A Tail of Twentyfour Toes by OzzyCat

Whadda ya mean, I can't eat 'em?

February 19th 2005 8:59 pm
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It's boring during the winter for an inside cat. There are fewer birds and squirrels to watch out the window--I rarely see any of the outdoor cats anymore. But I discovered the neatest thing when I snuck down into the basement the other day...TREES! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The dogs were going outside & Mom didn't get the kitchen door shut in time, so I snuck downstairs. I saw this glow of sunlight coming from the front of the basement. I investigated, thinking I could nap in a sunbeam. Whooooaa! What's this? Little, itty, bitty evergreens? Little ponds, little rocks? Did I suddenly become a GIANT? Nibble, nibble, nibble....hmmmm....pretty good. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ OZZY GET OUT OF THERE RIGHT NOW!!!!! YOU'RE IN TROUBLE!!!!!!! GET OVER HERE!!!!!!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ How was I suppose to know that these were "Bonsai" trees, very slow growing, very, very expen$ive and a lot of time and effort by My Boy's brother? Hey, hey, ok, ok, don't pick me up like I'm a kitten...hey, hey, I'll come quietly...ya know, ya really shouldn't blame a guy for takin' advantage of a free buffet....

 
 

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