June 7th 2007 6:36 am
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YO !!! TIKI TAGGED ME!!!

So now I gotta tell yoo stuff abowt mice-elf.

OK where do I start to lie -- er, ahem.... regale yoo with my ekksploits and derring doo.

1- I like to eeet.

2- I like to lownge arownd on the CATPROOFED SAFELY FENNSED-IN Balkonie. (Meowmie did a Spekktakewlar job of fencing it in so we cannot fall off or jump off, and she inspekts it freekwentlee to make sure it is still safe for us)

3- I LOVE to heer Meowmie sing and I love to hear Dolly Parton singing -- I sit there like I am in a TRANNSSS listening to Dolly singin.

4- I EKKSPECT to be wated on.

5- If Meowmie iz gonna feed me in da "Cat Room" (wich means that sillee Cee Cee is gonna be runnin around the howse while I get to stay in ONE room!!! Pooo!!!!) - ennyway, if she duzzint open da Cat roome door fast enuff, I PUUUSH it open with my hedd and then I trot in, MEOWING frantikally becuz I know I'm gonna be FED!! FOODIES! FOODIES! I LUV FOODIES!!

6- I know da meening of "Sit", Balkoney" and "HAIRDO!!!"

7- I pretend not to know da meening of "NO!"

8- I hate Cee Cee-- she iz a Luv-Starved Hairpeece.

9- How menny more of these things do you want?

I have made my confession. I do not beleev in doing pennannss for anything I have admitted heer.

Ack!!!