I'm a Cool Cat on the Feisty Scale!!

Here is a fun game I found in one of my furiend's diaries. How feisty are you??


Charlie Chocolate Paws Scales of Feistiness

1. Do you make demands of your human? (If you answered Yes, give yourself 1 point.)
[Sure do! 1 to me.]

2. If you make demands by doing any of the following, give yourself 1 point for each:
Persistent meowing [Definitely 1 more point.]
Biting 0 [I only bite the other annoying cats.]
Smacky Paws 0
Relentless staring 0 [That's more Booboo's tactic.]
Inappropriate behaviors (i.e., chewing on furniture, electrical cords, the oven) Getting on the counters and table. [MOL! Another 1 point.]

3. If you make demands by doing any of the following, subtract 1 point:
Headbonking 0
Rubbing and purring on your human -1 [Is this getting good or bad??]

4. If you let your humans rub your belly, subtract 2 points.
[The biggest NO-NO with me! 0]
5. If you let anyone kiss your belly, subtract 5 points. [0 If you try, you are taking your life into your hands!]

6. Are you Head of your Household (HOH)? (1 point if you consider yourself HOH) [1 Of course!]

7. If you have kitty (or other animal) siblings, do you:
(Give yourself 1 point for each Yes)
Eat their food? [1 - When no-one's around to stop me!]
Demand that they groom you? 0 [Most certainly not!]
Chase them? [1 Of course! What other entertainment IS there besides hunting and eating? And, of course, sleeping.]
Stare at them relentlessly? [0 Why would I want to?]
Stalk them? 0
Pounce on them? [1 But of course.]
Make them meow? [0 Wish I could!]
Steal their (well, *your*) toys? [0 Toys? What toys? Meowmy hides the laser light and all our other toys are broken!]
Make them growl? 0
Make their ears go backwards? [1 - But not on purrpose!]
Pretend to be grooming (or staring at the wall, ceiling, etc.) while actually stalking them? 0

8. Have you ever destroyed household items?
(1 point for each yes)
Furniture? 0
Clothing or shoes? 1 [if you count cat collars!]
Kitty Toys? 1 [Oh, yes! I should give myself a couple of points fur this one! MOL!]

9. Please list any other crazy things you do that are ridiculously feisty (1 point per).
[Hm. I can't really think of any!]

Total Score (Place your score/name in your Diary Title):


My Score is 8 or 9 [depending on whether you count those collars or not!] I'm a COOL CAT!

0-5 LAIDBACK LOVEBUG: You are a lovebug. You are sweet (and probably floofy) and you go with the flow. Nothing *really* bothers you and you like everybody. You don’t even mind having a feisty sibling! You are a laidback lovebug!

6-15 COOL CAT: You are one cool cat. Smooth with a touch of mischief. You’ve got a bit of feisty in you and a bit of lovebug. Balance is good; you know how to have a good time by chasing and pouncing AND you know how to have a good time by being a mellow kitty and just hanging out. You are a cool cat!

16+ CRAZY FEISTY: You are a nut. A cheeky little monkey! Crazy, feisty, the talk of the town! Chasing kitty sisters, demanding your human feed you NOW, eating your mom’s favorite pair of shoes, turning on the oven with your freakishly strong teeth just because you can! The world is your playground and you’ll try anything once (or twice). If your human can handle the shenanigans of a CRAZY FEISTY kitty cat, all is good! If your human cannot handle the shenanigans, wait until she leaves for work to get crazy and then blame it on your sistercat when your human comes home! You are crazy feisty (and a whole lot of mischievous fun!)!

Any kitty that wants to play is invited! Feel free to tag friends to find out just how feisty your friends are!


So, you've seen how feisty I am, what about you furs? Post in your diary and/or in the comments below to let the world know how feisty you are!

Happy Novemfur!

Purrs,
Samson T. Hunter

Moar of my fafurite kitty vids!

Guess what I've been doing again?? I just LUV watching these funny kitty vids and I thought you might enjoy if I shared some more with you. Did you read that Dogster article that proves the kewt pet pics are good fur people?

It's a Scary, Scary World out there, as testified by Gibson.

Sylvester the talking cat in one his episodes, in which the landlord comes around!

Sylvester digs his hole deeper when he tries to sell the dog after a house move that traumatizes his feline companion.

