June 13th 2013 1:48 pm
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Neener, neener. I got a prezunt, and Gunnie didn't. A coupla days ago mama went to town. She went to Petco and bought more pet wipers and some big bags of kitty litter cuz she had a 10% off coupon. She was lookin at all the brushers and stuff and started thinkin bout how my new brusher does not seem to get much furs out. I got lotsa furs, and there are always tired furs that mama sez need to come out so my not-tired furs can stay healthier. Mama founded some brushers called slicker brushers. She looked at three diff-runt ones and buyed one for me. I was not thrilled with the new pet wipers, but oh how I love my new brusher.
When mama brushies me with the slicker brusher, I just go crazy. At first I got kinda skared cuz the brusher makes a funny noise in my fur, but I think it is just the tired furs gettin pulled out. I squirm and purr and scoot across the bed while mama is brushin. Oh, I just love it so. It feels so good, and my skin is not itchy. After the first time mama could not bleeve how many tired furs comed out in the brusher. Mama sez after she brushies me with the slicker brusher, my furs feel just like silk. Ooh la la!
Mama tried the slicker brusher on Guns, but he started whinin right away. I think he gots puny furs, and the brusher probly hurts his skin. That means I get the new brusher all to myself. Unfortunately, it is not Peekaboo pink...
June 7th 2013 4:58 pm
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Gunnie is so naughty bout gettin into the kitty chow and helpsterin himself that mama had to order a storaj container from Petco. It is a giant plastic thingie, and it comed in a huge box. The nice man from UPS brought it, and after mama opened the box she let me and Guns play inside it. It had lotsa nice crinkly brown paper inside. It woulda beened more fun if Guns hadn't kept hiderin inside and then jumpin out at me when I wasn't lookin. He is kinda obb-noxshus sumtimes.
The Petco peeples were real grateful for our order, so they sended me and Guns a prezunt. At least I thought it was a prezunt. It was some chickie chow in a teensy can. I was eksitered to taste it, but when mama put some in my dishy, it was real slimy and stinky smellin. I walked closer, and it smelled like somethin that should be in the potty. There was my bruther cat gobblin like a piggy. I gave that chickie stuff a good sniff, but it was just terbl, and I had to run away. After I left, Gunnie ate my slimy chickie too. Good! At least my dishy is not stinky no more.
I sure hope mama does not buy more at the store cuz it is gross. Where is my tasty wild stuff, mama?
June 3rd 2013 3:03 pm
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Gunnie and mama and I are all real sad today. Our friend, Charlie, crossed the Bridge today. He wanted to stay with his family, but he just got too tired and sick to stay. Now mama sez Charlie is all well, and he lives with all the other kitty angels. Mama sez it is real beautiful over the Bridge. There are whole fields of catnipshun and birdies that can't get away and mousies ya can chaser. I think mama was maybee teasin me when she said kitty angels have wings and can fly, but Guns sez it is true. Our sister, Missy Mups, told Guns that cat angels gots real wings, and they can fly anywhere they want. They also get to play any games they want, and they eat food all the times and never get fat.
Today mama was feelin sad, and she kept scoopin me and Guns up and huggin us real close and kissin on us. Mama sez she wants me and Guns to stay with her for a long, long time cuz we are her babies. Who's a baby? Not me! I am three!
Rest in peace, dear Charlie. We will not say goodbye cuz we know you can visit us sumtimes, and some day we will all meet again.
May 30th 2013 1:45 pm
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Well, I think I telled everbuddy bout the lemon catnipshun mama and daddy found. Onliest it is NOT lemon catnip! It is lemon catmint. Mama swears the sign said "catnip," but when she got reddy to plant it, the little stick inside the pot said lemon catmint.
Mama got peppermints at the flower store too. To keep the lemon catmint and the peppermint from takin over, mama cut most of the bottom outta two big black rubber pots. Then she digged a coupla holes and sinked the pots down to the rim in the garden. After that, mama put some dirt back in and put the peppermint in one pot and the lemon catmint in anuther pot.
So, what did we learn from all this? We learned that mama and even daddy catnot read very well, and mama does not use her head sumtimes. No wonder Guns and I did not like the lemony stuff. After all, mama readened somewhere a long, long time ago that kitties do not like the smell of citrus. So, why would we want lemony anything? I did not think it smelled terbl like Guns did, but course it was not catnipshun, so I did not get all goofy bout it. Now mama has to do some researchin to see if there is somethin she can do with the lemon catmint sides scare stray kitties away from our catnipshun plant, which by the way, looks zactly like the catmint.
May 24th 2013 10:02 am
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Well, after mama thought she bought all the flowers and Herbies she needed, she started lookin in her Herbie books and found more things she thinks she should grow. There is a gardenin place here that has a whole Herbie house just full of all kinds of neat stuff. Mama membered pullin up all grammie's garlic chives cuz she thought they were stinky. Last night she was kinda laffin when she bought some cuz she has "acquired" a taste for garlic. YUCK! I am glad she will not make me and Guns eat any.
The coolest thing mama bringed home is lemon catnip. That's right; lemon catnipshun. Mama sez it smells yummy, and she was kinda diss-pointed when we were not thrilled. She brought in two leafs, one for me and one for Guns. I sniffed it and walked away. Guns started to sniffy it, and then he backed up real fast and squintered his eyes. Guns does not like stuff that smells strong like mama and daddy's toothpaste. Anyway, Guns would not get near the leaf, and I did not really care bout it. Mama sez maybee if she dries it, the lemony-ness will not be so strong, and then maybee we will like it better. If not, then I guess mama will have to try and make some tea stuff for herself.
