January 2nd 2014 4:32 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. As the oh-so-handsome Big Daddy B says in his most recent Diary entry (Dec.31,2013): "Don't touch those bio fields!"
There's a new bug that's wiping out the entries in the Fun Stuff Bio Fields. Don't try to update your pages or anything in the Fun Stuff Bio Fields 'cause it will be wiped out when you try to save your changes.
STAY AWAY FROM THE "FUN STUFF" until HQ has fixed the problem.
Oh my. The current owners of Catster have a poor record of fixing Catster bugs. We love the Community and ability to make pretty pages. If this Bio Field bug isn't fixed in a timely manner then there's no point in us staying around 'cause half the reason for being here won't exist. We'd hate to leave but this is a deal breaker. If we can't make pawsome pages we're leaving. Oh my yes.
December 24th 2013 12:36 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. We were hit with an ice storm on Saturday night. It knocked out hundreds of thousands people's hydro in the province including ours. We didn't have power for almost two days and it was COLD!!!
Mother brought out blankets and an old comforter and tried to make little caves for us cats to sleep in on the sofa. We didn't cooperate, of course. We liked sleeping on top of all those soft, comfy things. We can keep nice and warm just by curling up, thank you very much. Oh my yes.
Mother was going stir-crazy 'cause it was sooo cold and she couldn't go anywhere because all the ice outside and falling trees were just too dangerous. About half the maple tree on our front lawn has broken apart and fallen down. Trees are down and streets are blocked with debris everywhere. We're only three days into winter! Oh my.
We got our power back late yesterday so we're all nice and warm and back to our regular sleeping spots today. Paws crossed that our hydro stays on!
Merry Christmas everykitty! Hope Santa is good to you all.
December 20th 2013 1:09 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. Kitties, I hope if you ever get sick or aren't feeling quite right that you NEVER have to have mother look after you. Oh my no.
Although she was just following the vet's instructions mother did manage to almost completely turn off my thyroid machine with the pills she is giving me. She took me from too high to way too low. Now she's done the same sorta thing with poor poodle, Kovo.
A few days ago poodle boy was putting out the soft poopies morning and evening. Yesterday morning, after a couple of small meals of chicken, rice and over-priced pumpkin the previous day, Kovo put out a better formed yet still somewhat soft poopie. Mother gave the boy another couple meals of the pumpkin concoction yesterday also. No sign of poopies of any quality since. Poodle boy hasn't pooped for almost a day and a half now. Zilch! Nadda!
OMC!!! I wonder if Kovo is ever gonna poop again?!?!
December 18th 2013 3:08 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. I just know that some EVIL cats out there who are jealous of my beauty and purrfection are rubbing their paws with glee 'cause they think the title of this diary entry refers to me. Well, it does not! My poopies are wonderfully flawless thank you very much. Those softies belong to none other than our new poodle, Kovo. Mwahaahaa!!!
Yesterday morning mother noticed Kovo leave a soft deposit accompanied by some fartacious sounds. He repeated that again yesterday evening. Ditto this AM. She said that Kovo better not be sick 'cause she's already blown the yearly vet budget on me with all my pills and blood tests. Well, excuse me, Grinchy lady! She's just cranky 'cause she has a cold. Mwahaahaa!!!
Mother got Kovo a can of chicken & rice poodle food and a can of pumpkin. They only had "organic" pumpkin so she had to pay twice the price as the regular stuff. Mwahaahaa!!! Kovo was given a mixture of poodle food and pumpkin for dinner and miracle of miracles the little piggy ate it all up. Fibre, do your thing!
Oh my. Kovo better show signs of firming up soon or you know where he's going next despite mother's whining. You bet - back to the poodle doctor place where he got his buzz cut.
December 13th 2013 3:43 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. I have been falsely accused. I am innocent!
Mother doesn't put up a lot of Christmas decorations mostly because she's lazy but she says it's because of "the cats". The cats?!?!? Nonsense! Anyway, this year she put a little string of LED lights in the living room around the entrance way between that room and the front hallway. Pretty little yummy looking red lights...
While she was making dinner tonight mother heard a "bad" sound from the living room. When she checked she found me standing beside the string of lights that had been pulled down and lay in a heap on the floor. Sully was sleeping on the sofa and Kovo was up in the cat tree. Mother immediately accused ME of doing this! WHAT?!?!?! I am completely innocent. I am purrfection itself! I merely went to investigate the noise just as mother had done. I'm sure it was Sully who pulled those lights down. He was faking it on the sofa, pretending to be snoozing. Mother still gave me the stink eye and told me to behave myself or Santa may bypass my stocking this year.
