
October 17th 2009 11:50 pm
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I just thought of an awesome way to improve on my mouse ice cream idea that I thought up yesterday -- mouse ice cream with liver sauce. Ooh, I'm drooling at the very thought of it! I bet I could make a jillion dollars if I could sell mouse ice cream and liver sauce! It would be just like an ice cream sundae with hot fudge sauce is for humans. Cats would go nuts for mouse ice cream with liver sauce the same way people go nuts for ice cream sundaes with hot fudge sauce, I'm sure of it!
I really must ask mom and dad to get on the ball and make some. Mouse ice cream with liver sauce: this is the best idea anyone has ever had in the history of the whole world!
And remember, you heard it here first! 
October 16th 2009 10:27 pm
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You know what would be nice? Mouse ice cream. I just thought of that the other day. I was just sitting around between naps, thinking about stuff -- you know, how you just sit and think about stuff sometimes, between naps? (I've been doing a lot of that lately, sitting and thinking about stuff. There hasn't been a whole lot going on -- Evil Cat, Mangy Cat and Nasty Cat have been staying away from my house for the most part, so it's been quiet around here, and I've had a lot of time to sit and think about stuff.)
Anyway, I was just sitting around between naps the other day, thinking about how good ice cream is. And then I thought about if it was possible to make ice cream even better than it already is. And I thought maybe it could! So I thought about how it could be better. What would make ice cream even better than it already is?
First I thought about kibble ice cream. But then I thought, no, that would be strange. But ice cream with kibble on it, like sprinkles, might be pretty good. Then I thought about goldfinch ice cream. But then I thought that all those feathers would kind of ruin it, so that wouldn't be too good. So nix on the goldfinch ice cream.
And then I thought of mouse ice cream. Of course! How wonderful is that? It's perfect! All that juicy mousiness combined with the wonderful ice-creaminess would make it be the best! It would be absolutely heavenly!
Mouse ice cream. I wonder why no one ever thought of that before? I must ask my mom and dad to go make me some. 
August 18th 2009 11:08 pm
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Lately I have been playing with a new toy. It is a snake I found on the kitchen floor. My mom and dad came back from the farmer's market and were washing stuff and putting it away. I saw something fall onto the floor. It looked just like a tiny green snake. I attacked it, and it went skittering across the floor, just like a little snake trying to escape. I chased it and batted it around for a while until it flew under the stove.
My mom fished it out for me, and I spent the rest of the evening attacking it off and on. It looks just like a little snake, but it doesn't taste like snake. It doesn't smell like snake either, it smells like green beans. I have never bit into a snake that tasted like green beans. This must be a new kind of snake.
I have to go get mom now to fish it out from behind the closet door. My paw can't quite reach. 
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