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Those Lazy Days

Intruder Alert!!!!

Mommy was asleep. the house was quiet. cept for mom's dad outside in the living room. i can hear grandpa opening the main gate. i could smell him. that scruffy looking furball that my mommy used to tease me, saying that he's my secret lover. +hissssss+ i belong to no tom cat!!!!

while grandpa wasnt looking, i dashed outta the house and snarled and showed all my lovely fangs and claws to that tom cat. He was actually purring at me, saying something abt "most beautiful feline~~~~blah blah~~~~love~~~blah blah".

Hisssss. i didnt hear most of it and jumped on him. Oh my.How DARE he come into MY territory????? I beat the crap outta him of cos! +evil kitty grin+ we were making so much noise that mommy woke up and came outta the house to see what was happening.

My god. mommy was mad at me. she sprayed some water on me and i ran back into the house after chasing that poor defeated tom away. HAH. i WON! +struts ard the room+

Mommy wasnt so pleased with me cos she just showered me the day before and now im all dirty and smelly from the fight. Got a itty bitty little scratch on my gorgeous face and mom cleaned it up for me.

Mommy was like muttering "i thought u like that friendly sweet tom cat.even if u turned him down, u dont haveta beat him up like that!"
Hurmppff. when did i ever said i liked him in the first place?!

humans are so weird. They think they know everything. hah.

another battle won. Meowwww. amd im tired after all that fighting. time to go to bed...zzzzz +purrrrr+ nitteee+

Hiss

Cuddled up with mama for a bit just now after she's back from class. mama's evil elder sister (lets call her C) complained to mama abt me. AGAIn. i just chased C outta mama's room when mama wasnt ard! Thats all! I was protecting MY territory.

hurmpf. C sprayed water at me. and i hate it.

i shall go and perfect my scratching skills now on my fav chair just in case evil C comes near again!!!

hahahaha. *evil kitty meooowww*

human tots are weird

Mama had recently read an article abt my kind. She was wondering if i love her or not. That silly mag filled with other cats are putting weird tots in mama's head!

she told me that it doesnt matter whether i love her or not. cos she'll still love me just as much.

teehee. wondered if other mama's in this place tot abt the same thing before.

remember. my mama is my willing slave! +evil meow+