Sobe's Super-Sized Scribblings!

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Collared!

April 11th 2014 1:20 pm
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The Dad Guy put my old collar back on me. He said that if I get outside again,people can tell that I'm not a stray that way. Great. Now if I do escape again,the strays will all laugh & make fun of me until I can get that thing off....

 

Incarceration Log....New Entry....

April 7th 2014 8:24 am
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Since my entirely unfair & underhanded capture at the hands of the Dad Guy,I have been conducting myself in a very displeased manner,growling & hissing at the other cats if they get near me. One even attacks me if I go to the kitchen for food or water,so my meals have been catered to me here in the bedroom....hmmm...this could work to my advantage....anyway,I have been friendly to the Dad Guy,even standing up on my back feet to get hugs,just like I used to....and allowing him to rub my belly....whether this is genuine or a clever ploy to make him drop his guard so that I can escape again--I will not divulge....I have also struck an uneasy non-aggression pact with Tigger,& I allowed the Siamese kit Snowflake to jump onto me without my exacting retribution. I suppose I will make the best of it until my next escape.....

 

No one escapes from Stalag 13......

April 5th 2014 5:59 am
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I am incarcerated once again. As always,my lust for kitty treats betrayed me. I held out for as long as I could.....Dad Guy grabbed me by my scruff while I was eating treats....no fair....I was having fun running wild....

 

The Fugitive!

April 1st 2014 8:55 am
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I escaped again from Col. Klink & Stalag 13! I have been outside for nearly a month! I have been making stray friends & I won't let the Dad Guy anywhere near me,so he can't bring me back inside! I will never be captured! MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!!!!

 

A new threat to my quest to avoid medication!

September 27th 2013 7:15 am
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My eyes are a bit better....thanks to everyone for their Purrs....the Dad Guy has been mixing lysine into the wet food he feeds us....but I am one step ahead of him; I don't eat the wet food,only my kibble! HA! But he came in this morning with a bottle of vitamin C tablets....he says he's going to grind it up,mix it with lysine & give it to me by syringe....I don't like the sound of this....I'm sure it won't taste good.....I MUST have extra kitty treats to take the nasty taste out of my mouth....otherwise NO DEAL!!!!

 

Sick Sobe!

September 7th 2013 5:47 am
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When I forced my way into the house,I had a herpes infection in my eyes....the Dad Guy got rid of it except in my left eye by making me take lysine....now the herpes has flared up & both eyes are red & sore again....I may have to go to the vet if mega doses of lysine don't work....Dad Guy got a bag of lysine treats but I don't like them....I don't want to go to the vet....the last time I went in a baritone & came out a soprano if you catch my drift....

 

Presents!

September 2nd 2013 5:49 am
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Thanks to everyone who sent me the lovely presents & messages for my birthday! Speaking of presents,the Dad guy came back from work this morning with some kitty treats &....a new laser toy! I missed chasing that red dot! Now I can work on my footwork & capture that dot once & for all! The Dad Guy says that losing some weight wouldn't hurt me,either....always with the insults....For his information,I am amazingly light on my feet for a--er--plus-size cat....rambunctious would not be too strong a description of me.....

 

Sobe sings a birthday song.....

September 1st 2013 5:41 am
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Happy birthday to me
I'm 4 now you see
No longer a stray cat
& I'm fat as can be!

And I have heard that humans across the entire country are taking a long weekend just to celebrate my birthday!!! About time I got some recognition!

Happy birthday to me
It's time to par-ty!
Give me lots of kitty treats
And maybe some nice rotisserie chicken or maybe some grilled salmon or even a roast beef sandwich & would it kill you to warm it up a little for me I don't like cold roast beef...
& give it to me!

 

Deja Mew!

March 26th 2013 6:19 pm
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The Dad Guy is feeding & petting a black cat who lives outside....Bent Ear & I were watching the whole thing thru the window....I can hear that cat meowing....it was only a couple of years ago that I was the stray cat being fed & petted while Tigger watched thru the window....now I know how he felt....it's Deja Mew all over again.....

 

My captivity resumes....

March 4th 2013 5:40 am
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My adventure outside has ended. The Dad Guy came by my hangout this morning with a bag of tuna kitty treats...it was soooo cold & I was soooo hungry....I let him come near me....he shook the treat bag,& scattered some on the ground....he held a treat out for me to sniff....I let him pet me....THEN HE GRABBED ME!!! NO FAIR!!!
He carried me home despite my yowls or righteous protest....now I am stuck inside again.....all of my friends are sniffing me all over....oh well...when is dinner?

 
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