January 3rd 2014 7:56 pm
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OK.... Attention...everyone find a seat!!!
Welcome all CC furiends of JosieMae and Montgomery George Brown. We all gather for the happy occasion of joining Josie and Monty in the union of their kitty lives as partners furever on this first day of January 2013. What a heck of a way to start the New Year-huh! Ooh..everyone is all spiffed up and looking fine today. Can everyone see??? I ask you all to stand for the ceremony please. Go ahead; shake out your legs that are falling asleep. I’ll have you all know Monty and JosieMae said I could do this “Steve Style”, so no booing the officiate please.
Monty and JosieMae..please step forward and face each other. Look deeply into each others eyes with tenderness and we will begin. Put your left paws in, take your left paws out, you put your left paws in and shake them all about, you do the hokey pokey and turn yourself around, and that’s what it’s all about! Sorry, couldn’t resist and you ALL fell for it too!! Hahahaha! Good job! Ok, now we need to make this all official and serious. You both came here today on your own free will, no dragging or coercion, right? Ok…step one..check. I will say the vows, and any sign…. a nod, an ear twitch, a whisker wiggle will be taken as a yes, so be very careful of any and all movements.
My furiends, we are gathered here today to celebrate one of life's greatest moments, to give recognition to the worth and beauty of committed love, and to add our best wishes to the words which shall unite Monty and JosieMae. I would ask that you both remember to treat yourself and each other with dignity and respect; to remind yourself often of what brought you together today. Give the highest priority to the tenderness, gentleness and kindness that your union deserves.
Please join paws and confirm your promise to love and respect each other, to be faithful and honest, to give each other encouragement, strength and trust, and to stand together in our times of joy and of sorrow. Your lives have become joined with the times you have shared, and will be more complete by the memories ahead, ready to be made. In so much as you have promised your commitment to each other by these vows, and the joining of your paws, I pronounce you Monty and JosieMae Brown. Ok..go ahead and kiss and all that stuff. Quick-like…I don’t want to be grossed out. Let’s hear it for the new couple!!!
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