Human Scraps

This week we got some scraps. Mom ate this popcorn chicken stuff and tater tots smothered in cheddar cheese, but she didn't eat that much, so I (us) got it. It was mm mm good... although Stinky and Misty ate some of it too.. it was MINE! Stinky ate lots of it.... no offense to Stinky, but he's a HUGE pig! It was really good though, I don't blame him for taking it... well, I do.. because I'm the princess, but, you get what I mean.. *giggles!!*

She rescued these two little baby kittens... they are pretty cute, but this is MY queendom! I TOLD her I didn't want any more baby kittens. Ebony (Wolverine) and Tiger (sometimes ACCIDENTALLY called Tigger... not to be mistaken with our old cat, Tigger. (He will NEVER be forgotten.. and will never be able to be replaced!!! He's one that I actually LIKED..) Anyway, we didn't really get to see the kittens yet, except out the window.

Their eyes are almost a tiny bit open, but they 'poop' alot (in my queenly royal-stuff language, feces...) The servants were really hoping that they got their genders right, but they do. Now, I must go and take one of my queenly daily naps... gotta keep up my amazing beauty, you know! Love you all... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

It's not Easy being a Princess! Princess

I Should Have Gotten to Play!

I should have gotten to play! But I didn't. Mom came out when she woke up as she does always, it was cold and windy but she came out on the screened porch anyway. We had play time and snuggle time as usual, with us taking turns to play with the curtain tie. It was Misty's turn so she told me to wait behind her. I just sat down then lied down. Then she ran the curtain tie across the floor for Misty to chase and Mom KNOWS I love chasing the curtain tie when she runs it across the floor, so I got up and pounced on her and ran off with the tie. May I add that I love that tie more than any of the other cats. She of course snatched the tie back from me and ended Misty's turn and gave it to Stinky. How dare she not listen to the Princess! But at least I got lots of nice kissies.

Note from Mom: She did get to play .. but she really wanted that tie to play with some more.

Gonna Shun You, Mom!
It's not easy being a Princess! Princess

I'm the Princess, I Should Have Gotten More Snuggles &- Playtime Than Anyone!

♥Play and Snuggle Time♥

What the title says. I really should!! Servant-Typist came out on the porch today to play with us with the curtain tie. We tore it apart and the string flew across the porch. It was fascinating. Servant-Typist was afraid I would swallow the string or Devil Freak or Stinkster would, so she put it away and snuggle-time begun. I didn't get to play much but she kissed my head and I didn't get much snuggles 'cause I sat on the cardboard box all the time then laid down .. slept, got up and ran to Servant-Brother and laid down again and slept. Then she had to go.. at the end the stupid Devil Freak tried to groom me. No one grooms me but myself! And maybe Stinkster .. if I let him. I did NOT tell her to groom me!!! But no, she does it anyway, doesn't she!?! She told me to wait for my turn. I shouldn't have to wait for my turn to play!!! I'm the princess! Ugh..

Back to sleeping!!

It's not Easy being a Princess! Princess

Bye, Dad... - Furiends on Catster is all I need

I'll miss you, really. But simply, I just didn't want to get up to tell you goodbye literally. Really, I know you don't have a computer or anythin', Dad..

But, a thousand cheers for you, for being the best second adult owner in the world. I love you, Dad. I really do. You don't like pets that much, but you're not mean to us. And that's good. 'Cause if you were, I'd kick your butt. Yeah, really, I would.

What, you don't think a princess is strong? I'm not even trained in kung fu and I'll kick all of your butts! Just kidding. Really, I love you so much Dad. Even if you don't give me treats. Uh, what did I just say??? You HAVE to give me treats, dad!!!!

And one more thing .. I'm so lucky to have all you furiends on Catster. Mostly, Marilyn Monroe & her family, Muppet & her family, Mercedes (Mercy) and her family, and pretty much everyone. I love you all and so grateful to have such great furiends. I can't live on Catster without you all.. I love you alllll!

Bye, dad.. I love you!! It's not easy being a princess! Grateful fur my furiends, Princess

Wowsers ... Dad is here!

