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mez tireds...

April 18th 2012 6:28 pm
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Yeps... TIRED. Been chasing all of my toys around. I love them. I never had my own toys before. I wonder what da kittehs are doing at the shelter?

My hooman has been leaving. Last weekend I heard she went to friends. I did not like it. I screamed all day friday and saturday. Dat other hooman is not snuggly! My hooman carries me and hugs me. Dis one yells. But she patted me. But I wanted MAMA.

Den I sees da bag out again... and she was doing tings. So I think that witch is leaving again!!!! NOOOOOOO>>>>>
me no likies...

Sigh.... I will just have to sleep most of the time... so it goes by fast... or throw my toys around.

Andy da sad kitteh.


who is da Easter Bunny?

April 5th 2012 6:19 pm
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And why does a bunny get a special day? What did he do?

Mez chase and hunt Zombies... so Andy should get a day. Andy Boy Day...

Um... but I wouldn't know what day we would have it on. I guess we woulds all dress in foil hats and eat zombies.. yeah dat sounds about right.

Andy da cutest kitty.
( according to mama, not me)


two months for me

March 5th 2012 5:38 pm
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Well, mama bought me an angry bird and pig fishing pole. You can switch between pig and bird. We have pig on it now.

Iz broke mama's computer... so wez might be on her less than even we is....!! She is going to Florida so she needs to save money...den she has da bills. But walmart has some good deals.

So mama wants to get me a jungle gym and da grandma is totally hating on it... I will go on it, in it and around it... yeps ahuh!


I just wanted everyone to know...

February 29th 2012 5:48 pm
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That I am a super hero.... Iz been fighting zombies forz long time. I don't wearz a outfit.. sometimes da zombie hat...
So mex first super hero here...maybe....


mez really two

February 8th 2012 6:27 pm
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what mommy has been saying. But three, two ... I don't know what dat means... But before I used to say Iz don't these tings Iz only three. Now I can blame it on being only 2.

Superbowl... mez slept through that.... Now Iz sleeping my shots off. I went to vet today. I got an antibiotic shot and steriod shot. For mez ashma,,, and strange bald spot by tail-tail.

Otherwise, Iz liking my roomates and new home... Maybe they will give me tuna on my second month aniversary.



MEz brave kitty...NOT!

February 3rd 2012 5:05 pm
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Momma: Andy get out from under da couch.
Andy: NO!
Momma: Baby, come out now.
Andy: Heza gonna eat me....... (Whines)
Momma: What?
Andy: Dat beast... heza gonna find out Iz here... and he's gonna eat me!
M: What beast? Do you owe a zombie money?
A: No.... I saw a picture of Leo.
M: Where?
A: On the xmas cards... on da end table.
M: Oh... so?
A: He a big beast!!! He out dere somewhere... and he gonna come back! He will be pissed I'm your baby now....
M: um... mammal... Leo is gone... I think a coyote morselled him.
A: Youz don't know dat!
M: well no one advertised for a lost beast....
A: Was dere a body?
M: Eww beast... NO! That would have been awful.
A; Den dere is no proof. Go get my morsels and put dem under dis couch.
M: Hell, no... you be a man and come out and get your morsels like normal.
A: (Whinning) No... he's gonna get me!
M:( reaches under couch) Baby you are shaking.
A: Yeah, I scared.
M: Oh... give me a huggy.
A: I hungry...
M: Let's go get snacks. I want you to know that Leo was a very nice beast. He was my only kitty that had other kitty friends in the neighborhood. So if he comes back, it will be ok. You will have a friend to frolic with. But I don't think he is coming back.
A: (thinking) I is sorry that Leo went missing. I would be sad if I lost my best friend. Especially to an evil dog decendant. (sighs) I guess I will be safe.
M: Of course, little runt. I will always protect you. You fight zombies... you can defend yourself!
A: Yeah, But I wouldn't want to hurt your kitty.
M: True.
A: So I guess it will be ok. Iz on vacation from da zombies. They strong..oh I need to get a new stun gun... aw... I have to fill out da company form for it... mez forgot.
M: Well, then baby needs to do that.
A: Yeah...
M: Time for Tuna.
A: Yipee!


