no internet...and she couldn't write in our diaries! So, we all had to suffer! I see I was one of the diary picks for the day. I am a lucky girl! Rocky Ann sent congrats to me...she is so purdy and so nice! Anyway, Mommie is still suffering from withdrawals. She about went nuts not being able to get online! Poor Mommie! So, today, we will catch up on our diaries and have a good time on the computer. She has already been shopping on Ebay. She is almost looking normal now...after her lo-ooong drought! Thanks, Catster! I will try to be worthy of the honor of being a diary pick.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/221932 Fri, 20 Oct 2006 07:29:37 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/221932 The new kitty loves her new home with Aunt Dee Dee! and Aunt Dee Dee loves her new kitty! They ... The new kitty loves her new home with Aunt Dee Dee! and Aunt Dee Dee loves her new kitty! They named her Coonie 'cuz she has a tail like a raccoon! She is boss of the house already! Well sorta. Anyway, everybody is happy! And the baby has a full tummy and is nice and warm. There are some angels out there. Thanks, Aunt Dee Dee for giving the baby a home!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/221262 Wed, 18 Oct 2006 21:49:44 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/221262 Well, we got a really big surprise this morning. Mommie and Daddy have been feeding the wild cats ... Well, we got a really big surprise this morning. Mommie and Daddy have been feeding the wild cats next door and they thought there were about 5 or 6, but, Daddy said this morning there looked like there was a tiny gray one. Well, there was...as a matter of fact, there was also a tiny orange one and a tiny black one too. Three baby kitties now to worry about! They are pretty skinny and so very hungry. So, Mama called her sucker sister and told her of the plight. That there were three baby kitties over there too and what was she going to do? (Works every time.) Sister Dee Dee said, well, she would take the gray one if Mommie could catch it. So, Mommie cooked up some eggs and burger and went over there. The little gray one almost came to meet her and loved the smell of Mom's home cooking!!! Mom sat it down and reached in for a bite for the kitty and gave it to her. She backed up, but, when she smelled it, she came over in a hurry! She loved the chow!! So, Mommie gave her a bit more and then she reached down and petted the little one. She didn't seem to mind one tiny bit! Pretty soon, after several mouthfuls, Mommie reached down and picked up the baby! Then, she made a fast walk to the garage where the cat holder is. Daddy got it real quick and she put the little gray kitty inside. She wasn't really wanting to go, but, there she was....inside and ready for her trip to her new home. Mommie got a couple of scratches, but, the kitty didn't mean to, it was just scared. So, then, they made a trip to Aunt Dee Dee's and when they drove up, Mommie said, "I've got a present for you!" That kitty doesn't know that this is the luckiest day of it's life! She has several other cats and they are all perfectly spoiled rotten! She loves her kitties!!! Well, I know Mommie. There are two other tiny ones over there and she won't be happy till she finds homes for them all!!! She hopes to get homes for all of the cats before winter sets in. My Mommie is so sweet! And so is Aunt Dee Dee!!!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/221047 Tue, 17 Oct 2006 21:11:49 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/221047 Mommie calls me all kinds of silly nicknames. Dancer Prancer, Peeky Girl, Fuzzy Butt... Mawsie, m ... Mommie calls me all kinds of silly nicknames. Dancer Prancer, Peeky Girl, Fuzzy Butt... Mawsie, my rotten sister, calls me Stupid. Daddy calls me.......... Um-mmm.... Mommie calls me Bubbles and Balloon. Mawse calls me Stupid. Daddy calls me...... Um-mmm..... Mommie calls me Sweetie Pie, Baby Girl.... And, yeah, that stinky Mawsie call me Stupid. Daddy calls me....hey, does Daddy ever call me anything? He doesn't even call me for dinner!!!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/220779 Tue, 17 Oct 2006 09:11:31 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/220779 Mommie just read a story about this 13 year old dog that saved his master from a fire. It was so s ... Mommie just read a story about this 13 year old dog that saved his master from a fire. It was so sad. The cat knocked over a candle that started the fire. Then, he brought the lady her prosthetic leg and the phone so she could call for help. She got out and the dog went back in to save the cat, and both of them died. How very sad that was. What a beautiful animal. One of those angels sent down to take care of us. Please, remember to be very careful if you use candles. We love you!!!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/220544 Mon, 16 Oct 2006 17:17:12 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/220544 It is really white out there. Where is my pretty blue sky? I miss it!!! It has been so rainy and ... It is really white out there. Where is my pretty blue sky? I miss it!!! It has been so rainy and cold today, that I didn't even bug my Mommie to go outside once. I didn't want to get my feet wet! Mommie says she feels sorry for the wild cats outside. I do too. I know what it is like to be out there when it is rainy and cold. I wish we could invite them in, but, Mawsie is such a turkey, she would be mean to them. She'd have a big hissy, snarling, ugly, rotten, mean fit! Sometimes I think she wishes she was the only cat in the world. I wish she were the only cat in Timbucktoo and it was really cold there and maybe her big, mean mouth would freeze shut!!! Ha ha ha, hee ha, (Hic*) snort, sneeze!! * ! Dang, that would be furr-ific!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/219687 Sat, 14 Oct 2006 13:30:46 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/219687 Poopy Doo. Mommie was in such a big hurry to leave this morning so they could go to town, she co ... Poopy Doo. Mommie was in such a big hurry to leave this morning so they could go to town, she couldn't even finish my diary! So now, she gets back and I don't see one little thing for me!! That takes a lot of nerve!!! No cat food, no catnip, no NOTHING! Well, I'm hurt. Not only did I have to stay in this house by myself with Miss Monster herself, (my sister Mawse) but, I didn't even get a little treat! Phooey! Fine. No purrs and trills for her! Then smarty pants Daddy, who thinks he's atotal comedian, says to me...."Whatsamatter? Cat got your tongue?" Oh, ha ha. Funny. Fine, I'm not talking to him either.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/219557 Sat, 14 Oct 2006 06:43:21 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/219557 I DID IT! I DID IT!!!! I DID IT!!! Today is the day. I finally reached 5000 looks on my page!!! ... I DID IT! I DID IT!!!! I DID IT!!! Today is the day. I finally reached 5000 looks on my page!!! Talk about excitement!!! I am totally dancing. I am doing a cha-cha and a rhumba and a jig or two! Thanks everybody for peeking at my page!!! I will write more later on. Mommie think she is too busy right now to write down all I want to say. 5000 looks.......BEYOND COOL!!!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/219411 Fri, 13 Oct 2006 17:26:50 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/219411 10.... 9.... 8.... 7.... 6.... 5.... 4.... 3.... 2.... 5000 Looks on my site....ONLY 9 MORE ... 10.... 9.... 8.... 7.... 6.... 5.... 4.... 3.... 2.... 5000 Looks on my site....ONLY 9 MORE T GO! I am so-ooo excited!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/219277 Fri, 13 Oct 2006 11:02:08 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/219277 Mommie got busy and put some neat spooky Halloween pictures on for your viewing pleasure. Be sure ... Mommie got busy and put some neat spooky Halloween pictures on for your viewing pleasure. Be sure to look! I don't know why a cat is supposed to be the big hero and kill bugs around this place? I do not like to touch the darn things, let alone put one in my mouth to kill, just to satisfy one person here, who shall go unnamed. I will not do it. I wasn't born to kill bugs. Hunting yes, but, never ever bugs. They stink to high heaven! And they are scary looking!!! I hate bugs! She wants it dead, that is her problem. Not mine. Period.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/219039 Thu, 12 Oct 2006 19:47:54 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/219039 Well, I am getting pretty disgusted! Mommie knows that it is play time at exactly 8 PM! So, here ... Well, I am getting pretty disgusted! Mommie knows that it is play time at exactly 8 PM! So, here I sit, waiting, not so patiently, for my turn to play! And, so far, NOTHING!!! What is with this woman? She knows we have a schedule and how very important it is to keep a schedule!!! She has been listing on Ebay and so why is that more important than our play time? Well, I will make one more run at her when she comes out to the kitchen and remind her. Then, if she choses not to listen, it is under the feet and between the legs I go!!! That always gets her attention!!!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/218568 Wed, 11 Oct 2006 18:34:58 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/218568 I haven't seen a Zealie yet. I wonder what they look like? Mawsie says that our Mommie won't buy ... I haven't seen a Zealie yet. I wonder what they look like? Mawsie says that our Mommie won't buy us any. I wonder if I use my cute stuff on her if it will work? Will she buy some for us then? I wonder why she won't buy any? Mawsie says she is a cheapskate. I wonder what a cheapskate is? I wonder what a Zealie is? I wonder if I should get off this computer before Mommie sees what Mawsie said!!! Opps....she is headed in this direct.....]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/217888 Tue, 10 Oct 2006 06:46:32 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/217888 I got a star!!! Rocky Ann sent us a star! Mawsie got one too! Our very first stars! I am so exci ... I got a star!!! Rocky Ann sent us a star! Mawsie got one too! Our very first stars! I am so excited I am doing a cha-cha! A GREAT BIG thank you to Rocky Ann.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/217716 Mon, 9 Oct 2006 18:36:44 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/217716 Catster has been mighty busy! They have all kinds of new things. Even the account page is nicer! ... Catster has been mighty busy! They have all kinds of new things. Even the account page is nicer! Thanks, Catster for all your hard work! They also have some new good stuff called STARS & ZEALIES. they are some fun thingys that you can give your friends and the Stars last forever! I haven't gotten one of them yet, but, if I am a very good girl, maybe someday I will!!! I sure hope I do!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/217200 Sun, 8 Oct 2006 16:39:26 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/217200 I am mighty gabby today, aren't I? Mommie is mad at me again! Every time I go outside now, I keep ... I am mighty gabby today, aren't I? Mommie is mad at me again! Every time I go outside now, I keep wa-aaay ahead of her and take off like a speeding great dane! That's onlyest 'cuz I want to stay out and she wants me to go back inside!!! I WANT TO BE OUTSIDE! I saw that she got some kind of bottle thingy and brought it out with her after I took off! Mawsie said, "You're in hot water now!" I asked her why? She said, "Do you know what is in that bottle that Mommie is carrying?" "No." "Well," she said, "It's water, Stupid, and you better get your fluffy butt in the house or you are going to look like a drowned rat!" ~*~!!!! WATER? * * !!! * ~* I HATE WATER! It took me about 2 1/2 seconds to get inside! And I am still dry.....whew*!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/217051 Sun, 8 Oct 2006 09:30:41 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/217051 I just looked at my page and it won't be long till I have 5000 looks on my page!!! 5000 LOOKS!!! ... I just looked at my page and it won't be long till I have 5000 looks on my page!!! 5000 LOOKS!!! That's really a lot! I'm a feelin' mighty special! Today is just one of those 'goodie!' days that make me feel good all over! First I am one of the diary pics and then I am almost to 5000 looks on my very own little page. And to top it all off, Mawsie hasn't even pounded my fluffy little bottom once today! I'm sure a lucky cat!!!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/216958 Sun, 8 Oct 2006 04:15:40 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/216958 Imagine that! I am one of the diary picks for the day! A little cat from the sticks and I am one ... Imagine that! I am one of the diary picks for the day! A little cat from the sticks and I am one of the diary picks!! Ha Ha and I am a poet cat too! I was so excited I made Mommie get up at 4:30 AM to check it out. She is busy typing all this out for me. She looks a bit fuzzy around the edges this early in the morning. Some sort of fog like a howling old dog! Ha ha! More poetry! I think my best bet would have been to let her stay in bed...cause looking at her, she appears half dead. Better drink more coffee right away, 'cuz I am ready to play! Oh oh, she's got that look on her face. I am outta here!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/216763 Sat, 7 Oct 2006 15:02:21 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/216763 I finally figured out what I am going to dress up as for Halloween! I am going to be a dog! That ... I finally figured out what I am going to dress up as for Halloween! I am going to be a dog! That will be unusual! I can be a very ugly dog, with great big teeth. I can scratch and itch like I have fleas! I can get a really stupid look like a hound dog. Onlyist problem is, I don't know how to bark!!!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/215911 Thu, 5 Oct 2006 12:12:10 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/215911 Mommie says it is almost Halloween.... whatever that is. She seems to be pretty excited about it. ... Mommie says it is almost Halloween.... whatever that is. She seems to be pretty excited about it. She says she likes to dress up and have fun. She says she is not sure what she wants to be this year. Well, as old as she is and if she hasn't figured out what she wants to be....she's in trouble, BIG TIME!!! I wonder if senility is a major factor in her case? I wonder if by dressing up, she means getting out of her old comfy robe? Daddy would like that, I'm sure. She says she wishes she were a little kid again so she could go trick-or-treating. She loves chocolate so much it is almost an obsession! Well, if trick or-treating means you get to have all your favorite things, then, I am going with her! I WANT CATNIP!!! Hm-mmm...I wonder what I can dress up as????]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/215318 Wed, 4 Oct 2006 06:19:29 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/215318 We got Halloween rosettes from Miss Muppet! Just wanna say, THANK YOU, MISS MUPPET! Mommie put Hal ... We got Halloween rosettes from Miss Muppet! Just wanna say, THANK YOU, MISS MUPPET! Mommie put Halloween backgrounds on our sites today. They look really cool! Mommie is trying to fix mine up 'cuz my cursor is all gone. I hate it when that happens! I heard something about they are gonna go to town today. Egads! I have to stay alone with Mawsie. She is so grumpy. she would be a good Halloween cat 'cuz she is so scary!!! She should have been born a black cat. She is mean. I guess I will just go find a good hidey hole till they get back home.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/215053 Tue, 3 Oct 2006 15:06:27 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/215053 Mommie worked so-ooo hard doing mynew slides that she was pooped!! And, so was I! So, she lay dow ... Mommie worked so-ooo hard doing mynew slides that she was pooped!! And, so was I! So, she lay down on the couch to take a nice nap. Well, here was this nice warm body just going to waste, so I leaped up on top of her. Liked ta scared her to death, poor old woman! I felt bad about that, so I gave her a nice massage, working the sore spots out on her side. She was mumbling something about 'not getting much of a nap around here,' so, I figured that the nice massage had made her quite happy. Then, I cuddled up real close and naturally I expected that she would have to pet me....It's in the Book! She did her job and I had the bestest nap ever. But, unfortunately, she mumbled some things, that a kitten my age has no business hearing and had the nerve to push me off the couch and get up! I really wasn't done with my beauty rest! Wow, talk about crabby! They get like that you know. Especially when they get older. And she is really older....and really, really crabby!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/214334 Mon, 2 Oct 2006 07:16:50 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/214334 Mommie got up at about 6:30 this morning. She picked me up so very carefully, and just loved me up ... Mommie got up at about 6:30 this morning. She picked me up so very carefully, and just loved me up something fierce!!! I got lots of pets and some special head kisses, (her form of headbutts!) and some sweet talk and more kisses and pets. I like the way she picks me up. She is so careful. Since I am a manx and sometimes we have problems with our backs, she always picks me up by sliding her arm underneath my legs to make sure it doesn't hurt my back. She even did all this before she had her morning cup of coffee! I love my Mommie. She makes me feel special!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/214134 Sun, 1 Oct 2006 17:22:50 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/214134 Do you want to hear a cat joke? Okay, here goes....Two cats were sitting on a fence and one cat sa ... Do you want to hear a cat joke? Okay, here goes....Two cats were sitting on a fence and one cat said to the other, "Wanna meet my Pa?" Then, he held up his foot. Ha ha ha ahahahhahaaaa...snickle, snort!** Oh. Mawsie said that isn't funny. I hate Mawsie.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/213568 Sat, 30 Sep 2006 09:42:20 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/213568 Mommie is so funny! She really tries hard to make sure the spelling is right when I have her do my ... Mommie is so funny! She really tries hard to make sure the spelling is right when I have her do my diary. But, yesterday she had poisoness spelled wrong. It came out poin-sonous. Pray tell, what does that mean? We just looked out our window and two of those wild cats are out there having breakfast on Mom. I am surprised she didn't catch them and bring them in. That is how I got my home. I came for a snack at Mom's Cafe and next thing I knew, I was in a cage and then, in Daddy's shop! It was just like magic! One minute I was a homeless cat and the next I had a Mommie and a Daddy and a nice place to live!! Cool, huh? By the way, in case you didn't read my diary yesterday, I got a new group called MANX BUTTZ!!! If you're a manx please join us!!!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/213090 Fri, 29 Sep 2006 07:18:30 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/213090 I got a new group!!! and it's mine! Mawsie can't join my group 'cuz it's just for manx kitties!! ... I got a new group!!! and it's mine! Mawsie can't join my group 'cuz it's just for manx kitties!! Ha ha, Mawsie! If you would like to join my group or know another manx kitty, it is called MANX BUTTZ. It is a group just to show off what unique traits we have, no tails! And it would be especially nice, if you would add a pic for the group pictures. Make sure it is a hind shot so everyone an see how wonderful you are! Also, there is so great info on manx cats, PLUS my Mommie put in a link about what house plants are poisonous to cats. Be sure to have your human person read it if you have lots of plants at your house. We don't want anything to happen to dear you! I hope to see your picture on my new site. Every manx on Catster is welcome!!!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/212512 Wed, 27 Sep 2006 18:02:46 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/212512 We just chatted with Miss Muppet! She is the prettiest cat on Catster! I am so glad she is my fri ... http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/210961 Sun, 24 Sep 2006 09:13:58 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/210961 Mommie told on me. She put in a new video of my deer and me. I am so-oooo embarrassed! Purr-leas ... Mommie told on me. She put in a new video of my deer and me. I am so-oooo embarrassed! Purr-lease don't tell on me. I am a bad girl. I have a terrible secret...I have a deer fetish. Mommie, I may never, ever forgive you!!!!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/210722 Sat, 23 Sep 2006 17:08:35 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/210722 This morning Mommie opened the door and I rushed outside and she hollared at me. I knew I was in ... This morning Mommie opened the door and I rushed outside and she hollared at me. I knew I was in really big trouble so I just kept going! She shut the door. Hm-mmmm.....OHMIGAWDWHATISTHIS!!!! My feet were wet...soppy wet! EGADS!!!! OH NO! I hate to have my feet wet. I hate to have even one toenail wet. All five toenails on BOTH feet were wet. What a revolting developement this was. Mommie!!!!!! Open the door, purr-lease! I will come back in, I promise! I will never ever do that again....EVER EVER! (Promises are made in dire circumstances, ya know.) At least I will be a lot more careful when I sneak past her and run out the door. Finally she opened the door and I ran in like a pack of wild, hungry, crazed dogs were on my heels, EEE-YYEEEEWWWW!!!! How dreadful! My feet were wet. YUK! I stuck one of them up and made a little starfishy and wiped it dry. Then dried the other one off and went to my favorite chair and laid down. How disgusting can life get? Wet feet. Me-owl be more careful in the future.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/210133 Fri, 22 Sep 2006 08:02:16 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/210133 Well, I don't know what the dickens is going on here, but, I tell you, people are really, really we ... Well, I don't know what the dickens is going on here, but, I tell you, people are really, really weired! It all started this morning about 7 AM. Daddy started messing around with that big boxy thingy that Mommie cooks in. Pretty soon, he got it away from the wall, and then he drug it out to the middle of the floor. It isn't much good for anything but the cooking of food that Mommie does. I considered maybe it might be used for a scratching post but, the sides were much too slick! He got this big thingy and moved it out the door! Now what are we gonna do for food around here? Well, then, I heard a bunch of crashing and banging...such a lot of noise! Scared me and Mawsie! We went and hid. Well, I just couldn't stand the suspense, I had to go look to see what the weird human people were up to now. And, guess what? Daddy had brought another one of those boxy thingys inside. Now how darn many of those do we need? Does that mean Mommie will cook twice the amount of food? Or is one of them just for Mawsie and me? Yippee!!!!!!!!!! Our own thingy for cooking! Mommie washed it up and she seemed to be pretty excited! Whatever for? It's not good for a scratching post or anything! It sure doesn't take much for a human people to get excited! Silly Mommie! Now, throw a bit of catnip in it and you got something! Maybe some chicken too....I like chicken. I like Mommie, but, I think she is weird. Well, who knows, if that makes her happy.... She made some comment about the thingy being self-cleaning. Well, humph, so am I and does that make me special? And it has a smooth top. What is a smooth top, pray tell? Mine is smooth after I get done washing it. Oh, well, just as long as she keeps doing the human thing and puts out the goodies! (But, .....she is still weird.)]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/209748 Thu, 21 Sep 2006 10:17:33 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/209748 Mawsie said I shouldn't be such a whiney, baby p00py pants because not every body wants to be my f ... Mawsie said I shouldn't be such a whiney, baby p00py pants because not every body wants to be my friend! She said there are thousands of cats here on Catster and many, MANY of them are much cuter than me....and nicer too! Well~! Fine. Mommie thinks I am cute! And I think I am nice. So there!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/209214 Wed, 20 Sep 2006 07:50:25 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/209214 My friend Amber sent me a rosette! Boy, am I lucky to have a friend like that! She is a pretty bla ... My friend Amber sent me a rosette! Boy, am I lucky to have a friend like that! She is a pretty black manx. If you want to she has a club called the FUSSBUDGET Club. It is for fussy cats. Mawse, my sister joined but, I am just not the fussbudget type. I am much too sweet! So, you can look in the Catster groups and see her group there. She's a super lucky cat! She has a little boy. I don't have one of those. I don't have a little girl either. I just have my old Mommie. Rea-aaallllyyy OLD Mommie. I feel so much better havng a friend like Amber. Life is good.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/208747 Tue, 19 Sep 2006 07:20:28 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/208747 I GOT A NEW FRIEND!!!! SOMEBODY LIKES ME! ... I GOT A NEW FRIEND!!!! SOMEBODY LIKES ME!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/208611 Mon, 18 Sep 2006 19:34:04 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/208611 I'm feeling kinda bad tonight. Mommie and me have been busy asking people to be friends. But, no ... I'm feeling kinda bad tonight. Mommie and me have been busy asking people to be friends. But, no one has joined my group of friends. I am feeling kinda lonely and sad because nobody wants to be my friend. Sure hope somebody does. Boohooo-ooooo....sob. sniff~snort! sneeze..... poo-ooor little me. Wonder why nobody likes me?]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/207864 Sun, 17 Sep 2006 08:33:09 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/207864 Mommie asked me if she could write in my diary today and since she asked so sweetly, I told her, g ... Mommie asked me if she could write in my diary today and since she asked so sweetly, I told her, go ahead, Mommie! I don't usually ask to write in my little girl's diaries, but, I have had some thoughts here that I wanted to share. My cats are so special to me. They are my little babies that always give me love and affection. They don't ask for much in their daily lives.....a bit of food and water, a bit of love. For such a meager fee they give me so much in return. I get the satisfaction that someone loves me just the way I am, unconditionally. That even the days that I am a "bad Mother" that they still love me anyway. And I get small hugs and kisses on the chin in thanks for the little I do. They don't care if I am not purr-fect, nor do they care if my hair is not combed 'just so'. They think I am wonderful in my old robe or a fancy dress. They never say bad things to hurt my feelings, or tell me I should have done this or that. They just love me each and every day, for the love I give to them. I know that if I didn't feed them one day, or pet them, they would surely forgive me and let me know the love is there forever. That no matter what I did or do in our time together, they would continue their love and share my life with me. They would make the "bad days" better for me. The terrible days, bearable, as they have done and continue to do, asking so little in return. Sometimes I wish people were more like cats. I love my little girls, Dancin' Girl and Mawse.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/207301 Fri, 15 Sep 2006 17:15:39 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/207301 Okay, so I am being a bit of a butthead here, but, I want to brag just a little bit and rub it into ... Okay, so I am being a bit of a butthead here, but, I want to brag just a little bit and rub it into my big, mean sister, Mawsie that I have more friends then she does....I have also been corralled more times and pretty soon I will have just as many looks on my page!!!! And she has been here lots longer than I have! Na ner nan er nannner!! Ha ha heeheee...giggle, snort! That always ticks her off!!! I know I shouldn't be that way, but, all I wanted was a nice sister cat who loved me too. Yeah, she would love to totally annihilate me! I still wear a nice little scar between my eyes that she deposited with great care one fine day. I would still like to be friends with her, but, knowing that is beyond impossible, I will just be the biggest pain in the butt that I am capable of. She stomped me so many times that her stomper ought to be worn out, but, unfortunately, it's not. Wish it was! I like to hide behind corners and jump out and make a scary face and hiss real loud! She hates that! But, then, she hates everything about me....especially the fact that I am so cute! So, I am glad I have more friends...(No wonder!) and I am glad I have been corralled more often....(I'm sweet!) and one of these fine days, I will also have more looks on my page. Ta da!!!!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/206612 Thu, 14 Sep 2006 07:00:11 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/206612 I got to go outside yesterday for a long time. It was so much fun! I went under the porch and ov ... I got to go outside yesterday for a long time. It was so much fun! I went under the porch and over to the wood pile. I ate some grass and just had the best time! Now guess what? Mommie says it is supposed to snow on Saturday! What is this? I don't much like snow. It makes my little feet cold! It reminds me of when I had to live outside al the time and it was always cold and awful. I DO NOT WANT SNOW. Give me more days of sunshine and warm soft winds to blow through my hair. DO NOT GIVE ME SNOW. The wind is cool this morning and I don't think I will ask to go outside. And if it snows on Saturday, I think I will wait till springtime to go outside again!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/205625 Mon, 11 Sep 2006 19:28:50 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/205625 Hey, have you ever had real, live, fresh from the garden catnip? Life is go-ooood! I had some to ... Hey, have you ever had real, live, fresh from the garden catnip? Life is go-ooood! I had some tonight! My very first ever! I went through so many mood changes that I thought I was triplets!!!! I was so silly and funny and did my little dance thingy, and I tossed it in the air and caught it and then, for some reason, I decided my dear Mommie had ticked me off! So, I reared up in the air and tackled her hand....did the boxing thing re-eeeal good. Then, I decided I was still havin' fun, ya know. Wo-oooww. This is some cool stuff. Really, really cooo-ooool! My aunt Dee Dee sent me some from her house. I must remember to give her a nice rub the next time she comes over to visit. I usually just ignore her a bit and she tries to get my attention. But, I am such a turkey that I like to tease he r and pretend she isn't there. I like her a lot, but, I also like to tease her. Hee hee. Well, I gotta go now. Mawsie dropped her catnip and didn't mutilate hers like I did, and I wanna be first to get the rest of it!!! See ya after the party!!!