Cats are absolutely hilarious if the rise of cat videos has any bearing. While cat jokes don’t touch on the real thing, they can still be funny. Memorize a few to keep up your sleeve for the next dinner party.
Some are on the “dirty” side, while others are more harmless. No matter what tone you’re going for, we’ve included many great options below!
The 28 Dirty Cat Jokes
1. Teen Cat
Why did the teenage cat get sent to his room? He had a lousy cat-titude.
2. Cat Sports
What’s a cat’s favorite sport? Hairball.
3. Cat Police
What do you call a cat police force? Claw enforcement.
4. Dirty Litterboxes?
What did the cat say to the dirty litter box? “I can’t believe you’ve gone this long without a bath!”
5. Cats & Eggs
How do cats like their eggs? Hairy-side up!
6. Adults-Only
Why did the cat join a strip club? Because it had purr-fect moves!
7. Cats’ Favorite Colors
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purrple.
8. No Climbing Allowed
Why are cats afraid of trees? Because of their bark!
9. A Traditional Knock, Knock Joke
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Kitten. Kitten who? Quit kitten around and open the door!
10. Cats and Vets Just Don’t Get Along
Why did the cat get a bad review at the vet? He had purrsistent pawblems.
11. Never Shave a Cat
Why did the cat get a haircut? He wanted to get his mane attraction back.
12. Cats Can’t Read
Why did the cat go to the library? To get a paws-itive review of a new book.
13. Lemons
Why did the cat refuse to eat lemons? Because they made him sour and grumpy, just like a sour-puss.
14. Cats Love Tuna
What made the cat upgrade his phone? The tuna can opener app kept crashing.
15. What Do Cats Say After…
What did the cat say after making a joke? Just kitten!
16. Cat Accountants
What was the reason for the cat to consult an accountant? It happened because they were embroiled in a purramid scheme.
17. Cats and Computers Don’t Mix
How do you know your cat used your computer? Your mouse has teeth marks.
18. Dogs and Cats
What kind of dog doesn’t bark? A meowsehound!
19. Talking Cats
What’s smarter than a talking cat? A spelling bee!
20. Cat Pregnancy
Why did the mother cat suspect that she was pregnant? Because her pregnancy test came back ‘pawsitive’.
21. Cat Music
What song do kittens always request at dances? “Mice Mice Baby.”
22. Cats Don’t Do Laundry for a Reason
What do cats call a big pile of laundry? They call it a “meowtain” to climb.
23. Cats are Indecisive
Why are cats bad at making decisions? They become so purrr-plexed.
24. Grumpy Cats Abound
What did the grumpy cat say to the sunshine? Don’t bother, I’m making my own.
25. Ever Seen a Cat Playing a Video Game?
What do you call a cat who loves video games? A clawmaster.
26. Cats Fight!
Have you ever wondered how cats put an end to their fights? They hiss and make up.
27. What Does Your Cat Look At?
What’s a cat’s favorite publication? Good Mousekeeping!
28. Cats at School?
Why did the cat go to school? To improve its mice-reading skills.
Final Thoughts
Hopefully one of these jokes made you laugh! These one-liners are great for memorizing, allowing you to pull them up whenever a joke is needed. Plus, because they’re all cat-themed, they’re perfect to share with other cat-lovers.
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Contents
- The 28 Dirty Cat Jokes
- 1. Teen Cat
- 2. Cat Sports
- 3. Cat Police
- 4. Dirty Litterboxes?
- 5. Cats & Eggs
- 6. Adults-Only
- 7. Cats’ Favorite Colors
- 8. No Climbing Allowed
- 9. A Traditional Knock, Knock Joke
- 10. Cats and Vets Just Don’t Get Along
- 11. Never Shave a Cat
- 12. Cats Can’t Read
- 13. Lemons
- 14. Cats Love Tuna
- 15. What Do Cats Say After…
- 16. Cat Accountants
- 17. Cats and Computers Don’t Mix
- 18. Dogs and Cats
- 19. Talking Cats
- 20. Cat Pregnancy
- 21. Cat Music
- 22. Cats Don’t Do Laundry for a Reason
- 23. Cats are Indecisive
- 24. Grumpy Cats Abound
- 25. Ever Seen a Cat Playing a Video Game?
- 26. Cats Fight!
- 27. What Does Your Cat Look At?
- 28. Cats at School?
- Final Thoughts
