April 7th 2012 9:05 pm
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We've all been sad these past few days. My mom's eyes have
been leaking a lot lately. You see, Strider, my dog brother has
gone to the Bridge. He had been sick, but he got worse March 30.
He was always a bit cranky and he always growled a little when
we walked by him, but he never did anything to us. I think that he
secretly liked us. He just didn't want anyone to know.
We will all miss you, Strider, and even if you acted like you didn't
like us, we always openly liked you.
12-12-02 ~ 3-30-12
July 2nd 2011 11:59 am
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Can you believe it?!
Little ol' me is CAT OF THE DAY!
When mom saw me up there, she squeeeeed and did a happy
dance in the kitchen. Mom's - they're so silly!
Well, I guess we won't be making the CAT OF THE DAY a
picture today! MOL! Minko & Pipo and their meowlmy
always honor our family with a memento on these
occasions. Thanks guys, and thank you so very much
to all those who sent me gifties, comments, and kitteh
mail. You're all so sweet to celebrate this day with me.
Thank You, Everyone!
Love you all!
May 23rd 2011 11:32 am
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Mom's brother sent her this today.
She thought it was funny, so she'd
like to share it here.
Children Are Quick
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication
on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using the tables.
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today
that we didn't have ten years ago.
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie.....Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right...'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his
father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you
know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand....
TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the
same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, sir. It's the same dog.
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on
talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.