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/205089 Sun, 10 Sep 2006 16:05:03 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/205089 I asked Mommie to write this for me. Last night I was in one of the bedrooms, looking out the win ... I asked Mommie to write this for me. Last night I was in one of the bedrooms, looking out the window. Daddy had gotten up and he heard a bunch of noise, but, he didn't come to see what the problem was. He told Mommie that something must have scared me really bad, because there was a lot of commotion. So, Mommie looked this morning to see if there was any problem. The only thing she could see, was that Daddy had opened the window and they are covered with blinds. Mommie always makes sure that the ends are out of the way, so Mawsie and me can't get caught in the string! Daddy didn't think about that and they are pretty sure that is what happened. I'm not talking. But, purr-lease tell your people to make sure the blinds do not have strings that can choke your kitty. It would be a terrible way to die, getting hung with a string by the neck. Or if your people were gone a long time, and you got caught by a paw or leg, you might have to have one of them amputated. It would be a terrible, terrible thing!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/203807 Thu, 7 Sep 2006 09:23:57 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/203807 This really happened, honest! Ma and Pa went fishing yesterday and saw a one legged pheasant! It ... This really happened, honest! Ma and Pa went fishing yesterday and saw a one legged pheasant! It hopped across the road in front of them. Daddy said, "What the...!" It hurried as fast as it could go. They saw a baby bullsnake too. Now, you probably won't believe me, but, I never, ever tell stories! They saw a baby rattlesnake, too! I wish I would have been there! I would have torn it limb to limb.....um-mmm, okay, so they don't have limbs. Er-rrr....I would have beaten it to a bloody pulp. I would have thrown it over my shoulder and made it beg for mercy! I would have chewed it into a million pieces! I would have been the hero of the day! I, um-mmm....would have made mincemeat pie out of it.....YUCK! "Mawsie, what did you say?" "I would not have run off like a scared jackrabbit!!!!" I'm brave. Sorta. "Ma-aaaaa, Mawsie is picking on me, again!"]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/203481 Wed, 6 Sep 2006 14:11:32 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/203481 Mommie was laying down taking a nap, they do that when they are old, ya know. Anyway, She looked s ... Mommie was laying down taking a nap, they do that when they are old, ya know. Anyway, She looked so comfortable that I just had to jump up and say hi. Ooops! I didn't mean to jump so hard! I hit her square in the belly with my little hard head and woke her up. But, she didn't hollar at me, she just started petting me. I think she loves me a lot.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/203340 Wed, 6 Sep 2006 08:36:08 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/203340 I scared the pants off Mawsie this morning! I went outside before she did and she didn't know I wa ... I scared the pants off Mawsie this morning! I went outside before she did and she didn't know I was there! She came out and spotted me and thought I was a big tough neighborhood cat and she went running for the door! Ha ha aha hee ha, snort! That was funny!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/203083 Tue, 5 Sep 2006 16:06:13 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/203083 I was laying on the dining room floor, just trying to be extra darling, so Mommie would stop what ... I was laying on the dining room floor, just trying to be extra darling, so Mommie would stop what she was doing and play with me. It didn't work. She just got out that stupid camera again and took some pictures of me. Dang! She told me how darling and cute I am, but, she still didn't play with me. I'm bored. I don't have anybody to play with. I am lonesome. Wanna be my friend?]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/201947 Sat, 2 Sep 2006 17:18:55 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/201947 Mommie and Daddy went fishing today. Mommie was really happy, but, all she caught was one little p ... Mommie and Daddy went fishing today. Mommie was really happy, but, all she caught was one little perch! And she let it go. How come I never get to go fishing? "Oh." Mommie said it was because Daddy said he would use me for fish bait. Well, I didn't really want to go fishing anyway!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/200254 Tue, 29 Aug 2006 15:43:41 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/200254 I was zooming around the house like I like to do...just havin' fun, ya know, when I heard Mommie ... I was zooming around the house like I like to do...just havin' fun, ya know, when I heard Mommie say, "Dancer, You've lost your marbles." I wondered what that meant so I went and asked Mawsie, my big sister what marbles are, and being helpful, for a change, she told me they are toys. "Oh." So, I went in looked in my toy box to see if they were in there. I found my fakey lookin' fish, a couple of old beat-up balls, my favorite red light thingy, a fuzzy mouse on a string and some assorted, unidentifiable objects that I didn't remember having. I didn't see anything that looked like marbles. Then, I remembered that I didn't know what they look like, so, I went back to Mawsie and asked. She said they are small round things. "Oh." I went to the toy box and looked again and I still didn't see any small round things. But, I did see some small round things in the litterbox. Yuck. Not what I was looking for, I am sure. If so, Mommie really was insulting me. And, she wouldn't do that, would she? I sure hope that I find my marbles some day.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/198836 Sat, 26 Aug 2006 11:45:26 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/198836 I got to go outside the other day!!!! Boy, was that fun! Mommie saw me peeking over the screen d ... I got to go outside the other day!!!! Boy, was that fun! Mommie saw me peeking over the screen door and asked if I would like to come outside. "Well, shucks, Ma'am, I shore would," I said. So, she propped the door open and I took a look. And looked some more....and so-ooome more. Then I put one foot out and nothing happened! So, I put the other one out and then, after that, all four of my feet were outside, with me on 'em! Ooooooh, this was beyond cool! My feet were having fun! And so was I! I saw some flowers and made a run down the step and stuck my nose in them, and stayed there. And stayed there, and sta-aaayed there. It smelled like grass and bugs and flowers and mouses and it was just a little bit of heaven! I took a couple more steps and stuck my nose in the flowers some more and then, I made a mad dash for the door! Phew, that was fun, but, a little bit scary! It wasn't my yard from before. I wonder what they did with my yard? Did they move it? My yard had lots of pine trees and it was all hilly and I couldn't see many houses, only one. Humph, weird! But, I liked it a lot here. Maybe I will do that again. I heard Mommie tell Daddy that she wasn't sure if I would go back inside. What does she think I am, a complete idiot? I know where the food is.....silly Mom. Mommie got some pics so she will put them in so you can see my new adventure. Ta ta....and trills to you!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/196430 Mon, 21 Aug 2006 06:54:34 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/196430 It's not true! Mommie put some new pictures on and one of them looks like I am kissing on that d ... It's not true! Mommie put some new pictures on and one of them looks like I am kissing on that deer! I am not kissing on that deer! NOT! It's just the way she took the picture. Mommie is a rotten tattletail! And a ratfink! I don't kiss on deers....never. I was just checking her nose for boogers!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/195735 Sat, 19 Aug 2006 12:21:17 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/195735 I think I like my new house now. It is nice and roomy and full of sunshine! There are daiseys an ... I think I like my new house now. It is nice and roomy and full of sunshine! There are daiseys and poppies and many kinds of flowers outside. The carpet is as green as grass and I like to pretend I am running through the woods! Oh, once in awhile, I still miss our home in Pine Crest and the nice people who used to stop by to visit. They would always pet me on the head and tell me how cute I am. It was nice there too. But, if I get up in the window I can see the big water and the seagulls flying by. I can smell all those flowers and those funny little gophers and see the mountains. It's pretty here. Yup, I think I am getting to like it here.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/193643 Mon, 14 Aug 2006 16:37:49 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/193643 Mawsie got to go outside and look around! That's not fair! I didn't get to go! Phooey! Now she ... Mawsie got to go outside and look around! That's not fair! I didn't get to go! Phooey! Now she thinks she is such a bigshot. She also said that there are go-furrs out there. What is a go-furr? I wonder if it is kinda like a hair-do shop like when Mommie gets her hair curled sometimes? If it is a go-furr shop, then, I think Daddy outta go 'cuz his fur is getting mighty thin on top! He really needs to go get furred up!!!! Ha ha haaahahaaaa!!! Snort! Oh. Mawsie just said "It's a small animal, Stupid." Oh.....what does it go-furr? About 2 dollars? Hahahaaaaahahaaahaaaa! Snort! Ain't I funny?]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/192482 Fri, 11 Aug 2006 21:16:50 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/192482 There sure are a lot of windows in this new house. And most of them have wide window ledges that ... There sure are a lot of windows in this new house. And most of them have wide window ledges that I can sit on. It sure is pretty out there with that big lake and all that water. And every now and again. one of those funny birds flys by. I never saw one of those before. I wonder if they taste good? We never had those kind of birds at our old house.... oh, our old house.......waaa-aaauuugggghhhh! I wanna go home!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/191976 Thu, 10 Aug 2006 21:25:44 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/191976 Just like Mommie promised...we are home! We are at our new home tonight! And I am scared to piece ... Just like Mommie promised...we are home! We are at our new home tonight! And I am scared to pieces! I want my old home back! This one smells like somebody else's kitties lived here and I don't like it one darn bit! Mommm-mmmieeeee! Purr-lease take me back home. Sniff, sob.....oh......]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/191243 Wed, 9 Aug 2006 15:34:43 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/191243 Here I was this morning, minding my own little business, when Mommie and Daddy began moving every ... Here I was this morning, minding my own little business, when Mommie and Daddy began moving everything out of the rrrvvv.....I mean EVERYTHING! They took all my food out and even our water dishes....and the powder room went out the door, too! Now, nothing they have done has surprised me since they sold our other house... BUT....I must say I was a bit astounded by this set of circumstances. They moved the table and the chair too. Then, this guy drove up with a van and Mommie moved me and Mawsie too! We got thrown in the big moving van....and there was our food and water and our powder room! Mawsie is a pretty good escape artist though and she got through this heavy curtain thing and so I did too. At least there were some windows there, and I could see my Mommie and Daddy!! I was thrown in jail for nuthin'! NOTHING.... I tell ya! Well, Mawsie said there had to be a reason for all of this. She didn't get too upset...like always she had a bite to eat then, found a place to make herself comfortable. I ran back to the back of the van to see if there was a way out, but, there wasn't. I didn't eat anything 'cuz I thought I best save it for later on when I got really, really hungry....I might need it days from then. Days? Ohmicatwhiskers! I was terrified!!! Then, suddenly, there was Mommie again. She opened the door and picked me up and put me back in the house. OH NO! MY FEET GOT WET! Mawsie walked in and she shook her feet off and had a bite to eat and went and got comfortable. She said, "Might as well lay down somewhere where it is dry, Stupid. They cleaned the carpet!" Oh. Well, that's a fine howdoyado. Doesn't anyone care about the condition of my dainty little feet? And the fact that, I am quite allergic to water? In fact.....I HATE WATER! Well, just so it doesn't happen again. I'm glad I got my powder room back again, I'm gonna have to use it after this ordeal!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/190530 Mon, 7 Aug 2006 20:41:08 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/190530 Wowzies! Well, it was worth waiting for my birthday! I got some yummy treats and some new, delic ... Wowzies! Well, it was worth waiting for my birthday! I got some yummy treats and some new, delicious food and best of all, I got a new bed, just for me! It is so-ooo cute with cherries on it....my Mommie's name is Cherri so it is just purr-fect! I guess she loves me after all! And this Wednesday we get to go to our new home! I am just so excited!!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/189963 Sun, 6 Aug 2006 17:45:25 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/189963 Mommie's home, Mommie's home, Mommie's HOOOOOOOMMMMMMEEEE!!!! Tsk, now I am mad. Why weren't they ... Mommie's home, Mommie's home, Mommie's HOOOOOOOMMMMMMEEEE!!!! Tsk, now I am mad. Why weren't they here for my birthday?]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/189777 Sun, 6 Aug 2006 09:33:38 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/189777 Mommie and Daddy are coming ho-ooome today....La la la lala la-aaaaa! I am so excited! I'm so exc ... Mommie and Daddy are coming ho-ooome today....La la la lala la-aaaaa! I am so excited! I'm so excited I'm dancin'.... well, duh-hhhh...that my name! Silly me!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/189604 Sat, 5 Aug 2006 18:13:02 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/189604 I feel so bad 'cuz my folks aren't home. But, I know that my Mommie would want to be here if sh ... I feel so bad 'cuz my folks aren't home. But, I know that my Mommie would want to be here if she could. So, I feel bad for whining. But, what's a birthday without your own family to love ya and hug ya and bring you a little treat? I know they are moving and it is necessary for them to be gone so we can live in our new house....but, it's been a mighty lonesome day for a little cat with a birthday and no one to celebrate with. Mawsie, my sister, is too mean and she hasn't even said "Happy Mouseday" to me. I gave her my treats on her special day. Oh, well, I love her anyway. And, tomorrow will be a better day. But, I sure wish my Mommie was ho-ooommmme. Sniff.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/189368 Sat, 5 Aug 2006 04:47:49 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/189368 It is finally my birthday and guess what? My Mommie and Daddy aren't home yet!!! MY birthday and t ... It is finally my birthday and guess what? My Mommie and Daddy aren't home yet!!! MY birthday and they are gone! Well, at least Catster loves me...I got treats 'n stuff from them! WA-AAAAUUUUGGGGHHHH! sniff.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/188796 Thu, 3 Aug 2006 17:30:20 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/188796 Wowwwww-iiiiieeeeee!!!! I already got a rosette for my birthday from Amber! Thank you so very mu ... Wowwwww-iiiiieeeeee!!!! I already got a rosette for my birthday from Amber! Thank you so very much, my pretty friend! My birthday isn't till Saturday,but, that's wonderful 'cuz I get to celebrate early!!! Ta da!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/188521 Thu, 3 Aug 2006 07:16:57 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/188521 It's gonna be my birthday on Saturday. I sure hope Mommie and Daddy will be back home to help me ... It's gonna be my birthday on Saturday. I sure hope Mommie and Daddy will be back home to help me celebrate! They are moving stuff to our new home! I hope I get some presents and catnip! Hey......I just heard Mommie tell Daddy that we have to be back on Saturday so we can celebrate my special day! He said, "Right! We'll go out and celebrate and leave the cat at home!" WAA-AAAAUUUUUGGGHHH!!!!!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/188362 Wed, 2 Aug 2006 18:43:10 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/188362 I am just so-ooo excited! We get to move outta this dumb ol' rrrvvv next week into our new house ... I am just so-ooo excited! We get to move outta this dumb ol' rrrvvv next week into our new house. We will have a room all to ourselves! Cool! Mommie says the carpet is green like grass. I wonder if it will taste like grass? Do ya suppose? I ate some once and gagged it back up so I will most likely leave it alone. Made my throat scatchy! Ah-hhhh...it's gonna be nice to be able to stretch out and run like the wind again....can't do it in this skinny rrrvvv. My red light thingy doesn't show up much here either. Mommie says it needs room to play. So, I am really looking forward to that again! Ah, the joys of living in a real house. Am I not a lucky cat?]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/188062 Wed, 2 Aug 2006 06:58:06 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/188062 For some reason my pretty song didn't work, so, Mommie put another one in. It sure is purr-dy. I ... For some reason my pretty song didn't work, so, Mommie put another one in. It sure is purr-dy. I hope you like it. It is actually kind of cold this morning, and boy, do I feel good! It has been too dang hot! And, when you wear a fur coat full time like I do, you really begin to appreciate the cooler months more. Mommie is happy too. She has been looking like a bedraggled old dried up yam. Not a pretty site. She always worries about her hands and says that they aren't pretty. Well, I think they are! They have the nicest softest pets in the world in them. And they give the best cat backrubs anywhere. They give me treats and catnip and water and food. Yup. she has mighty pretty hands. Enjoy my music and if you have some time, get some popcorn and a soda pop and enjoy my video!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/186399 Sat, 29 Jul 2006 07:45:13 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/186399 I am almost three years old now. I will be an adult pretty soon. I sure hope that doesn't mean t ... I am almost three years old now. I will be an adult pretty soon. I sure hope that doesn't mean that I have to stop playing and having fun. I will be twenty one. Twenty one is old. Really, really old. I wonder if I have any wrinkles underneath my fur like my Mommie does? She is older than dirt. She has wrinkles and her hair is grey. I wonder if my hair will turn gray too? I hope not. I like my marblely colored hair. I like to have fun and be silly. I like to chase rainbows and birds and butterflies...even if only in my mind...since I can't go outdoors. I like to chase the red light thingy and and make a complete idiot of myself, if I want to. I don't think I want to be an adult. I want to be a kitten forever!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/185815 Thu, 27 Jul 2006 20:09:54 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/185815 Mommie and Daddy are going over to Helena to buy our new house tomorrow! I am so excited! Onlyest ... Mommie and Daddy are going over to Helena to buy our new house tomorrow! I am so excited! Onlyest thing is, I have to stay here alone with Mawse the Moose while they are gone. Of course, my people sister is going to keep an eye on us and they always leave the air conditioners on for us... but, I sure hate to stay alone with MaNasty Mawsie. I think we have come to an understanding after about a year and a half of her pounding my poor, fuzzy little butt. If she just leaves me alone, I won't knock her out! After all this time, I found that she is almost afraid of me. She should be. Dynamite comes in small packages, ya know! Ta ta for now!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/184726 Tue, 25 Jul 2006 18:52:20 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/184726 The other night, I made a big boo boo. I was laying on the bed with Mommie and Mawsie walked down ... The other night, I made a big boo boo. I was laying on the bed with Mommie and Mawsie walked down the hall of the rrrvvv. Without even thinking, I made a sudden rush for the end of the bed, and believe it or not, Mawsie ran down the hallway the other way! That was pretty exciting! But, afterwards. I wondered what the dickens I did that for? Was I crazy? But, then I got to thinking about it and realized something here. Mawsie was afraid of me....really truly, afraid of little ol' me. and it gave me such a feeling of power! Wow! I am a tuff cat! So, once in awhile, I have been testing the waters (hate that word!) here, and puffing up a bit to see what she will do. So, far, she hasn't pounded me lately, and THAT'S good. I wonder if maybe someday she will leave me alone? I used to want to be friends, but, now I don't even care. She is too mean and a bully besides. My Mommie is the only friend I need. But, it's nice to know I am tuff.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/184264 Mon, 24 Jul 2006 20:12:41 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/184264 I finally got some new pictures!!! Ya just gotta see! Mommie got a new camera when she got her lap ... I finally got some new pictures!!! Ya just gotta see! Mommie got a new camera when she got her laptop and she couldn't figure out how to make the pics smaller so they would load on Catster! But, now they worked and so ya just gotta look! I am so-0000 excited!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/183641 Sun, 23 Jul 2006 16:42:04 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/183641 It's so dang hot still! I was thinking about shaving my whole little body, but, I decided not to, ... It's so dang hot still! I was thinking about shaving my whole little body, but, I decided not to, 'cuz I didn't want anyone to know I'm not wearing any panties!!! It's so-oooo hot, you could cook a goldfish on the sidewalk....I'll have mine well done, please. It's so hot that pigs are wearing sunscreen. And meskeeters are heading to Alaska! It's so-oooo hot that even Mawsie isn't picking on me. Now, that's hot!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/181754 Wed, 19 Jul 2006 09:17:33 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/181754 Oh, oh. Daddy found out that I think his whiskers are weird. He also knows that I think he is fat ... Oh, oh. Daddy found out that I think his whiskers are weird. He also knows that I think he is fat. I am in BIG trouble now. He read my diary....rather my traitorous Mother read it to him. I will not rub on her leg at all today. I thought she loved me. I think I will hide most of the day, behind the big curtain in the rrrvvvv....and maybe stay there till it is wa-aaaay dark and Daddy is in bed. Just in case he reads this, I think he is very handsome, .......for an old guy.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/181672 Wed, 19 Jul 2006 06:48:51 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/181672 Daddy has these stupid little whiskers on his face. They really don't look like they are of much ... Daddy has these stupid little whiskers on his face. They really don't look like they are of much use, like mine. Mine are long and smooth and sleek. And they are a nice shiny white! His are short, stubby and grey and whitish. Pretty awful, if you ask me. And what good are they? They don't let him know how wide an opening is or anything like that! They just sit there on his face and look pitiful. Poor Daddy. What really seems weird, is he gets out this little stick thingy and scrapes those whiskers off! Imagine! Then, he throws some icky smelling stuff on his face and yells 'cuz it stings! How smart is that? Well, I guess if he let them grow out so he could measure an opening so he could get his body through, then he would have whiskers clear down to his ankles! I'm not saying he's fat, mind you, but.....um-mmm, okay, I'm saying he's fat. (Don't tell on me!) Whiskers are wasted on people. But, Mommie thinks he's cute!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/181296 Tue, 18 Jul 2006 10:21:02 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/181296 Mommie got a new car yesterday and she thinks it's cute! Wha-aaat? I am the one who is supposed t ... Mommie got a new car yesterday and she thinks it's cute! Wha-aaat? I am the one who is supposed to be cute around here! Not some stupid car! Humph, it is just a dumb black car and it doesn't even have a top on it! She said it is a convertible! So? What is that supposed to mean? And why does she consider it cute? Cute is soft and furry, like me. Not some dumb car. I think Mommie is getting senile in her old age.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/179267 Fri, 14 Jul 2006 06:23:05 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/179267 WE GOT A HOUSE! WE GOT A HOUSE! Mommie says we got a house! I don't know where it is. I can't s ... WE GOT A HOUSE! WE GOT A HOUSE! Mommie says we got a house! I don't know where it is. I can't see it from here, but, she said it is somewhere. I wonder where it is? She said it is over by some big water somewhere. I wonder if there will be fishies there? I like fish a lot! Mommie said, we will have our own room. Just what I wanted! A room of my own. But, I have to share it will Mawsie....maybe she will be nice over there. Probably not. Mommie said we will have our very own door so we can go outside and have fun and be safe from critters. I like that idea and I hope we get our own tree, too. I am thinking a nice tree, indoors, by the window. Suppose we can have one of those? I hope so. Well, I will keep you posted on the news. WE GOT A HOUSE! No more rrrrvvv! YAY!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/176435 Sat, 8 Jul 2006 07:46:22 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/176435 Mommie and Daddy are looking for a new house for me. I am getting pretty excited 'cuz I just don' ... Mommie and Daddy are looking for a new house for me. I am getting pretty excited 'cuz I just don't much like living in an rrrrvvv. It's okay, I guess, and I know I shouldn't complain, but, I really, really, am looking forward to having a house again. I know. I was a homeless cat, and I should be thankful for everything....even a little shack....but, this rrrrvvvv is so small that my sister, Mawsie, can catch me and pound me in three seconds flat! I hate it when that happens! But, since they are looking for a house, there are a few things I would like to put on my particular wish list: 1. A nice big tree inside. Lots of limbs for climbing. 2. An outdoor recreation area. 3. A cat door for me and one for Mawsie. 4. A great big sunny window. 5. LOTS of hidey holes. 6. Four bedrooms....one special one just for me! 7. A private privy room. 8. Kitchen with easy access refrigerator. 9. An outdoor fountain for drinking....creek or anything. 10. A warm outbuilding for naps on nice days. I don't want to appear greedy so I will end my list now. I wish I could write so I could give this list to Mommie. Hm-mmm....I wonder if Mawse can write? She says she can do anything. She is such a smartypants!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/174949 Wed, 5 Jul 2006 07:13:46 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/174949 If you recall, I mentioned something about the thunder and lightning and Mr. God's trombones in m ... If you recall, I mentioned something about the thunder and lightning and Mr. God's trombones in my last diary entry.....and how turribly noisy it was, Well, believe me that was nuttin' huney! Wow! Last night on the 4th, we had the trombones and the whole darn orchestra! There were big booms everywhere! And to top it all off, there was lightning like I ain't never seen! This lightning had pretty colors to it and went up into the sky instead of down to the ground! Weird! There was a whoopin' and a hollarin' and you would have thought there was a full moon...people went nuts! I was a quivering jelly mass by midnight. At about 10:30 PM, the people across the road from us, lit a huge fire! The logs were as big as our trees on Pine Crest when we lived there! It was a monster fire! Then, all of a sudden we heard a fire engine in the distance, and then, there it was, across the road, where the fire was! I don't think they liked that fire at all. But. they did stay a long time and watch the pretty lightning in the sky. Mawse told me this morning that it wasn't lightning, after all. That it was some stuff called fireworks and it was supposed to look pretty and that people were just celebrating being American. I wonder if I am American? Mawsie said that I am an American, and she said I can be very proud of that. She said she will write in her diary to let me know why. I also wonder why Mawsie is being so nice to me this morning? That's scary!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/173889 Sun, 2 Jul 2006 16:56:48 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/173889 I was laying around, just enjoying my Sunday afternoon...nice and quiet and suddenly there was the ... I was laying around, just enjoying my Sunday afternoon...nice and quiet and suddenly there was the worst racket in the world outside! I nearly jumped off the bed, it scared me so bad! Mommie came in and said not to worry, that it was only Mr. God's Trombones. Something about thunder and lightning and rain and such. Well, if it was Mr. God's Trombones, I would like to put in a special request....how about a piccolo? I'm trying to sleep.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/172730 Thu, 29 Jun 2006 19:37:49 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/172730 Last night was one of the worst nights of my little life! Mommie had the screen door open and I wa ... Last night was one of the worst nights of my little life! Mommie had the screen door open and I was out awhile a bit earlier. I got scared and ran back inside. Well, a little later on, feeling a bit braver, I snuck back outside. Mawsie did too. Mommie didn't see either one of us go....and then suddenly, she looked and we were outta here! YUP....and not liking it one bit! I saw this huge light thing come roaring out across the field and realized it was something Mommie was carrying. It hit me in the face and she saw I was cornered by two HUGE cats! Really, really huge and Mean cats! Okay, so the Siamese one wasn't that big. Kinda small, in fact. And the black one wasn't that big either. They were my people sister's cats and they were trying to get a look at me outside , instead of inside the Rrrrvvv window! I was scared spitless! And Mawsie, my hero sister, was sitting a little ways away, laughing! The big poop! Mommie walked up and I made a serious run for the house. I have never, ever ran that fast in my life! I do not like being outside.