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Diary of a Kitty Loaf!

Annoyed

Keeps playing with MY toys - all the old ones and the new ones they just got!
And bopping him with a right hooker makes him worse!??

Well well!

And so it begins.
A little wot-sit appeared last night and i'm right miffed!

Not his fault, so didn't take it out on him (though he is a sniff 'n half! Whoa!)
But I did my best to ignore my owners... for a bit anyway.

Not happy he's living in the kitchen though, my owners left a second, albeit smaller bowl of food for me and I cant get to it! And neither can I get to my napping spot!

Hmph!

Hmm!

Yeah, i'm no spring chicken but I can look after myself! I have it easy here - 3 beds, sofa and window sill to myself, free range of the block and a cute female tabby 3 doors down...

So why are they talking about introducing a... another 'cat' to look after me?

Worst of all, it's gonna be a kitten! How can a child look after me? - I'm not decrepit and he certainly ain't spoon-feeding me!
And no doubt he'll need the edumacation which yours truly could only provide.

Good point - i'll teach him the best spot to rub on my back, the only places he's allowed to go, to keep out of my way, and my owners a lesson they'll never forget.

Looking forward! }:-3