April 30th 2005 4:34 am
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I know people have hands so they can pet me. Why else would they need hands? Except of course to open cans of cat food and clean my litter box. I hate when people I don't know come to my house and they just don't understand what to do with their hands. Sometimes when that happens I have to be extra extra cute to get them to realize what they are supposed to do.This can be a lot of work. I have to flirt with them, roll my head around, smile, rub on them, especially if they are wearing dark clothes. It would be so much easier if everyone just knew that hands are for petting. But I guess I don't mind teaching them as long as they remember when they come back!