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/172275 Wed, 28 Jun 2006 19:50:58 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/172275 I have the bestest friend. Her name is Miss Muppet! I had a really icky tough day and then my frie ... I have the bestest friend. Her name is Miss Muppet! I had a really icky tough day and then my friend sent me a rosette! Oh boy! I need to share it with Mawsie but, that's okay...even though she was so very mean to me today. she is the reason I had a bad day....Mommie and Daddy had to go to town and left us here. My people sister came to check on us quite often. The air conditioner was on and it was kinda nice, but, Mawsie was having a bad attitude day and she took it out on me! I am much too little to fight with her....she is so-ooo mean! I wish she would be nice. The only time she is nice is when Mom is looking and then only 'cuz she has to. Well, anyway, I sure want to thank my pretty friend for the rosette! Miss Muppet is a darling!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/170741 Sun, 25 Jun 2006 17:56:26 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/170741 I am so-ooo glad I am a Manx kitty right now! Living in the rrrrvvv is pretty risky for a cat with ... I am so-ooo glad I am a Manx kitty right now! Living in the rrrrvvv is pretty risky for a cat with a tail! "Ha ha ha, Mawsie," Dancer said, "You got a tail, you got a tail!" "So, what? At least I look like a normal cat!" "Says who?" "Me." "Well, big deal. You are just mean and stupid."...Dancer says and steps back a few feet. "Wanna see how mean and stupid I can be,?" says Mawse. "I hope Daddy steps on your tail and makes it sore for a week!" says Dancin' Girl. ""Well, I hope he steps on your whole body and makes it sore for a year! Says Mawse. "KNOCK IT OFF NOW!!!!" says Mommie as she reaches for the squirt gun. "Spit! F-ssst!". they both say and run off. Mommie says, "I love my sweet little cats," while gritting her teeth.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/170330 Sat, 24 Jun 2006 12:48:15 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/170330 Dancin' Girl, Honey Pie, You are the sugar at the bottom of my cup. You are the golden sunshine on ... Dancin' Girl, Honey Pie, You are the sugar at the bottom of my cup. You are the golden sunshine on a cloudy day. You make me laugh and smile with your sense of fun! You are my first manx and you delight me in every way! I wish your life had not been so hard when you lived with those other people...but, I hope that life is good for you now. Sunshine Girl, thank you for coming to me...for begging for a few scraps of bread so I could fill your cup, too, with little treats and lots of food. If I would have known how very special you were, I would have stolen you sooner! So, your Mommie is a cat burlgar and darn glad of it! The other people didn't deserve you! I thank heavens you are mine! And I will try to make sure every day of your life is good and perfect, just for you! I love you, Dancer.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/168674 Wed, 21 Jun 2006 06:46:20 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/168674 Mommie and Daddy drove forever in the rrrvvv yesterday. I hate it when that happens! I was so sca ... Mommie and Daddy drove forever in the rrrvvv yesterday. I hate it when that happens! I was so scared! We came to visit my Auntie Dee...she is a people aunt and I like her very much. She has pretty blue eyes like Mawsie. She thinks I am cute....but, then that goes without saying. Mommie and Daddy went to look at a house over here. It is pretty with a view of the mountains and Canyon Ferry. Every window you look out has a view that would be just wonderful to see out the window. I guess it may be sold to someone else, but, they might make an offer on it anyway. Mommie said she is going to fix me and Mawsie up a pretty tree to put inside the house, just for us! That would be totally awesome! And she said she would put in a kitty door too so we can go outside in an enclosed area to play! Isn't Mommie nice? There are wildflowers all over outside! It smells like heaven out there! I hope they get the house because I do not like living in this rrrvvv thingy. It is too noisy and too darn small! And besides, it's too easy for me to get cornered by Mawsie! She is the meanest sister in the world!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/167970 Mon, 19 Jun 2006 12:19:07 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/167970 Mommie went to town...she said she needed to get a new mouse. ? Now, why would she want a mouse? ... Mommie went to town...she said she needed to get a new mouse. ? Now, why would she want a mouse? It has something to do with her laptop. Hm-mmmm.... so she wants a mouse on her laptop. I thought she hated mice. And I thought I was a pretty good laptop. I sure can't see her with a mouse on her laptop! Snorkle, snort! Ha! That's a funny picture! We would need to scrape both her and the mouse off the ceiling! Snicker! Well, so she comes home with this little black thing that does not in any way look or smell like any mice I have ever seen. It's a dumb plastic thingy and has Microsoft on it. See...it doesn't even have mousecrosoft on it, so I know she got the wrong thing! She is so-ooo silly! Anybody got any good mice for sale? I might just get her a real one and surprise her!!!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/167775 Sun, 18 Jun 2006 21:13:07 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/167775 Well, I got into big trouble last night. Mommie was playing with me and I growled at her. I don't ... Well, I got into big trouble last night. Mommie was playing with me and I growled at her. I don't know why? I got into major trouble for doing that. She picked me up and put me on the floor and hissed at me! I hope she knows I didn't mean to. Then, she said, "NO!" I hate that word. I hope she knows I love her lots! I am just so stressed with all that is going on. The big nosiy train scares me and the dogs scare me and I just want to go home. But, Mommie says we haven't even got a home now. Wauggghhhhh.....poor me.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/167593 Sun, 18 Jun 2006 12:39:54 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/167593 Mommie told us that we only have to puppysit for one more day! We have been here since Thursday ni ... Mommie told us that we only have to puppysit for one more day! We have been here since Thursday night and I have decided I don't want to get a dog. If mommie brings one home, I am leaving...forever! When I am looking out my window, those dogs come over and bark at me! It scares me silly! And.... Well...shucky darns....if you read my diary earlier, you are probably wondering what kind of an idiot I am! My diary ended with the and....above this. Now, the bad part is, I don't remember what I was gonna say. Oh, well,.... The whole of it is, my Mommie hasn't got this new laptop figured out and I don't want a dog. Bye.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/166739 Fri, 16 Jun 2006 05:01:08 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/166739 Daddy moved our house on wheels yesterday. There aren't three people children outside the door any ... Daddy moved our house on wheels yesterday. There aren't three people children outside the door anymore....it is much worse, I tell ya! The three people children have been replaced by three fuzzy, little white doggy children I wonder how they did that? I didn't know that you could change them into something else!!! I have decided to be very,very good, 'cuz I like being a cat. I don't wanna be a dog! And......there's more.....and it just keeps getting worse! There's a monster like nothing I have ever seen! It is HUGE! It makes horrible sounds and screams like nothing else in this world! It has this black smoke stuff pouring out of it's nose...and it bangs and clangs into other monsters and it is the most scary thing I ever saw in my life! It is just across the street from where Daddy parked our rrrvvv. I hardly slept a wink last night, patrolling the house to make sure my people were safe. But, what could I do with a monster like that? I wanna go home! Mommie keeps petting me and telling me not to worry so much, but, I just can't help it. She said trains don't move off those track things and I am safe over here. Trains? So that is what they are called? I wish they weren't so big and so noisy.....then I wouldn't be so scared. Mommie said we are only going to be here for a few days. That we are puppy sitting for her friends. Oh.....phew! I feel so-oooo much better! I thought those cute people kids were gone forever!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/166203 Wed, 14 Jun 2006 19:14:01 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/166203 Oboy! I betcha you just missed me to pieces! But, the good news is that, Mommie's laptop is on t ... Oboy! I betcha you just missed me to pieces! But, the good news is that, Mommie's laptop is on the way! We will be back online for sure real soon! I was so delighted to see that I was chosen as one of the diary picks of the day! I am ever so popular! Am I not cute? Mommie says so! But, there are lots and lots of really cute cats on Catster. Mommie likes to look at them and invite them to be our friends. We have LOTS of friends now, but, of course,we will sure want to be friends with more kitties! It will be nice to have our laptop so Mommie can write to her hearts content. (I think she is having withdrawals for sure!) We are living in another area right now, in our rrrrvvv. It is really neat out here with the other cats prowling about. One of them came from my first house and she is a manx too. Her name is Shadow. And Fastidious Bill lives here, too. They were after a mouse this morning and I was so-oooo jealous! I wanted to go outside too! but, I didn't get to. Mommie still won't let me out and I am not too sure that I want to. Our house in the rrrvvv is really, really small! We are used to a really big house! But, we don't have to live here forever. I think I will be wanting a house real soon! Mawsie says we will be going fishing too and that she likes to fish. I have never ever gone fishing. I wonder if it is fun? Mommie and Daddy love to fish!! Well, I just wanted to thank the team from Catster for picking me for the diary page! Sometimes it is fun to be a Star!...even for just one day!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/164308 Sat, 10 Jun 2006 06:49:29 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/164308 I am feeling kinda sad this morning. Well, I want you to know I feel much, much better. I don't ha ... I am feeling kinda sad this morning. Well, I want you to know I feel much, much better. I don't have to take that nasty medicine any more. I was tired of Mommie grabbing my face and forcing my little mouth open and Daddy squirting that nasty, yucky stuff in my mouth. So, that is the good news. But, today, we are leaving our pretty home. It is the only home I have ever had. The people who had me before did not want me to come inside, ever. So, the very first time I came in here, I was pretty scared. Houses are almost as big as the outdoors, if you have never been in one before. And, I was pretty little then, didn't weigh very much and Mawsie, my sister-to-be, didn't like me, so I was terrified, at first! (She still doesn't like me....) But, it was so nice and warm in here; they adopted me in December and it was mighty cold! And there was real food in here! It smelled like Heaven in here and there were people here that liked to pet cats! PETS! It was a dream come true for a little girl with no real home. So, I am feeling a bit sad. But, I will still get my pets and my food. That's good. But, I am going to miss all my little nooks and crannies and my hidey spots....and mostly my window where I watch the birdies daily. Yup. it's been a good home. Very good. Sniff.... *Mommie's note: As I typed this for Dancer, I saw a little tear in her eye. I will miss our home too. Laughing at the antics of Dancer as she discovered what real love was and real caring. I will miss the yard critters and the warmth of our big beautiful home. Winters, here, with twinkling snow on the pines....and deer foraging a bite to eat. A moonlit night with snow sparkling like millions of diamonds.The spring time with all the little wild flowers sent with love by the Creator. The birds that chose to live here and raise their little amazing families. Chipmunks, and cottontails, foxes, coyotes, even the bears that wandered through so seldom. This was truly a little bit of heaven and a haven for the critters we loved so much. Yeah, Dancin' Girl is right. We will miss this place.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/163662 Thu, 8 Jun 2006 07:39:24 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/163662 Well, Mommie and Daddy got their money for the house. And, they went out to dinner last night t ... Well, Mommie and Daddy got their money for the house. And, they went out to dinner last night to celebrate. They took my people sister along and didn't invite me!!! And what's more, she didn't even bring me one little scrap! I like steak...a lot! Well, I know where I fit in with this family! Mommie always did love my people sister the best. She thinks she is cute! Humph-hhh....I am cute, too! No scraps...no catnip...no toys.......no nuthin'! Fine. I can take a hint. No headbonks for her today!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/163521 Wed, 7 Jun 2006 19:57:27 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/163521 FYI: Mommie is putting this on several times today. We feel it is very important for others to kno ... FYI: Mommie is putting this on several times today. We feel it is very important for others to know. Please tell all your friends who have fountains and kitties! Well, if you have been reading my diary, you know I have been one sick little pussycat! I feel lots better 'cuz Mommie and Daddy have taken such good care of me. I wanted to share this info with you because maybe some other kitty won't have to feel that rotten and maybe even die from it. I won't go into all the details of urinary tract infection, but, it is not a fun thing to go through. You can look up the info online if you want to. Mommie had a pretty fountain in the kitchen, by the big window that I like to hang out at. Since I was an outdoor cat, I don't think too much of that bottled water stuff she uses! Tastes terrible! Gimmee a nice muddy bowl of rainwater, anytime! So, instead of drinking that nasty fresh water out of the bowl, I have been drinking the fountain water. Mommie would add fresh water to it and every now and then, clean it out completely. HOWEVER... we are pretty sure that it is the reason that I got so sick! Mommie's sister's cat got the same thing....and her cat was drinking from their fountain, too!!! So, cats, if you have a fountain in your house, make sure you just look at it or maybe wash your paws in it, but, never, ever, EVER, take a drink from it! I don't want you to be sick! Purrs....headbonks and trills to you this wonderful day!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/163147 Tue, 6 Jun 2006 21:09:39 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/163147 Just a quick update! I am feeling like a new cat! I hate that nasty stuff that Mommie and Daddy ... Just a quick update! I am feeling like a new cat! I hate that nasty stuff that Mommie and Daddy cram down my throat, but, I sure am feeling good again! I think I only have to take it for a day or two and then I am done with it. YIPPPEEEE!!! Mommie is going to get our laptop this week so we will be able to do our diaries! Cool, huh? A laptop, just to do our diarlies! Wow!!!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/162104 Sun, 4 Jun 2006 07:36:36 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/162104 Although I am not totally up to purr, I am feeling a tad bit better. I just still don't feel like ... Although I am not totally up to purr, I am feeling a tad bit better. I just still don't feel like silly little me, yet. Mommie is not too happy with our doc-terror. She says he has not really given me the best care like she thinks he should. She is ready to change doc-terrors. He didn't give me a blood test or anything to check for the urinary tract problem. The only reason he gave me the anti-biotics is that my cousin cat had the same thing and had the same symptoms. Well, that is fine, but, we still don't know if we are on the right track or not. Mommie is P. O.' d! I am, too! Better news of the day! Mommie put my poem video on and so I have a new movie for you to watch. Be sure to look! Oh, and Mawsie has another one on too! Purrs.....]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/161745 Sat, 3 Jun 2006 05:41:15 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/161745 I think Mommie is being sneaky this morning. She is trying to figure out ways to make me drink wat ... I think Mommie is being sneaky this morning. She is trying to figure out ways to make me drink water, 'cuz I do not like her nice fresh water! I like good ol' yard puddle water. That is how I was raised and that is what I like! We do not have any puddles available in this house, so that is the problem. The doc-terror sent home this nasty milk stuff and Ma & Pa are busy cramming it down my throat. Something to do with a urinary tract infection.... now what the h-e-double-toothpicks is that? But, actually, she gave me a pretty nice treat this morning. I got some yummy soft food with some of her nasty water mixed in it. Hate to admit, but, it tasted pretty durn good! But, that fishy cod liver oil cr*p, she put on my paw to lick off, didn't make my day! I don't know if she is trying to cure me or kill me! Have you ever had a problem like mine? It hurts!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/161438 Fri, 2 Jun 2006 10:45:27 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/161438 Well, that was a fine howdoyado! I didn't have to go to the doc-terror today, but, Mommie left th ... Well, that was a fine howdoyado! I didn't have to go to the doc-terror today, but, Mommie left the house and was gone long enough to go to town. I should have known something was up...but, being the trusting soul I am, I had no idea what was going on. I was laying on a nice box, just being quiet, when Mommie came over and threw a towel across my back. "What is this?" Mommie muttered something to Daddy and he came over with this white bottle thingy. He pulled out this dropper and it had a white milky stuff in it. MILK? I love milk! But, when Mommie grabbed my lower face and squeezed my chops apart, I knew without a doubt, this was not going to be a good thing. It wasn't! YUK!!! That is the most vile tasting thing I have ever had in my mouth! I escaped off the box and ran across the room to have a sip of water to wash out my mouth...and grab a bite of food to get that dirty rotten taste to go away. "How could you do that to me?" "HOW?" Then I noticed that there was more of it in the bottle, as she went across the room to put it in the cold box in the kitchen. There may be more, but, I won't be taking it, I can guarantee you that! "What are you trying to do to me?" "I could learn to unlike you, you know." OH NO! I heard her tell Daddy that it is for seven days, twice a day.....TWICE A DAY FOR SEVEN DAYS! Oh, hairballs, will I ever survive all that? If I could only find a place to hide. But, they know all my hidey holes. Anyone want to adopt me, like immediately?]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/161214 Thu, 1 Jun 2006 18:13:53 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/161214 Mommie took me to the doc-terror the other day and I got a shot that was supposed to make me hurt ... Mommie took me to the doc-terror the other day and I got a shot that was supposed to make me hurt less. So, far, it has not helped much. I think my Mommie is really worried because I heard her talking to my people sister and she sounded like she was going to cry. When Mommie picks me up she is always so very careful. She knows us Manx cats have back problems, so she picks me up so my back is supported very well. This evening, she picked me up and I screamed, 'cuz it hurt! I didn't mean to be a sissypants, but, I couldn't help it. I haven't even wanted to play much. Mommie told my people sissy that it is just not like me to not want to play! She said she sure wished cats could talk so I could tell her exactly what is wrong. Well, I hurt! That's what is wrong. I think I am going to have go back to the doc-terror again and I am not happy about that! But, it sure isn't much fun to hurt all the time either. I am pretty sad too. I hate to see Mommie worry and cry. I wish I could talk.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/160976 Thu, 1 Jun 2006 08:19:49 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/160976 Mommie says she picked this cursor just for me! She says I walk like a tomboy cat! Now, what does ... Mommie says she picked this cursor just for me! She says I walk like a tomboy cat! Now, what does that mean? Is she making fun of me? I think I walk cute. I AM cute! Come on, Mom! Okay, so I don't glide like some fancy schmancy high falutin' cat, but, I don't want like a gorilla, either. Mostly. Do you like my cursor? All of us have a different one. Mawsie has a mouse, of course, 'cuz of her stupid name. Sunni, (In Doggie Heaven)the dog, has a puppy and Stickers (In Kitty Heaven) has a sleeping kitty. I think Mommie has fun here. And I think she didn't have enough toys when she was little. But, now, she has a really big toy and loves to play with it every day! I am glad. I love my Mommie! Purr-rrrrr.....]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/160215 Tue, 30 May 2006 12:09:26 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/160215 I have had one of the worst days of my little life. Mawse and I had to go to the doc-terror! I got ... I have had one of the worst days of my little life. Mawse and I had to go to the doc-terror! I got shoved into that metal wiry thingy and Mommie locked the door. I was just caged like an animal, I tell you! An animal! Mawsie had to have her toenails trimmed....nice for my safety, that's for sure! But, the mean, rotten, no-good, dirty, rattzel fratten doc-terror, got me out of the safety of my nice cage...(I had grown rather attached to it by then) and started poking and prodding on my cute little body! I got something stuck in my tender ear, lights shone in my beautiful green eyes, and other indignities....and then he kept pushing on my sore back. I didn't like it one bit! It hurt! Just like a doc-terror to find a sore spot and keep pushing on it and saying, "Does that hurt?" "What is with that? Of course it hurts you numb-skull, that's why I am here and if you push there one more time I am going to show you the wild side of life!!!!! Butthead!" Mommie wouldn't let me bite him, or the nice nurse that had a vise grip on my head. %$#@&**^@!!! Gr-rrrr... And then to top off all this misery, I got a shot in my 'you know what' and it hurt, dangit! And instead of holding my paw when it happened, Mommie went around the corner because she was turning green around the gills! You would have thought she was the one getting a shot in the aspirations! Sheesh! I have a hyper-something or other and it may or may not continue to bother me. Well, it better not happen again or this nice little kitty will be nice no longer. I have my dignity, ya know. To be treated like a second-class citizencat, is not my idea of what life is all about. Once again, no one asked me if I personally wanted to go to the doc-terror. They just go ahead with their own little plans and I am sick of it all! No more nice cat for me! Doc-terrors, I hate 'em!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/159694 Mon, 29 May 2006 07:15:26 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/159694 I am going to be so lonely and miss everybody from Catster! Mommie and Daddy are moving into the ... I am going to be so lonely and miss everybody from Catster! Mommie and Daddy are moving into the Rrrr-vvvv...and they need to get a laptop... (I thought that is what I am for?) so they can be online to do my diary. I am feeling so blue. I hate to move from our nice home. I will miss the birds and the rabbits and all the critters here, (except the coyotes!) I don't wanna move, but, no one asked me!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/159412 Sun, 28 May 2006 09:23:13 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/159412 I have had the most exciting weekend! I had Mommie help me join some of the wonderful Catster G ... I have had the most exciting weekend! I had Mommie help me join some of the wonderful Catster Groups! Check 'em out! You just have to click on them and it will take you to the group. Now, I am not so sure about Mommie...is this her only entertainment for a three day holiday weekend? Poor Mommie. She really needs to get a life!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/159114 Sat, 27 May 2006 14:08:33 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/159114 I decided to put the same message in as Mawsie. I think it is an important message for all you cats ... I decided to put the same message in as Mawsie. I think it is an important message for all you cats! Just don't tell Mawsie!!! If you are going to be busy this weekend and get out to enjoy the holiday , purr-lease just remember to be very careful. There will be lots of cars on the road and some people will be heavy on the catnip....so you must look out for everything! We don't get to go outside anymore, but, for those of you who do, BE CAREFUL. We want to see you back here, safe and sound! Have a safe and fun holiday weekend.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/158676 Fri, 26 May 2006 07:00:20 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/158676 TGIF! Mommie just filled our dish with nice fresh food. It smells so good and fresh and makes my w ... TGIF! Mommie just filled our dish with nice fresh food. It smells so good and fresh and makes my whiskers wiggle and my mouth drool with delight! For those of you who have thought all these years that TGIF means 'THANK GOD IT'S FRIDAY', I have some well kept secret information from the Cat World. I know it is against the cat rules to disclose this type of information, but, I am feeling a bit daring this morning. And, besides it will benefit all cats everywhere. TGIF means........ready.........'Thank God It's Food.' Cats are not pigs like dogs, they are cats. But, we all like to feel secure. Feeling secure means having a full cat dish. When we see the bottom of the bowl, it's PANIC TIME! I was an outdoor cat before and there never was a dish for food....just some scraps on the ground. Then, I entered the Other World of Indoor Cats and found a whole new world of delight! FULL DISHES OF FOOD! And that is when I learned that TGIF means Thank God It's Food! I hope this helps....please DO NOT disclose where you got this information as I could be in trouble with the Cat police. And, remember to go fill your cat's dish......now.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/158361 Thu, 25 May 2006 10:26:19 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/158361 I was sitting by the sliding glass door this morning watching all the birds. Some of them are rea ... I was sitting by the sliding glass door this morning watching all the birds. Some of them are real pretty! They are kinda silly this time of year and like to fly about and dance funny dances. There are all kinds of birds, nuthatches, American Golden Finch, (My personal favorite, (*lick, *lick*...) Mountain Bluebirds, woodpeckers, (OUCH!) White Crested Sparrows, Purple Finches and many others. Well, this morning, one of the birds got all excited and flew right towards me!!! Wow...opportunity knocks! I opened my mouth real wide and said "Ah-hhh..." (licking my chops,) creating a big, gaping hole and got ready for a bite to eat...forgettig the dang screen door was there! So much for opportunity! "Ma-aaaa....got any catfood?"]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/157851 Wed, 24 May 2006 05:53:44 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/157851 I have over 500 friends now! MUCH more than my sister Mawse! I am ever so much more popular! But ... I have over 500 friends now! MUCH more than my sister Mawse! I am ever so much more popular! But, there's a reason for that...I am MUCH nicer....and MUCH cuter! And, I have a better way with words and everybody likes me. I am humble and sweet too. Mawsie is a grump! Mawse says, "Am not!" "Am too!" "I am not and never have been!" "Are too! Always have been!", I said. "NOT!" "Then why, pray tell, do you beat me up all the time?" "Cuz you're stupid!" Mawsie says with a cat sneer. "Am NOT!" Mawsie just smiled and walked away. Then, when I wasn't looking, she came back and scared me with a hiss! "SEE?" I told you you are a grump!" and I ran away to tell Mommie! "Ma-aaaaaa!!!! Mawsie is picking on me! Hel-lllp!!" "Settle down, you, two! I am tired of your constant bickering and banshee screams! Can't the two of you get along for five minutes?" Mommie said. We could. But, we don't want to. We like to fight. It's in the Book!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/157720 Tue, 23 May 2006 18:15:15 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/157720 HEY, YOU, NICE PERSON....YES,... YOU! I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU HOW SPECIAL YOU ARE. GO LOOK IN TH ... HEY, YOU, NICE PERSON....YES,... YOU! I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU HOW SPECIAL YOU ARE. GO LOOK IN THE MIRROR! SEE? THAT'S THE ONE I AM TALKING ABOUT! SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, THINKS YOU ARE THE GREATEST PERSON IN THE WORLD! SOMEONE LOVES YOU MORE THAN ANYBODY ELSE! SEE, I TOLD YOU, YOU ARE SPECIAL! IF YOU ARE READING THIS, YOU WERE BROUGHT HERE BECAUSE YOU NEEDED TO KNOW THIS. YOU NEEDED A REASON TO SMILE AND TO KNOW WHAT A WONDERFUL PERSON YOU REALLY ARE. SO, SMILE. AND THEN, DO SOMETHING SPECIAL TODAY FOR SOMEONE ELSE.....SHARE YOUR SMILE. I PROMISE, YOU'LL BE GLAD YOU DID! AND, REMEMBER, I LOVE YOU, TOO!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/157460 Tue, 23 May 2006 06:00:06 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/157460 Kitties just got a way about them. They are a bunch of thieves.....not by choice...it just happens ... Kitties just got a way about them. They are a bunch of thieves.....not by choice...it just happens. They steal hearts. And they are good at it. Mommie's friend called the other day, and he had to put his friend, Levi down. He was very very sick and the kindest thing to do, was to let him go. This man is 64 years old and yet, when he lost his friend, he cried for two days straight. It was a terrible loss. Levi used to walk around the block with him and share the morning with him while he had his coffee. Mommie felt so bad for her friend. They were talking on the phone last night and I heard her say something about me. I didn't catch what the conversation was, even though I perked up and tried to hear. But, then, she told Daddy that her friend, Dave, sure would like to have that silly cat. Who Me? I guess that he was hoping they would want only one cat while they traveled in the RV and he would be glad to take that 'boxing cat'. Yup, that be me. Hey, although he is a very nice man, I don't wanna go anywhere! But, Mommie told him there are lots of cats at the shelter that need homes. So, hopefully, he will find a new buddy. And a scared little cat will be lucky enough to have a new home. I can understand why he would want preshus little me,... but, ain't gonna happen!