Kitten Tales

Naughty Dreamboat #62

January 27th 2012 12:18 pm
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Mama sez I am a naughty dreamyboat. Yesterday grampster and mama's cousin installed our new clothesy dryer, but I did not get to help. The Peekster and I spent all afternoon in the beddyroom. It was OK; we had our food and water and potty and toys, but I wanted to help do "guy stuff." I howled and howled, but nobuddy would let me out.

This mornin mama called daddy to wish him a happy birthday. Her cell phone started beepin, so she got the cord and plugged it in where the washerin machine and dryer are. While mama was talkin, I leaped up onto the washerin machine. Quick as a flash I had my front paws over the back of the washerin machine and my back paws right on the top. I started to leap down behind the washerin machine.

Mama did the onliest thing she could do to stop me. She grabbed my tail! She called it a handle. Mama grabbed my tail right where it hooks onto my behinder and pulled me backward away from the edge. Meanwhile she was screamerin into the phone, "NO GUNNIE!" Poor daddy did not know what to think.

As soon as I slid back from the edge, mama reached out and scruffed me. She tried to put me back down on the floor, but I am long, and my back paws were gettin tanglered in the cell phone chargin cord. Finally mama got me safely back on the floor. Then she SWATTED my behinder and YELLED and told me I am naughty! Does she not know who I am? I am Gunnarr T, dreamyboat #62. How could she forget so soon?

I guess I will have to forgive mama cuz she sez she was just tryin to pertect me from danger. She said I would get stuck, and there are yucky things like clamps and lectrical cords and stuff that could hurt me. I am not sure I would like bein stucked behind the washerin machine and dryer, but I know mama would figger somethin out to rescue me. Wouldn't you, mama?

 
Purred by: ZOEY (Catster Member)

January 27th 2012 at 12:36 pm

I think some girls will think what you did is quite Dreamy, Gunnarr. Alot of girls like bad boys!

Hope you tail is ok. And glad you didn't get stuck behind the washing machine. You don't want to take danger too far.

Happy Birthday Wishes to your Dad!

Luv,
Zoey
Purred by: Gunnarr T (Catster Member)

January 27th 2012 at 12:44 pm

Girl cats like bad boys? Hmmmmmmmmm...

Gunnarr T
Purred by: Laura W

January 27th 2012 at 12:50 pm

dood...thatz rite...ewe R a dreamboat but yur momma iz rite two N if ya getted stuck like bee hind da masheen then ya wooda kneaded ta wait til yur dad getted home ta mewve it, coz if it was two heavy yur mom couldna mewved it N ya wooda been sticked bak there for like HOURS...HOURS buddy...without food
Purred by: Gunnarr T (Catster Member)

January 27th 2012 at 1:04 pm

Ummmmmmm, Tabbies? My daddy lives in Havre, Montana, and he comes to see us bout every two weeks! I think I mighta been stucked back there for more than hours...without food.

Gunnarr T
Purred by: ♥ Jezebel RIP ♥ (Catster Member)

January 27th 2012 at 2:10 pm

You are one naughty dreamboat!
Purred by: Sandi G

January 27th 2012 at 4:00 pm

I would love to be a Naughty Dreamboat:) Sign me up! I dont think I can be a dreamboat cuz of my weight issues, so I will just keep eating cuppycakes and watch you be a winner! Love, Tate
Purred by: Teebo - Dreamboat #66 (Catster Member)

January 27th 2012 at 4:03 pm

I used to jump behind the washer and dryer when I was younger. Our washer and dryer got moved LOTS of times to let me get out!
Purred by: ZOEY (Catster Member)

January 27th 2012 at 4:09 pm

Tate your weight shouldn't get in the way of you being a Dreamboat. Dreamboats come in all sizes. And with the last name Bieber, of course you are Dreamboat material!!

Naughty Teebo! MOL!

Luv,
Zoey
Purred by: SAM Dreamboat In Training #23 (Catster Member)

January 27th 2012 at 4:59 pm

But of COURSE dey come in all sizes, Tate! Ur a dreamy man cat!! Uhm, Mommy Kathy sez dat!! MOL!! Yepperz, Gunnie, I heard dem gurlies like's dem naughty boyz too! Hmmm, I hate feet, I attack 'em! MOL! I'z a naughty DIT too~! Concats on Ur honor, dood ' n stay 'wayz from da machine, dood, Mom alwayz KNOWZ best!!~ 'n U too, Teebo!!~

Purrs 'n head bonks,
SAM
I AM
Purred by: littleboy (Catster Member)

January 27th 2012 at 10:43 pm

Really? you wanted to get behind the dryer? Seriously man there is no reason to go there, dreamboats need to be where the dream girls are and I don't think you will find them there.
BTW Tate you know dream girls love mancats that have cuppy cakes?
Purred by: Samoa - Diva Angel (Catster Member)

January 28th 2012 at 9:32 am

Oh my - does your Mommy not realize that pulling a Dreamboat's tail is illegal? You could have her arrested for that, Gunnarr T! I sure hope it didn't damage your handsomeness. After all, Valentine's Day is right around the corner, and you can't be having a messed up tail!
Purred by: Gunnarr T (Catster Member)

January 28th 2012 at 9:45 am

Well, my tail is just fine. The washerin machine is pretty slick, so mama did not have to pull very hard to get me back from the edge, and mama likes to pet me and "kinda" pull my tail when she is doin it. It didn't even hurt; it just made me mad cuz I wanted to go where I wanted to go.

P.S. If my mama got arrested, who would feed me or clean my potty or give me fresh water or kiss me or snuggle me? Never mind. Ummmmm, I don't think I want my mama to get arrested.
Purred by: Samoa - Diva Angel (Catster Member)

January 28th 2012 at 9:59 am

I'm glad your tail is okay, Gunnarr T! Your Mommy will have to be under house arrest - then she can still take care of everything - MOL!

 

Gunnarr T


 

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