April 30th 2012 10:09 pm
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I had so many reasons to be happy yesterday. It was sunny for nearly a whole day so I could play outdoors. I was a Daily Diary Pick. I joined a new Catster Group and now hang out with all the other sleek and beautiful black cats.
I was running here, there and everywhere all at once to celebrate these points when it happened.
My mum was in the hall getting her things together and I moved forward as her leg was coming down. I said some very strong words and fled. Mum came after me "Toby" she said "I am so sorry" but I wouldn't let her near me in case she had developed a taste for cat stomping.
Josie poked her head out from under mum's bed to see what the commotion was and I called to her to save herself so she darted back under.
Mum looked at me and said, "I feel terrible" - how did she think I felt? She was the Stomper; I was the suffering Stompee.
I did accept an offering of Dreamies but only when left at a respectful distance. Then mum said, "You are running awfully fast for a boy claiming his leg is bust". Ok - my mum hadn't stomped actually much - maybe because I reacted so fast - and she never wears shoes in the house because she worries about our little paws. So I have forgiven her and she is being extra careful now.
I'm not - bonus Dreamies and the chance to guilt trip my mum! Not to be missed!!
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Dude that sounds very scary glad you are ok, mom knows how your mom feels she kicked me in the head like that one time and then wanted to love on me. they think hugs and kisses will make up for the pain and humiliation of it all.
Glad you're ok! And guilt trip your momma all you can!
Our mum kicked me when she woke up this morning! I sulked for a whole five minutes... and then I went and sat very heavily on her so she knows how it feels. That'll teach her! Daddy is always nearly standing on Mikey too, that pesky kitten keeps running around and getting under feet (especially at the moment with all this horrible rain, he has far too much energy from being cooped up inside).
play it for all itz werth buddy til ya get sum reddy cash and ore trout outta her !!!
Congrats on being DDP sorry it's a day late mate. My mum steps on me all the time but I always forgive her straight away she never means to do it and I know your mum is same.