May 21st 2012 4:25 pm
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I HATE IT when Mom writes in my diary ... Here she goes again:
I was trying very hard to get some sleep before a very stressful day at work. Squirrel started attempting to wake me up early, around 4am, by attacking my feet. I shooed her away with the threat of the water pistol. About an hour later, I heard her running like a crazy fool. She came flying up the basement stairs, ran all over the house, over my bed, up on my dresser, then back throughout the house again. By this time, Kitcat cautiously joined her. There was more running and a bit of hissing going on. Eventually, Kitcat came back to bed and Squirrel came too and they both settled down. By then, I couldn't get back to sleep, so I got up. I hadn't turned lights on yet but saw something on the floor right at the bathroom door. It looked like a big beetle at first glance. I turned on a light and still couldn't tell what it was. So I put on my eyeglasses and saw that it was a cat turd with some grassing coming out of it. It was then that Squirrel's crazy race throughout the house made sense. She was trying to out run her cling-on. The cling-on she got from eating grass earlier in the day.
Now my turn ... See why we don't like it when Mom writes in our diaries? How about a bidet for us? Or at least TP? How would she like it if she had poop chasing her around the house?
I totally agree that poop is furry scary and running is the only way to get it off!! Good job Squirrel.
I feel ya my friend I totally hate it when that happens and you cannot out run that stuff!
Thank you Sparky & littleboy!!! I really tried to out run it. I haven't run that fast since I was a young cat!
a good jog around can improve things for sure!
This is Mom speaking!!!
Orange Ruffy, That was not a jog!!! It was a "my butt is on fire!" out of control, full speed, banging off the walls, blast through the house in the wee early morning hours. Mom
Squirrel now ...
Orange Ruffy, Don't listen to her. You are right. A good jog around totally improved things.
Love, Squirrel (with the squeaky clean rear end)
Did you also try the skid-scoot removal technique?? Momma's really love the effects that has on floors...but it does a great job of eliminating the offensive baggage...
I am glad that you got rid of it in the end; it must have been very uncomfy. I like to see how fast I can run sometimes just for fun and when you run out of floor you have to go uo the walls! Purrs Toby
I gets furry scared when the poops chs=ases me to I crys and Mom catches me and pulls it off.
You guys all understand.
MOL! You had to outrun that poop!
OMC you let your mom onto your diary? Squirrel, I hate to break it to you, but I think your human may be out of control. I wonder if Micheal can help you train your human maybe? MOL