The list goes on, but these are some of the funnier ones. I think they're all by the same guy, too! Happy viewing efurryone!


Purrs,
Samson the LOLcat addict

More videos!!

Only this time, they're about ME!! Well, "us". My dog-bro Mikey has a new vid on his page that a couple of girls took when they were trying to train Mikey.. furry unsuccessfully! It's only a minute long, but it's funny.

Meowmy has also been reviewing all the videos she has taken of me and her sisfur's cats Yogi and Booboo. She says she's gonna try making one big video of all our kewtest moments, so I'm keeping an eye out fur her camera ofur the next few days!

It's been furry cold here lately. They says it's Spring... I say "Pah!" It's doesn't feel like spring to me! I reckon it'd be warmer if I moved in with one of my American pals in the middle of Fall!

Not much has been happening here, I'm afraid, so there's not really much to report. Meowmy has discofured that I've started stealing furom the compost bin. She saw me yesterday jump in the big improvised "bin" and steal some food out of there and start eating it. I'm gonna have to be sneakier furom now.

I'll sign off now, as I can't really think of any other news-worthy reports, but I'll give you a link to an article on the health benefits of owning a pet. SUPERPETS TO THE RESCUE!! MOL`


Have a great weekend everyfurry!

Purrs,
Samson

Moar mews and vids!

First, da mews - Uncle Felix is Kewlest Catster Kitties' new Cat of the Week! So kewl! I was KCK COTW on da 10th of da 6th 2012, and now Uncle Felix is KCK COTW on da 6th of da 10th, 2012. Coincidence or what??

Now, da vids:
These are so funny, I couldn't resist posting these ones too!

Super Cats 1

Super Cats 2

Super Cats 3

Funny Crazy Cats ;-)

Hope you enjoy! =;

Purrs,
Samson T. Hunter

Funny Animal Vids

G'day, my furiends! I been lookin' at some funny vids on YouTube lately, and I just thought I'd share some of my fafurite ones:

*A manakin bird does a moonwalk!

*A Bengal cat goes skitzo on his owner in bed!

*Funny Talking Animals - the Best Of!

*The lyrebird's natural mimicry skills (or is it dubbed?)

And last but not least...
*These Funny Cats!


Hope you all have a furtastic weekend!

Purrs,
Samson

Catster to Samson, Report!

Okay, so I haven't been around much lately. Sorry about that. Not much has been going on around here furom my point of view, although Meowmy has found sufficient excuses to keep busy. Firstly, there's yet more diseases circulating through Bendigo. Some of our furiends have got chicken pox, so we're looking out fur unaccountable spots. Not good. There is also another of those nefur-ending colds affecting a few people, including Meowmy. She seems to be always catching whatefur's going around! People are too generous. Especially with diseases.

“There are only two things a child will share willingly: communicable diseases and his mother's age.” -Benjamin Spock

On the other paw, things aren't so bad after all. It is my dog bro Mikey's birthday today. (Meowmy actually furgot until Dogster reminded her! Chah! Furget her own head next!) It is also Meowmy's birthday tomorrow. (And can you actually believe she furgot that as well?!!)

Lately Meowmy has started reading a Joe Grey mystery story by Shirley Rousseau Murphy. Have any fur of you read them? This one's called "Cat Telling Tales". It's kinda interesting so far, Meowmy says. She's about two-thirds of the way through it already, so it must be good!

I'll sign off now so Meowmy can go fulfill some more excuses, but I'll try and get around to all my fafurite groups soon.


Ciao and Meow!
Purrs,
Cap'n Samson T. Hunter

Ahoy, Mateys!

Avast ye, Mateys! It be International Talk Like a Pirate Day on September 19th, so hoist yer Jolly Roger an' polish yer doubloons cos we be all Pirate Kitties now! Arr!

I'z be gone to http://gangstaname.com/names/pirate to receive my fury own Pirate Name (which I suspect will be the same as that given to efury other "Samson" on Catster! MOL` My new Pirate Name is "SHARKBAIT" HUBERT BONES. Weird, huh? But there ye arr! Fur this month, you may call me "Sharkbait" - but I'll make ye walk the plank if ye keep it up to long!

