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28 Dirty Cat Jokes – Adult and Family-Friendly Jokes

Written by: Kristin Hitchcock

Last Updated on February 28, 2024 by Catster Editorial Team

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28 Dirty Cat Jokes – Adult and Family-Friendly Jokes

Cats are absolutely hilarious if the rise of cat videos has any bearing. While cat jokes don’t touch on the real thing, they can still be funny. Memorize a few to keep up your sleeve for the next dinner party.

Some are on the “dirty” side, while others are more harmless. No matter what tone you’re going for, we’ve included many great options below!

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The 28 Dirty Cat Jokes

1. Teen Cat

Why did the teenage cat get sent to his room? He had a lousy cat-titude.

a woman laughing happily with a cat on her head
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2.  Cat Sports

What’s a cat’s favorite sport? Hairball.

3. Cat Police

What do you call a cat police force? Claw enforcement.

4. Dirty Litterboxes?

What did the cat say to the dirty litter box? “I can’t believe you’ve gone this long without a bath!”

Adorable grey cat near litter box indoors
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5. Cats & Eggs

How do cats like their eggs? Hairy-side up!

6. Adults-Only

Why did the cat join a strip club? Because it had purr-fect moves!

7. Cats’ Favorite Colors

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purrple.

adorable chinchilla cat sitting at window
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8. No Climbing Allowed

Why are cats afraid of trees? Because of their bark!

9. A Traditional Knock, Knock Joke

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Kitten. Kitten who? Quit kitten around and open the door!

10. Cats and Vets Just Don’t Get Along

Why did the cat get a bad review at the vet? He had purrsistent pawblems.

vet checking the tabby cat in vet clinic
Image Credit: Andy Gin, Shutterstock

11. Never Shave a Cat

Why did the cat get a haircut? He wanted to get his mane attraction back.

12. Cats Can’t Read

Why did the cat go to the library? To get a paws-itive review of a new book.

13. Lemons

Why did the cat refuse to eat lemons? Because they made him sour and grumpy, just like a sour-puss.

cat sitting near lemon tree
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14. Cats Love Tuna

What made the cat upgrade his phone? The tuna can opener app kept crashing.

15. What Do Cats Say After…

What did the cat say after making a joke? Just kitten!

16. Cat Accountants

What was the reason for the cat to consult an accountant? It happened because they were embroiled in a purramid scheme.

tabby cat sitting on the balcony
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17. Cats and Computers Don’t Mix

How do you know your cat used your computer? Your mouse has teeth marks.

18. Dogs and Cats

What kind of dog doesn’t bark? A meowsehound!

19. Talking Cats

What’s smarter than a talking cat? A spelling bee!

Image Credit: Oscar Wiedemeijer, Shutterstock

20. Cat Pregnancy

Why did the mother cat suspect that she was pregnant? Because her pregnancy test came back ‘pawsitive’.

21. Cat Music

What song do kittens always request at dances? “Mice Mice Baby.”

22. Cats Don’t Do Laundry for a Reason

What do cats call a big pile of laundry? They call it a “meowtain” to climb.

tabby maine coon cat inside an open laundry basket
Image Credit: Nils Jacobi, Shutterstock

23. Cats are Indecisive

Why are cats bad at making decisions? They become so purrr-plexed.

24. Grumpy Cats Abound

What did the grumpy cat say to the sunshine? Don’t bother, I’m making my own.

25. Ever Seen a Cat Playing a Video Game?

What do you call a cat who loves video games? A clawmaster.

26. Cats Fight!

Have you ever wondered how cats put an end to their fights? They hiss and make up.

cats armwrestling fight battle
Image Credit: Nils Jacobi, Shutterstock

27. What Does Your Cat Look At?

What’s a cat’s favorite publication? Good Mousekeeping!

28. Cats at School?

Why did the cat go to school? To improve its mice-reading skills.

3 cat face dividerFinal Thoughts

Hopefully one of these jokes made you laugh! These one-liners are great for memorizing, allowing you to pull them up whenever a joke is needed. Plus, because they’re all cat-themed, they’re perfect to share with other cat-lovers.

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