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/157332 Mon, 22 May 2006 17:13:19 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/157332 Oh, I am one excited kitty! I am purring my head off and headbonking everything and everybody! I ... Oh, I am one excited kitty! I am purring my head off and headbonking everything and everybody! I almost have 500 friends! ME!!!! A little girl who didn't even have a home just over a year ago! 500 FRIENDS! Wow! I am a lucky cat!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/157139 Mon, 22 May 2006 07:50:45 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/157139 We only have nine more days to live in our house. This is the only house I have ever lived in. B ... We only have nine more days to live in our house. This is the only house I have ever lived in. Before I didn't have a house. I will miss my house very much. Mommie is kinda sad. Her and Daddy designed their home and they love it a lot. It is very big with two stories and a great big shop area that all the guys love. I like it too, cause I can go out and pretend that I am hunting like I used to do! I always had to live outdoors before. Nobody loved me enough to let me inside and pet me and feed me. Did I mention that I love my Mommie and Daddy too? I do. All my rooms are big and open and there is nice soft carpet all over! There are nice big windows that any cat would love to sit by and soak up the sun. There's a big cold box that Mommie gets treats out of for us. I stood in front of it one time when Mommie opened the door. It was really cool there...wonder if she will open it up for me today? It is supposed to be nearly 90 degrees! That would feel good! The beds are soft and warm and Mommie lets me get on the bed if I want. It is never, ever cold in here like it was outside. My feet stay warm and I am never, ever wet! I like that a lot! There are lots of hidey holes here too, where I can get away from Mawse when she is feeling ornery. There are all kinds of birds outside my big window and sometimes they fly right towards me. And, sometimes there are cottontails out there...they really make my tail twitch! Yup, I love my house. and I am sure gonna miss it. I wonder if we will ever have another house again? Mommie say we will live in the RV and I do not want to. But, I want to be where they are, so I will go anyway. Oh, well....]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/157001 Sun, 21 May 2006 17:25:11 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/157001 I wanna make some new friends. If you click on my site and ask for us to be friends, I promise to ... I wanna make some new friends. If you click on my site and ask for us to be friends, I promise to send you a rosette! Mawsie and me are both doing this as we have just gotten our new supply of rosettes. We thought it would be nice to share our booty!!!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/156926 Sun, 21 May 2006 14:04:39 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/156926 Mommie put some new pictures on my page! As usual, I am my darling self. These were taken when we ... Mommie put some new pictures on my page! As usual, I am my darling self. These were taken when we went on our fishing trip. I rode in the big RV thingy...the house on wheels and I wasn't even very scared....well, not much.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/156820 Sun, 21 May 2006 07:42:03 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/156820 We got back home from our fishing trip. Po-oooor, Daddy didn't catch an ugly fish. They are so-ooo ... We got back home from our fishing trip. Po-oooor, Daddy didn't catch an ugly fish. They are so-ooo ugly, I don't know why he would want one anyway! He caught a big surgeon fish...I wonder if they are the doctor fish of the waterworld? "Oh....." Mawsie just told me they are called STURGEON, not surgeon. Well, shoot, I didn't know. Anyway, we went in the rrrrvvvv....and I just hate to go in that noisy thing! But, very surprisingly, Mawsie was quite nice to me. We even laid on the bed together and she didn't snarl at me once! It was so darn hot there....I thought I was gonna turn into a melted blob of fur. Mommie kept turning on this big noisy air thingy and although I didn't much like the noise, it got really cool inside when she did that. She told me she didn't want her babies to suffer from the heat. She's a nice Mommie! Then, we had to come home because the people who are going to buy our house were coming in from Washington. They are sure nice. The lady thought I was just darling! She has such good taste! Well, Mommie said that she has to get busy, but, I just wanted to let you know I am home! Purr-rrr...I love home. It's the best place in the world!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/154679 Mon, 15 May 2006 06:36:13 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/154679 Oh, shucks. Today is the day we head down the road in that big rrrrvvvv thingy..the house on whee ... Oh, shucks. Today is the day we head down the road in that big rrrrvvvv thingy..the house on wheels. I do not like the house on wheels. It is big and noisy and besides Mawse is going with us and she is so-ooo mean! Daddy wants to catch a paddlefish....I have never seen one of those. Mawsie says they are really big and that they love to eat cats with no tails. Little cats with marble colored hair and green eyes. Nice and tender and young.....like me. I DON'T WANNA GO!!! I AM SCARED!!! And the rrrvvv is small and Mawsie likes to corner me and pick on me and I can't get away from her. And she always takes the big bed and the best spots in there. I hate the rrrvvv. Almost as much as I hate Mawsie. I have said my prayers every night, praying for a nice sister, but, Mawse is still here....every morning I jump out of bed and look....and there she is. Still here. Well, I will just hide under the bed. Maybe when they leave the fishing hole, they will forget Mawsie and leave the meanie there! I sure hope so. See ya in a few days.....if I survive all this.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/154318 Sun, 14 May 2006 06:19:13 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/154318 Happy Meow-ther's Day! My Mommie is the most speshul Mommie ever! She is old and gray, but, she st ... Happy Meow-ther's Day! My Mommie is the most speshul Mommie ever! She is old and gray, but, she still has a kitten's heart! She makes my days wonderful! I hope she has the bestest Mewo-ther's Day ever!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/154071 Sat, 13 May 2006 11:43:27 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/154071 Mommie's grandsoncat, Bill, is totally disgusted with his daddy. He just does NOT understand how ... Mommie's grandsoncat, Bill, is totally disgusted with his daddy. He just does NOT understand how anyone could be so uncouth! This morning, everyone was out working in the yard, including Bill, who had the duty of yard patrol. He's a darn good cat and takes his job quite seriously. Bill is a fine American cat, black, long and sleek and very fastidious! So, he is, as I said, doing his yard patrol and he sees his Pa go into the old shed and follows him in. Bill sees his dad use the outdoor catbox.....and then he just walked away! He didn't even bury it! Egads, what the heck is that? Are people so untidy that they just leave it? Oh,..... NO! So, Bill, being the terribly fastidious cat that he is, gave his dad the most digusted look he could muster, and then proceeded to bury the puddle. All the while he is burying, he is shooting his father the most nasty looks he can muster on his rather plain face! Disgusting!!!! People are just digusting! Why it took Bill nearly 15 minutes for that nasty job! Yup, Bill is mighty serious about his patrolling job. And, at the next family meeting, he plans to put in his 2 ¢ worth! Good boy, Bill!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/154032 Sat, 13 May 2006 09:20:45 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/154032 I was sitting on the chair by the computer this morning, minding my own beeswax, and Mean Mawsie ... I was sitting on the chair by the computer this morning, minding my own beeswax, and Mean Mawsie came over and stared staring at me. "Go away," I said. "No, Sissypants..." she said nastily. "I'll tell Mom!" "Go ahead, Rat face, chicken, boo-boo." "You are so-oooo mean," I said. "Am not," Mawse said. "Am too!" "Am not and I am bigger than you and smarter." "Am not, you're just fat! And mean," I said. "Am not. And I want that chair!" "No." "Yes." "NO-OOOOOO!" I'll tell Mommie!" "You lily livered chicken spit!" "Am not!" "Uh-huh." "Uh-uh....and I was here first." "SO?" Mawsie said being all hissy and nasty like she always is. She lunged for me and I screamed, "Ma-aaaaaa!" "Tattletail, tattletail, hanging on the bull's tail!" Mommie told Mawsie to leave me alone. I wish I was an only cat-child. But, I got to keep my chair! "Nan ner naner na-aaa-ner!" (Gotta rub it in a bit, ya know!) Ha!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/153793 Fri, 12 May 2006 13:24:19 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/153793 This morning I jumped onto my cat scratcher, foregoing the antique couch, (my personal favorite) b ... This morning I jumped onto my cat scratcher, foregoing the antique couch, (my personal favorite) because Mommie happened to be watching me. I got on it and began my little ritual....and nothing happened! Well, shoot, I forgot that yesterday Mommie and Daddy grabbed me and clipped my newgrown nails off!! Of all the nerve! Didn't they happen to think I might need them? Or want them? Or like the looks of them? Or doesn't my opinion count for anything here? Am I just a second rate cat-izen? I am going to hide those dang things somewhere where they will never, ever find them again! They will just think that they got packed somewhere in the mess of moving! Yup, that's just what I'ma gonna do! How can a cat live without nails to annilate and shred couches and chairs old enough to be in the dump? Hecky darn! I want my nails back!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/153338 Thu, 11 May 2006 11:42:30 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/153338 Mom was so busy this morning that I felt sorry for her so I decided to amuse her a bit! Evey time ... Mom was so busy this morning that I felt sorry for her so I decided to amuse her a bit! Evey time she walked by a box or sumpin, I jumped up and scared the socks off'n her! Her and Daddy laughed pretty good...you know, that silly sound people humans make. I have tried and tried to do that but, all it does is come out a tangled up purr! They have moved so much out of this house, that I don't know where anything is...and neither do they! This moving stuff is for the birds....but, I think even birds wouldn't want to do that...they would be chicken! Ha ha ha ahahhaaa-ha! Snort! Get it? Birds? Chicken? Dang, I am funny!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/152639 Tue, 9 May 2006 17:05:02 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/152639 Mommie brought some new cat food home again today! She always opens up the sack and lets us have ... Mommie brought some new cat food home again today! She always opens up the sack and lets us have a bite or two, to see if we like it! YUM! It was good stuff! She got it at PetSmart and it is called Nutro Natural Choice. I like it a LOT! I gobbled it up and looked for more. Mawsie gobbles everything, 'cuz she's such a pig, as evidenced by her expanding waistline! I guess Mommie got it because Mawse is always getting sick and spitting out her food on the carpet. She is hoping that this kind might make it so Mawse doesn't decorate the floor with hard pieces of hacked up catfood! (Told ya she's a pig!) She is so-oooo unclassy! I can say anything on here, cuz she can't read it and then beat the sh...er-rrr, socks off of me! Anyway, it's some good stuff!!!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/151995 Mon, 8 May 2006 06:31:24 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/151995 I got to sit on Mommie's lap this morning while she was on the computer. That used to be Mawsie's ... I got to sit on Mommie's lap this morning while she was on the computer. That used to be Mawsie's job. I love to tick her off! Mawsie came down and took one look, and headed back upstairs! Ha hahaha!!! When Mommie got up this morning at 5:30, she couldn't find me. She went to the window where I usually am, and I wasn't there! She checked the patio window. Nope! The couch, the chairs, and blanket where I sleep sometimes. Nope! She looked in the bathroom, and under the table on the kitchen chairs....nope! My food dish and the bedroom. Nope. She was calling my name....and I sat there watching her, wondering what all the fuss was about? I knew where I was and I could see her just fine! Okay, so I didn't run out and say, "Here I am!!!!" Do I ever? Nope! It was kind of fun watching her panic!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/151878 Sun, 7 May 2006 19:05:39 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/151878 Well, I kinda blew it this afternoon. I went upstairs where Mawsie was and kind of egged her on, ... Well, I kinda blew it this afternoon. I went upstairs where Mawsie was and kind of egged her on, just a wee bit! That didn't pay off too well! She cornered me and I couldn't get back downstairs! I finally had to resort to screaming like a banshee to get Mom's attention so she would save my little fluffy butt! Daddy says I haven't got an ounce of brains. Now, is that a nice thing to say? And, what are brains? I feel so stupid 'cuz I don't know what brains are? Maybe I could get some somewhere. I know, I could trade one big sister cat for some!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/151324 Sat, 6 May 2006 06:21:45 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/151324 There is a mouse on this page! A MOUSE! I can't catch it! Where did it go? I LOVE mice! They' ... There is a mouse on this page! A MOUSE! I can't catch it! Where did it go? I LOVE mice! They're yummy! Mommie-eeeeee.....there really is a mouse on this page! What are we gonna do? (For those of you who want your own fun cursor, click on the spyware button. It will take you to the cursor page. You will need to go to my full page. There are lots of kitties and other fun cursors!)]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/151025 Fri, 5 May 2006 09:39:56 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/151025 I just can't get anybody to pay attention to me today. Mom is busy. Dad is busy. Mawse is sleepi ... I just can't get anybody to pay attention to me today. Mom is busy. Dad is busy. Mawse is sleeping, thank goodness! I even did my little sideways hop to try to get Mommie to pay attention, but, she ignored me. That usually works pretty good. She laughs and stops to play. But, not today! Rats! I am bored stiff. Well, maybe later. Until then, I guess all there is to do is take a nap! So I will.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/150882 Thu, 4 May 2006 19:42:33 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/150882 CLICK ON MY FULL PAGE TO SEE MY NEW VIDEO. AND I GOT LOTSA NEW STUFF! Sheesh, it's almost like ... CLICK ON MY FULL PAGE TO SEE MY NEW VIDEO. AND I GOT LOTSA NEW STUFF! Sheesh, it's almost like my birthday! I got a new license plate on my site today. I just have the mostest funnest stuff! I am a lucky cat! Mommie is the most generous Mommie in the world! I wonder if I can nominate her for the GREATEST MOMMY IN THE WORLD? I think I will.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/150568 Wed, 3 May 2006 18:01:37 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/150568 CLICK ON MY FULL PAGE TO SEE MY NEW VIDEO! i GOT ALL KINDS OF NEAT STUFF! Mommie put a weather p ... CLICK ON MY FULL PAGE TO SEE MY NEW VIDEO! i GOT ALL KINDS OF NEAT STUFF! Mommie put a weather pixie on my site. She changes her clothers to suit the weather! She is so-ooo cute! You should get one too! Mawsie didn't get one! Ha aha ahhahahhhaaa!!! Opps! Here comes Mawsie! See ya later!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/150393 Wed, 3 May 2006 09:35:33 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/150393 CLICK ON MY FULL PAGE TO SEE MY NEW VIDEO! AND GET ONE TOO! Oh, oh, Mommie got out the nail clip ... CLICK ON MY FULL PAGE TO SEE MY NEW VIDEO! AND GET ONE TOO! Oh, oh, Mommie got out the nail clippers....I am outta here!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/150339 Wed, 3 May 2006 06:34:13 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/150339 BE SURE TO CLICK ON MY FULL PAGE TO SEE MY NEW VIDEO! YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT! There is a bunny th ... BE SURE TO CLICK ON MY FULL PAGE TO SEE MY NEW VIDEO! YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT! There is a bunny that visits nearly every morning! Mommie opens the patio door blinds and there he is! He is usually munching on the birdseed that she puts out for the birds! Silly rabbit! He's not a bird! I was studying on him this morning and I think he must be a manx rabbit, because he has lo-ooong back legs like me! And, some of his fur is like mine too, with the soft grey and brown colors that I have! But, he must have a little mule in him too, cuz he has the longest ears!!! I bet he can hear a mile away! He doesn't much like it when I stare at him. I think he knows what I am thinking.....which is YUM! I wonder if rabbit is good? Does it taste like chicken?]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/150177 Tue, 2 May 2006 17:53:11 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/150177 BE SURE TO CLICK ON MY FULL PAGE TO SEE MY NEW VIDEO AND PICS! YOU'LL LOVE IT! I got a rosette ... BE SURE TO CLICK ON MY FULL PAGE TO SEE MY NEW VIDEO AND PICS! YOU'LL LOVE IT! I got a rosette today from Abby! Oh, I feel so special! She said I am cute! Shucks...Thanks Abby! Well, everybody else but Mawse thinks I am cute. Are sisters just like that? I wish my sister would be nice, but, I don't think that is gonna happen! Mean Mawsie! Mommie gave me a piece of salmon from her plate for dinner tonight. YUK! I didn't eat it! Wonder how they eat all that weird stuff? She seems to think I should like that kinda stuff, but, I don't! She won't let me eat what I really like, dead birds and mice and nice juicy things like that! She says I am a civilized cat now...whatever that means? Hey, ya eat what ya can when you don't have people who don't feed ya! And the people who used to own me didn't think I should have any food! So mice and birds it was! They are mighty tasty if you should ever want to try one. Feathers are bad though and so is mouse fuzz. Catches in your teeth and sort of makes ya gag. *Mommie's note: "Okay, okay, enough of the graphic description...I just ate, you know!" Ha ha ha...snorkle, snort! Mommie has a queasy tummy! Sure is fun to get her going!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/149295 Sun, 30 Apr 2006 16:21:40 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/149295 BE SURE TO CLICK ON MY FULL PAGE! I HAVE A FUN VIDEO AND LOTS OF NEW PICTURES! Mommie got that b ... BE SURE TO CLICK ON MY FULL PAGE! I HAVE A FUN VIDEO AND LOTS OF NEW PICTURES! Mommie got that box thingy out again today! She was really nice though as she didn't use the blindy thing with it so I wouldn't be able to see for an hour! So, the results of my posing are now on my site. It's fun to have new pictures and other stuff on. She put a couple of fun thing on my site and Mawsie's too! Be sure to look and ask your Mommy to put a video on just for you!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/149126 Sun, 30 Apr 2006 06:24:09 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/149126 BE SURE TO CLICK ON MY FULL PAGE AND SEE MY NEW VIDEO! YOU ARE GONNA LOVE IT! I pulled a fas ... BE SURE TO CLICK ON MY FULL PAGE AND SEE MY NEW VIDEO! YOU ARE GONNA LOVE IT! I pulled a fast one on Mommie last night! I hid behind the cupboard and when she came by, I jumped up into the air, and did a sideways dance in front of her across the frontroom! Scared her half to death! She was laughing, so I know I surprised her! I suppose I shouldn't do stuff like that at her age, but, sometimes it is just way too much fun!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/148864 Sat, 29 Apr 2006 11:52:18 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/148864 BE SURE TO CLICK ON MY FULL PAGE AND SEE MY NEWEST VIDEO! YOU WILL BE SO GLAD YA DID!!! My d ... BE SURE TO CLICK ON MY FULL PAGE AND SEE MY NEWEST VIDEO! YOU WILL BE SO GLAD YA DID!!! My dear sweet, Mudder...went to a garage sale this morning. She didn't come home with a garage, but, I wish she would have....instead of what she did! I was sitting there under her feet, minding my own business, when suddenly this white tornado, whirly, gurly thing, flew over the top of my head! I took off like a shot! A cannon shot! I was gone! Mommie laid it on the floor and asked me why ever was I so afraid of it? Ah, shoot! It twern't nothin' but, a stupid dress! Now, why did she go and do that? I feel so stupid now. Life sucks! But, then, after I got used to looking at it, she decided that I needed to wear it! NOT! That was a battle, but, as you can see by my new pictures, Mom won. (I hate it when that happens!) So there I am, looking mighty ignorant in my new dress. And if you laugh, I will find out where you live and track you down and bite you. And that's a promise!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/148244 Thu, 27 Apr 2006 17:19:04 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/148244 Waaauuuuggghhh! I am not too happy today! Mommie called me A DICK HEAD! Last night we were playi ... Waaauuuuggghhh! I am not too happy today! Mommie called me A DICK HEAD! Last night we were playing and having fun! At precisely 8 P.M. we have a lot of fun together! She gets out the little red light and I chase after it! It is really fast...faster than the speed of Me, I'm ashamed to say. But, Mommie says it is good exercise and besides a whole lot of fun! Waaauuuugggghhh...but, she did! She called me A DICK HEAD! I had been waiting to play. I am a very timely cat and I know when 8 P.M. is and here it was, nearly 8:30 P.M. and still no light. I sat there, patiently, and then I started staring at her. That bugs her. Well, what am I supposed to do, give her a call on the phone? "Mommie, it's time to play red light. Let's do it!" NOT! So, after about 15 minutes of futile staring she got up and walked across the room. NOW! I grabbed her by the ankle and held on! STOP! IT'S TIME TO PLAY!!! NOW!!! She shook me off her leg and that's when she called me A DICK HEAD! WAAAAUUUGGGHHHH!!!!! I cried and cried. My own sweet Mommie! Mawsie looked at me and said, "Now, what is the matter, stupid?" I told her Mommie called me a dick head. She started laughing and rolling on the floor! She laughed so hard her tail curled! She said, "You are a number one idiot! I said, "Why?" She said, "Mommie didn't say you are A DICK HEAD....Mommie said you are ADDICTED!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/147813 Wed, 26 Apr 2006 16:04:06 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/147813 Mommie said she must e pretty easily amused! She likes to do our diaries on Catster! She said it i ... Mommie said she must e pretty easily amused! She likes to do our diaries on Catster! She said it is a lot of fun! Okay, so that shows her mentality! Or maybe it's just her age! At her age, maybe she just doesn't have anything better to do! After all, (Don't tell her I told you...) she's 434 in dog and cat years! She's decrepid! She has all this gray hair and walks sort of like a big monkey....all bent over when her back is bothering her. Now, why ever, doesn't she get down on all fours like me? For darn sure it would feel lots better on her old back! I won't say a word about her wrinkles as she is kinda vain. I think she must be darn near as old as those ancient, mummified cats they found in Egypt! That's OLD! Poor Mommie!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/147494 Tue, 25 Apr 2006 19:00:32 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/147494 Does anyone know what a nuisance is? Mommie said it wasn't necessary to write in my diary again, t ... Does anyone know what a nuisance is? Mommie said it wasn't necessary to write in my diary again, that I was just being a nuisance. I wonder if that is bad? The way she said it, I just don't think it is wonderful, but, ya never know. I just wanted to say that Mawse was bad again today and when she tried to kill me, we woke Mommie up from her nap. She sounded like a banshee! Not Mawsie, Mommie did! And that's funny 'cuz she said I screamed like a banshee...well, so did she! I didn't know that little old ladies had great big voices, especially that loud! My Mommie has a big mouth!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/147413 Tue, 25 Apr 2006 15:50:52 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/147413 I know Mommie loves me a lot! She just wrote this poem for me and I wanted to share it with you! ... I know Mommie loves me a lot! She just wrote this poem for me and I wanted to share it with you! dancer cherri petty shinabergerŠ she walks by me marking me as her personal propety and i can't help but reach down to touch her soft, soft fur. she peers up at me, a small lion roaring and presents me with a headbutt or two and she has this look in her beautiful hazel eyes, a look of....what? love? (i hope) contentment? (i think so) and i look at her with my own contentment and i purr too. contentment of having her in my life. does she bring me flowers or diamonds and gold? no. but, she gives me more exquisite gifts that i can't buy anywhere else. she gives me peace just by touching her. she makes me smile and laugh sometimes. she gives me a place to spend my love and hugs and kisses. she's my dancin' girl my little pearl. (thoughts on a not so ordinary cat)]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/147102 Mon, 24 Apr 2006 20:42:11 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/147102 I am safe from them awful black things! Whew! I was worried. But, in a way, that little wiggly on ... I am safe from them awful black things! Whew! I was worried. But, in a way, that little wiggly one looks like it might be a lot of fun! I wonder if I can catch him just to see what he feels like? He looks like he would be soft. And we might have fun playing tag or sumpin'! Naw....I don't think so...I better not. Mommie might want to keep him. She likes baby things and I want to be her only baby.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/147005 Mon, 24 Apr 2006 17:02:08 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/147005 There are two black critters outside. One is very small and the other one is bigger. They belong ... There are two black critters outside. One is very small and the other one is bigger. They belong to the people who are here visiting. I don't like them black things. Mommie called them D-O-G-S. Well, I was napping and minding my own business, when Daddy and his friend came back home from town. The door opened and that little wiggley one came running into MY house! Imagine! It ran over like a trout out of water, wiggling and dancing over to MY Mommie! MY MOMMIE! I didn't like that very much at all. In fact, I just darn near hated it! Boy, it's a good thing that Mawsie wasn't down here. Mawsie is tough....tougher than any stoopid dog! She woulda ripped him from stem to stern. What is a stem? For that matter, what is a stern? All I know is that that D-O-G was in dire danger and wasn't smart enough to know it. I think dogs are S-T-O-O-P-I-D. And what is more...my Mommie oohed and aahed and had the gall to think it was cute! Some Mom's are also stoopid. I didn't necessarily mean her.....but,..... next time that thing comes into my house, I will show it what cute is! I will rip it from....here to eternity! So there. I am the one who's cute here. And she better not forget it.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/146811 Mon, 24 Apr 2006 09:00:11 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/146811 Oh boy! Mawsie and I have a video now! All thanks to Fluff who was nice enough to share how to d ... Oh boy! Mawsie and I have a video now! All thanks to Fluff who was nice enough to share how to do it! Oh, and Mommie of course for putting all our pictures in! Be sure to look! Ain't I a darling?]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/146711 Sun, 23 Apr 2006 21:39:13 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/146711 I have been so busy today! We have had company for dinner this evening and it was up to me to take ... I have been so busy today! We have had company for dinner this evening and it was up to me to take care of entertaining! I am pooped! Everybody just thinks I am such a darling! And everyboday wants to touch my marble colored soft fur. Mitts off! I had to chase the mouse on the string for one lady. And then. Mommie wanted to show the other lady that I am a boxing cat. Then, I had to chase the little red light thingy! Phew! I am glad it is bedtime. In fact, I am going to tell Mommie to get off the computer, now, because I am too tired to write, let alone think! I ....yawn.....have a list of thingz-zzzz-zzzzz-zz........]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/146469 Sun, 23 Apr 2006 10:17:58 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/146469 Last night when I went to bed, I said my usual prayers like a good kitty cat. I asked for the usua ... Last night when I went to bed, I said my usual prayers like a good kitty cat. I asked for the usual, a nice fat mouse, lots of food, some catnip, if I could, please, and then I asked for something very special. I asked God if he could please help all the homeless kitties and dogs out there. I know what it is like to be hungry and cold. Although I did have a home, they really didn't take very good care of me and my sister and brother cats. And that is why I feel so very lucky to live here...even if I do have to live with Mawse, who hates me so much. I asked if He could find homes for them and make sure that they got lots of food and most of all, love. Cause without love, it is still a cold, lonely world. You can help by going to your local shelter and give just one cat or one dog a home. Please. It's very important and you'll be glad you did.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/146346 Sat, 22 Apr 2006 22:23:17 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/146346 Ma and Pa are home and I am so glad! I hate when they leave. But, they did leave Mawse upstairs ... Ma and Pa are home and I am so glad! I hate when they leave. But, they did leave Mawse upstairs so I am still in one piece! I know I am getting kinda pushy, about all of this.... I am hoping that you will take a peek at KINK, my choice for KItty of the Week on my page. Kink needs a home and I hired myself to be his personal helper. Now, you can help too. Think of all the people you know who might need something warm to cuddle up with, or a nice soft, furry critter to talk to. That' what is wonderful about pets, they keep those silly people from talking to themselves!!! And this is something that will make you feel very good and happy inside. And you will make someone else happy too!! Please, please help to find Kink a home. He is a pretty manx cat with soft black fur and needs a people. The info you need is on the right on my page. Trills to you....]