THIS IS SO UNJUST!!!
December 6th 2013 3:18 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. I've always known that mother resented me because of my overwhelming beauty. She has always tried to sabotage my stellar reputation. This time she has GONE TOO FAR!!! I plead with you out there to rescue me from this house of EVIL!!!
Yesterday, while I was enjoying a very sound sleep, mother grabbed me and whisked me off to the vet. Time for my post-pill thyroid blood check. We got the results this AM. OMC!!!!
I will remind you that the normal thyroid range is 10 to 51. Last month when I was officially diagnosed my reading was 98. Today my reading is............. 5!!!!!!!!!!!! Holy Catnip, mother, you've managed to pill me into HYPO-thyroidism. Good Grief!!!!
On the bright side my test revealed that I have been fully compliant with taking my medicine. I'm such a wonderfully good girl if I do say so myself. On another note, this proves that Cheez Whiz is Kraft's gift to cat owners. I've always known that. Oh my yes.
Fortunately, I continue to exhibit no signs of illness so hopefully the pills and the disease aren't harming me yet. My dosage has been cut in half to be given once a day. This saddens me because it means I only get my delicious Cheez Whiz treat once a day instead of twice. *SIGH*
Hopefully I'll get a better reading when I get retested again early in the new year.
December 3rd 2013 1:41 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. There's a funny looking scrawny little poodle running around the house this afternoon. It has the same name as my bro: Kovo. Honestly, mother, if you have to bring that odd little thingie into our home could you not think up another name? A better name?
I don't like poodle Kovo. Neither does Sully. We've been hissing in unison at him. Our cat bro, Kovo, must be hiding somewhere. We haven't seen him since mother brought the poodle in a little while ago.
I hope mother bought poodle food for the new Kovo 'cause I'm not sharing my yummy cat food with him.
November 30th 2013 4:22 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. I just want to thank all you kitties who gave us those pawsome cornucopiae-horn-of-plenty-balls-of-yarn-filled-thingies gifties for American Thanksgiving. That was so nice of you all!
Hope all our pals in the USofA are having a fun holiday this weekend.
November 19th 2013 3:23 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. Sully and Kovo have been snickering at me all week 'cause they know I gotta go back to the vet soon for another blood test. That'll be THREE times in two months. That is so unfair!!!
Well, I know a secret about one of my stinkie bros whose name happens to start with a "K". The same week I gotta go back for a recheck he has to go back for a haircut. A BIG haircut. Mwahaahaa!!! Yesireeeeee, Kovo, you're gonna get a buzz cut all over your stubby little body 'cause it's lion cut time again for you! Mwahaahaa!!!
On a personal note, I don't mean to brag about myself 'cause I am modesty itself, but I've been an absolute saint about taking my pills everyday. Mother says when she offers me the Cheez Whiz coated pill I get a wild, feral look in my eyes. She says she fears for her safety when I gobble up that delicious Whiz-erful, wonderful treat. I'd eat all the pills in that bottle in one sitting if they had a bit of Whiz on them. I might eat your Cheez Whiz covered finger too, mother. I LOVE CHEEZ WHIZ!!! Oh my yes.
November 7th 2013 1:42 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. My test results were available today and they confirm that I have the EVIL Hyper-T. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
The highest normal blood thyroid hormone value is 51. Last month mine measured 86. This week it measured 98. Oh POOP! The vet says once the level starts going up it's not likely to ever come down on its own.
Sooooo....mother went out today and bought a bottle of Cheez Whiz and then she went to the vet to pick up my pills. She was not thrilled to find out that she's gotta cut those tiny 5mg pills in half so I can get 2 halves a day. She's also not thrilled about having to pill me twice a day forever either. Mwahaahaa!!!! But she says she's gonna make sure I get my medicine by hook or by crook. Should be a piece of cake, mother, with the Cheez Whiz. OMC!!! I'm gonna get CHEEZ WHIZ TWICE A DAY FOREVER as long as I tolerate the pills OK. OMC!!!
I want to ask you all again to purr for *EVIL Murray* 'cause he's gonna PAY for infecting me and my Boogers with his nasty thyroid germs!