Uncle Felix would like me to thank the furs who rememfured his Rainbow Bridge Day on the 1st o' this month. We are both thankful to have such good furiends here on Catster.

I would also like to apologise to anyfur who had a special day or honour lately that I have not acknowledged. I blame me empty Catster purrse, arr! When I earn me some more doubloons an' pieces of eight I can treat you all like you so nobly deserve!

But I'm not one fur the small talk, so I'll be gettin' back to me swashbucklin' an' lead-swingin'. Ahaarrrr!


Purrs,
Samson "Sharkbait" Hunter

Going Schizo!!

Meowmy's wondering if I've found some drugs or catnip somewhere - I'm going ballistic!! I was racing around, chasing things that Meowmy SAYS aren't there (though I'm sure they are!) and I'm trying to get in all the cupboards and I'm running and jumping around. It's lots of fun and it's annoying Meowmy, so I think I'll keep doing it fur a while!

While browsing one of the groups I'm in earlier, Meowmy got to thinking about Vegemite. Now she's got a craving fur it (I don't understand that - I guess it's just not a kitty food!) and she's found the Vegemite song on YouTube and has got it "stuck in her head". (You can find it HERE, in case you're interested.) With Meowmy going around the house singing all the time, it's a good thing I can get to sleep easily!

On the canine side of things, Goldie seems to have sprained her ankle or something. She is favouring her off-fore foot lately and yelps whenefur anyone touches it. Meowmy's hoping it's just a sprain that will heal itself.

Have you seen my latest picture? :D Meowmy caught me with the TV remote and her bottle of ginger beer! :r Next time I'll have to be more sneaky...

Now, I'm all tired out furom my Attack of the Zoomies, so I'm gonna beg fur some more dinner then go take a nap. And some catnip tea! =;

DDP AGAIN!!

This is my 3rd time as Daily Diary Pick! I didn't realise my writing was that good! :D Of course, my furiend Nikita is Diary Pick as well. I've lost count of how many times SHE'S been DDP - it seems like efurry day! MOL` Nikita must be a furry good writer!

And there's more excitement! Some of the groups I'm in are having fun stuff coming up. Let's see, KCK had a pawty recently (which, incidentally, I missed!), Fancypants Cafe is having a Pool Pawty tomorrow, and last, but CERTAINLY not least, The Cat & Dog Plaza is having an Olympics! How KEWL is that! Mikey, Goldie and I are each hosting a game. It's gonna be so much fun!! I'm working on building up my new Catster Life group, but it's kinda fun, seeing what's going on in the diffurent groups, and reading furs' diaries and so on. If you want to join my group, here's a link:

http://www.catster.com/group/Catster_life-19021


Anyway, I have events to pawlan, birds to hunt, and sleep to catch up on! ;)


Purrs,
Samson The Mighty Hunter

P.S. Meowmy's working on a new pic fur me! Is that good or bad??

Under Cover... Literally

The grandpawrents may have gone, but the fun's not ofur yet. (I still don't know if that's a good thing or bad?)

Meowmy got up this morning (that's GOOD) and she went fur her potty break (I think that's good!) and she tried to flush (DEFINITELY good!) but it wouldn't (REALLY BAD!!). So the plumbers came round. Now, I don't like most visitors anyway, but it's worse when tradespeople come, because we're not meant to be in the house AT ALL! Well, we're allowed in the laundry at night, but not anywhere else in the house. So you know what Meowmy did? She threw me outside... literally! I mean physically THREW me! (FURRY bad!!) So you know what I did? I ran back inside! So you know what Meowmy did? She picked me up and threw me outside again when the plumbers weren't looking. So you know what I did? Yep. The next chance I got.. ZIP! Those plumbers nefur knew what streaked past them. I guess they thought it was a white streak of lighting... floor level. And you know what Meowmy did? This time she got fed up with me and decided to just leave me alone and hope the plumbers didn't see me and don't say anything to the real estate. *paws crossed* And I got to sleep under the bed fur the rest of the morning.

And now I'm off to my various duties, including plotting and planning with the admins at the C&D Plaza, hunting down criminals at SDA, and tending to my new Catster Life group. As well as picking up Meowmy's slack as far as sleep is concerned, hiding under beds from plumbers, and keeping the back yard free of pesky birds. A busy life indeed!