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Even Hotter Day.

June 4th 2011 3:11 pm
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Its true, today was even hotter than yesterday. It been in the 70's which is hot for us but possible not that hot to some of you.
I spent most of the day in the garden, snoozing in the shade, it was too hot to move much.
I have been violated!!!!Mom came out and put some cream on my nose.....she said it was to protect my nose from sun burn as I have a white nose I am prone to sun burn which could increase the chances of me getting skin cancer. I tried to lick it off but it tasted awful and was very thick. All of us that were out who had pale noses or ears were violated with this stuff. The Catfather would need an awful lot of that stuff, MOL.
Mom sat out with us for a bit but it was too hot for her, so she made us a tent and went in to the cool.
Its just been too warm to even play today, this eve is still warm and we are all flaked out.
Some muppet has just let fireworks off and frightened us out of our fur!!! Think we need chicken to get over the shock.
Thank you again for all of Ollies gifts, you have been very generous.

Law of Cat Probability (Uncertainty Principle)
It is not possible to predict where a cat actually is, only the probability of where she might be.

Law of Cat Sleeping
All cats must sleep with people whenever possible, in a position as uncomfortable for the people involved as is possible for the cat.

Law of Cat Stretching
A cat will stretch to a distance proportional to the length of the nap just taken.

Law of Cat Thermodynamics
Heat flows from a warmer to a cooler body, except in the case of a cat, in which case all heat flows to the cat.

Law of Cat Washing
A cat will wash itself at any time which is appropiate, which includes especially the moment after something has been jumped and escaped.

Law of Concentration of Mass
A cat's mass increases in direct proportion to the comfort of the lap she occupies.

Law of Dinner Table Attendance
Cats must attend all meals when anything good is served.
(Blizzard doesn't miss this one)

Law of Electric Blanket Attraction
Turn on an electric blanket and a cat will jump into bed at the speed of light.

Hope you guys are not getting too hot. Moms and dads, please remember if you have a cat with white/pale noses and ears, make sure they have sun protection rubbed on them before they go out.

 
 

Leave A Comment | 8 people already have

Purred by: Blizzard AKA The Catfather (Catster Member)

June 4th 2011 at 3:36 pm

Yous really a wize guys!!! 70's...HOT!!!!???? Wees think dqats Purrfect here!!! ( In july and August, wees would kill for 70's in de day!!! ( Sometimes in de night too!!! Has had days where de low was in de 80's!!!0
Purred by: Tink the Cat (Catster Member)

June 4th 2011 at 4:00 pm

Poor baked kitties!!! And what's up with Weird Fireworks Guy??
Still love the Cat Physics!! Luv, Tink
Purred by: Henry (Catster Member)

June 4th 2011 at 4:15 pm

Lurvs your Cat LAws! Keep them uo....
Stay in the shade too, mewomy got sunburned over three weeks ago and is STILL flaking..yucky....
LURVS
Henry
Purred by: Hannah E

June 4th 2011 at 4:34 pm

u think thats hot. it was in the 90s here today. i want the 70s to come back.
Purred by: ♥ Jezebel RIP ♥ (Catster Member)

June 5th 2011 at 1:33 am

70s isn't hot! It was 100+ here today!
Purred by: Rose (Catster Member)

June 5th 2011 at 12:47 pm

It was hotter than 70 here but we're basking in the sunshine in air conditioned comfort!
Purred by: Angel Soleil (Catster Member)

June 5th 2011 at 2:37 pm

Those are great cat laws to live by! I follow them all!
Purred by: Fisher (Catster Member)

June 6th 2011 at 9:07 pm

In the 90's outside but I'm purring cuz I'm inside by the air conditioner. Waaay to hot out there!!!!


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