It was a big surprise for me. Servant Typist told me NOTHING. How dare she! But I'm glad Dad is here. Maybe the servant typist will talk Dad into buying treats for us. Yeah, isn't that a nice thought, everybody?? Servant typist will just say, Princess and Misty and Stinky needs treats (and I need them the most!) and he'll just buy them for us. Yeah, that's a neat thought.

It is.

EDIT: I just KNOW he will! He has to, he has to! Yeah, it's a nice thought. It's the best thought ever. He'll just keep buying treats for us and then when the servants come home, servant typist will go out, sit down and I'll be right there in her lap. THEY HAVE TO BUY TREATS ... they just HAVE to!!

It's not easy being a princess! Princess

A Girl Wants Roses...

A girl wants roses from her love,
A girl wants perfume from her love,
A girl wants diamonds from her love,
A girl wants a few pounds of jewelry from her love.
A girl wants to dance with 'him' under the moonlight from her love.
A girl wants expensive things from her love.
A girl wants pearl necklaces from her love.
A girl wants candy from her love.

But, all I need is his love.

♥

A girl wants to give him gifts.

And I will! ♥

It's not Easy being a Princess - Princess

Servant Typist's Computer Exploded..

Yeah, it just crashed down. Sploded. Completely! It was fascinating to me, but apparently she didn't think so.. she really yelled!

Pop-up ads came up all the time, then sometimes the computer flashed & pop ups appeared everywhere and she had to restart her computer. It crashed down, the spy ware couldn't clean it so now we're on a different computer. This isn't good! This computer is slow and my servant brother, you would think he was part of the Geek Squad. He's going to reformat it or somethin' so it'll be all clean and virus-free. For now, I have to use this stupid slow computer .. atleast it's better than nothing..

It's not easy being a Princess! Princess

Outside Day

Apparently it was Outside Day fur ServantMom today. She was outside all day and wouldn't let us sleep. Sheesh .. she was walking out near my porch and kept interrupting my beauty rest. What's a girl gotta do to get some sleep around here? She also said my porch smelled like POO. POO?!?! POO??

What is 'Poo'? Apparently what I do in the litter box, but it doesn't mean I smell like it. Nope, it doesn't sirreeee... it does not. ServantMom ate some carnita meat, whatever that is .. a corndog, yogurt and went shopping fur food. And more yogurt. I swear the ServantMom is addicted to it.

We have not have gotten any treats except just.. normal cat food fur days. She's killin' me! She has been spending more time with the dogs than us. It's mean.. but atleast we get some little attention everyday. We know the ServantMom is busy.

The ServantDad is coming Friday .. apparently. But he's probably putting it off again .. he needs to catch up with work he says. Oh well .. I miss him.. he doesn't like me or the dogs .. but he loves us.. erm, okay.. that was different... I mean, he doesn't really like pets but he has to love us! We live with ServantMom & ServantHusis & ServantHubrother..

Goodnight, ya'll! And happy St Patty's day! I'm going around pinching everyfur who doesn't wear red! Er.. I mean green. Whatever!!

It's not easy being a princess! Mistress Princess

I don't like this...

Really, I don't..

So, ready? Then I have to go back to my queen throne.

The darn neighbors next door or should I say across door, have this big trailer thing and this huge truck, a different smaller car and agold car and a silver truck.. and some other girl is over there.. they keep driving in & out and then drove into MY driveway..without MY permission! How dare they!! They drove back and forth and then out t othe street... (big trailer was connected to the big truck by then) and they didn't even care to ASK me to come in to my property! How dare they!

Anyway, I'm done now..

It's not easy being a princess! Angered Princess Who No One Asks Before coming Into Her Property

I Have a Boyfuriend!!!

I do I do!

Princess dance time... *twirls around like a ballerina..*

I.. HAVE... A BOYFURIEND!! *dances more* Yes, the princess has a boyfuriend.. I never thought this day would come. And his name is Tiger! He's very handsome and nice, and a great dancer. I never thought I would have a real love...but now it's true. I love you Tiger!

It's not easy being a princess! The Princess... WITH A BOYFURIEND!