April 28th 2013 9:23 pm
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Well it is still yo-yo mode with the weather around here. Today again it was drizzly, and rainy.
The big orange cats in Detroit decided to deal with it, seemingly enjoying it tonight, as they didn't cancel or delay their game...maybe they have duck genes afterall...anyways, they were liking the wetness, and reveling in it because they won, Yeah!
When those trees decide to leaf out, meowmy is going to have issues...she is allergic to tree pollen, and those trees are ready to go poof all at once, OMC:( The rains will help wash away some of the pollen dust, though, so maybe we hadn't better complain too much...except that the long range forecast is calling for a good chance of more rain on unfurbro's graduation day...sigh...
We wish to complain...
Please go away...
We do need you sometimes...
But NOT that day!
Now about some other dust...
Here are some cute things that were said by little children, or kidlets as meowmy calls them...
What, you ask, is "Butt dust?" Read on and you'll discover the joy in it!
These have to be original and genuine. No adult is this creative!!
JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: "Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?"
MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, "If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six."
STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. "I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window."
BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it's me?"
SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. "Please don't give me this juice again," she said, "It makes my teeth cough."
DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How much do I cost?"
MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: "Why is he whispering in her mouth?"
CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?"
JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." Concerned, James asked: "What happened to the flea?"
TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your face?"
The sermon a Mom will never forget....This particular Sunday sermon..."Dear Lord," the minister began, with arms extended toward Heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. "Without you, we are but Dust..." He would have continued but at that moment the very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to her and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice,
"Mom, what is butt dust?"
Hope you enjoyed your dusting of giggles...
April 23rd 2013 8:12 pm
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Duck weather, folks, it is raining again...floods to the north & west of us, huge pondlike puddles around here..and sogginess evfurry where.
We are in yo-yo mode as far as the weather goes...a warm day...a stormy wet day, a cold day,and even snowy day. Good grief!
The grass IS getting furry green nevfurtheless...and when the sun does decide to come out of hiding, well it is lovely to bask in its warm rays and puddles.
Last week there was a day when it was about 70 degrees, and we couldn't enjoy it, it was furry stormy. We had about 4 inches of rain...only good thing about all this rain is the fact that the Great Lakes need lots of water to raise them up to more normal levels.
Then on Friday, it got so cold that meowmy had to put on her ear muffs when she was outside! Then we had enough snow to cover the ground in a thin white blanket...
Today we are back in the rain mode, and fur sure the peeps in the midwest part of our state...in the Grand Rapids area, among others...do not need this at all...
Remember last year when we had summer in March?
There is no global warming going on here this season...MOL!
Maybe we need an ark or something...
Meowmy sure hopes this weather will not be so wet or cold when she and pawppy go to the graduation of unfur-bro on the 4th of May...
April 3rd 2013 9:06 pm
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We had already written a 'tag' diary about Spring, but today Keisha sent us another tag request...so as a tag-along to the furst entry here are some more ideas and thoughts about liking the spring time:
Five more Springtime likes:
1) April Showers...they make the grass greener than ever.
2) April Showers also make the birds more active...so we can chatter and drool over them.
3) April Showers...they awaken the buds on the trees to speed up, and then the odd red or grey squirrel will climb in the tree outside of our window...looking for noms...
4) April Showers, freshen up the landscape of all the old dowdiness of winter...
5) April Showers...because rain is way easier to deal with than snow, MOL!
Now if anyfur is reading this and no other fur has tagged you...then we are doing that! So go ahead and feel free to write your own Springtime likes diary!
Just remember to bring your umbrella in case there are more April Showers, MOL!
April 2nd 2013 9:51 pm
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A tag of Springtime...MOL! That is a pun...because Tag is German for Day...and it is spring now, so anything we write is on a day of spring...OK, we will quit our mews of nonsense...meowmy is getting silly with us, sheesh, furst we can't be here all day, then she gets busy with things fur other furs, including pups...pups! Can you believe that? Well now we are here, and Paris has tagged us...
So here is our Tag and we are doing this at Nacht...night...so if its too silly, well the catretary says she is tired, MOL!
Paris said this is a game:
'Tag You are It!'
Here is how to play, We will name five things we like about Spring and then "Tag" five fur furends, hope you like it and play, just copy our diary and change the answers to yours and tag five of your furends!
1) The warm sun puddles, and the longer times we can enjoy it.