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/146220 Sat, 22 Apr 2006 15:06:07 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/146220 Mommie and Daddy are going to the neighbor's tonight to play cards with their friends. Shoot! Tha ... Mommie and Daddy are going to the neighbor's tonight to play cards with their friends. Shoot! That means I am stuck with Mawse. I sure hope they remember to leave her upstairs. Otherwise, by the time they get home, I will be a bloody pulp! Okay, so it isn't quite that bad....but, almost! Just a reminder to read about KINK on the right of my page. HE NEEDS A HOME AND YOU CAN HELP! Don'tcha have a friend who needs some purr-fect lovin'? Well, remember KINK or one of the other needy cats and dogs who are lookin' for a home! Purrs......]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/146129 Sat, 22 Apr 2006 10:08:03 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/146129 Just wanted to remind you that Catster has a wonderful service going here! They let people put on ... Just wanted to remind you that Catster has a wonderful service going here! They let people put on cats and dogs that are adoptable! Isn't that just the nicest thing? I just love Catster! They are special! This week I chose for my friend, a kitty that needs a home! His name is KINK! And the very best part is that he is a manx, just like me! Manx cats are rumored to be the last critter on the Ark and when they slammed the door shut, the kitty got his tail slammed in the door and lost it! Well, I dunno if that is true or not, but, we sure ain't got much of a tail, if any! Mommie says I walk like a tomboy...whatever that is. Is she making fun of me? Anyway, if you are starved for affection, I know somecat that needs a home....and you can see the link on the right. So take a look. You'll be glad you did...and so will KINK! And......THANKS CATSTER! WE LOVE YA! And if you don't want a manx...(Now who wouldn't?) there are lots of kitties who would love a home. Please help. Trills and purrs and headbutts to all!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/145960 Fri, 21 Apr 2006 19:09:09 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/145960 Oh boy did Mommie and I choose a great friend this week! His name is KINK and he is from Austin, T ... Oh boy did Mommie and I choose a great friend this week! His name is KINK and he is from Austin, Texas. And he is a manx too! He is beautiful and he is ADOPTABLE! So be sure to look and find yourself a pretty kitty to be your very bestest friend! We sent him a rosette and we also send lots of purrs! Here is where you can look at him! http://www.jack.petfinder.com]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/145957 Fri, 21 Apr 2006 19:06:35 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/145957 Oh boy did Mommie and I choose a great friend this week! His name is KINK and he is from Austin, T ... Oh boy did Mommie and I choose a great friend this week! His name is KINK and he is from Austin, Texas. And he is a manx too! He is beautiful and he is ADOPTABLE! So be sure to look and find yourself a pretty kitty to be your very bestest friend! We sent him a rosette and we also send lots of purrs!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/145953 Fri, 21 Apr 2006 18:52:52 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/145953 I gotta new song! It is a dandy! Nice and bouncy, just like me! Now, I have to get off my duff a ... I gotta new song! It is a dandy! Nice and bouncy, just like me! Now, I have to get off my duff and find my new Friend of the Week. Of course, I will be nice and let Mommie help because she feels important that way! I will send my new friend a rosette and ask if they would like to be my friend. I sure hope so, cuz I really like to have friends! Be sure to look pretty soon, who knows? It might be you!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/145839 Fri, 21 Apr 2006 12:25:09 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/145839 Sheesh...Mommie has gone and used up all my 50 spaces for pictures! Hasn't she got anything better ... Sheesh...Mommie has gone and used up all my 50 spaces for pictures! Hasn't she got anything better to do? And what are we going to do when she gets another bunch of adorable pictures of me? Well, there is one good thing about it...maybe I won't have that stupid camera in my face anymore!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/145204 Thu, 20 Apr 2006 06:34:17 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/145204 I feel ever so lucky, today! I am on the diary pick page! One of these days, I will have a lot mo ... I feel ever so lucky, today! I am on the diary pick page! One of these days, I will have a lot more looks than Mawsie. She hates me alreay, but, that's fine. I will show her who is the boss cat around here! I am much nicer, much cuter and much easier to get along with! She's a cross between a slug and a Tasmanian Devil! (Don't tell her I said that or she will beat me up....AGAIN!) Mommie likes me best, I just know. And so does Catster! And all the fine cats... Yup, good choice, Catster! Picking me instead of Mawsie. You got taste!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/144964 Wed, 19 Apr 2006 15:19:57 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/144964 I have had the very best day of all! Mawsie got into BIG trouble with Mommie! She got all her na ... I have had the very best day of all! Mawsie got into BIG trouble with Mommie! She got all her nails trimmed today and boy, was Mommie mad at her! I love it!!! Ha ha hee hee hah haha ha ahahahahha...snort!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/144834 Wed, 19 Apr 2006 09:10:50 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/144834 I was sitting by the patio window daydreaming about tasty things from the old days, and suddenly I ... I was sitting by the patio window daydreaming about tasty things from the old days, and suddenly I looked and there was a nice fat, yummy looking bird. Mmmmm... looked mighty tasty to me! I sat with my whiskers twitching, twittering a bit, thinking how nice he was, when Mommie came over to the window and saw what I was looking at! She opened the door and went out! But, she closed the door too fast for me to make my exit! Dang! She went over and picked the little bird up and sat it in the sunshine. She came back in with a smile on her face and told Daddy how soft it was and that it didn't even make a sound! She sure was grinning! Let me out there and I will show her what a normal person or cat ought to do! Hey, she missed a nice breakfast! And so did I! Well, she kept up her Mommie worry thing and went out again with some soft bread. The bird flew away! Just like that! Mighty strange, people are...she came back in smiling and so happy! Heck, her breakfast just flew away and she is happy! Mighty strange....]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/144491 Tue, 18 Apr 2006 11:48:50 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/144491 Mommie is wearing her new slippers this morning. I wonder why they wear slippers? Okay, so I don't ... Mommie is wearing her new slippers this morning. I wonder why they wear slippers? Okay, so I don't see any hair on her feet, 'cept a couple of funny looking hairs on her big toes. Geeze, that looks stupid! I mean, I have hair on my toes, but, I got lots and it looks soft and furry, not springy and scrawny, like her's is! So maybe they are to keep warm? Speaking of springy, maybe that is why she is wearing them...maybe they give her a little boost to her bounce... she certainly could use one at her age! (snorkle, snirk!) I have noticed that she really doesn't have much of a push off when she gets up! Just sorta groans and moans and cracks and pops when she gets up....not like me! I roar to life, ready to go! Plenty of spring in this cat! Maybe she needs that cuz she is so old! I guess the slippers are okay for human critters, but, I just wonder if she really needs to wear ones with cherries or kitties and stupid little things like that? People are strange.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/144121 Mon, 17 Apr 2006 14:21:57 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/144121 It has been snowing all day long! I managed to just get cuddled up with Mommie on the couch when s ... It has been snowing all day long! I managed to just get cuddled up with Mommie on the couch when she woke up and got up. What is with her? It is just the purr-fect day for laying on the couch. then, she left and came back shortly and acted like she didn't even leave me alone. I don't like to be alone, hasn't she figured that one out yet? The snow is coming down in big furry white flakes, as big as my paw! And it is super wet! I am so-ooo glad I am no longer a wild outdoor cat! Whew! I am not fond of wet, either! Every now and again I hear a big thump! * ! I was wondering what it was when I heard Mommie say to Dad that the snow is sure coming off the roof with a big plop! So, now I don't have to worry about that! (I thought there was something terrible out there, trying to get inside!) But, it's just snow! I sure wish Mommie would come back and lay down on the couch...I feel like cuddlin' a little bit.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/143832 Sun, 16 Apr 2006 20:02:25 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/143832 Mommie and Daddy left for the holiday. I sure miss having them home. They always leave Mawse ups ... Mommie and Daddy left for the holiday. I sure miss having them home. They always leave Mawse upstairs otherwise she likes to beat me up! And so I am down here all day by myself. I always sit by the door when they leave and try to look as pitiful as possible, but, it just doesn't seem to work very good. I need to practice on that a bit. I wish Mawse would be nice cuz I would sure like the company, but, it just isn't ever going to happen! Hates me, hates me not, hates me, hates me not, hates me. But, they're home now! I am so happy! I smell kitties on her hands and I wish she would have brought them home to see and play with! I like kitties! Mommie likes kitties and I bet if Daddy would let her, she would bring a whole house full home! But, I don't think he would want that as much as she would! But, I gotta go now, cuz it is my favorite time of the day. Mommie gets the red light thingy out and I race like the wind and try my darnest to catch it! Tonight's the night! I have my fast sneakers on tonight! I am Super Cat!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/143396 Sat, 15 Apr 2006 19:17:02 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/143396 Mommie was playing with me with my favorite toy, the little red light. Then, she said she better g ... Mommie was playing with me with my favorite toy, the little red light. Then, she said she better go do our diaries. She sure is sweet, but, I hope we get to play some more. I love my light! Someday I will catch it, to be sure! Mom said I should take a moment and tell everyone HAPPY EASTER because she won't be home tomorrow to do diaries. So a very Happy Easter to everybody! I send trills and headbutts to all! Is that enough? Can we play now?]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/143164 Sat, 15 Apr 2006 07:03:47 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/143164 I chose Whtie Thumper for my Friend of the Week. White Thumper was a beautiful white manx that was ... I chose Whtie Thumper for my Friend of the Week. White Thumper was a beautiful white manx that was much loved by his Master. they lost him this past week. I am sending purrs and trills and headbutts to say that I am so very sorry to his family. We will all miss White Thumper. He leaves a hole in his family's heart as he passes over to the Rainbow Bridge.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/142761 Fri, 14 Apr 2006 07:35:15 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/142761 Mommy said that in two months or less, we are going to move. And she says we are going to live in ... Mommy said that in two months or less, we are going to move. And she says we are going to live in the rrrrvvvv...I have had to stay in that house on wheels before and I didn't like it! Scared the catwhiskers outta me! I even cuddled up next to Mawsie once, that's how scared I was! I do not under any circumstances, ever even get close to Mawsie as she is so mean! Mommie seems to think I will get used to it. I don't. I don't want to live in that thing! I want my own house. Gads, doesn't anybody care what I think? Two months......just two more months of looking out my very own window at the birds and deer, the pretty blue sky and pine trees. Isn't Mommie going to miss it, too? I think she will.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/142455 Thu, 13 Apr 2006 11:28:19 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/142455 Boy it just pays to have really good friends here in Montana! My pretty friend, miss Muppet told ... Boy it just pays to have really good friends here in Montana! My pretty friend, miss Muppet told me how to add music to my site...and Mawse has some too! Reuben is the smart kitty who figured this one out, so a GREAT BIG THANK YOU to Reuben too! This is so much fun! Now, I have music for my dancin'! Da da doo doo do doo! whoopsie doo! Ta da!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/142191 Wed, 12 Apr 2006 17:34:39 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/142191 Well, she thinks I am so stupid! Ha! She has nothing on me! She said she was lost in outer space ... Well, she thinks I am so stupid! Ha! She has nothing on me! She said she was lost in outer space...that she couldn't find herself on Catster....well, talk about stupid! I was standing on her tail!!!! Ha ha aha ahaha haaha hhhaa! Ng-yuk! Snort! Now, that's funny!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/141779 Tue, 11 Apr 2006 16:49:09 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/141779 I decided to choose Teddy aka Tah as my very Special Friend of the Week. He is very kind to his ki ... I decided to choose Teddy aka Tah as my very Special Friend of the Week. He is very kind to his kitten, TK. TK's name means Teddy's Kitten! My sister hates me and I wish Teddy could teach her not to be so grouchy and mean to me! I would love to have a pal to cuddle up with and talk to on sad days. Or happy days to share all the good stuff with. Someone who is warm and soft and above all, n-i-c-e. Sometimes I get so scared and I wish my big sister was there for me...to make me feel better and let me know everything is gonna be okay. I dunno...but, some days I think she just hates the fact that I was born. I wish someday that Mommie would get a kitten and name it DK for Dancer's Kitten. I would love it all to pieces. I would let it eat from the bowl first and have the softest spot on the couch. I would hold it when it was afraid and sing soft purry lullabyes to it. But, I don't have a kitty and Mawsie hates me. Shucks. Maybe Teddy would adopt me!!!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/141595 Tue, 11 Apr 2006 09:08:04 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/141595 There were two beautiful deer in our yard this morning! They were nibbling on the fresh green gras ... There were two beautiful deer in our yard this morning! They were nibbling on the fresh green grass! Mommie got the camera thingy out and took a couple of pictures of them. She takes almost as many pics of the deer as she does of me! In all actuallity, I would MUCH rather that she take pictures of them and leave me alone! Especially when she uses that flashy thing that puts stars in my eyes for a week!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/141252 Mon, 10 Apr 2006 14:33:11 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/141252 Ma and Pa are at it again! Busy in the shop packing stuff and sorting things to give away! Mom sa ... Ma and Pa are at it again! Busy in the shop packing stuff and sorting things to give away! Mom says they are giving it to a charity! I hope they get lots of money for all those things and that it helps LOTS of people and maybe a cat and a dog too! Can't forget our other friends, no, can we , Mom? I know she won't! She is really excited becuz the lady who is buying our house is an animal recue person....and also, Mommie says that she won't let anyone hunt 'our' deer either! YAY!!!! I know that makes mommie happy and it is just one more thing, she doesn't have to worry about! I have been a lot of help too! Running all over the house like a wild cat and generally getting underfoot! And I am good at it!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/140203 Fri, 7 Apr 2006 17:22:05 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/140203 Mommie got this from a friend and wanted to share it with all you Catsters! Course for Cats -- ... Mommie got this from a friend and wanted to share it with all you Catsters! Course for Cats -- Humans 101 1. Introduction: Why Do We Need Humans? So you've decided to get yourself a human being. In doing so, you've joined the millions of other cats who have acquired these strange and often frustrating creatures. There will be any number of times, during the course of your association with humans, when you will wonder why you have bothered to grace them with your presence. What's so great about humans anyway? Why not just hang around with other cats? Our greatest philosophers have struggled with this question for centuries, but the answer is actually rather simple: THEY HAVE OPPOSABLE THUMBS. This makes them the perfect tools for such tasks as opening doors, getting the lids off of cat food cans, changing television stations, and other activities that we, despite our other obvious advantages, find difficult to do ourselves. True, chimps, orangutans, and lemurs also have opposable thumbs, but they are nowhere near as easy to train. 2. How and When to Get Your Human's Attention Humans often erroneously assume that there are other, more important activities than taking care of your immediate needs, such as conducting business, spending time with their families, or even sleeping. Though this is dreadfully inconvenient, you can make this work to your advantage by pestering your human at the moment it is the busiest. It is usually so flustered that it will do whatever you want it to do, just to get you out of its hair. Not coincidentally, human teenagers follow this same practice. Here are some tried and true methods of getting your human to do what you want: Sitting on paper: An oldie but a goodie. If a human has paper in front of it, chances are good it assumes the paper is more important than you. It will often offer you a snack to lure you away. Establish your supremacy over this wood pulp product at every opportunity. This practice also works well with computer keyboards, remote controls, car keys, and small children. Waking your human at odd hours: A cat's "golden time" is between 3:30 and 4:30 in the morning. If you paw at your human's sleeping face during this time, you have a better than even chance that it will get up and, in an incoherent haze, do exactly what you want. You may actually have to scratch deep sleepers to get their attention; remember to vary the scratch site to keep the human from getting suspicious. 3. Punishing Your Human Being Sometimes, despite your best training efforts, your human will stubbornly resist bending to your whim. In these extreme circumstances, you may have to punish your human. Obvious punishments, such as scratching furniture or eating household plants, are likely to backfire; the unsophisticated humans are likely to misinterpret the activities and then try to discipline YOU. Instead, we offer these subtle but nonetheless effective alternatives: * Use the cat box during an important formal dinner. * Stare impassively at your human while it is attempting a romantic interlude. * Stand over an important piece of electronic equipment and feign a hairball attack. * After your human has watched a particularly disturbing horror film, stand by the hall closet and then slowly back away, hissing and yowling. * While your human is sleeping, lie on its face. 4. Rewarding Your Human: Should Your Gift Be Still Alive? The cat world is divided over the etiquette of presenting humans with the thoughtful gift of a recently disemboweled animal. Some believe that humans prefer these gifts already dead, while others maintain that humans enjoy a slowly expiring cricket or rodent just as much as we do, given their jumpy and playful movements in picking the creatures up after they've been presented. After much consideration of the human psyche, we recommend the following: cold-blooded animals (large insects, frogs, lizards, garden snakes, and the occasional earthworm) should be presented dead, while warm-blooded animals (birds, rodents, your neighbor's Pomeranian) are better still living. When you see the expression on your human's face, you'll know it's worth it. 5. How Long Should You Keep Your Human? You are obligated to your human for only one of your lives. The other eight are up to you. We recommend mixing and matching, though in the end, most humans (at least the ones that are worth living with) are pretty much the same. But what do you expect? They're humans, after all. Opposable thumbs will take you only so far!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/139834 Thu, 6 Apr 2006 18:22:10 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/139834 I was so dang mad at Mommie this morning. She got up and moseyed in to her litter box and I was ... I was so dang mad at Mommie this morning. She got up and moseyed in to her litter box and I was so-ooo excited to see her, after a long night by my little self! Oh, joy! Company! She came back out and got a cup of coffe and started across the room to head upstairs. Upstairs? Hey, she didn't even say 'hi'! I grabbed her by the ankle and tried to hold her back and I heard her giggle...'Hey, I am serious here!' I grabbed her about four times and then I saw it was totally futile, that she was going upstairs, no matter how I felt about it! So. I bit her! She continued up the stairs, still laughing. I did not see anything funny about it. She's a turkey butt!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/139609 Thu, 6 Apr 2006 09:04:30 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/139609 Mommie got some pictures of us boxing! I am Dancin' Girl the Great! Be sure to look at my ring p ... Mommie got some pictures of us boxing! I am Dancin' Girl the Great! Be sure to look at my ring pictures....and if you want my autograph, you'll just have to get in line. Okay, so I lost the round....but, NEXT time!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/139127 Wed, 5 Apr 2006 07:05:38 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/139127 My Mommie is really, really weird. She said she was happy for her friend who lives in hairy tents ... My Mommie is really, really weird. She said she was happy for her friend who lives in hairy tents. Now, why ever would she want a friend to do that? It's beyond me! I would not want to live in a hairy tent. But, then I have plenty of hair to keep me warm and fuzzy. Most of the people I know would sneeze their heads off if they lived in a hairy tent...allergies, ya know. So I went and asked my sister Mawse why Mom was happy about that. Mawse said, "You are beyond STOO-OOOOPID!" "Wha-aaaa....?" "Listen, Stupid, what Mom said was, the lady got an INHERITANCE, she doesn't live in hairy tents!!!" "Oh." "So what is an inheritance?" Mawsie just stuck her dumb nose up in the air and left.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/138941 Tue, 4 Apr 2006 15:51:31 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/138941 My Muth-thurrr...is so easily amused! She is just having a ball and catnip changing our pictures a ... My Muth-thurrr...is so easily amused! She is just having a ball and catnip changing our pictures around and getting new ones to display here. Boy, you can sure tell she is old...otherwise she would have better things to do!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/138267 Mon, 3 Apr 2006 06:12:15 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/138267 People are so funny! It just goes to show you that people never listen! The other day, early in t ... People are so funny! It just goes to show you that people never listen! The other day, early in the morning, I jumped up on Mommie's bed. I greeted her with my usual great respect, saying, "Muth-rr-rr-rrr." She said, "Well, for goodness sake, Dancer, you can talk!" Of course, I can talk! I have learned that word since I moved in here over a year ago! See what I mean about people not listening? And another thing, Mawse always calls me stupid. Well, I haven't heard her using any foreign languages, so I guess that shows who's the smart one around here! "Muth-r r r-r r r..." I think it's a special word.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/137888 Sun, 2 Apr 2006 07:02:59 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/137888 I have been trying to pull a big trick on Mommie this morning. I laid on my back and played dead a ... I have been trying to pull a big trick on Mommie this morning. I laid on my back and played dead and when she came over, I said, "Meor-april Fool!" She just looked at me like I was nuts! Mawse, being ever so nasty, as usual, said, "You are the stupidest cat I have ever known." "Why?" She said, "Because April Fool's was yesterday, idiot!" "Oh." She said, "It does NOT last all month long." "Oh." She sneered her mean cat sneer and walked away with an evil grin. Well, dang, I liked April Fool and I thought I could do this all month long! "Shucks!" Now, what can I do for excitement?"]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/137165 Fri, 31 Mar 2006 07:36:06 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/137165 I was going about my business, patroling the frontroom when I heard this very small whisper. "Dan ... I was going about my business, patroling the frontroom when I heard this very small whisper. "Dancer...." I was just in the middle of a step, and I turned around and ran to Mommie's bedroom. I jumped up with a friendly greeting, just a small trill to say, "Whatcha need, Mommie?" She hugged and kissed me and told me I am such a smart little girl. Later on I heard her ask Daddy what I was doing when she called my name. He said he didn't hear her call. "Well," she said, "I just barely whispered her name." Daddy told her I had one foot in the air and suddenly I just turned completely around and ran for the door of the bedroom. He thought it was kinda odd. Well, what is the matter with him? Doesn't he have ears for heaven's sake? That is what they are for!!! I asked Mawsie about it and she told me once again, how very stupid I am....that people can't hear all the things that cats hear! I didn't know that! Mawse said, "You're stupid!" "Am not!" "Are too!" "Am not either..." "Are too." "I hate Mawsie!"]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/136774 Thu, 30 Mar 2006 09:16:20 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/136774 I feel so incredibly lazy today! I laid on Mommie's lap for over half an hour while she brushed me ... I feel so incredibly lazy today! I laid on Mommie's lap for over half an hour while she brushed me with a soft brush. I really like it when she does that! But, when I got my belly brushed, that was the end of that! ENOUGH! I do not like my tummy touched. What is with this woman? She knows the rules! Okay, so she has her own rules....they DO NOT coincide with mine! She tells me I am the little cat and she is the big cat. I really can't say as how I like the sound of that either! She tries to tell me that when I am being a butthead. Like when I am chewing on the brush while she is trying to make me pretty! Or when I go back to my old wild ways and get this wild crazy look in my eyes and try to bite. I don't bite too hard. I will go along with some of the rules, kinda. A little bit. But, not when it comes to my tummy!!!!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/135529 Mon, 27 Mar 2006 07:49:49 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/135529 Mommie says I am such a brat! She has been spending a lot of time putting in new pictures for the ... Mommie says I am such a brat! She has been spending a lot of time putting in new pictures for the Catster Plus! But, there is a problem with that...to do it, she needs more pictures. And, I am NOT a willing subject. I can't stand her shenanigans! How would she like it if it were her? I know dang well she wouldn't 'cuz when someone takes a camera out, she manages to leave the room screaming, "I DON'T WANT MY PICTURE TAKEN!" Then she mumbles something about breaking the %^$#@(*! camera. I don't understand the words, but, I have a feeling they don't mean something nice. So, gimmee a break! "I DON'T WANT MY PICTURE TAKEN, EITHER!"]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/135263 Sun, 26 Mar 2006 05:29:46 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/135263 Mawsie said I should go to church. She said it is Sunday and all good cats Must go to church. She ... Mawsie said I should go to church. She said it is Sunday and all good cats Must go to church. She said that I should go to the round church because that way the devil couldn't corner me. Although I want to be a good cat, there is a problem here. I don't know what a church is. Is it something like cheese? Sounds pretty good to me. And I don't know what a Sunday is either. Mommie says a sundae is made with ice cream....I know that I like ice cream, but, only just a little! I am just wondering if Mawsie is pulling my leg, again? I don't know what the devil is either, but, I think Mawsie is going to get it for teasing me again. She thinks I am so stupid!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/134336 Thu, 23 Mar 2006 09:23:33 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/134336 Mommie is at it again! She drives a cat nuts! She has this stupid thingy that looks like a small ... Mommie is at it again! She drives a cat nuts! She has this stupid thingy that looks like a small box and she points it at me and then, everything goes totally weird around here! I can't see and there are little stars and fuzzy wild thingys that float in the air and my eyes! I can't stand it! There is a blinding flash of sunlight that makes me dizzy! I hate it when that happens! Then, she oohs and aahs and says how very cute I am. Well, that's true enough, but, why is it necessary to make me feel like I am on LSD or some of that weird drug stuff? I feel like some mangy old dog has drug me through the pig sty and curled my whiskers with a hot curling iron. Ma-aaaa.....STOP THAT! No wonder Mawse likes to hide upstairs. @#*^%$@#!!!! Dang it! There are some things about being a citified cat that I just don't like at all. And that dang box is one of them! But, Mommie says everyone will sure enjoy my new pictures and to stop my whining! Be sure to look. Ain't I cute?]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/134144 Wed, 22 Mar 2006 17:11:16 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/134144 I was invited by the beautiful Miss Muppet to join a group called Terrific Tabbies! I feel like a ... I was invited by the beautiful Miss Muppet to join a group called Terrific Tabbies! I feel like a princess! I am ever more popular than my sister Mawse. No one has asked her to join any groups! Ha ha! I feel terrible. Mommie said it isn't nice to be that way. That being popular means nothing, if you are not a nice cat. She also said that if you are pretty on the outside and ugly on the inside, that it is not a good thing. I thought about all that and decided that I would much rather be pretty on the inside, so, I am very sorry for what I said. I take it all back! Mawsie, I am sorry. I love you. Mawsie just gave me a dirty look! Ma-aaaaa!