January 20th 2014 4:08 pm
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I am in my secret lab working on a new kitty litter that creates a smell that only hoomans can smell, and it is triggered by a meow. Once a cat meows, the hoomans will go into automatic obey mode.
This would be great because our hoomans are almost already trained. Then the plan is for our hoomans to carry litter with them and sprinkle it everywhere they go.
As I was putting in the final touches to my plan, Kinzy comes in talking about how her soft paw nail just popped off and now she can scratch me before mom gets home to see. She swiped at me, I dodged and ran, and I still have my vial full of my final ingredient and jumped on the table and knocked over all the pictures. My vital flew out of my hand and hits the floor and breaks.
“Meiko, you’re in so much trouble.” Kinzy pranced off with a smile.
I stood there in shock at my day of hard work on my secret potion has spilled over the floor.
“MacKinzy An, do you realize what you just did.” I was so upset.
“I think so, but, if change the name of Happy meals to Sad Meals, who would buy them?” Kinzy files her nails on the hardwood floor.
“Now I must start all over again tonight”. Meiko heads up to his secret lab.
“Meiko, do what again tonight, and can I come help”. Kinzy runs circles around Meiko in super zoomie mode.
“MacKinzy, you do realize if I take over the world you will be the Worlds Rulers sisfur, you will be more famous than, Kim Kardashian”. Meiko sees that this grabs Kinzy’s attention.
Kinzy starts to cry.
“What is wrong?” Meiko says
“You think I am a dumb.” Kinzy cry’s hysterically.
Hugs his sisfur,”No Kinzy I think you’re as smart as a tree stump.” Meiko says
“Really Meiko, you mean it”. Kinzy cheers up
“Yes, Kinzy I do, I mean it.”
“So, you want to wrestle.”
“No, I have to work in my lab.” Meiko heads up the stairs
“Can I help?” Kinzy says excitedly
“Who will great the hoomans when they come home?”
“MEMEMEMEMEMEME!!!” Kinzy says excitedly
“See, you are a HUGE help.”
Meiko, I think you have insulted the entire Siamese breed!
Monster, heheheh not you. Your wise. Kinzy is a little well, dingy. She is very cute which makes up for it. ehehehehe