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Christmas 2004

My new sister on steroids

Ok so mom brings home this black thing with long legs and a pointy nose and it does not meow, it barks and whines. I believe it's a tall cat on steroids. Whatever it is, i hate it! It chases me, bites my tail, and is sooo noisy! Plus it leaves poopies on my nice clean floor under the dining room table. What was mom thinking? I am being nice to Angel now, because at least we both hate that tall cat. Gracie is dumb and she actually likes to play with that tall noisy cat thing. Oh well she is young and stupid....

December 18, 2004

Well it's almost Christmas and I'm ready. Mama will bring me some leftover turkey from Christmas dinner. My sister Gracie is being a little monster (as always) and knocked down the Christmas tree 4 times. Mama keeps yelling at her calling her a maniac and a monster and says she is going to beat her. I don't think she will. Gracie's too cute to spank. My mama is a cheapskate and won't turn the heater high at night so I have to snuggle with Gracie on the bed. It is cool that mama lets us sleep in the middle of the bed and she is just at the edge trying to stay on the bed under the covers. When I sleep at night I hug Gracie. If she wasn't my sister I think I'd like to hook up with her. She has a boyfriend named Mister who is always outside. I think for Christmas I'll give mama a hairball. I already tried to decorate by unrolling 2 rolls of toilet paper, but I had to go lick my stomach so I didn't have time to put the paper up in the living room. Oh well there's always next year.