Zoes secret dreams made public

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April 25th 2011 3:52 pm
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This is Diamond's diary today, about their camping trip and Diamond getting in trouble! It's so funny!

Mom called it... The Walk of Shame!

We went camping this last weekend and Mom said I showed my butt big time. It rained all Thursday night and all day Friday, but Saturday was gorgeous! Mom and Dad had a job to do first thing Sat. morning so I was dropped at the house to hang with the cats till they got done. When they picked me up to go back, they had the boat with them. We dropped it and Dad off at the marina. Me and Mom took the truck to the camper. Now the plan was to jump on the boat at the pier near our camp site but there was already two boats there. SO......

Me and Mom had to walk by toddlers, kids playing, 4 dogs, ducks and about 50 scared adults in the center part of the camp ground. I was doing good till a little Yorkie started barking at me, then it's buddy decided to join in and it was over then. The hair on my back stood up, and I started showing my teeth and barking back. Mom said she had to get the tight grip on my leash and bulldoze me throw it all. Toddlers are being snatched up by Mom's, kids are being yelled at to avoid me, there was two Golden Retrievers which normally I would have loved to be friends with, but I was still mad at that Yorkie for cussing me, soI barked at them to. They just wagged their tails at me. Mom called the whole scene was the walk of shame...for her.

Then I put my nail in one of the boat seats trying to get to some ducks, I could tell it made Dad mad but he hasn't said anything sense Mom said she would get the guy at work to patch it. Then that night Grandma and Grandpa came over with Tux to cook out. I loved seeing Tux as usual, but I was busy barking at a Dobbie that was a puppy. He kept being walked back and forward in front of me. Mom said she was going to put me in the camper if I didn't straighten up. The Dobbie didn't say a word so I looked like the bad guy in all of this. The Dobbie left, so I was good then.

Latter that night, it was eating time. Mom was in the camper checking the food to make sure it was done when.... I houdinied for the first time out of my harness! Grandpa tried catching me but too late, my lightening speed had kicked in. I ran right up to the camper door, begging. Everybody laughed about me doing that cause I could have went and found that little Yorkie but my stomach ruled my brain at that point.

Mom said next time she's going to take my fresbie to distract me from any barking furbabies. That's what she does at Petsmart to keep me in line and it works like a charm. The only time I ever barked at Petsmart, it was at my own reflection in the front window. Silly me! I don't fell too bad, I chatted with a friend Sunday and she said she would have been the same way!

 
Purred by: Tigger/ IN LOVING MEMORY (Catster Member)

April 25th 2011 at 11:06 pm

That dogs nuts!!
Purred by: Zoe Kona Sunshine DG#2 (Catster Member)

April 25th 2011 at 11:24 pm

You know, I knew it was you commenting before the page even opened! Tig she's sweet, she's just a lot sensitive about being cussed at. But Mom did say she about out did her welcome this weekend. She tried explaining to her nobody wants to hear a barking dog when they are trying to fish!
Purred by: Tink the Cat (Catster Member)

April 26th 2011 at 12:29 am

I'm just glad you have a doggie who writes you letters from camp!! MOL, Tink
Purred by: Zoe Kona Sunshine DG#2 (Catster Member)

April 26th 2011 at 1:01 am

Well, we are family! MOL!
Purred by: Laura W

April 26th 2011 at 5:37 pm

YAY diamond daisy for tryin ta get sum stoooooooooopid burds .....

ooops....soree...we dinna mean ta cheer her on zoe....;)

ok, sure we did !!!

peace out N rock on, still dunno why peepul freak when a bull terrier iz close by...

due ewe guys noe spuds mackenzie !!! ????
Purred by: Zoe Kona Sunshine DG#2 (Catster Member)

April 26th 2011 at 9:02 pm

Diamond has a friend that petitioned the White House to wage a war on all birds.

 

Zoe Kona Sunshine DG#2


 

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