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Grizzly Grazzly

My Dad has gone crazy

tonight when daddy fed me and Cappie, he said "Catch Daddy a mouse"...and I 'm thinking about it but in the mean time, What's fur supper??
Yuck...who wants to eat a mousie?? they is raw and kind of stringy....and they taste like...well mouse..
Hey daddy! why don't you go catch ME a mouse?? HUH?

I'm in Jail at HOME!

These folks are just plain mean! They have locked me up in my own home! They say it fur my own good...Just what does that mean???
I have my own cell - it's usually called the sunroom, but now I'm calling it JAIL!
Just wait until I get out! They are going to PAY!

I'm in sickbay at the v-e-t-s

Halp! they've got me locked up here! Mumma was right - I did have an abscess and the folks in colored pajamas stuck a needle in it and got out some nasty looking stuff. Dr. Phil decided to keep me over night because they had to knock me out with some stuff to put in a drain...I hope it doesn't drain out everything inside of me, I would look pretty skinny if that happened.
Mumma's note:
For the second time this year we will set up the cat kennel in the living room. Grizzly will be confined until Monday, when the Penrose drain in his neck will be removed. He did well with the sedation and will be on antibiotics when he comes home.
I am praying to ceiling cat that this is the end of the cat-drama here - I've had enough already!