MOL!!

Mom saw a truck on the way to work. It had a picture of an alligator on it and the name of the company was MOL.

Do alligators Meow Out Loud? Or in the case of alligators, does MOL stand for Munch Our Legs?

Just wondering... MOL!!

She came back!!!

My Mom came back! She was gone a really long time. I think it was 3 months and I thought she was never coming back and the strange lady was gonna be my new Mom and I didn't like her giving me my insulin and I hissed at her and I really don't like to hiss every day and she didn't give me tummy rubs and didn't kiss my head.

But Mom came back and she brought a lot of boxes and our RECLINER and she sat in it and I sat on her lap and took a nap and I haven't sat on her lap since we've been in Memfish and our house is a mess and I don't care, because MY MOM IS BACK!!!

WOO-HOO!!!!!!!!

Mom is leaving me!

My Mom is gonna go away to Florida this weekend and she's leaving tonight and won't be back until SUNDAY and I am gonna stay all by myself except for the lady who is gonna feed me and clean my box and give me my insulin and I have to sleep by myself and eat by myself and no snacking on Mom's food 'cause her food will be in Florida and I will be lonely and sad and she may never come back and then what do I do 'cause I love my Mom and how could she leave me?

*dissolves in tears*

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Frank hurt my Mom!

That nasty stray cat Frank is totally out of control. Friday he came to the door when Mom came home. When Mom opened the door, he walked right into my house! I was right there at the door, and Frank and I sniffed each other's noses and then Mom told him he had to leave. (Can I get diseases from touching noses with Frank?)

On Saturday. Mom sat on the stairs and was talking to Frank. He came right onto the stair next to her, so she picked him up, just to pet him. He struggled and scratched Mom's right hand and left arm. The arm wound is BAD, but it's not infected.

Mom's feelings were hurt more than her skin. But I'm gonna get that little creep Frank.

NOBODY hurts my Mom!

I overheard my Mom!

She was talking to the stray cat Helen. THRU the door, as tho Helen could hear her from inside the house. MOL! Here's what Mom said.

"Oh, poopie time, huh, Helen?
Good girl.
Yep, whip around and smell it to make sure it's really poop.
Ooh, it's poop alright, better cover it.
Smell it again.
Yep, still poop.
Cover it again.
Check once more.
Ewww, still poop.
Cover once more.
OK, that's enough covering.
Time to PLAY!"

I think my Mom has lost her mind!

Ow, ow, ow! *sobs*

Mom stepped on my foot. (My small toe was on his foot.)

It hurt really bad. (He hardly noticed.)

I got chikin as compensation. (He was under foot trying to STEAL chikin.)

I cried and cried. (That was for the chikin.)

The chikin was OK. (He inhaled it like a vacuum!)

My life is so difficult. (Yes, being King is a thankless task!)

*tries to regain his composure while drying his eyes with his paws*

*Mom kisses his furry little head*

I feel a little better now.

I ATE A-SG-ETTI!!

Mom had a-sg-etti for dinner and I ate some!! (Note from Mom: It was pasta.) It was good!

It had stringy things and some guy named Basil and Sunni D. Tomato and milk and cheese! ALL MY FAVORITES! I never tried those stringy things before, but they're FUN to eat!

A-sg-etti! It's what's for dinner!

You've gotta see this!

You guys have GOT to go read my diary from earlier today entitled NO BARF. The diary entry isn't that cool, but the poem that Dude Kitty sent me from the Bridge is a classic.

Mom was rolling on the floor laughing, and showed it to all her friends from work. Check it out. Dude is an awesome poet!

NO BARF!!!

I did not barf, it's now day six!
I'm up to my same old tricks.
I got in the cabinet really fast
But Mom found me, that didn't last.

I'm feeling good, and thanks again.
I plan to stay well, but if and when
I feel a big barf coming on
I hope you'll purr until it's done!