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/133774 Tue, 21 Mar 2006 17:55:01 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/133774 I am just one lucky cat! I got to be diary pick of the day! Now, don't I just feel really special? ... I am just one lucky cat! I got to be diary pick of the day! Now, don't I just feel really special? I do! I even got a rosette from Taffy Morgana!!! Thanks so very very much! This has been one fine day! The sun was shining on the snow and the sky was azure blue! Mother Nature rolled out the 'white carpet' the other day to herald Spring! It sure did look pretty! Mommie said it gave her fish a drink, the ones in the Yellowstone River and all the lakes that were pretty thirsty! I didn't know a lake gets thirsty...did you? It would seem that they wouldn't cuz they are full of water....well, I dunno. Sometimes I am just so stupid...ask Mawsie. She'll sure agree to that! But, the exciting part was when my Mom came home from town. She had three different sacks of cat food. She opened every one of them and put a few pieces on the floor to see which one I liked the best. I liked them all!!! I just feel so rich when she does that. That's cuz I was an outdoor cat and didn't even know what cat food was! But, now I sure do!!! And I love it! Ain't life good? No...Life is GREAT! Thanks Catster and all the nice people who asked to be my friends. I love everybody today!!! That means YOU!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/133442 Mon, 20 Mar 2006 18:36:54 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/133442 Just watched the sun go ker-plop! in the sky! It sure gets dark quick! Ya outta see Mommie at ni ... Just watched the sun go ker-plop! in the sky! It sure gets dark quick! Ya outta see Mommie at night when it gets dark! She is a riot! Stumbles around like a flea bitten old dog...er, (Did I say that?) Well, she is awfully old! After all she is 434 years old in cat and dog years! But, honest to Catwhiskers, she can't see nuthin' in the dark! I have to wake up in the middle of the night just to make sure she gets to the bathroom without breaking her silly, old neck! She's FUNNY! People are really weird...can't hear too good, can't see too good, no fur and they make this dogbreath sound that sounds a bit like chickens getting their heads cut off! (I think they call it laughing!) Some days I am just so glad to be a cat. Especially when it gets dark out. And then the most magical thing happens at night at about 8 PM. I sit and stare at Mommie for awhile and pretty soon that teeny tiny red light appears on the rug! It just goes crazy on the floor! I chase it till my sides are heaving and I have to catch a breath! I heard her say something to Dad about, that Dancer needs a bit of exercise now that she has gained a few pounds.....well, in that case, Mommie and Daddy should take a few minutes and chase it too! They aren't exactly scrawny little critters themselves! Dad has to wear suspenders and Mommie wears them stretchy pants all the time! Anyway, it is just a blast chasing that little light! Darnedest thing, though...I have yet to catch it! Maybe tomorrow.....]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/132775 Sun, 19 Mar 2006 05:46:52 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/132775 At last...recognition for being the wonderful cat that I am! It is so much fun to be picked by Cat ... At last...recognition for being the wonderful cat that I am! It is so much fun to be picked by Catster! It just makes you feel special all over! Mommie told the lady who is buying our house about Catster and even sent our sites over. She loves cats, just like Mommie does! She is a smart lady. And nice. Mawse is going to be so extra hateful to me today! She thinks she is the star in this family. Ha! We woke up to several inches of snow this morning...br-rrr. I am glad I didn't sneak out when it was like this! I would look like an Abominable Cat! Or a Catsquash! Today will be a good day to just take it nice and easy...purr a little...get my pets...and love. I want to take this moment to thank all our friends at Catster for being the nice people they are...and of course the sponsors who make it all possible....now I will get off my podium and go look for Mommie. I think I need a hug!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/132439 Sat, 18 Mar 2006 05:16:04 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/132439 While the lady was is buying our house was here yesterday, I managed to sneak outside. It was such ... While the lady was is buying our house was here yesterday, I managed to sneak outside. It was such a lovely day, with the wind blowing in some nice yummy smells. I do not have any idea why I did that? I tried to run for the door when Ma and Pa went in and I missed it! So there I was, all by my little self andI was scared out of my wits! I had forgotten how really terrible it is out there with all the weird noises and strange goings on! "Ma-aaaaaa!!!! Help! Ma-aaaaa!!!!" Nobody heard me. "MA-AAAAAA-AAAAAAA!" At long last she came to the door. I ran so fast that I nearly collided with the door as she opened it! I am nice and fat and juicy now and there are lots of things out there that want a fat little snack. Me! So, I will never, ever do that again! EVER! I even had my tail fluffed up to make me look tough, but, not having much for a tail, it didn't have much of an effect! I was scared spitless!!!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/130800 Mon, 13 Mar 2006 17:46:10 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/130800 I am not a happy cat right now! My very own Mommie and Daddy took me to the doc-terror and it scar ... I am not a happy cat right now! My very own Mommie and Daddy took me to the doc-terror and it scared me half to death! First there was the ride over there...that in itself is enough to make a cat's skin crawl to Texas! I DO NOT LIKE cars!!! And the road is all bumpy and rocky and it is enough to make you throw up the good stuff! Then, Daddy carried me in inside that cagey thing that I hate with a passion! It is cold, uncomfortable and it is heck on ones dignity to be thrown in a cage and treated like some sub-form of catdom. I am still angry! The lady there was so sweet and talked baby talk and I thought she was really nice til she grabbed my head and face in her hand. She squished my upper lip for gosh sake's! Then, she tucked my body in close to her body and grabbed my front leg! I knew instantly that I had been had! The doc-terror, picked up some vile looking metal thingy's and took my poor little paw in his hand and CHOPPED OFF MY BEAUTIFUL FINGERNAILS! CALL THE COPS! Not only did they hack off my front nails, then, then he had the utter gall to grab my hind foot and whack off my pretty back toenails too!!! sob...... That was a sob, not S. O. B. although I am thinking the other term fits quite nicely here. What kind of Mother would allow that kind of treatment to her very own child???? I will be having nightmares tonight, I am sure. And then, to totally take what little bit of dignity I had left, I went over and jumped on the scratching pad, and tried to fix my nails. It didn't work! They even took that little pleasure away from me. I am planning to pout for quite awhile. The only thing that made it a bit better, was when Mawsie came downstairs, Mommie grabbed her and trimmed her toenails too!!!! Heh, heh, heh.....at least that made me smile!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/130128 Sun, 12 Mar 2006 07:33:28 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/130128 Aw, Phooey! It was so close yesterday that I could just feel it. Warm and wonderful and a soft ... Aw, Phooey! It was so close yesterday that I could just feel it. Warm and wonderful and a soft dancing breeze foretelling of flowers and birds and butterflies, dancing like silly little schoolgirls. There was a warmth, emanating from the ground...like sweet baked cinnamon rolls, fresh from the oven. There were songs in the air, old-time tunes that sang from golden memories of yesteryear's. I felt kittenish and dizzy with the delight of the day. There were slight wisps of green in the fields, like hidden treasures to seek and touch. The newness of life. I saw a field of kaleidoscope colored calves, laughing and daring to run away from their mother's protection! Flowers shook their heads and tried futilely to poke their heads through the hard, unmoving ground. I could almost smell their fragrance and feel their impatience. For I was impatient too. I wanted this promise of Spring to flower in abundance and shake off the old winter coat. And this morning, I awoke to snow! Dang!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/129793 Sat, 11 Mar 2006 05:53:30 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/129793 Mommie pulled a fast one on me yesterday! I was laying on my little bed, minding my own business, ... Mommie pulled a fast one on me yesterday! I was laying on my little bed, minding my own business, when I saw her and Dad take turns going into the bathroom, then, I heard my name mentioned. She came over and swooped me off my bed and carried me into the bathroom. She stood on this wobbly box thingy and Dad looked at it and said, 10 pounds! Momm started gigling and said, "She has gained four pounds!" Now, who's business is that? Mine. And then she goes in and changes my weight in Catster here and now, EVERYBODY KNOWS! I am not too happy about that! Stoopid Mom.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/127591 Sun, 5 Mar 2006 06:56:05 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/127591 My half sister Shadow used to live outdoors like me. She is a manx also and is a rich beautiful bla ... My half sister Shadow used to live outdoors like me. She is a manx also and is a rich beautiful black. Mommie caught her and she now lives with my people sister's family. She is nice and fat now and is very happy with her people. She has two kids to play with (Which is good sometimes, and sometimes I think I would Be CRAZY!) But, she seems to like them, most of the time. Anyway, she just had babies. Five nice fat babies. I am so glad they won't have to live outdoors and be hungry all the time like Shadow and I were. Two of the kitties are manx and there are two whitish ones and three backs. Mommie is so excited! She said this makes her a great grandmother cat. She now has grandkitties! She hasn't seen them yet, but, knowing her, it's a good thing or she would want to bring them home! She really likes cats! But, there is already one too many cats living here with my mean ol' sister cat, Mawse. I wonder if we could trade her for one small nice kitten? That would be great! Hm-mmm....I'll have to ask Mom!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/127262 Sat, 4 Mar 2006 06:18:15 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/127262 It's supposed to snow here in Montana today. They can keep it! Mommie wants to go fishing! She sa ... It's supposed to snow here in Montana today. They can keep it! Mommie wants to go fishing! She said Spring is just around the corner, so I went and looked and I didn't see a spring! Mommie is so-oooo silly!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/126254 Wed, 1 Mar 2006 11:43:47 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/126254 I am just pooped! Mommie and Daddy have had company for almost two weeks! Try entertaining four ... I am just pooped! Mommie and Daddy have had company for almost two weeks! Try entertaining four people for 24 hours a day, yourself and see how hard it is! I am one tired cat! I have to be on my best behavior too, and that's not easy! Plus I had to be extra darling because that's my job. I roll over and look real precious and they just feel obligated to pet my little tummy. And that drives me nuts, 'cuz I really don't like my little round tummy petted to begin with! YUK! I managed to bite the nice lady a little bit on one hand, and for some reason she laughed at me! I was serious! But, I did really like her very much...she's nice. I was sorry I bit her. The worst thing about it all, was they had a really fast critter with them that got in the house once or twice. She was black and white and Mawsie said she was a dog. I don't think I like dogs. They don't smell like cats and they have fleas...although I don't think this one had fleas. I am all petted out and rather tired and now I can sit anywhere I want to again, without worrying about someone sitting on me, or that awful dog critter getting in MY house! So, I think I will just go and take a nap...and purr to my heart's content.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/119251 Sat, 11 Feb 2006 06:40:13 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/119251 I have this kid at our house and she just won't leave me alone! Mom says it is her granddaughter. ... I have this kid at our house and she just won't leave me alone! Mom says it is her granddaughter. Her name is Tiffy! She is really pretty with long dark hair and her skin is so soft and creamy pink! She keeps bugging me, but, I kinda like it! I think it would be fun to own one of those, 'cuz they like to play a lot! She is nice and warm to cuddle with on the couch. I like to perch my little self on the top of her leg and sit there and have her pet me. She has nice hands, always so soft and gentle. I like that! I wonder if we can keep her?]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/104971 Sat, 24 Dec 2005 19:24:07 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/104971 First I want to say, "Meowry Christmouse!" I finally allowed Mommie to take a picture of me for th ... First I want to say, "Meowry Christmouse!" I finally allowed Mommie to take a picture of me for the Christmas parade. I hate to have my picture taken, almost as much as Mommie does. But, I thought I would make some points here and let her do her thing. Well, everything was going fine until she decided that I needed my nails trimmed. I am a wild animal for gosh sakes! I do not like to have my nails trimmed! She knew I was wild when she brought me into this family and I have done my best to adapt to her sometimes idiotic ways! But, when it comes to trimming my precious nails....I DO NOT WANT THEM TRIMMED! What is with that woman? Why does she insist on doing that? I get really, really mad and she laughs at me, but, then, pretty soon she is mad too. I lost about 6 nails in this battle and I am not a happy catster! So, I suppose I will get a lump of coal for Christmas. I don't even care. I just want my nails back. Phooey on her.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/101419 Sun, 11 Dec 2005 13:09:31 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/101419 Mommie has been doing it again...taking pictures! I was sitting in the window this morning and she ... Mommie has been doing it again...taking pictures! I was sitting in the window this morning and she got a picture of me sitting on the sunny window ledge. It was such a beautiful morning. The snow was all sparkly and it looked like tiny diamonds whirling about! She thought I didn't know she was going to take a picture, but, I heard her moving about very quietly. She didn't see me peek out to see what she was doing, but, I thought, just this one time, I would humor her. She is so silly with that camera thingy. At least this time she didn't use the fire flashy thing on it. I hate that thing! It blinds me. Mostly that is why I stayed behind the curtain! So, she got her picture and I didn't get blinded! If you want to see the picture it is above.. Ain't I sumpin'?]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/101027 Fri, 9 Dec 2005 18:12:56 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/101027 Mawsie entered the cat contest and she thought she would win baddest cat. Well, she is certainly ... Mawsie entered the cat contest and she thought she would win baddest cat. Well, she is certainly a bad cat, but, she didn't win! Ha ha ha ha!!!! She is such a jerk, and now she has a bad attitude and takes it all out on poor little me. I am so sweet, I never ask for trouble...'cept sometimes. and I manage to turn it all around when possible and get Mawsie in BIG TROUBLE! It's fun!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/98855 Fri, 2 Dec 2005 17:17:57 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/98855 I think I don't remember what Christmas is, if I ever had one of those. Mommie says I had one last ... I think I don't remember what Christmas is, if I ever had one of those. Mommie says I had one last year because that is about the time I came to live here. I love it here! I love the food! I love the warmth! I love my soft bed! I love cat food! I love Mommie! I love Daddy! I don't ever want to be outside in the cold again! But, about Christmas...isn't that when Mommie gets really weird and brings a tree in and puts packaged stuff under it and threatens my little fuzzy butt when I chew on them? Oh, gads, I am going to have to behave! I hate it when that happens! Mawsie and me just got our buns chewed for fighting again. I went and hid behind the couch and she said, "Don't think I don't know where you're at! Smarty Pants! You are in trouble too!" (Well, that didn't work!) So, about Christmas...I just can't keep my mind on anything tonight. It was that wonderful day when Mommie bought me all those special presents and some catnip too. I was all skinny then and looked like a toothpick. Now I am nice and round... really really round. I am so-oooo round that she bought Mawse and me some diet cat food! I don't know why I am getting so fluffy. (Nicer word than fat, huh?) I only eat a little bite here and a little bite there. I am a dainty eater. I am not a pig like Mawsie. She weighs as much as a house! Ha! Mawse Hawse!!! (I did not say that. You can't say I said that. If you say I said that, I will deny it.) Forever. Mawsie will pound me good. Well, anyway, about Christmas, I am really looking forward to it...even if I can't remember much about it. I must make a list of things I want and leave it out for Mommie to see. First on the list will be one less sister cat. We'll figure it out from there. Purrs.....]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/86384 Mon, 24 Oct 2005 07:26:34 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/86384 Mama is getting mushy again. She always likes to hold me and kiss the top of my head. I put up wi ... Mama is getting mushy again. She always likes to hold me and kiss the top of my head. I put up with it because she seems to enjoy it so, but egads...such humiliation! See picture below. Also, notice Mama's gray hair. Old, ain't she? Hee-heeeeee...don't tell her I said that!!!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/86028 Sat, 22 Oct 2005 22:59:10 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/86028 In case you have never looked at the Catster FAQS, I wanted to share this with you, because Mommie ... In case you have never looked at the Catster FAQS, I wanted to share this with you, because Mommie and I liked it so very much. One of their FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions) was, Is anything in this world guaranteed? And this is the part Mommie and I liked so very much: The answer was: Yes, the only guarantee we have in this life is unconditional love from a cat. Don'tcha just love it?]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/82306 Sun, 9 Oct 2005 17:48:53 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/82306 Mommie got this from her friend, Merrilee. She thought it was funny! Then, she had to go and add ... Mommie got this from her friend, Merrilee. She thought it was funny! Then, she had to go and add her own comment at the bottom of the page. Personally, I don't think that's funny or true. Tsk!!! CAT PHYSICS Presented by the Institute of Theoretical & Applied Cat Physics 1. Law of Cat Inertia A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force, such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse. 2. Law of Cat Motion A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction. 3. Law of Cat Magnetism All blue blazers and black sweaters attract cat hair in direct proportion to the darkness of the fabric. 4. Law of Cat Thermodynamics Heat flows from a warmer to a cooler body, except in the case of a cat, all heat flows to the cat. 5. Law of Cat Stretching A cat will stretch to a distance proportional to the length of the nap just taken. 6. Law of Cat Sleeping All cats must sleep with people whenever possible, in a position as uncomfortable for the people involved as is possible for the cat. 7. Law of Cat Elongation A cat can make her body long enough to reach just about any countertop that has anything remotely interesting on it. 8. Law of Cat Acceleration A cat will accelerate at a constant speed, until he gets good and ready to stop. 9. Law of Dinner Table Attendance Cats must attend all meals when anything good is served. 10. Law of Rug Configuration No rug may remain in its naturally flat state for very long. 11. Law of Obedience Resistance A cat's resistance varies in inverse proportion to a human's desire for her to do something. 12. First Law of Energy Conservation Cats know that energy can neither be created nor destroyed and will therefore use as little energy as possible. 13. Second Law of Energy Conservation Cats also know that energy can only be stored by a lot of napping. 14. Law of Refrigerator Observation If a cat watches a refrigerator long enough, someone will come along and take out something good to eat. 15. Law of Electric Blanket Attraction Turn on an electric blanket and a cat will jump into bed at the speed of light. 16. Law of Random Comfort Seeking A cat will always seek, and usually take over, the most comfortable spot in any given room. 17. Law of Bag / Box Occupancy All bags and boxes in a given room must contain a cat within the earliest possible nanosecond. 18. Law of Cat Embarrassment A cat's irritation rises in direct proportion to her embarrassment times the amount of human laughter. 19. Law of Milk Consumption A cat will drink his weight in milk, squared, just to show you he can. 20. Law of Furniture Replacement A cats desire to scratch furniture is directly proportional to the cost of the furniture. 21. Law of Cat Landing A cat will always land in the softest place possible. 22. Law of Fluid Displacement A cat immersed in milk will displace her own volume, minus the amount of milk consumed. 23. Law of Cat Disinterest A cat's interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him. 24. Law of Pill Rejection Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity. 25. Law of Cat Composition A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter. 26. Law of Selective Listening Although a cat can hear a can of tuna being opened a mile away, she can't hear a simple command three feet away. 27. Law of Equidistant Separation All cats in a given room will locate at points equidistant from each other, and equidistant from the centre of the room. 28. Law of Cat Invisibility Cats think that if they can't see you, then you can't see them. 29. Law of Space-Time Continuum Given enough time, a cat will land in just about any space. 30. Law of Concentration of Mass A cat's mass increases in direct proportion to the comfort of the lap she occupies. 31. Law of Cat Probability (Uncertainty Principle) It is not possible to predict where a cat actually is, only the probability of where she "might" be. 32. Law of Cat Obedience As yet undiscovered. (Especially by Dancin' Girl!!!)]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/81256 Wed, 5 Oct 2005 09:31:41 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/81256 We got a big pile of snow last night! It is so pretty! And so darn cold! I think I don't like sno ... We got a big pile of snow last night! It is so pretty! And so darn cold! I think I don't like snow. I saw the wild cat, my sister that Mommie feeds this morning. Mommie had taken food out early for her so she could eat when she came down. I felt sorry for her, cuz the snow was pretty deep on her. Mommie says she is looking much better, she is not so skinny. I don't know why the neighbor people don't feed her much. I know I sure didn't like living there. I was always cold and hungry. Mommie said if she could just catch the wild cat, she would find a nice warm home for her. But, every time she goes out, the stupid cat runs away! It was easy to catch me! I know a good thing when I see it! I get lots of food and LOTS of pets now and I just love it! Mommie was worried that the cat is probably very cold being outdoors like that and I think she will try to fix up a little house for her. Mommie is so nice. I love her and she loves me!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/80222 Sat, 1 Oct 2005 13:10:07 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/80222 Boy it just seems like forever since Mommie has taken the time to write in my diary. I just can't ... Boy it just seems like forever since Mommie has taken the time to write in my diary. I just can't figure it out. You would think it is one of the more important things to do and it should be first on her list. Silly Mom. Oh, well, at least she has taken the time to get some new pics and put them in here! You will see by the pictures that I have a new job. I take it quite seriously. I am the Bug Catcher. I find them, then stalk them, then go in for the attack! EEEE-YEEEWWWW! I just hate to touch those things! They are Ugly! And some of them smell funny. But, somebody has got to do it! Poor me.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/76185 Thu, 15 Sep 2005 06:25:31 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/76185 We have been really busy around here, but I wanted to let you know what is going on with the lit ... We have been really busy around here, but I wanted to let you know what is going on with the little wild kitty, my sister. As I mentioned, Mommie caught her and took her to live out in the country with my human sister and her family. They have two little girls. She is really a lucky cat....I don't have any little girls here. Anyway, she has a name now and it is Shadow. She is getting nice and round...filling out from having good food all the time. She loves her new home and her new people. She didn't quite know what to think of it at first and all she would do is go hide outdoors. But, when one of the people showed up, she would rememer how nice those hands were and how good it felt to have a rub on the head and she would come out of her hidey hole. Mommie said she ate like a little pig at first...I wonder how a little pig eats....does anyone know? She finally ventured into the house one day and took a peek...and it scared her! She had never been inside a house before and it was sure a busy place! She wasn't too sure she liked it and went back out right away. But, now she likes to go in and visit where the nice warm hugs are and the busy little girls can hold and love her. I guess she has decided it is a nice place to be...and she has even gotten to sleep on the bed! Every one in there seems to love her a lot...and she is very happy. Yup, Shadow and I are very lucky cats.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/70805 Thu, 25 Aug 2005 07:01:01 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/70805 My Mommie has been feeding about 6 cats that come to Mom's picnic. I guess the neighbor's don't f ... My Mommie has been feeding about 6 cats that come to Mom's picnic. I guess the neighbor's don't feel it is necessary to feed their outdoor cats...so Mommie does it. Thank goodness she does, otherwise I wouldn't have a nice warm home with lots of food! I was one of those little cats myself and last year in December, Mommie caught me and she brought me in. I wasn't too happy about that at the time, but boy I am one happy girl now!! Well, my black Manx sister is a lot like me. She loves to be petted and loved. I was like that too. I didn't know whether I would rather have some food or a nice rub on the head, and believe me, when you are as hungry as I was, it was a hard decision. But, boy did she have a nice rubbing hand! So the other day, like I was saying, the little black Manx kitty came to the house to eat. And for the first time, she came to Mommie and wanted one of those good rubs! So Mommie rubbed her good and talked real sweetly with her. The next day, she did the same thing and Mommie put her in that awful cat cage thingy. But, I knew that it was a good thing. Black Kitty didn't know that and she was afraid like I was. Mommie called my human sister Shelle and told her that she caught Black Kitty and did she still want to give her a home? She did and they took her out there yesterday. They have two of those small human people there and so she will get a lot of attention! They just loved her!!! She is pretty skinny, but I know she will be fat and sassy after living there for awhile. I am so-oooo happy for her! Now, let's see, we need homes for about five more. Any takers?]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/69763 Sun, 21 Aug 2005 15:44:14 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/69763 My Mommie is the nicest lady in the whole world! She noticed a cat outside last week and so she too ... My Mommie is the nicest lady in the whole world! She noticed a cat outside last week and so she took some food out for it. Mom says it looks anorexic. Really skinny and it was really super hungry. So since she started feeding it, there are others joining the neighborhood picnic. I am wondering if she is thinking about adopting them too. She might not know this, but they are my brother's and sisters. I am so excited! There is one black manx who doesn't have a tail either, like me. And this all black one... she is the skinny one. There is a black and white one and a calico like me. Then there is a pink one...okay, so it is light orange and a multi-colored one with blacks and white and grey. Mommie thinks she is pretty. All in all, there are six cats now. Daddy says....NO. I think he knows Mommie and that if she could, she would adopt all of them. I heard Mommie call the lady up the hill where I used to live and ask if the cats were hers? Naturally they are. Mommie knew that but she wanted to find out if she fed them at all. The lady says she does, but I know it isn't very much because I was hungry all the time. I got a couple of mouthfuls every once in awhile, but my poor little tummy just hurt all the time. I am so happy I live here now. But, I do feel sorry for my sisters and brothers. Mommie took a bunch of leftover stuff out and a pan of catfood today. They are so thankful for a nice pan of food and plenty to go around. She fills the dish three times a dy to make sure all of them get food. Mommie is planning to get a couple of them to give to my human sister. The lady said it would be okay. But, they are pretty scared so they will need to wait awhile. At least some of them will find homes. Mommie said the lady has a new bunch of kitties...I guess they don't believe in birth control up there either. I love my Mommie.