Life of Max

HONESTLY! A BALLOON WEIGHT! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS WOMAN?

February 5th 2013 2:28 pm
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Well, my name is Max. I'm a six year old bombay/birman cross, I think. My momma just pried me from the seat. SHE IS EVIL, I TELL YOU. Anyways, that crazy feminist she-cat thinks she is better than me, the top cat! As if. My momma keeps picking me up to look at a HUGE WHITE FURBALL! Honestly. I don't blame her. The furball is beautiful. My momma just plopped me on a balloon string. Naughty momma. SHE ALSO, put me on the balloon! What is wrong with her! She wouldn't let me get the temptations, either. EVIL MOMMA!
Now I'm going for a cuddle session. Maybe I'll sit on the computer to stop my momma from doing her things. So buh-bye.







- Max

 
 

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