I hate chickens

Stupid ranch chickens get out and go roaming around and they hang out on Cindy's porch...we are gonna have to lay down the paw law about this. That is MY porch...it's where I wait for Cindy, and sometimes I just sit there and sun myself.

Don't need no cackling, scratchin' stinky chickens. Now, mind you, as one of the ranch cats I do NOT hunt chickens. For one thing, they smell really bad, for another, I know how much trouble I'd get into for that.

But I could sure as anything scare one...

I just wish all 19 of them would stop coming around at the same time...

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