2) The myriads of bugs that seem to resurrect from inside all of the windows as soon as the sun heats them up...so fun to watch and pounce on...an maybe make them into a snack...and those pretty butterflies outside, too.
3) Extra laundry, from muddy laundry, and stinky sweaty gardening clothes...because we get to sit on the warm dryer, and sometimes the soft fresh out of the dryer laundry. (Though meowmy says she doesn't care for that so much...) When meowmy does garden work, she sometimes brings catnip inside for us if she can find it, that is evfur so delish!
Um...meowmy cn you plant some of that for us??
4) Chattering at birds that are in the grass, in the sky and in the tree and shrubs outside of our window, from the cat tree perch. Sometimes we even chatter at the scudding clouds on windier days.
5) Fresh air...fresh breezes coming in from the open windows, spring has so many interesting sniffs for our wee noses to inhale and wonder about!
We are adding a 6th...
Having time away from Dog-guy being in the same rooms with us,because in the warmer days he likes to go and observe his terrier-tory from off the porch...and he also gets to do outside guard duty away from us if meowmy has to go out for a while to do errands...MOL! We love that dog-guy, can you tell??
We are tagging:
Any and all furs who have not been offurcially tagged by others...we will let you decide, because meowmy is too tired to hunt them out fur us...MOL! Well, we will furgive her because she did let us come here for a wee while at least!
And we know she will have a load of more work to get all of our pages changed from all the Easter things.
And that reminds us: Thanks for all those Easter gifts...we are having egg rolling contests, making egg salads, painting eggs, having egg auctions and hiding them in places that dog-guy can't find...so he will just have to use up all of his own!
March 16th 2013 1:18 pm
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Yup. Its the day befur St Paddy's Day which is supposed to be green...but we had snow and all is white, at least it was when we got up, MOL!
And Spring is just a few days away...remember last year when we had summer at this time, and it was about 80 degrees?? This year the natural world seems more ordinary...which is better fur those farmers and others who depend on a good winter.
Well, we are DDP today, and we haven't even made a diary in days, Go figure, MOL!
Thanks fur the comments, prezzies and pics that have been coming our way!
We aren't letting Meowmy have much free time on her day off, tee-hee...but at least we have her here all day, and she is not going anywhere even with pawppy...because he is doing the taxes work...sigh...good thing as kitties we don't have to worry our heads over that kind of stuff...our heads would spin!
But now that we just said that...we could be spinning, because in Dutch, the word for purring is spinning, MOL! (My cat is purring - Mijn poes spint)
So we leave you with that thought:
March 9th 2013 10:38 am
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Meowmy said that the time keeper of the world time zones was going to steal some of our Zzzzz's tonight. UGH! How dare they!?!
Don't they know that Zzzz's are the most precious things a kitty has after nom-noms of course...oh, and maybe catnip...MOL!
Appawrently, the timekeeper wants to add some extra light at the end of the days for a while...whatevfur!
Meowmy isn't too thrilled either, because she is working till 11pm, gets home later than that, and has to get up at 630am...so she will be sleep deprived fur sure:(
Oh well, that's life...
Here is something funny that our auntie sent us through the interwebs:
Rednecks have the lowest stress rate because they do not understand the seriousness of most medical terminology
Artery - The study of paintings
Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria
Barium - What doctors do when patients die
Benign - What you be, after you be eight
Caesarean Section - A neighborhood in Rome
Cat scan - Searching for Kitty
Cauterize - Made eye contact with her
Colic - A sheep dog
Coma - A punctuation mark
Dilate - To live long
Enema - Not a friend
Fester - Quicker than someone else
Fibula - A small lie
Impotent - Distinguished, well known
Labor Pain - Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff - A Doctor's cane
Morbid - A higher offer
Nitrates - Rates of Pay for Working at Night,
Normally more money than Days
Node - I knew it
Outpatient - A person who has fainted
Pelvis - Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative - A letter carrier
Recovery Room - Place to do upholstery
Rectum - Nearly killed him
Secretion - Hiding something
Seizure - Roman Emperor
Tablet - A small table
Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the airport
Tumor - One plus one more
Urine - Opposite of you're out
Meowmy, what or who are rednecks anyways??
March 7th 2013 9:48 am
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Yup, the Greeness on pawppy's visage, that is, MOL!
He is better, thankfurly. Those greenish tints he wore didn't suit him at all...and so far meowmy and our unfurbros have stayed well, HOORAY!
