A Cat's Conspiracy Theories

who am i?

August 28th 2012 12:15 am
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i use to answer "3" when someone asks this. refers to "who am i - and how many?" but queen missy asked me to play this tag game.

and here we go.

1) Tell me your funny Christmas story.
to be honest i do not have a 'funny' x-mas story to tell. at my first x-mas in this house i wasn't very well adjusted to human habits but curious like a kitten should be. when i tried to sniff at a (burning) candle human gave me a long sermon about being aware of dangers.
that was not funny…

2) Where's your favorite hiding place when playing hide and go seek?
when i play ambush i hide under human's reading chair.
when i want to keep human busy looking for me i use to crawl into my blankets…
...like this.
no idea why she always finds me…

3) What did you dream of being as a young kit?
i always wanted to be a happy cat with home and servant. home and servant i found :)

4) What's your favorite hobby? Anything goes.
training human intelligence by changing hobbies as often as i can.

5) What’s your one "bad habit" that you love and your Mom hates?
i wouldn't call it a bad habit – but human and i definitely have different views on interior design and wearing black clothes.

6) If you could go anywhere in the world where would you go?
to a place miles and ages ago from human noisemakers of all kinds. for my convenience i'd allow the person to join me.

7) What is your guilty pleasure? Food, skirts and suits or cars? What?
kitty junk food.

8) What is your favorite make believe monster? And yes girls, unicorns and fairies are included. Post a pic of this mysterious beast.
my personal nightmare is a singing boy cat – i wish i had a photo of the idiot who uses to disturb my sleep with his atonal arias! i'd set a reward on him. by then i keep asking human for a voodoo doll of him…

9) What is the one dreaded thing you have to do at home? Babysitting, taking baths, entertaining guests....what is your dread?
none. my only duty is being me.

10) I’m not so sure if Zach and Zoe are going to have coed ships this year or not, but in any case, which ship would you want to be on: Zach’s, or Zoe’s? Gris, will also be having a small ship (more like a dingy) that our kits could be on.
which of them is the house boat? if i should only consider being on WATER it has to be comfortable and offer me sofa, beds and bookshelves (to climb on).


i tag...
you – in case you haven't played yet?!

 
Purred by: Queen Missy of Missylandia (Catster Member)

August 28th 2012 at 11:49 am

I loved your story ishtar. You have such a good humor. interior design is a good way to put it.
Purred by: Beepers (Catster Member)

August 28th 2012 at 1:13 pm

I don't know how human finds you when you're hidden in your blankets, ishtar! MOL!

I enjoyed reading your answers, ishtar.

 

ishtar *proud wobnapt*


 

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