Out You Go Brussel Sprout!

Out You Go Brussel Sprout

Out you go brussel sprout!
I am not sure why you are
here, but I surely want you
out.

I do not care if you
are covered in sauce
or spice, you are a green
bugger that will never
taste nice.

So instead of eating you
I will open the window and
kick you out. So out you go,
brussel sprout!

Socks

Fourth of July Birthday

Yesterday was my birthday. I had a great birthday, but it could have been better if mama had not been down sick with the flu. I played with my new nip cigar and enjoyed the sunny weather we had on this day. Even though I am now a middle aged mew, but I am glad to be able to live another day. As mama said everyday of animals life is their birthday. I hope I will live to be 20 or older with the good health I have now. I have 6 lives left. I used two of them up. First life used up was when I was a kitten stuck in a paper bag at some parking lot and was rescued by my old human daddy. My second was when I was shot in the leg by a bloody sharpened pellet (they caught the dirty jerk too for shooting my friend Landon and I's legs) and the third was after I got into a fight with a mew (that is why my other eye looks raised, due to the doofus that bopped me). So for the rest of these lives I am going to make it count everyday and keep on living life what I can to the fullest with love of a good family and the care I have had all these years.
purrs
Socks

Fourth of July Birthday

Yesterday was my birthday. I had a great birthday, but it could have been better if mama had not been down sick with the flu. I played with my new nip cigar and enjoyed the sunny weather we had on this day. Even though I am now a middle aged mew, but I am glad to be able to live another day. As mama said everyday of animals life is their birthday. I hope I will live to be 20 or older with the good health I have now. I have 6 lives left. I used two of them up. First life used up was when I was a kitten stuck in a paper bag at some parking lot and was rescued by my old human daddy. My second was when I was shot in the leg by a bloody sharpened pellet (they caught the dirty jerk too for shooting my friend and I in our legs) and the third was after I got into a fight with a mew (that is why my other eye looks raised, due to the doofus that bopped me). So for the rest of these lives I am going to make it count everyday and keep on living life what I can to the fullest with love of a good family and the care I have had all these years.
purrs
Socks

Horn Honk

Well you could say my weekend was boring, until last night (Saturday). Last night there was a strange car visiting my parents. I decided to investigate it to see what kind of people they were (normally I am not a curious cat, but still I like to make sure my family is protected). Anyway as I was looking around inside, the owner of the car looked at me with a :-| face and said get out. I looked at him and said with my eyes I am not done checking you out yet. He pushed a button on his key thing and all of the sudden the car made a loud noise that startled me. I looked at him and said with my eyes I am leaving, but you did not have to scare the hiss out of me with that thing. I have made note to never look in human's cars. I know it was foolish, but as said I have to make sure the humans were good.
purrs
Socks
P.S. When the guy was not looking I peed on his tire mol.

Tagged

The Rules!!

Each player starts with seven random facts about themselves. Cats who are tagged need to write on their own diary about the seven things and the rules. You need to choose seven cats to tag and list their names. Don’t forget to leave them a comment that they have been tagged and to read your diary.

1 ) I often battle mom for her computer chair.
2) I was rescued from being encased in a paper bag at a parking lot by my first dad Bert when I was a kitten.
3) I am a proud single father to a beautiful cat named Peanut.
4) I sleep on my back at times while sleeping.
5) I am happy being on catster and love the friends that I have.
6) I am an easy going big guy with a big heart.
7) I used to be named Popcorn, before I moved into with my mom, dad, shwizz and human siblings (name does not fit me at all).

Friends I have tagged
Gracie
Salem
Bra'tac
Teal'c
Oreo
Alfie
Mikey
Dew
Martin
Vladimir
Sebastian
Diogi
Snowy
Bo
Hemingwa y


Have fun....MOL

Dawn Hunter

Around dawn when
all was still quite and
without a sound or
word. I spotted my
prey, a lone bird.

Carefully and quietly
I crept as close as I could
get, to pounce on my prey
while the ground was still
wet.

Closer and closer I am
near my featherly morsel
of delight, eyeing him
with pleasure while
in daylight.

Pounce, bounce
and a SMACK I catch him
with my blow, but the door
opens, blast it is time for me
go.
Socks the Redneck Hunter

P.S. I never got to finish eating that bird, because SOME black cat whom remains nameless ate it for me. Note to self, I will drag my kill to a nearby bush so that the whizmaster or some other CAT will not steal my breakfast.

Dawn Hunter

Around dawn when
all was still quite and
without a sound or
word. I spotted my
prey, a lone bird.

Carefully and quietly
I crept as close as I could
get, to pounce on my prey
while the ground was still
wet.

Closer and closer I am
near my featherly morsel
of delight, eyeing him
with pleasure while
in daylight.

Pounce, bounce
and a SMACK I catch him
with my blow, but the door
opens, blast it is time for me
go.
Socks the Redneck Hunter

P.S. I never got to finish eating that bird, because SOME black cat whom remains nameless ate it for me. Note to self, I will drag my kill to a nearby bush so that the whizmaster or some other CAT will not steal my breakfast.

Finally I can be just Socks

My mama found out that my other owners will be moving and probably will not be taking me, which is all good because I love being with my mama more. I had nothing against the other owners, but am not a big fan of the little dogs they have in the house and mama's house does not have dogs whoo hoo!!! Plus my mama takes care of my kitty scrapes whenever I get into a fight with any cat that dares to come over to my house. Mama hates it though when I get into fights, but hey someone has to do it and that cat is moi. Even though shwizz drives me crazy still, but since I am his big brother I often go help him kick some kitty hiney (yep my mama frowns over Shwizz's scuffles too). So I am glad to be called Socks again, because I really hate that name popcorn (hello do I look like a popcorn?!). Mama may not realise this, but to me Socks also means kicking some kitty butt when some sour puss ticks me off.
Socks

Ouf Kittens!

Grrrr since Mommy's daughter adopted Shwizz, he is everywhere and driving me crazy. I know I have to get used to him being around because this is his home too. But dang he is driving me nuts. Mommy tells me she loves me and that she loves Shwizz too. So I will learn to like him, but on my own time.

Socks , aka Grump puss

Roof Running

Every night I will get on the roof of our house (roof is flat) and run around on it. I am trying to get in practice to kick Bob's butt. Eversince he kicked my butt in front of other cats, I have been working out to get even with him. Sometimes my friend next door will join me up on the roof, but he is too slow because he is fat. It is funny watching him get up ontop of the roof with me, because his big butt needs to be pulled up lol. I know mom and pop are not happy with me doing this, but a cat has gotta do what a cat has gotta do.

Socks