But our page will keep the green on it fur a while, until we need to put the bunnies and eggs on it...
So today we are DDP!
Thanks so much for all the things that have been coming our way!
What wonderfur Catster furends we have here!
There are comments, prezzies, P-mails and LOVE!
Manytoes and his talented furily sent us this pic:
DDP PIC FROM MANYTOES & FURMILY OF TALENTED ARTISTS - THANKS!
Jameson sent us this memento, also:
DDP PIC FROM JAMESON - THANKS!
So we are DDP...and yet we have to share the spotfurlight with our dog-guy...sheesh! He is also a DDP! Go figure!
And...meowmy has to go to her work...well at least the unfurbros are here to pester and play with all the wires and junk from their technological junk...evfurry time they are here its like an invasion in our den! MOL!
Pawppy will be home later, too...
Meowmy will come back here briefly around midnight when she is allowed to leave that pawlace where she helps other peeps who can't do it themselves anymore.
March 3rd 2013 2:31 pm
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Yup, our page is green, the pics have a lot of green, and pawppy was green, too...that's why fur one reason at least that we are recycling the green on our page(s).
Meowmy says recycling IS green, so nothing bad about this state of affairs, except we would rather not see a green pawppy...well, at least after several days he is getting a lot less green.
We have our unfurbros home for their college spring break, we hope they do not get green...the color of their university is Maize and Blue!
Though on March 17 everyone is Irish, right??! MOL!
Meowmy says there is an epidemic of green illness at her work, both residents and staff, sheesh, so yucky indeed, UGH!
So she has been working short staffed a lot, coming home exhausted, and then having to spend a lot of time shoveling snow with pawppy, who thankfurly was not green when that happened! Now meowmy is pawraying that this gas-trough-enter-eye-tis stays out of her body. It is Noro-virus, the same one you hear about from cruise ships sometimes, EEEUUUUWWWWWWW!
So now you know why there are not new pics on our page for this green day upcoming...but she doesn't want you to know that in truth she furgot! MOL!! She looked through her SD card twice...but nope, none to use...well, we didn't grumble about it, tee-hee!
(And the funny thing is, there is a bag full of new Irish themed things in the closet...Oh-Oh!)
February 16th 2013 5:30 pm
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OMC!! On Feb 14th we had our Gotcha Day...and it was Valentine's Day, too.
On our page alone on that day we received 45 gifts and most of those are the large boxes of catnip filled kitty treats, aka Chocolate Candy Heart boxes. WOW! OMC!!
What a load of Catster love was showing that day.
Thanks Catster HQ for letting us send love and fun to evfurryone.
Thanks from the bottom of our kitty hearts to all of our pals who joined in the fun.
We were 'gotted' on Feb 14th, and that is no quirk, or planned to make one lovely day...it was long befur we even had heard about Catster, let alone using a confuser, MOL!
Our pawrents would tell us, 'It is providential!'
How on earth will we send out thanks to all of you?? Well we are doing mostof it here, because with 7 furry pages, we would barely get done befur the next Valentine's pawrty! MOL! ( Meowmy has yet to count the boxes of purrsents on the other pages...)
THANK MEW FURRY MUCH!
We LOVE Catster and we love YOU!!!
February 15th 2013 12:02 am
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We sure got it today! A flood of candy boxes! OMC!!
Our page doesn't now where to put them anymore, MOL!
We were gotted on this day, 8 years ago! Meowmy was only going to get one kitty...but then she saw that there was op-purr-tuna-ty to get both of us, so she drove to 2 different pawlaces in our town...
Pipo came from a den where there were all kinds of kitties, all Meezers...OMC, Who to choose??
Well, he decided to check meowmy out...and that was that of course!
Minko on the other side of town came from a stinky dump of a den...rescued he was... and after he felt better in body and soul he became the kitty that we all know today!
Well, it is also Valentine's day, well at least it was, MOL!
So we have known love all of our lives...our destiny!
But all this candy...we could open a business, MOL!
Not only is our page loaded, so are all of our other furmily member's pages!
Meowmy's inbox shut down briefly, and the confuser clunked it was getting indigestion,MOL!
There are over 400 emails from today, alone!! OMC!!
How on earth will meowmy evfur sort through that!
Thanks so much fur all the love shown to us by all of you.
Catster is the BEST!
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