I guess Guns and I will be home inside all day while mama is out doing what she calls preppin pots and plantin flowers and Herbies. Mama was hopin it would be nicer out, but it is not very warm even though the sun is shinin, and it is terbl windy. Mama catnot even try out the new ridey mower, Crusher, cuz it rained most of last night, and the grass is REAL wet. Poor mama. Maybee she should be a kitty. :)
May 22nd 2013 2:59 pm
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Mama got a new ridey mower yesterday. His name is Julius, and he is bright orange. He can pull a cart, but mama can get a snow blade for him too. Guns is still talkin bout driverin the ridey mower, but I know mama will not let him. Missy said I can borrow her motorcycle leathers, gloves, and helmet just in case Guns sneeks outta the house and makes me go with him. I sure hope mama hides the ridey mower key. I do not think Guns knows any bad cats who could hot wire it.
It was real nice for a few days. Then it started rainin, and Monday evenin it rained so hard mama sez the toads strangled. Huh? I don't know bout any toads, but there was a flash flood in town and accerdents on the bridges and stuff. I am glad we stayed home.
Mama is all reddy to plant her pretty flowers whenever the weather decides to cooperate. We got all kindsa flowers, and mama has been carryin em back and forth. First they spended the night in the house, and Guns and I could not go in the offis at night. Then they started spendin the night in the shed so they could get more used to being outside. Mama sez tonight they are stayin out on the deck to practis cept for the basil cuz it is real finicky and does not like cold dirt. I catnot wait for mama to plant flowers in the giant shiny red pots she brought home. They are so pretty and big, way bigger than me and Guns.
May 20th 2013 2:17 pm
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Gunnie is actin all sperior cuz he got a DDP today. Well I had one before him! Get over it Guns; I was first.
Mama is still lookin a ridey mowers. Now she has to get a bigger one, and Guns keeps sayin he will drive it. Why would he even wanna drive the ridey mower? We got our blue hotrod stroller, and it gots flames on the sides and everything. Sides, I do not think mama and daddy will let Guns drive the ridey mower speshly cuz he could not reach the pedals. Heck, mama can hardly reach the pedals on some of em.
Just in case, I think I will ask Angel Missy Mups if I can borrow her black motorcycle leathers, pink gloves, and her fancy black with pink swishes helmet. At least I will look real cool when Guns crashes the mower into somethin big when I am ridin with him.
May 17th 2013 4:20 pm
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Today mama worked in the yard, and then after all the skary gray clouds comed, she decidered to take me and Guns for a stroller ride. We went pretty fast down the driverway to the road cuz mama was fraid it might rain on us. Grampster was on his tractor, and the neighbor was on his tractor, and the noise was terbl. Don't they know us kitties hear better than them? Speshly grampster cuz he wears a hearin aid! Cept for the noisiness, we had a nice ride. Guns likes to sit up, but I like to crawl partway under the squishy bed mama made for us and peek out. I think it was only an accerdent that mama named me Peekaboo, but it is a good name for me. I like to peek out at things when I think they catnot see me.
Now it is sposed to be rainy for the next few days, so maybee we can get our house all cleanerish again.
Grampser putted mama's new ridey mower together and tried it out. Grampster sez it is "not satisfactory," whatever that meens, and he is takin it back to the store. Grampster was talkin bout jack rabbits and goin too fast in first gear. I did not know rabbits had gears. Then he said somethin bout the clutch. What's a clutch? Anywhoo, mama still does not have a ridey mower. She sez they have to start all over again. :(
The onliest good part is Guns catnot call me a chickie cat for not wantin to ride on the mower when he is driverin. Now I have time to think up reasons not to go on the ridey mower with Guns, and I am pretty sure there are lotsa good reasons...
May 15th 2013 9:12 pm
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Today mama went outside to work in the yard at ll clocks. Pretty soon it was 2 clocks, and Guns and I did not have our lunch. Mama gets all innerested in playin in the dirt, and she forgets all bout how Guns and I might be starvin. Finally bout 3 clocks mama comed in for a minute, and Guns and I mentioned real polite like that we needed lunch. Mama gived us onliest half of our lunch, and then she went back outside.
It was bout 5 clocks, and mama was gettin ready to come inside for the day, but I did not know that. Guns and I never had the rest of our lunch, and it was gettin time for kitty kat dinner. Mama was lookin at her flower garden by the beddyroom when she heard a noise. She looked up at the window, and I was tryin to squeeze through the open window, and I was yellin at mama that I wanted dinner cuz I was starvin. At first mama thought it was Guns because I am the polite kitty, but no, it was me, the Peekster, and I was HUNGRY! The window was onliest open bout 5 inchers, but my whiskers said I could stick my head out and push on the screen. I had one paw out too, but the hole was too teensy, and I could not squeeze through. Sooooooo, the onliest thing I could do was stare at mama and yell as loud as I could. "I AM STARVIN; FEED ME!!!"
It did not even work cuz mama comed in awhile later when she got hungry. No fair.
May 14th 2013 5:23 pm
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Hey, thanks to all our friends for sendin those cool passover cups. MOL. We missed all the Catster fleas, and it is all mama's fault. Thanks for the flowers too. I think I like those better. Guns and I are sorry we did not send out no passover cups or flowers, but we are sendin you all prezunts in our hearts!
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