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/68461 Tue, 16 Aug 2005 14:03:03 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/68461 Mommie was really upset today. She let Mawsie out for awhile, which she very seldom does. Daddy ... Mommie was really upset today. She let Mawsie out for awhile, which she very seldom does. Daddy was out there too so she thought it was okay to let her out. Daddy came back in and asked if Mawse was in yet, and she told him she was still outside. So, she went outdoors and looked but didn't see her anywhere. She walked all around and hollared for her. I was settling in pretty nice about then thinking that I just might have the couch and chairs and the catbox and everything for myself! Now, that didn't sound too bad to me. But, some lady came to visit and stayed awhile and after she left they went back out and looked for Mawse. They hollared and called and walked around everywhere! Yup, no big, mean sister to pound on me, get the dish of water all to myself, the whole pile of catfood in the dish and Mommie's bed!!! Wow! Mommie looked upstairs in all the bedrooms and the shop, and still no Mawse! She was telling Dad that she sure hoped a coyote or a bear or a cougar or and eagle didn't get her. Hm-mmm, all of Mommie's hugs and kisses and her lap all to my own!!! Yeow!!! She went out again and bellared and hollared for Mawsie and she still wasn't there....and then she started to cry. Oh-oooo, I hate for Mommie to cry. I hope they find her. I would miss her, I really would. Daddy said he would check upstairs again and so he went up to look. Sure enough....there was Mawse, chillin' under the bed! Mommie didn't know whether to laugh or cry. I do. Booo hooo-ooooooo!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/67012 Thu, 11 Aug 2005 08:23:50 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/67012 Mommie has had her share of computer troubles for the last month or two. She is totally sick of co ... Mommie has had her share of computer troubles for the last month or two. She is totally sick of computers! Does anyone else feel this way? She said she thinks the computer guy is sick of looking at her face and would do nearly anything to get rid of her. He finally took a comuter he had on hand and fixed it up with everything she wanted and gave it to her! Of course she had to trade in her other computers and a couple of hundred bucks + ! But she seems to be quite happy this morning, checking her sites and having fun with it all. And the best news is, she can finally help me with my diary! I am sure everyone missed me!!! Purrs...]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/65595 Sat, 6 Aug 2005 09:59:57 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/65595 I want to thank all the nice kitties and Catster for thinking of me on my special day! Wow! Birth ... I want to thank all the nice kitties and Catster for thinking of me on my special day! Wow! Birthdays are lots of fun! I got a couple of new toys and best of all, Mommie got me a new shoestring, my favorite toy in the whole world! She saved it for last and I was so excited I was just dancin'! Mawse gave me a nice soft toy and Daddy gave me a feathery one with catnip! Then, to add to all this excitement, Mommie gave me some tasty treats to eat....I LOVE BIRTHDAYS! Being a house cat is the best in the world! I need to say I am sorry to a couple of cats who wrote. Mommie had to get another computer and today is the first time she was able to get on Catster. She was sure disgusted. So she will try to get the mails and invites to be friends too. And A GREAT BIG THANK YOU TO CATSTER for making my day so very special! They are the greatest...well, next to Mommie and Daddy.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/64954 Thu, 4 Aug 2005 06:53:07 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/64954 Mommie told Daddy is will be my birthday tomorrow. I must be stupid as I really don't know what a b ... Mommie told Daddy is will be my birthday tomorrow. I must be stupid as I really don't know what a birthday is. I went to ask Mawsie and she said I am really stupid. But, then Mawse always says that. She said it is the day that I was born. So, I asked her "Is that an important day?" She said that it is a terrible day for her. Well, that wasn't nice! So then I asked what is gonna happen? She said I am so stupid that probably nothing will happen but that on her birthday, Mommie usually gives her something good to eat and maybe a nice gift. A GIFT? I wonder what it will be? Something special to eat? Heck, after living outdoors for all those months, everything is special to eat here!!! Well, all of this info is certainly wonderful news! It has got me dancing for sure! I wonder what I will get? A gift....a special day just for me!!! I just can't wait!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/64879 Wed, 3 Aug 2005 19:59:59 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/64879 Mommie says I have serious eyes and a frivolous heart. I wonder if that is good? I can really get ... Mommie says I have serious eyes and a frivolous heart. I wonder if that is good? I can really get her when she leaves. I just sit close to the door and look really sad. I know she feels guilty, so why does she leave anyway? I guess I'll have to work on that one some more. I sure wish I knew what frivolous is....it makes me silly just thinking about it!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/64407 Tue, 2 Aug 2005 09:08:22 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/64407 I have found that I have magical powers! I am a Super Cat! The other night I jumped up on the be ... I have found that I have magical powers! I am a Super Cat! The other night I jumped up on the bed with Mommie and she started that old stuff of rubbing my little soft belly. Now, she does that for her very own pleasure, not mine! She likes it 'cuz it is so soft there, but I just don't like it much at all! So I decided, enough of that! I kicked her fingers away from my tummy and did a little roll and got my head down into position, so she could rub me on the head! Now that is the bestest in the world! Pur-rrrrr....rrrr..... Oh, I was in Heaven! Lovely! More! Yes-ssss...purr.... I was in total bliss! Suddenly my purrer just got to working overtime and it went into Super Purr at an astounding rate! It was SUPER PURR!!! I sounded a bit like an SST... (super sonic transport) with a new twist...SSP or better known in cat circles as SUPER SONIC PURR!!! I was in overdrive! I was purring so hard my body went into spasms of joy! I was making so dang much noise, I couldn't go to sleep! Okay, enough of that...I rolled over and promptly fell off the bed as I oftentimes do. I HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS! I am never too sure if Mommie pushed me or what. I think she did 'cuz I heard her laughing as I left the room. Dirty dog.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/63815 Sun, 31 Jul 2005 08:12:04 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/63815 Okay, so Mawse thinks she is the only cat who knows about Sunday and church and stuff.....well, M ... Okay, so Mawse thinks she is the only cat who knows about Sunday and church and stuff.....well, Mommie told me about a sign she saw too. Mine is better than Mawsie's. Mommie saw this sign in Port Orchard, Washington. WWJD (What Would Jesus Do?) I think that says a lot, don't you? I hope Mawse remembers that one the next time she goes to punch my lights out!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/63492 Fri, 29 Jul 2005 18:45:45 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/63492 Poor old Mommie. Her back has been out...I don't know where it went, but that's what she said. Sh ... Poor old Mommie. Her back has been out...I don't know where it went, but that's what she said. She is walking kinda funny, all bent over and looking kinda grouchy. She hasn't been doing much, just laying about and acting like a cat....sleeping a lot. I really feel sorry for her and I wish there was something a little cat like me could do to help, but I don't know what it would be. She gets kinda grouchy sometimes with Daddy....I guess 'cuz it hurts so much and she is a typical female...she just wants to be babied and maybe waited on hand and foot. Okay, maybe just a nice bubblebath might help her attitude. I would get one for her, but I absolutely hate water!!! YUK! Well, one good thing about it is that she is never grouchy with me....mostly. She just thinks I am too adorable for words and I can't help but agree with her. Besides, I amuse her and make her giggle a lot! She tells me all the time how cute I am. It's sure fun being me!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/62273 Mon, 25 Jul 2005 18:45:36 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/62273 Daddy brought the mail in today. Mommie said, "This is gonna be fun! It's the new cat toy!!" Cat ... Daddy brought the mail in today. Mommie said, "This is gonna be fun! It's the new cat toy!!" Cat Toy? Oh boy! I perked right up and paid attenshun! I didn't see any new fuzzy things or anything that smelled like catnip...what is the deal? There just isn't any new toy that I can see. I went back and laid down on the rug and suddenly there was this teeny, tiny red spot on the floor! It moved! I jumped up and ran after it...boy can that thing move! I raced it across the carpet in the frontroom...whew! I couldn't catch it! It disappeared. Then, suddenly, there it was again! I grabbed for it and it flew back and forth...I moved my head back and forth, back and forth....gads, did I get dizzy! Then, it was on my paw! I reached to bite it....and it moved! Dang thing is FAST! I am one fast kitty, but I just couldn't catch that thing, no way! Then, it sneaked up on me between my paws and I inched forward...in fact I inched all the way on my belly, across the stoopid frontroom...one paw at a time! Then it was gone again....what is this? Finally, I saw it under the chair, so I creepd over there very quietly....and pounced! It moved...I moved. It ran across the room again and I ran like the wind and almost caught it....then it chickened out and left. Mommie left the room too. Hey, that's no fair! I sure wish she would tell me what the new cat toy is...I would love to have something new to play with. Oh well, maybe that red thing will show up again. Right now I am too tired to care.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/61645 Sat, 23 Jul 2005 13:37:11 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/61645 Catster has the new little form that my Mommie filled out to letcha know a little about me. I gue ... Catster has the new little form that my Mommie filled out to letcha know a little about me. I guess it is called "Kitty Complextion." My complexshun is white and brown and black, sorta marblelly, kinda, with a pink tongue and toes mixed with black. Oh! I guess they didn't mean that! Silly me! Now, I unnerstand! Mommie says I am the EXTREME in everything, except smart, and she's not so sure about that! She is right about everything else! I am EXTREMELY CUTE! I am EXTREMELY DARLING EXTREMELY WUNNERFUL!!! EXTREMELY SWEET....(sometimes.) And, don't forget, EXTREMELY BEE-OO-TI-FUL! Some of the other traits mentioned were whether I am active...tsk...that goes without saying. Am I active? Does Super Cat wear a cape? Intelligent? What the dickens does that mean? Curious!!!! Of course I am curious...it's my job. Friendly??? Naturally. I am so friendly that there is some talk that I should be the first lady President someday. Of what, I don't know. Vocal? I talk a little. To bugs and my ball once in awhile. I even chitter a greeting to Mommie in the morning. So, all in all, you can see that I am one fine cat. I have a great complexshun. I got a bit of sun the other day and I look like a million!!!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/61002 Thu, 21 Jul 2005 08:30:52 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/61002 There's this little kitty on Catster that wears fancy little dresses! Her name is Sammie and she i ... There's this little kitty on Catster that wears fancy little dresses! Her name is Sammie and she is from S.C. She wears some pretty fancy clothes. Mommie thinks she is so-ooo cute! Cute? Try dressing me in something like that and I will show you some red white and blue! Red (your BLOOD) white (my TEETH) blue, (BRUISES!) I am a wild cat for goodness sake! I will come unpuckered and one of us will be hanging from the ceiling! And it won't be me! So, a fancy little pink dress....I think not! She has tried to trim my toenails before and it just didn't happen. I like being a plain Jane cat. Okay, so the other day she pulled a fast one on me while I was laying there purring and almost asleep on her lap and she managed to trim three of my beautiful nails! Disgusting! What is that all about? Sammie has this really fancy wardrobe...all kinds of pretty dresses....and she looks just fine in them. But, Not for me!!! Mommie says I am just jealous, but, I am not! It is too hot for my fur coat let alone having to wear clothes on top of it!!! Okay, so I am a tiny bit jealous...especially when Mommie oohs and aahs over Sammie's darling photos. Am I not cute too?]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/60291 Mon, 18 Jul 2005 14:40:40 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/60291 My people sister Ra Shelle is looking for a new cat/kitten for her home. I am hiding out about now ... My people sister Ra Shelle is looking for a new cat/kitten for her home. I am hiding out about now, cuz they have some of those little critters at home... people children. I, myself, am not crazy about little people children...although they are awfully cute. But, you see, they have these grabby hands...and it sure makes me nervous! Maybe it would be fun to have a people kid. They hold you a lot...sometimes they smell like milk, they laugh and get silly...like me. They are so-ooo busy! I like to play with them when they come over to visit. It was sure a lot of fun last time they were here. There's that one called Nicci. She just can't leave me alone, cuz I am so cute. She is really cute too, but she doesn't have any nice whiskers, like me. She sits on the floor and talks so funny. I wish she could meow so I can understand her. Boy, does she tire me out! I think she is busier than me!!! And I am a busy, busy girl! She makes these squealy noises and it scares me sometimes. I think I scare her too, when I make scary faces. I wonder what it would be like to own a kid? Maybe it would be fun. I just have my old Mommie and Daddy. Yup, maybe a little girl named Nicci would be nice.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/59578 Fri, 15 Jul 2005 13:40:45 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/59578 Oh no!!! I don't have any treats! Please give me a treat...I am so sad! I see our numbers are ba ... Oh no!!! I don't have any treats! Please give me a treat...I am so sad! I see our numbers are back to let us know how many people have visited our page. I am so-ooo glad! I want to keep track of them becuz someday I am going to be much more popular than my mean sister Mawse. It might take awhile but SOMEDAY! Just in case...I want to thank you so very much for taking a moment of your precious time to send me a treat....hint hint....hint. I would share my catnip with you, if I could....if Mawsie hasn't hogged it all!!! Meow!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/57250 Wed, 6 Jul 2005 10:50:08 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/57250 Today I was thinking that sometimes I wish I were a people. People got it made. They don't have ... Today I was thinking that sometimes I wish I were a people. People got it made. They don't have these unremoveable fur coats when the weather hits 90 degrees....do you have any idea how hot it gets when yu are wearing a full-length fur coat and it is hotter than Hades? HOT!!!! And people can go to the refrigerator and have an ice cold drink of milk! YUM! Any time they want it!!! And they can open tuna cans with one of those whirr-rrr things...PRESTO! OPEN CAN! And I could go to the store by myself and buy LOTS of catnip & assorted goodies! Tuna, salmon, toys and more CATNIP! I could go outdoors anytime I wished and nobody would say, "NO!" I could eat grass and gag on the rug and no one would be mad. I could scratch the good furniture without getting in the doghouse....er....cathouse....um-mmm, wonder which one it is? Well, anyway, I am bored. It is summer and there is just nothing to do. Maybe if I were a people I would have something fun to do. I wanna be a people!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/56363 Sat, 2 Jul 2005 15:10:43 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/56363 I am so dang happy today! Mommie got a computer to use since she managed to fry hers. At least th ... I am so dang happy today! Mommie got a computer to use since she managed to fry hers. At least that is what she says...I really don't remember smelling anything like that cooking in the kitchen! I wonder if Mommie is just pulling my leg? She is so silly sometimes. Anyway, I bet you just missed me something fierce, didn't you? I am so cute that it just had to be the worst time of your life, not to hear from me! (Mawsie just said, "Bah"...she's a jerk!) Mommie and Daddy went fishing a couple of weeks ago. She caught the biggest fish she has ever caught... it was a stupid carp! But, she says she doesn't care, that it was still fun to catch! She caught some pretty rainbow trout too....and they were pretty big! They ate them before they got home...now that wasn't very nice! I would have liked to taste a rainbow. They had company from Washington last night...they were so very nice! I really liked Kimm..and of course, she liked me a lot too....who wouldn't? And, of course, Paul thought I was just a darling! They thought Mawsie was big...just another way of saying that she is a fat slob!! And she isn't near as nice and friendly as me...she is just an old meanie! I really miss the fur that she yanked out of me by the roots. It sure looks better on me than off, laying all over the floor! Well, I just wanted to check in and say hi! Happy 4th of July! I love being an American cat!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/49879 Mon, 6 Jun 2005 07:15:13 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/49879 Mommie got the dreaded camera out again last night. Gads, hasn't she got anything better to do tha ... Mommie got the dreaded camera out again last night. Gads, hasn't she got anything better to do than to take pictures of a cat that hates cameras? She takes a picture with that box thingy she calls a camera, lights flash *** bing-ba-da-bing *** things go black... *** and then I walk around with stars flashing in my eyes and I am blinded for hours! What a nuisance it all is! She wanted to get a picture of me doing my "Petty Thief" thingy....Maybe she just wants evidence to take to the catcops. No, I don't think thats it. Maybe she just wanted another picture of me being darling. Well, I guess that is the price you pay for being cute. I like to put my feet up on the coffee table and if there is some wonderful, precious item on the table, well, I just feel it is my duty to take it and put it somewhere where it will be safe. I am not a thief. Really. And besides, when I grab something...Mom usually jumps up off the couch and runs after me and takes it back! Boy, that looks funny! For an old gal, she can run pretty fast! Thief! Humph! Bah catnip! Silly woman! I wonder if there is any way I can carry that dang camera and hide it somewhere that she can't find it?]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/48956 Thu, 2 Jun 2005 10:18:02 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/48956 Well, I betcha you just thought I was lost in outer space! My Mommie has been so terribly busy tha ... Well, I betcha you just thought I was lost in outer space! My Mommie has been so terribly busy that she hasn't had any spare time to write in our diaries. They have the siding on the house and the new windows in the bedroom. They are trimmed and painted and she put up the new curtains. It sure does look pretty! Thank goodness she still finds some time to play with me. Sometimes I don't give her much choice about it, as I just sort of guide her over to my favorite toy, my shoestring. As she walks across the room, it works pretty good to just sort of veer her over to the shoestring. Sometimes that works pretty good....but sometimes she just ignores me and tells me to please move my fuzzy little butt! Not nice, Mommie! They still have a lot of work on the house, and if it would stop raining for a few days, they could get the painting done and the trim up. Boy, it's pretty bad when they don't have time to go fishing! Well, Mommie says this has to be short cuz she wants to write in Mawsie's diary too. So, purr purr for now!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/46424 Sun, 22 May 2005 09:16:34 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/46424 Mom and Dad decided to go paddlefishing! And, they decided to take me and Mawsie along! I usuall ... Mom and Dad decided to go paddlefishing! And, they decided to take me and Mawsie along! I usually have to stay at home and so does Mawse. I was pretty excited! BUT I NEVER WANT TO DO THAT AGAIN! Have you ever been in an rrrrvvvv when it is going down the road at 70MPH? That is terrifying! I got so scared that I was gasping for air and panting like a dog! I even crawled up on the bed with Mawsie even though she hates my guts. I just felt like I wanted to throw up. Mawsie didn't even pound me this time. She let me up on the bed with her. Mommie came running back and held me. I stuck my head under her arm and pretended I was somewhere else. They kept that house on wheels going and going...seemed like days...but I guess it was only hours. The noise was terrible. There were things going by...cars and trees and other things. then we rumbled down this rocky bumpy road and finally, the rrrvvv stopped! Thank goodness...there is a fairy godmother cat! I felt dizzy and nauseated...and like I had been beaten! Mawse was weird...she didn't seem to mind it at all! (I always knew she was a weirdo!) The rrrvvv is like a house but it has wheels. Mommie packed us a nice lunch and we had all the conveniences of home... a nice litter box and water and a soft place to sit. But it was not the most fun I have ever had. There was this big...REALLY BIG water there. And Daddy caught this big, REALLY BIG fish. It was scary! And there were tons of people running around. I don't much like a lot of people all at once. I prefer the ones I have already met. I guess we were there for three whole days. It seemed like a lifetime! I do not want to do that again.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/45490 Tue, 17 May 2005 06:23:58 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/45490 I am getting pretty fed up around here. Mommie is so busy she doesn't have time for anything! Not ... I am getting pretty fed up around here. Mommie is so busy she doesn't have time for anything! Not even to get my diary done or to hold and kiss me all the time! I tried to tell her yesterday that I was tired of all of this. She was trying to walk across the room and I kept grabbing her leg and trying to stop her in her tracks! She just laughed at me! Now, that makes me mad! Not only that, but for two whole, lo-ooong days, she left us here alone in this great big house! I always have to stay downstairs and she puts Mawsie upstairs....so Mawsie won't pound on me. (That's how she gets her exercize!) But, it gets darn lonely around here, waiting for people to come back home. They are helping my big people sister move and having garage sales and stupid stuff like that. They should stay at home and entertain me!!! Now, there is talk about a fishing trip....they had better think of taking me along. I can't stand another minute alone! Besides I think I would like to go fishing....they smell nice. Ta ta for now...I gotta go bug Mawse. I am trying to be the reigning queeen around here, even if I am small.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/43793 Sun, 8 May 2005 06:21:29 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/43793 HAPPY MOMMIE'S DAY, MOMMIE! This morning as soon as I heard Mommie waking up in the bedroom, I hu ... HAPPY MOMMIE'S DAY, MOMMIE! This morning as soon as I heard Mommie waking up in the bedroom, I hurried in to tell her Happy Mommie''s Day! I didn't go in early like I usually do...I thought it would be nice to let her sleep in. I was so happy to see her! I purred a per-fect song to her and she held me close while I sang to her! She really seemed to like my Mommie's day song. I don't have any pockets to put money in so I don't have any money saved to buy her something pretty. If I could just go outdoors today, I could bring her in a nice fluffy dandelion! But, she won't let me out anymore. Oh, well, the most important thing of this very special day, is to let my Mommie know just how very much I love her. I did. And I do. And I will love her forever!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/43432 Fri, 6 May 2005 05:47:20 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/43432 I shouldn't tell you this, but, I just had to share with someone. I have a new profession. I am a ... I shouldn't tell you this, but, I just had to share with someone. I have a new profession. I am a Cat Burglar. I learned this trade all by myself. Mommie and Daddy will be sitting on the couch, usually watching the big machine with pictures moving around on it, and I very carefully, sneak up under that big marblish table thingy and so-ooo sneaky like, I peek up over the top of the table and steal something fun! I have to be very careful, and very quiet...so I put my paws on the table thingy and look for the right item to steal. I grab it with my paw and then pull it off and then run like the wind! I stole a nail clipper one day, and yesterday I got a shoe stringy thing that Mommie put there. We were playing with it and that's where she put it and I just had to have it! One day I tried to steal that squirt gun that I hate, but I couldn't get a good hold on it...dang! When I put my head up over the table top, Mommie usually giggles so I put my head back down and wait till she's not looking... then I sneak another look and get my treasure and grab it... TA DA! Then, I am gone! More dang fun! Yup, I'm a cat burglar.....but, purr-lease don't tell on me!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/43312 Thu, 5 May 2005 14:18:01 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/43312 Mommie has been really cookin' up some good stuff today! The kitchen smells like Cat Heaven! I su ... Mommie has been really cookin' up some good stuff today! The kitchen smells like Cat Heaven! I sure wish I was a people today! She made some sort of Oriental Beef dish for lunch for Daddy and his friend. Then, she made some ham and scalloped potatoes with cheese....tasty smelling! My drooler is drooling at all the fine odors. I am trying to figure out a way to get some of that stuff. But, for some reason I don't think it is going to work! And she is also fixing a big, delicious pot of ham and beans. I like ham...I think I do. And I would probably eat a bean or two. It smells mighty good! And then she made some brownies...chocolately and rich smelling, but I know chocolate is out of the question! She's on a cooking frenzy for sure! I guess we are having more people over to help get the new siding on the house and so she wants plenty of food for them. WHAT ABOUT ME? And she is going to town to do a garage sale, so since dear ol' Dad doesn't know much about cooking, she is getting it all ready before she leaves. That is a total shame becuz she is the one who usually sneaks me a bite or two of something! Double Darn! It sure smells good....I wish I was a people.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/42212 Sat, 30 Apr 2005 13:25:16 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/42212 Daddy brought home a most interesting critter today! They said it was a fish! I know one thing, it ... Daddy brought home a most interesting critter today! They said it was a fish! I know one thing, it sure smelled mighty tasty! I was sure wanting to lick it but he wouldn't let me! If you look in my pictures you will see the new photo Mommie put in and you can see the fish. It is called a Rainbow trout, cuz it has rainbow colors on the sides. It was sure pretty and I guess Mom will cook it tomorrow! I hope I get a bite or maybe even two! Yup, I think I am going to like it even better than that little bunny that is out by the front window who makes my whiskers quiver and my tummy tingle! He looks mighty tastey, too! Decisions, decisions....okay, so Mommie and Daddy won't let me eat rabbit! I wonder why? I guess they think it is cute. I think it would be yummy!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/41858 Thu, 28 Apr 2005 19:37:22 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/41858 I am in the Mother's Day Stroll and Mawsie is not! Ha ha! Take that Mawsie! I am the favorite cat ... IT'S WORTH IT THIS TIME!!!!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/41581 Wed, 27 Apr 2005 19:29:35 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/41581 I don't know why, but I am feeling sorta lonesome tonight. I wish Mawsie loved me so we could sit a ... http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/40807 Sun, 24 Apr 2005 08:24:22 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/40807 Once again, Mawse has made my little nose look like hamburger! It's a dandy one too! Starts betwee ... http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/39684 Tue, 19 Apr 2005 11:23:44 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/39684 Mommie and I have a new game! It is a lot of fun. She really laughs at this one! I sure wish I ... http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/39287 Sun, 17 Apr 2005 19:36:51 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/39287 Mommie and Daddy left again today. Sure wish they would stop doing that. Mom said someday soon wh ... http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/39148 Sun, 17 Apr 2005 07:26:10 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/39148 I am finally getting the hang of living here with a mean big sister. I am trying a new technique ... I am the aggressor! And in some ways it is working pretty good....but in some ways it isn't. I finally have Mawse about half afraid of me...okay so maybe not very much, but maybe just a little. And it used to be that when we would get into a spitting, howling fight, Mommie would hollar at Mawse. For some reason that isn't working too well now, but it is a lot of fun to try! I really did prefer that Mommie yell at Mawsie and pick me up to see if I were damaged beyond repair...but she hollars at me most of the time now. Sheesh! All I am trying to do here is gain a little bit of respect...maybe a teeny bit of domination. Some independence. I know that I am the little cat...I weigh only 6 pounds and Mawse weighs 16...but I am the cat with the biggest mouth. Wait a minute, I didn't mean that. I am the cat with the biggest nerve...I am Super Cat! Mom says I suffer from the "Little Cat" syndrome and that is why I act this way. Mawse calls me Stupid Cat, but what does she know? I have taken over most of her belongings and favorite places in the house...so maybe in another day or two, I will be the Queen of this Castle! *(Note from Mawse) Now, do you see why I absolutely hate this Stupid Cat? She's got more guts than brains.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/38913 Sat, 16 Apr 2005 07:38:15 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/38913 Mom and Daddy keep going out that big door and leaving me behind with Mawse. It just makes me hur ... http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/38756 Fri, 15 Apr 2005 11:52:18 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/38756 What a crappy night! Opps!!! Please don't tell Mommie I said that. She wouldn't like it one littl ... http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/37740 Mon, 11 Apr 2005 23:54:43 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/37740 This has been a terrible weekend for me! There are people all over my house and they let this stup ... http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/37157 Fri, 8 Apr 2005 23:57:15 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/37157 I have a busy morning ahead of me. I didn't start the morning the way I prefer. I usually do a 6 ... http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/36482 Tue, 5 Apr 2005 23:42:54 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/36482 ♪♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪♪ La la La!!! ♪♪ ♪ &#9835 ... asters and daffydils!