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Recycled diaries and inspiring songs (poop there it is!)

September 6th 2011 10:40 pm
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Well we need some comic relief around here! Lots of kitties going to the bridge again and it's so sad. My mom needs to laugh so after getting a pawmail from Newman asking about some of my poopy diaries, I decided to recycle some of the good ones for your amusement.

Midnight Zoomies and giant poopies

Name That Poop Song

Pooping for fuel!

Squishy poops!


I'm a baadddd boy!

The last one was my St. Patty's Day pawty and well...there was like 2,000 posts on that one so forget it. MOL. You can just imagine some of the talk on that night.

And Toki wrote himself a fabulous song the other night that was furlarious so I'm going to have a go at it.

Very pooperstitious!
Splatting on the wall
Very pooperstitious!
I made my momma bawl

When your backed up and stuck
So you poop it in the tub...
pooperstition makes you stankkkkkkkkk.

How's that? Not as good at Toki's John Travolta impression but I tried. MOL. Maybe we should have an official POOP DAY! Of course we poop every day but this would be THE poop day. We could all leave our pawents "special gifts" in unusual places on the same day. Better yet, do like my "squishy poops" diary. They'll really appreciate that! You'll have to read it figure that one out. Or Tigger's daddy could make a poop figurine! I bet I know where some of you will go with that one.

Okay so I've said the word poop now a zillion times! All for the good of cats everywhere. MOL!

Smell ya later!

Purred by: Blizzard AKA The Catfather (Catster Member)

September 7th 2011 at 1:49 am

MOL!!! Thanks finney Muntz!!!
Purred by: Sally Maria (Mama's Angel) (Catster Member)

September 7th 2011 at 7:08 am

I bet you'll get DDP or even DOTD now! The Diary Gal likes it when the entries are about poop. Go figure...
Purred by: Newman (Catster Member)

September 7th 2011 at 7:21 am

Smell ya later - that is a good one, Finney! I'm working on my Poop Book! Thanks to cats who have contributed. If you have a good diary entry about poop - send me the link, and I might include you in my book.

Poop On ~
Purred by: Pipo (Catster Member)

September 7th 2011 at 7:37 am

Stinky-stanky poopy-poos!
Don't ya love the poopy-speak that we kitties are good at? MOL!

Good poops to you!
Purred by: Laura W

September 7th 2011 at 8:21 am

turds de werd buddy !!
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

September 7th 2011 at 8:33 am

Newmie it looks like you'll be getting even more material (stinky material, MOL). Sally Maria I can't! I've been everything as far as the major stuff. I can get a DDP though. Lacey and Alex haven't been Cat of the week but it just doesn't sound the same when they talk about poop. MOL. I guess it's just me! MOL.
Purred by: Toki (Catster Member)

September 7th 2011 at 10:40 am

Heehee I'm glad you liked my special strutting song.
Last night I had a crazy after-newmie zoomie and I knocked down a big shelf off the wall. Seeing as how I only weigh 9 and half pounds, I don't know how I managed it, but it came down with all these boxes that were on the shelf too. I swear I only put a paw on it and it came crashing down! Luckily I was already running around so I was clear of the stuff when it fell.
By the way, do u remember Pharaoh Loki's scooting song? he writes the funniest songs of all
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

September 7th 2011 at 10:43 am

MOL, you inspired me Toki. Glad you didn't get hurt you crazy boy. I don't think I do remember that song! That would be cool if you had a link to that page with it.
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

September 7th 2011 at 2:59 pm

Well I guess you never know which diary will be read! This didn't have the desired effect I'd hoped for! SOME FUN! I'm all by myself....HEEELLLOOOOOOOOOO out there! MOL. I sound like Winnie the Pooh.
Purred by: ♥Harley-Dreamette 2 (Catster Member)

September 7th 2011 at 3:44 pm

OMC..... how funny!!!
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

September 7th 2011 at 3:47 pm

Hi Harley! MOL. I know, we're silly. But that's the point right?
Purred by: Xena Princess Warrior DG#23 (Catster Member)

September 7th 2011 at 3:50 pm

We are laughing and this made our day..

Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

September 7th 2011 at 3:55 pm

GOOD! That's my goal. We need LAUGHTER.
Purred by: ♥Harley-Dreamette 2 (Catster Member)

September 7th 2011 at 4:24 pm

Yes, silly is good...... no need to be serious....there's enough of that already........i like to be silly.....sometimes I wish I had a brofur or sisfur.......
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

September 7th 2011 at 4:31 pm

How come you don't Harley? Maybe you can get one in the future?
Purred by: ♥Harley-Dreamette 2 (Catster Member)

September 7th 2011 at 4:39 pm

oh I don't know..... i was a total surprise....the Mr. didn't know I was coming home.....the Mr. didn't want another pet and the Mrs. wanted another kitty..... endless discussions and the only resolution was when the Mrs. drove an hour to visit me and then a week later she brought me home.... during that week the Mrs. placed kitty toys, trees and dishes out so that the Mr. would be climatized to the idea that a kitty was coming sometime soon...MOL..... when I arrived, the Mr.'s heart melted when he saw me, the Mrs was in the dog house for a day or two though heheheh..... so I don' t think the Mrs. really wants to push the envelope at this time .....maybe someday though....
Purred by: Sparky (Catster Member)

September 7th 2011 at 5:36 pm

Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

September 7th 2011 at 5:48 pm

Hi Sparky!!! MOL. Well Harley, that's quite the story. But we can see that obviously you'd melt anyone's heart! EASILY!
Purred by: ♥ Jezebel RIP ♥ (Catster Member)

September 7th 2011 at 10:55 pm

MOL at Toki's song!


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