Youre KIDING ME!!! Another ONE?!

OMG! We have got another DOG!!! See that picture of me above? That's what I looked like when I found out we were getting another one! I'm just going to have to run away if that's what it takes! How am I going to get to my food on the porch?! It's 1 against 3! Oh Boy! I better think of a plan! And FAST!!!

It's My Birthday. It's Not Your Birthday Too! Yeah.

That is my version of that song by the Beetles, because today is all about me! Me! It is my day! Oh and I'm old! Guess what? I'm the big, 1-0! I'm very important today, and if you humans don't think so, shame on you! For I rule this day! And all the other days too!!!! HA! HA!

Ysa-Poo Poo and Lepoo

Those are what I call my oh- to wild ADOPTED, puppy sisters! EWWWWWW!
Well, their real names are Ysabelle Jewel and Leola Faline. I'm sending a complaint to my owners because those sound like roalty names! OH! Mine is Chuckie Charcoal! I sound like a jester in the court room, but they act like the jesters. I'm the prince. For my name is Prince Charles! HA. HA.

I walked right out!

As you know, and if you don't I don't want to hear from you, I'm the best cat celebirty ever. Well today, my food was in the cold, dirty garage. There is a Kitty Door, for little tiny Kitties. Ewwww! They barley have any fur, and I'm clean! I take a bath twice a day. Any ways, more about me. Well, my owner put me in the garge and pointed to my food! But I got in the garage and walked right past the food! I didn't relize it until I got outside.