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Ankle biting rules!

June 1st 2013 9:24 am
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And I'm back to pooping on the floor. I just love it! The humans can't seem to understand, and they don't seem to like it. In fact, they keep talking to me about it, as though their human language will make a difference! Ha! I refuse to use the box! I refuse!!!

In other news, I've been having a good week for my ankle biting campaign. I got Mom in surprise attacks twice. It's really easy to surprise her if I hide behind a door. And I love the shrieks she makes! Captain Morgan's been running in fear of me when I look at him. After I got a good under-the-table-attack on Moose yesterday, he grabbed me and bunny kicked me silly! That was awesome! And Sparkman, well... He's my best bud when it comes to rumble time. I just tilt my head like I'm thinking of biting his ankles, and he full on attacks me! Then we roll around licking eachothers' heads and purring. Lucky for me, I overheard Mom saying to some other human "I don't mind the ankle biting. It's cute and kitten-ish... It's the floor pooping that's driving us nuts. He really needs to stop and we're running out of options." Huh? That last part doesn't sound so good. So I'll ignore it and focus on the good part: she LOVES my ankle biting! Bwa ha ha! CHOMP!

 
 

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Purred by: ♥ Jezebel RIP ♥ (Catster Member)

June 2nd 2013 at 2:50 am

Good job on the ankle biting!
Purred by: Simone (Catster Member)

June 2nd 2013 at 8:52 am

That sounds like blast! I'm going to remember that and chomp my mommy's ankle the next time she annoys me! hehehe!
Purred by: Henry (Catster Member)

June 3rd 2013 at 6:09 pm

New litter or behavior modifucation for the poopie floors?? Aw well your so cute who cares!!!
Henry


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