It's all about me, did I mention, me?

My worst nightmare has come to BE!

March 21st 2011 12:13 pm
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Dear Diary:

I have not been vigilant about posting. My staff continues to be inadequate, but they have sunk to a new LOW.

Two weeks ago, they brought home this little ugly thing. I had no idea what it was, as I've been with Meowmy and Daddy since I was just a few weeks old. I consulted with Toonces and he told me what it was.

A DOG! A dog! What in the world? I am the diva! I am the queen girl baby! Not a girl dog at that!!! WHAT??

This little thing is black and white and I do NOT like her. She's something called a Chihuahua and she wants to sit with Meowmy ALL the time. She is such the suck-up. I mean, really! You don't have to work THAT hard to get the love and snacks. Trust me, I know.

She continually sits with my Meowmy and sleeps right next to her. I do NOT like her at all. I heard them say she came from a rescue group and was taken from a hoarder/breeder situation, whatever THAT means. Her name there was Snooki and that's what they call her. I call her Stinky and Smelly and Irritating.

I have successfully beaten up on her so I think she knows who the boss is. If they think I will go easily into the night on this one....HA! I scoff! I scoff! Toonces might roll over to keep the snacks coming, but I will not go quietly.

I will keep you updated but for now, this is disgusting. Toonces seems to just ignore her but she is working my LAST nerve. Little hiney kisser! Humph!

Love,

A dejected and irritated Ashley

 
 

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Purred by: Gypsy (Catster Member)

March 21st 2011 at 8:04 pm

You go, girl!! I constantly whopped Kringle when he came in, and chased hin effurrywhere!! Didn't give him a moments peace. He knows who's BOSS here!!! ( Hate to admit it, but he's grown on me. Now, he's actually my best bud here!! MOl Isn't that a hoot!!!)
Purred by: Kaci Sunshine - Beloved Angel (Catster Member)

March 24th 2011 at 3:13 am

Good for you Ashley! Don't let up until that little critter knows who's BOSS in your house and always will be! And make sure she doesn't hog all your mommy's time either! :)

Love,
Kaci


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