April 11th 2009 9:27 am
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Well. Beignet the stinky kitten is back. He returned a few hours after I posted my confession. He seems fine, but he smelled like the v*t's office, so I growled at him. Also he doesn't seem to be quite the man he was before he left home. Hmmm. My guardian angel Bear who knows everything suggested that maybe he had gone to get fixed at the v*t, like I did when I was little. hmmmmm. Looks like I confessed for nothing. I should have demanded a plea deal.
I would have posted the news of Beignet's homecoming earlier. My angel friend Cole wrote to check on Beignet's whereabouts and ask, in confidence, if I really ate the cord. (I wonder if he'd like to act as my lawyer..) However, when mom turned on the computer, she found that the NEW power cord had been chewed. uh-oh again. The weird thing is she now takes the cord off the computer and puts in in a drawer when she's not using it. So the culprit (!?) had to chew the cord right in front of her!!! And she didn't see it. You should have heard the "unhappy" words flying around my house. My ears are still pink with embarrassment. Beignet being away from home, the only cats in the room when she was computing were me, Pomme and Beignet's sister, Cajole. Once again suspicion falls on me. sigh. Pomme hardly ever moves, and Cajole bounces like a silly kitten everywhere, extremely noisy and visible. That leaves me, and mom thinks I am perfectly capable of silently slinking, panther-like, up from the bottom of the bed and hiding behind the screen while I gnaw on the wire undetected. I think the new cord must be very flimsy to give in so quickly. Either that or, like an experienced assassin, I... I mean somecat... now know exactly where to strike to disable that fascinating snaky little cord. I really need a good lawyer.
So I no longer have any access to the computer. No more lazy afternoons curled up on mom's bed snuggling sweetly (:D ) while she piddles around on the computer. Time to go torment the stinky kitten. I still have some hobbies left.
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