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/35994 Sun, 3 Apr 2005 23:43:52 PDT DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/35994 Mawse is on the diary pick page today. That's all I have heard this morning! She goes around in t ... gents! Of course, I don't! Mama had me fixed so I wouldn't!!! And she calls me Stupid! Let her have her fun. I know how to bug her back. I will stare at her all day.....I will stare till my eyes are sore. I will stare till my eyes nearly fall out of their sockets! I will sit and purr on what used to be her scratchin' post bed by what used to be her window. And I will purr and smile a lot. Purr extra loud and smile extra big! ♪ ♫ ♪♪♪ BIG MOUTH ♫ ♪♪♪ ♫ BIG MOUTH ♪♪♪ ♫ ♪♪♪ ♫ ♪ BIG MOUTH ♪♪ ♫ ♪♪ BIG MOUTH. ♪ ♫ ♪]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/35726 Fri, 1 Apr 2005 23:59:48 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/35726 Boy, did I get my fluffy, tailless butt into big trouble today! Mommie was hugging and kissing me w ... "April Fool!" But, you can guess how that went over. So I am in the doghouse or the cathouse big time today. She thought it was funny when she told Daddy that she spilled white paint all over the black carpet today. But, she didn't think I was funny at all! No sense of humor. Well, honestly, I felt really bad about it. I hate this thing inside of me...the wild part that somehow just doesn't quite want to tame down. I lived outdoors for a year and a half until she adopted me and I still have this wild streak that I don't know how to control. I wish I did. I know that sometimes she gets a funny look on her face like she is sort of afraid of me when I get the wild thing happening. I love my Mommie and don't want her to feel that way. She's the nicest Mommie I ever had and the nicest human ever in my whole life! I hope she understands that I didn't mean to do it. I am part wild and maybe I always will be. It is very hard to adjust to all the things inside a house. I can't get up on things and I am not sure which things not to get on. And I guess I have destroyed one of their pretty antique couches with my claws. I am not trying to be bad...I am just being me. Mommie, please forgive me. I love you very much. Dancer]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/35104 Wed, 30 Mar 2005 23:49:53 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/35104 Well, Mom and Daddy went fishing for his birthday yesterday. It's not my fault that he didn't catch ... http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/34852 Tue, 29 Mar 2005 23:48:22 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/34852 Today is Daddy's birthday! I couldn't find a mouse anywhere in the house. I didn't find no fish ... http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/34354 Sun, 27 Mar 2005 22:50:01 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/34354 Today I am a diary pick! Isn't that EGGCITINGl? I am a happy girl today! I wanted to send love ... http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/33912 Fri, 25 Mar 2005 23:57:47 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/33912 What is going on around this place? Once again, Mom is running around like a chicken with her head ... foot long! (Hee hee! Get it? A foot long!) He was fast! I coulda jumped on that thing and rode to Texas on him! Wow! I guess his name was Jack. I didn't wait around for introductions though as he scared me half silly! Okay, not half.... I was scared to pieces! My whole body and soul was scared. If that thing shows up for Easter, I am outta here!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/33480 Wed, 23 Mar 2005 22:49:05 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/33480 Wow! I didn't know a chafing dish could be so loud! I was being really sneaky at about 6:30 AM a ... (BANG! BOOM! CLATTER! TING! SPLAT!) I didn't know I could run that fast! I went from 0 to 60 in nothing flat! Well, I managed to get both Mom and Dad up and they were not in the best of moods. Well, I wasn't in too good a mood either. Nearly scared my whiskers off when it made all that clatter! Mom still isn't sure where Mawsie is. She can run really fast too for an old broad! Whew! Well, I learned something from it all anyway.... not to get too close to shiny glassy thingys! (Mom said she hoped I learned my lesson and that I should keep my fuzzy butt off the cupboards.) I probably won't.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/33226 Tue, 22 Mar 2005 22:44:13 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/33226 Mommie and Daddy went fishing yesterday. They stopped at the mailbox on the way out and they got ... http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/32969 Mon, 21 Mar 2005 22:37:07 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/32969 Easter is coming! Everybody is so-ooo busy around here. I really don't know what Easter is, but, ... http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/32846 Sun, 20 Mar 2005 22:42:12 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/32846 I have tried very hard to fit in this family and do a good job of every thing I do. Since Mawse i ... http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/32659 Sat, 19 Mar 2005 23:33:02 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/32659 I am just getting to be so popular. Not bad for a cat that came from the sticks! I was so-ooo po ... But, look at me now!!! I am on the Catster Diary picks and people actually write and want to be friends with me Sometimes they tell me how cute I am! I haven't had to go without food for months and I live in a warm castle place with a Mommie that loves me to pieces. I feel like a Princess! It is certainly a 'Rags to Riches' kind of story, isn't it?]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/32220 Thu, 17 Mar 2005 23:57:45 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/32220 Mom got up this morning and opened the big window for me as she usually does. (Got her trained pr ... HAPPY ST. PADDY'S DAY!...from an Irish cat. ]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/31738 Tue, 15 Mar 2005 23:32:23 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/31738 I have been wondering why Mawsie doesn't like me very much. Mom says she is just jealous over hav ... http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/31280 Sun, 13 Mar 2005 23:44:20 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/31280 This morning I got an email from a couple of nice kitties, Skittles and Fat Tony, who wanted me to ... http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/31072 Sat, 12 Mar 2005 23:49:30 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/31072 Funny, funny, funny! Today, Daddy wanted to go fishing and Mama wanted to go garage sailing and gue ... http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/30904 Fri, 11 Mar 2005 23:08:13 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/30904 Spring is springing out here! There is a tasty little chipmunk that likes to hang around the slidin ... Drats! Well.... Can't say as I liked that very much! I'm a cat for goodness sake! I am supposed to be curious! I like to sit by the door and do a little chitter song to lure the chipmunk in. Mom says I am making some awfully silly faces...well, I can't be darling all the time! Is a chipmunk good? Do they taste like chicken? I want to know!!!! Maybe the next time the door opens, if I run really, really fast, maybe I can make it out the door.....Or not. But it is certainly worth a try. I asked Mawsie if chipmunks taste good, but she just hissed at me and told me to go away. Why won't anyone tell me what they taste like? I asked Mommie too, but she just gagged at the thought! Mama says I am a pest. Is that good?]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/30601 Thu, 10 Mar 2005 23:04:51 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/30601 Mama and Daddy are going into town today. I hate it when they leave cuz Mawsie always picks on me. ... http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/30359 Wed, 9 Mar 2005 22:15:13 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/30359 I am a Super Cat. Some days I can nearly fly! I am so airborne that it is almost like touching the ... Amelia Aircat. It's just something I have to do. Things look really different in the air...Mawsie looks like she is so-ooo little. And when I land, I am still thinking she is very tiny and that is usually when I get my fuzzy butt in trouble. Cuz that is when I usually try my Super Attack on her...and then I realize that she is not small. She is very latge and fast for a fat cat! And she has sharp claws and teeth. Meoooww-yeooowl! I think I should have been born a bird. A big lovely eagle with big talons and a sharp beak....then, we would see who is the toughest, me or Mawsie! Some day a Colliewood producer will come along and want me to be on the movie screen. Not too many cats have the knack of flying. I am just so-ooo special! Okay, so I am embellishing the truth a tad...but just a tad!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/30009 Mon, 7 Mar 2005 16:55:21 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/30009 Boy, things are getting a little rough around this place lately! When Mawse used to pound my butt, ... me to the bedroom. I didn't listen very good though. I didn't go. Mama says I never listen very good. Hm-mmm....this is an awful turn of events.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/28049 Sat, 26 Feb 2005 08:05:42 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/28049 I pulled a little trick on Mama yesterday. I told you how I gave her some soft kisses on her cheek. ... that was funny either! Sometimes my mom just hasn't got a sense of humor. I still think it was funny! Ha ha ahahahaha....snort!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/27841 Fri, 25 Feb 2005 07:22:34 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/27841 My Aunt Dee Dee and Aunt Gale are coming to visit this weekend! I have never met them before. Mama ... http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/27734 Thu, 24 Feb 2005 16:44:52 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/27734 My Mama thinks I am very cute. She is very smart for a human! I love it when she talks baby talk t ... DOG. Ha ha ha-aaa ha! Dang that was funny! Meanie Mawsie!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/27078 Mon, 21 Feb 2005 18:38:37 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/27078 Mama and Daddy left for the whole long weekend. They imprisoned me downstairs and Mawse upstairs... ... http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/26259 Thu, 17 Feb 2005 13:56:26 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/26259 I had a really nice nap today. Mom was laying on the couch with a nice soft fleece blanket. She lo ... http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/25799 Tue, 15 Feb 2005 07:50:31 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/25799 Mama was really wanting a big box of chocolates for Valentine's Day yesterday. She had the weird hu ... needing chocolate. Is chocolate sort of like catnip? Do humans go wacky on it? I smelled it once and it didn't do a thing for me. I don't know why they get that way over something like that. I can understand the catnip thing. It makes you zoom into outer space and see visions of fat little mice and birds...turkey and chicken and sunshiny colors! Do you suppose that chocolate does the same thing to people? I wish I could have gotten her a box of pretty chocolates, but I don't have any of that stuff called money. I would have bought her the biggest, prettiest box of all. Lots of lace and ribbons and flowers on it! And at least ten pounds of chocolate! I would have bought her some roses too, cuz she seems to like them a lot! But, I couldn't do anything like that. I'm just a cat. But, I gave her lots of special purrs and some really loving hugs. I didn't even fight with Mawse, too much. She didn't get any chocolates...or any roses. She looks kind of hurt. I think I will bite Daddy today.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/25585 Mon, 14 Feb 2005 07:46:13 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/25585 Paybacks are a female dog... Well, Mawsie Lou finally got her due last night. She kept terrorizing ... http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/25369 Sat, 12 Feb 2005 16:34:31 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/25369 Mom wanted to write today, so I thought I would let her cuz she's my faovrite Mama! *Instead of h ... http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/24882 Wed, 9 Feb 2005 19:15:04 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/24882 Mama came home today in such a good mood! I like her to be happy! She's fun and generous too! We ... http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/24762 Wed, 9 Feb 2005 07:06:52 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/24762 Oh, I think my Mama loves me a lot. This morning I joined her on her lap while she was on her litte ... http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/24549 Tue, 8 Feb 2005 06:37:47 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/24549 I just don't know why everything is up to me to take care of in this house. Mawse is so-ooo lazy! ... anything serious around here? That cat was invading our property! I went back over to play with Mom, and sure enough, there was that big mean cat across the room again! I jumped down off the couch, ran like wildfire and attacked that big, ugly cat! He jumped to attack me too! Whoa! This is serious stuff! I ran off a little ways to think of what my next tactic would be, and he must have left the building! Didn't see him anywhere. Ha! He's scared of me! "Come out, you Fleabag! Where ever you are! I'll tear you limb to limb!" Oops...there he is again. I was trying to sneak up on him and darned if he didn't sneak up on me instead! Kinda surprised me. I jumped up in the air and so did he so I guess we surprised each other. I looked off to the side and he wasn't there. I went to the other side and he wasn't there. I peeked back around and sure enough, there he was! He peeked at me! Well, I must have charged that darn awful cat 10 or 20 times last night. I was one pooped kitty! Mom and Dad sure seemed to think everything was funny. I have a headache from protecting our property and these people, the ungrates ,are laughing at me. Mawse looked at me later on and said, "Look up mirror in the dictionary, Stupid!"]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/23895 Sat, 5 Feb 2005 07:25:07 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/23895 Mom added some new pictures as you can see. There is one with my mouth open and I have a lot of nic ... http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/23707 Fri, 4 Feb 2005 08:00:29 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/23707 Boy, did we get into trouble last night and this morning too. Mawse is being her usual grumpy mean ... HISS, SCREAM, HOO-OOWWWWLLLL, HISS-SSSSS, SCREECH!! Well, I guess you know, Mommie wasn't too happy about that! She got up and stomped into the frontroom. She had murder in her eyes. Hm-mmm, she didn't say a thing. That's scary. Oh, I get it...the silent treatment. I went in to visit her on her litter box and usually she lets me sit on her lap for my good morning hug. Hm-mmm, no hug? No loves? I jumped up on her lap and she set me back on the floor. I went into the frontroom and Mawse was laughing at me...."Stupid, you think she's going to let you sit on her lap after you made her mad?" "Oh, I made her mad? Me? All by myself? I think you were the one who started all this and I'm going to tell Mommie." "You always get us in trouble." "Do not." "Do so." "Do not." "Do too." Well, that's just fine then. I will do my other most favorite thing then. I will stalk Mawse the rest of the day. Then, I will stare her in the eye and send her malicious messages. She hates that! And for that reason alone, I will enjoy the rest of my day, even if I don't get any hugs from Mommie.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/23393 Wed, 2 Feb 2005 13:41:59 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/23393 Hey...Mom got out that camera thingy and took pictures of me. I told you I just hate that! I CAN'T ... I CAN'T SEE! She added some pics for the Valentines Parade. I am such a darling! She got a lot of wonderful action shots of me too, but most of them were blurred. And, that is not what she wanted. I think she was cussing out little ol' me...aw, now why did she go and do that? I am just so-oooo sweet! I don't think she thinks so. Grumpy Mommie!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/23349 Wed, 2 Feb 2005 10:27:31 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/23349 Mommie seems to think she can get a picture of me for the Valentine's page...Ha! I don't sit still ... BIF BANG POW! I see stars for hours afterwards. What is with that? It's like she has a double blast of sunshine in that thing! I see stars and then I see black spots that circle and make me dizzy! It's a cat fouler-upper, that's what it is! I hate it! So, if she wants a picture, she's gonna have to get one when I am sleeping... I am not in the mood to pose!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/22944 Mon, 31 Jan 2005 08:38:12 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/22944 Mawsie said that it is going to be Mommie's birthday tomorrow. I wonder what a birthday is? Mawsie ... http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/22747 Sun, 30 Jan 2005 08:14:34 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/22747 Mom said she is going to buy me a book on cats. She told me I am a bit different than most cats and ... http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/22312 Fri, 28 Jan 2005 07:33:24 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/22312 As is with most siblings, especially sisters, there is always a bit of bickering here and there. T ... Na na na na naya na! Ha ha! I am one of the featured cats for diaries today! Ha ha...so I am much more popular than you are. You write stupid stuff. They like mine better, says Mawse. Dancer says, Oh yeah...well, if they like you so much better, how come I am the CAT OF THE DAY? Cat of the Day? You're wha-aaat? I don't believe you, you are such a liar...says Mawse. You're not either. Am so. Am not. Am too. Fibber McGee. Am not. Well, Dancer says smugly, I am and if you don't believe me, then just go ask Mom or look for yourself! You're too dumb looking to be Cat of the Day. They like pretty cats, like me. You haven't even got a tail. That is exactly why the picked little ol' me and not big fluffy you, because the Manx is the featured kind of kitty this week....says Dancer. Featured cat of the week....hm-mmm....well, alright, how much did you pay them, Stupid? I didn't have to pay them to be number ONE cat today, says a smiling Dancer. Well, then, you must know somebody there then. I do not! You're just jealous!...Dancer spat at Mawse. Am not. Am so. Am not either. Am too. Jealous? Me? Of YOU? I don't think so. Besides I am pick of the day for diaries. Your vocabulary stinks and you are stupid. ~*~Jealous, ~*~ jealous, ~*~ jealous!~*~ Dancer sings. Then, the fight was on. (I printed this on both diaries today as I wanted to remind them how stupid they both are.)]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/22231 Thu, 27 Jan 2005 17:36:16 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/22231 Okay...something weird is going on here. I am a lucky cat as I have lots of nice toys and I keep th ... EE-EEEEEEE-EEEEEKK!!!! Who has been messing with my toys? They were all piled up neatly inside this stupid basket!!! No wonder I couldn't find them! Who has the nerve to mess with my private toy stock? Who would even dare to think about it? Did Mawse pull this one on me...did she think that was funny? Well, she better watch it or I will really show her how really tough I can be. NO MERCY! I decided to tell her too. So I did. So she laughed. I wanted to know what was so darn funny. She told me. "Do you think you're tough enough to kick Mom's butt?" Mawsie said. "What do you mean?" "Well, Ultra Stupid Cat of the Year, Mom's the one who put your toys in the basket, not me!" "Oops..." Well, I didn't really mean that anyway. I was just kidding. I kind of like the basket...nice touch. Perfect place to store them. Real handy when I need to grab one of them to play with. Mom keeps saying something about 'if only she would put them back in'..to Dad.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/21740 Tue, 25 Jan 2005 09:02:48 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/21740 Man are things lookin' up around here! I am getting the entertainment of my life! There are some v ... http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/21632 Mon, 24 Jan 2005 17:10:26 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/21632 I hid today and nobody found me. I wonder where everybody went. This is not the way to play th ... not the way to play this game. "Hey, is anybody listening?" "MEOW." "MEO-OOOOW...MEE-OOOOOWWW!" "MEOW-MMMY!!!!" "Hm-mmmm...." That didn't work. Scratch, scratch.... "YE-OOOWL!" Doesn't anybody even notice that I am missing? Scratch...tear rip...scratch. I could starve out here. It will get dark and scary out here in this room. "Me-elp!" Pat...pat...pat...pat.....pat...... Is that footsteps I hear? "You silly little girl. What are you doing in there?" "Meow-mmy!!! You found me!" I am so glad!!! Purr-rrrr.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/21524 Mon, 24 Jan 2005 08:17:29 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/21524 It is just one of those days... Looking out the window, it is just one of those daffydilly days. T ... I love Spring! Maybe Mom will let me venture out the door today. I want to smell everything!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/21201 Sat, 22 Jan 2005 16:21:46 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/21201 I kind of feel sorta bad today. Mom said that Mawsie has 515 looks at her page and mine has only 18 ... http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/21000 Fri, 21 Jan 2005 16:45:04 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/21000 I am so tired of Mawsie giving me such a bad time about having no tail. Well...I told her that I a ... didn't freeze it off!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/20742 Thu, 20 Jan 2005 13:27:09 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/20742 My Aunt Gale lives over in Jefferson city. I haven't met her yet. I just moved in here awhile ago. ... known. Cats RULE!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/20116 Mon, 17 Jan 2005 15:21:17 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/20116 Mom has a new game. Here she is, 60 years old and she seems to think she can beat me down the stair ... http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/20014 Mon, 17 Jan 2005 06:38:13 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/20014 Mom says there is gonna be a new contest with pictures for Valentine's Day. She is trying to get s ... used to be, but no pretty Valentine roses and hearts and stuff. She tried to get pics of me for the Christmas parade and it didn't work then, and it probably won't work now...unless I show her a little mercy....ha! Did you ever have one of those things sparkle in your eyes? It seems that the only time it happens is when she drags that camera thingy out. She points it at me and next thing I know, I am walking around with major stars and sparkly things in my eyes and I can't see a darn thing for 5 minutes! It is beyond irritating! I am blind...just blind. There are circle whirling around in bright colors and big, black spots and I stumble around like an old drunk sailor cat! (My Daddy used to be a sailor cat.) I hate it when that happens! I don't know what a parade is either, do you? I do know what a camera is....it's just a dang nuisance, is what it is!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/19965 Sun, 16 Jan 2005 19:33:31 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/19965 It is so easy to entertain Mommie. She is so much fun! We have a new game called hide and seek. I ... http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/19660 Sat, 15 Jan 2005 07:47:19 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/19660 I am laying here on my Mommy's lap helping her get her work done this morning...writing my diary. S ... http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/19474 Fri, 14 Jan 2005 07:55:46 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/19474 Dang, I am one bored kitty today. It just keeps snowing and snowing. Will spring ever come? I wan ... I want Spring! Boy, am I bored.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/19288 Thu, 13 Jan 2005 07:27:39 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/19288 I finally feel so much better! Daddy took out my stitches so I didn't have to go back to the doc-te ... that didn't work! I'll try it again today when Mom isn't looking and maybe, just maybe, I can make it so Mawsie gets bopped on the head, if I bug her enough! Ha Ha! Opps....Mawsie is heading for the kitchen. That must mean Chow time!!! Oboy! See ya later!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/19091 Wed, 12 Jan 2005 07:29:56 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/19091 I wanted so badly to sleep on Mommie's bed last night, but it didn't work out that way. I got to be ... http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/18997 Tue, 11 Jan 2005 15:05:23 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/18997 I am one of the happiest cats in the whole world right now!!! My Mommie is ho-ooome!!! And I am ... http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/17502 Mon, 3 Jan 2005 07:50:19 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/17502 What a purr-fect day it is! I didn't get to sleep in Mom's room and cuddle with her last night...Ma ... http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/17331 Sun, 2 Jan 2005 08:39:44 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/17331 I am starting to feel lots better now. My tummy still hurts, but not nearly as bad. I have a bunc ... had to tackle it again! Yup, I fell off again. Well, I sure did sleep good. I had wonderful dreams of playing and mousing and petting and I must say, it is one fine day!!! Every day just gets better and better. This indoor cat thing is the BEST!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/17079 Fri, 31 Dec 2004 14:13:57 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/17079 The new year begins tomorrow. I am looking forward to spending this new year with my wonderful new ... really hurt. I really cried although I don't want to be such a baby. But, I did have to giggle, because Mom put Mawse out in the shop where it is cold! She was in the cathouse BIG TIME! I hope I never ever have to see a doc-terror again, never ever! I want to wish everyone a HAPPY NEW YEAR!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/16917 Thu, 30 Dec 2004 12:24:15 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/16917 Well, I finally got to come back home from getting "fixed". Now, I know what that means and I am n ... Very Evil Temper! That man is meaner than Mawse is!!! And I think they pronounce doctor wrong too. It should be doc-terror! I have stitches in my little tummy. The doc-terror told Mom that the stitches will need to come out in ten days and that she could do it or bring me back in. Well, when the doc-terror said Mom could do it, she turned a few colorful shades of green and said, "I don't think so!" So, I suppose I will have to go back to that horrible place again. I just hope they don't ever leave me there again. That place is scary! I have been getting up on Mommies lap while she is typing this for me....she is giving me so much love. I really appreciate it a lot! She also bought me more kitty treats and some good food that comes in a can! I have never had that stuff before...boy, this indoor cat stuff is getting to be better all the time! I think she feels really sorry for me. That's okay, 'cuz I do too! Well, it is time for a bit of a nap. I really didn't think I would ever be tired again after that long sleep, but for some reason, I am getting sleepy again. Meow for now!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/16484 Mon, 27 Dec 2004 20:47:04 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/16484 Mommie found out today that I am much older than she thought! She called the lady where I used to ... http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/16350 Mon, 27 Dec 2004 07:10:56 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/16350 I just couldn't believe my eyes on Christmas Day! I have to tell you all about it! When all the bi ... http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/16252 Sun, 26 Dec 2004 15:16:12 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/16252 Na na nana! Ha ha! Mawsie thought that she was the only one who would get her diary done today, bu ... http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/16085 Sat, 25 Dec 2004 06:43:59 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/16085 It is going to be such a wonderful day! My first Christmas and all my wishes have come true! I h ... http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/15947 Fri, 24 Dec 2004 05:21:52 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/15947 Dang, but I wanted to sleep on Mom's bed last night. I kept going in there and nosing around...purr ... Last thing you want to do is sleep all night....there are boogeycats out there!!! And they will get you! I have a small scar on my ear to prove it! I was so-ooo glad when Mom got up at 5 A.M. She usually sleeps so much longer. I did my little 'happy to see you' dance while she made the coffee. Rolled around on the floor and tried to catch her feet so she would pet me. I sat with her in the girls room while she used her litter box and told her how lonely I was all night. She's a good girl...she has never missed using the cat box...just like me!!! I felt a little bit dumb this morning. She came up to use the computer and I was laying on the desk, singing and rolling around....all of a sudden I landed on the floor, nearly busted my poor little head! I am not sure if she pushed me or what, but there I was! I took off running for the door...scared the fur off of me! I heard her laughing...now pray tell, what is so funny about a cat busting her little head and losing a bit of her dignity? Tsk! Well, it looks as though it is time to go back down the stairs to the kitchen. I wonder what kind of treats she has for me? Something yummy, I hope! Meow till later!]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/15881 Thu, 23 Dec 2004 18:08:44 PST DANCIN' GIRL ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/100660/diary/DANCIN_GIRL/15881 Wowwee Meowie!!! Here I am! Mom got a new camera today and she took some pics of me! Ain't I sump ...