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Keeping up with Kira's thoughts

Mmmmm...CREAM CHEESE

Mommy is working at home today and she was diligently typing an email when she began to hear a noise that drew her attention away from the computer. Licky, licky, lick! It was ME! I was stealing a taste of the cream cheese on the bagel she had on a little tv table where she THINKS it's safe to have food while she works. SURPRISE!~ NOT safe from the ever resourceful Kira! Not my fault Mommy spoils me. Ever since I was sick last year, she has shared a taste of whatever she is eating with me and now I take a taste even if she didn't offer to share. Mom would have wanted me to have some if she had noticed I was waiting. Right? She didn't even yell. She just scraped off the part I licked and gave it to me and then she finished her bagel. Mommy wouldn't tell THAT story to her non-cat crazy friends though. "Normal" people might think that was icky. MOL

Excuse me...the food bowls are EMPTY!!!!

Mom is really slacking. I do not think I have ever been hungry enough to come running when the crunchies hit the food bowl before. But we have 5 bowls and I have never in my life seen them all completely empty. HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....MOM what could you possibly be doing that is more important than feeding the cats? And then, as if that was not bad enough, the ONLY reason she noticed was because she was going to get a botttle of wine to chill before company comes tonight. So we would still be starving to death if she didn't have company coming! All of us from the smallest to the largest ran in and munched like crazy. I sure hope Mom felt guilty! I guess one of us had better learn to talk if she can't be responsible enough to keep those bowls filled on her own. I must remember to punish her by walking on her head when she is sleeping tonight.

Do cats burp?

Mommy just scooped me up for a snuggle and she swears that I burped in her face. Better than coming out the other end, don't ya think? Anyway, all is calm here at the kitty zoo. We are all living in harmony and I don't hate Maggie and I'm not mad at Mommy anymore. The only one doing any hissing is Chelsea and she just hisses at all of us all of the time if we invade her space. Nothing new there. Mommy left us for the whole day today and when she came home, nobody was missing or injured. I'm not ready to snuggle with Maggie or anything silly like that. But I have decided to let her stay.