Mez watching movies on computer

January 31st 2012 5:16 pm
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I think that squirel from Ice age is goofy. I wuz watching him for a bit. Then mommy was watching some english show on netflix. Now wez watching Dragons: Myth or fact.. from History channel.

Iz on vaccation from zombie hunting. I over did it last week. I slept all weekend with da hooman on da couch. It was wonderful.

I hope da hooman gives me canned food tonite... She might...
Then its snuggle time....for night nights.

Meow with ya later.


from da human

January 18th 2012 7:00 pm
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My baby has thirteen cheek whiskers...and five eyebrow whiskers. I don't think any of my other cats had that many.

He also has a little thumb up high on his paw that is black. Does anyone know what those thumbs are for?

The little guy has been nuts... running all around. Playing, and stealing all our stuff. batting it around. Although its still bitter sweet and only three months since Leo went missing. But I am happy that Andy is here with me. I still think about Leo and wonder where he is.... I hope he's not too pissed off with me....

I can't wait until the weekend where I can just roost with the boy!


mommy interviews the small cat

January 17th 2012 7:07 pm
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Andy: um iz not small. I three.

Mommy: You are small and a baby.

Andy: Yeah, I still a baby. I got squashed today and you knocked me off the table!

Mommy: I am sorry that the granny scruched you. Is the paw ok? You are so small and light and underfoot all the time. You follow us around all the time. I didn't mean to make you fall off the table kitty. But you have to stay off the table.

Andy: (Looks at paw) Yeah, it ok. I like going up on the tables and counter. That's where I find all my treasures to play soccer with.

Mommy: Oh you mean like the grape tomato? Which is probably rotting where ever you shot and lost it.

Andy: Hee hee....oh yeah... when I bite it to carry it down. Tomato guts oozed out! But I have lost all my toys mommy.

Mommy: Tomorrow, beast, I will look for them.

Andy: Goody... check under the hutch. Hey, I saw many zombies today.

Mommy: Uh huh... beast I saw you sleeping in your rocking chair earlier.

Andy: I was not sleeping on duty mommy. But dose zombies make mez tired!!

Mommy: So how many did you kill today?

Andy: Well, I think three and then my tazer gun died.

Mommy: Oh...

Andy: Hence, the nap on the rocking chair.

Mommy: Do you have a sword like the others?

Andy: No, it too heavy...sometimes I use poison darts. I shot them through a big wood straw. I like those... But I lent it to one of the cats from Africa.

Mommy: Baby have you seen the zombies take a kitties brain?

Andy: Hell no, although I saw some chasing a horse. They suck da brains out. They evil... I would like to get them all off the earth! Make it safe for all!

Mommy: Good for you beast. But remember its always good to pace yourself so you don't get run down.

Andy:(sighs) I guess. But it's so fun.... chasing dose zombies. Dey think wez so stupid. They are invisible in dere spheres flying around. But don't they know that the spheres make a buzzing sound when flying? Idiots.

Mommy: Yeah but zombies aren't the smartest.

Andy: Oh. dat not true... they just don't roam around groaning. One that we were tracking was like unabomber smart...

Mommy: Really?

Andy: Yeah,,, he were tough to take down but we did it.

Mommy: So what are you doing tommorow?

Andy: Sleeping!

Mommy: Good let's start now. I am exhausted.

Andy: I get da soft blanky!!!

Mommy: Whatever....

January 13th 2012 6:34 pm
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I wuz holding two zombies in detainment... waiting for my boss to come gets them. He took forever. The zombies are claiming that aliens aren't putting tracking devices up da humans noses anymore.

They went on and on about how they are now tracking human children through something called flash or jump drives. I serious. So when mommy came home I came up on da couch and asked for cuddles cuz the zombies made me tired. I mentioned this to her and she started laughing. Then proceeded to tell me that one of da students today tried to open his paper from his flash drive and all of these alien symbols printed out. crap... so I don't know what to believe.

I should have just killed those zombies.... then I never would have known. Now iz scared. I wasn't even on duty today... and I go in at 3 tommorrow...aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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