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How I Live My Life

Lucy and her "Club"

Man! I'm mad at Lucy. She joined this club named Brilliant Orange Cats Unite, and I can't join because I'm not a ginger cat, I'm a tortoiseshell! Both of my brothers were ginger. It's so unfair! I was at the pound with my brothers and my owners chose me, of all cats! She could have picked Frank, or Barry, but no, they chose me! And I'm not ginger... sigh...

My First Diary Entry

That cat Lucy... oh sorry I didn't know you could hear me.

I was just going on about that cat Lucy... she's my room-mate, along with her kitten Patch and that dog. Oh, man, that dog... her name is Happy. Every time I want to be alone, she comes and is all like, "Play with me please." And then I tell her I'm busy. Works every time. Just don't tell her, or I'll have to, uh... shred you to pieces or something!