November 7th 2005 4:29 pm
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Now I will be the first to admit that I am unbelievably hot and sexy. My fur is the softest, my eyes—the most expressive, my voice is musical, my figure is voluptuous.
Still, none of this prepared me for one of the most awkward moments of my life! It happened on the day of Mommy and Daddy’s Halloween party. I was sitting on the bed while Mommy and Grammie dressed me in my new costume. It is a glorious pink hula skirt with a matching flower embellished scrunchie. Navin was sitting on the bed as well and staring at me. This I am used to. After all, who could blame him?
Suddenly, I found myself pinned down by Navin as he held me by some loose skin (not that there is much of that!) by the back of my neck. Excuse me!!!??!!!! Luckily that’s ALL he did or he would be in a world of hurt! It all happened so fast that it was like a shocking moment frozen in time. Just as quickly as he’d jumped on me, he let me go and took off down the hall.
Mommy and Grammie made much of me and smoothed my skirt and asked if I was ok? Then they took me out and let me play “Hostess with the Mostest” to their guests. Navin is avoiding me like the plague ever since it happened. He’d better continue that if he knows what’s good for him!
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