The Lord of the Manor Speaks

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Worst habit!

January 14th 2008 2:40 pm
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There is a poll on the home page where you can chose your worst habit! Well, I have so many bad habits, I don't know which to choose!

Tearing up furniture? Check.

Shedding? Check (Although one could argue this is not a habit!)

Knocking things over? Check

Scratching people? I did not know that was an option! Cool!

Missing the litterbox? Puhleese! I hardly ever use the litterbox, and I do not miss it at all!

They failed to list my most annoying habit...yes, more annoying than not using the litterbox. Excessive meowing! I sure do love the sound of my own meow! And when I meow, I better get an immediate response!

 

Going to the v-e-t tomorrow

January 20th 2008 9:04 am
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I heard Mommy telling Daddy that tomorrow I am going to the v-e-t. She also told him she is not happy because instead of giving us an appointment, they said they were booked and she could just drop me off in the morning instead for me to get my blood and pee-pee taken again. I don't want my Mommy to leave me there, but it's her only day off from work while the cat doctor is open. I hope she will come back for me and does not decide to leave me there.

 

My day at the v-e-t

January 21st 2008 12:08 pm
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Well, Mommy took me to vet today, and she had to leave me there because they didn't have any appointments open when she called.

They did the usual round of terrible things to me. Then they decided they needed to call Mommy to get her permission to take a chest x-ray. They wanted to sedate me so I would hold still. Mommy reluctantly gave her permission for the sedation.

The last time I was sedated (by a no-good vet we don't see anymore) I did not come out of it for days. Daddy was so afraid I would die that he insisted he and Mommy get a new cat right away. That is how Kiki joined our family.

But the vet assured Mommy I would only get a little sedatation via gas, not general anesthesia.

Later they called Mommy and said I was ready to go home. They figured out a way to get the x-ray without sedating me, and that is why Mommy loves these cat doctors.

The x-ray was to check my heart, and my heart is good. I tried to tell them I had a good heart, but they would not listen and took their pictures of it anyway.

So they still do not know for sure why I cough. My heart murmur is still grade 3. My pee-pee had no crystals. The doctor will call tomorrow with my blood work and other pee-pee tests.

Mommy had a surprise when she picked me up. It was Daddy! He carried me and put me in the car. When we were all in the car, he said, "Over five-hundred dollars!!! Really??? We could just buy a bunch of new cats for all that money!!!" Mommy told him to not say such things in front of me, but I knew he was mostly joking. Mostly.

 

The results are in

January 22nd 2008 6:07 pm
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Today the lady from the v-e-t office called Mommy at work. I wish I knew how to do that. I would call up Mommy at her work and tell her, "MeeeeOOOWWW!"

The lady told Mommy that my thyroid values have gotten so much worse that they wonder if I am taking all my pills. Mommy said it's Daddy's job to give me the pills, and she is sure he always remembers. I actually do remind him when he forgets! So I have to go up another notch on my meds.

My kidneys are still not performing well enough to make me a good candidate for Radiocat, so I might have to take these pills forever.

I am going to remind Daddy now to pill me for tonight. I wonder if he can show which buttons to press to call my Mommy.

 

Mouse, the Earl of Meowzer

January 29th 2008 5:40 pm
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Last night, I was sitting on the couch with Mommy and Daddy. We were watching Braveheart. Mommy was petting my head and then she turned to face Daddy and said, "Did you know that Mouse's official title is Mouse, the Earl of Meowzer? Because he is noble and because he meows all the time. He comes from a long line of Meowzers." But Daddy just made the face he makes when he thinks Mommy is being totally silly. You know what I had to say about all this? You guessed it! I said, "MEOW!"

 

My life as a latchkey cat

February 24th 2008 4:11 pm
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Mommy warned us when she first went back to work that life would be different now, but I had no idea how different until recently. She has been getting home so late that it's way past supper...mine and hers! She is so ridiculously behind on the cat chores that I am too embarrassed to tell you.

I have decided that this whole thing is Daddy's fault. After all, he insisted Mommy get another job to replace the one she lost. Mommy and I were purrfectly happy with her being a stay-at-home cat mom!

Now Daddy is all like..."The cats are out of food! I am out of clean underwear! We are out of oil!" Oh yeah, Mommy accidentally paid the wrong bill, thinking it was the oil bill. So now the oil company has stop delivering oil! We are on empty! Mommy paid the bill, so we are just waiting for the oil company to decide to bring us a delivery.

If we run out of heat, I know Daddy will make me a nice fire. I would feel bad for poor Catsy though!

I sure do miss the old days!

 

I helped Mommy!

March 27th 2008 7:22 pm
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I have been throwing up quite a bit lately, and the other day I decided to help Mommy clean some puke up by using my paw to "cover" it. Only problem is I just spread it out and made it worse, and my handsome coat got wet!

But tonight Mommy held me in her arms while she blew out her birthday candles and made a wish. She can't tell anyone what her wish was, but I bet she wished I would feel better and stop peeing and puking on the floor. We blew out all the candles on the first try, so whatever she wished for will surely come true!

 

My Grandma

April 11th 2008 9:48 pm
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My Grandma Mimi is very sick and I am very worried about her. She is my Daddy's Mommy, and she lives in Florida. She came all the way to Connecticut to meet me last summer! I hope she gets all better soon. Mommy, Daddy, Catsy, Kiki and I are all purring extra hard.

 

Me and my biiiiiiiiig mouth!

May 11th 2008 8:36 pm
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Boy, sometimes I wish I did not have such a big mouth!

Today, for example, I was following Mommy all over the house and meowing non-stop. Why? Partly because it's fun, and partly because I am trying to wear her down so she will give me some canned Fancy Feast!

By tonight, she was so tired of me meowing. She and Daddy went outside to tend to the grill because they were making Grandma a special steak dinner for Mother's Day.

Then Mommy heard me...still meowing! She turned around, and there I was...outside too! At first I did not even realize I was outside. I was just trying to follow Mommy. But just as she spotted me, I realized I was free, and I did not want to go back! She tackled me before I got too far, and it was back in the house for me! (Thanks, Daddy, for leaving the screen door the tinsiest bit ajar.)

Daddy said he thought Mommy tackled me very hard. I thought so too! Geesh. Then I heard Mommy tell Daddy that I would have completely gotten away with it, if only I could keep my mouth shut long enough. And they both laughed at me! I was sitting right there! They are not even polite enough to make fun of me when I am not listening.

Next time I sneak outside, I will be totally stealth. Well, I might meow a little just to let the world know I am there.

 

Dancing with the Mommy

May 27th 2008 6:43 pm
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Do you cats like Dancing with the Stars? Well, my mommy loves it, while Daddy and I pretend like we hate it but secretly like it. We used to sit with her on the couch and watch it. But now it's over until next time!

That does not stop Mommy from picking me up and announcing, "Dancing the mambo...Mouse the Cat, and his partner...MOMMY" while she pretends to do the mambo and I struggle to claw my way out of her arms. Sigh. I swear I have no idea why Daddy and I put up with her sometimes.

 
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