If you want to entertain the cat-loving kids in your life, telling a few jokes is always a crowd-pleasing option. Sure, they might be a little cringe-worthy, but kids will usually laugh anyway, and who doesn’t love a supportive audience? Here are kid-friendly cat jokes for you to enjoy!
The 36 Kid-Friendly Cat Jokes
1. Cat’s Favorite Color
What’s a cat’s favorite color?
Purrr-ple.
![cat in a purple fabric](https://www.catster.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/11/cat-in-a-purple-fabric-Tanya-Consaul-Photography-Shutterstock.jpg)
2. Moody Meow
Why was the cat so upset?
Because he was in a bad mewd.
3. Sporty Cat
What do you get when you cross a ball with a cat?
A fur ball.
4. Out-of-this-World Cat
What did the alien say to the cat?
“Take me to your litter.”
5. Geographic Cat
What do you call a pile of cats?
A meow-ntain.
6. Baby Cats
What do baby cats wear instead of using the litter box?
Dia-purrs.
![Small,Gray,Kitten,In,Plastic,Litter,Cat,On,Floor](https://www.catster.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/kitten-in-a-litter-box_Africa-Studio_Shutterstock.jpg)
7. Gamer Cat
Why are cats good at video games?
Because they have nine lives.
8. Cat Driver
What kind of car does a cat drive?
A Furrari.
9. Computer Cat
Why do cats hate laptops?
Because they don’t have a mouse.
10. Nature Cat
Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
Because of its bark.
11. Breakfast Cat
What is a cat’s favorite cereal?
Mice Krispies.
![cereal in a bowl](https://www.catster.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/11/cereal-in-a-bowl.jpg)
12. Ironic Cat
What did the cat say after making a bad joke?
“Just kitten!”
13. Allergy Cat
What’s the best medicine for cat allergies?
An anti-hissstamine.
14. Hungry Cat
What is it called when all the cat treats are gone?
A cat-astrophe.
15. Sweet Tooth Cat
What is a cat’s favorite dessert?
Chocolate mouse.
16. Insistent Cat
Why do cats always get their way?
Because they’re very purr-suasive.
17. Movie Cat
What is a cat’s favorite movie?
The Sound of Mew-sic.
18. Small Cat
Why is this cat so small?
Because he only drinks condensed milk.
19. Polite Cat
What should you say to your cat when you leave the house?
Have a mice day.
20. School Cat
What was the cat’s favorite subject in school?
Hissss-tory.
21. Movie Cat #2
Why can’t you watch a movie with a cat?
He won’t stop pushing the paws button.
![cat movie 3d glasses popcorn](https://www.catster.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/11/shutterstock_114296794-copy-scaled-2-scaled.jpg)
22. Fighting Cats
How do cats resolve an argument?
They hiss and make up.
23. School Kittens
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum.
24. Morning Cat
What do cats have to do in the morning?
Read the mews-paper.
25. TV Cat
What is a cat’s favorite TV show?
Claw and Order.
26. Cooking Cat
What is a cat’s favorite kitchen tool?
A whisk-er.
![cat walks on the kitchen table](https://www.catster.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/cat-walks-on-the-kitchen-table_EkaterinaSid_Shutterstock.jpg)
27. No-Fun Cat
Why did the cat get mad when you didn’t laugh at his joke?
He took it purr-sonally.
28. Pun-ny Cat
What do you get when you cross a cat with a parrot?
A carrot.
29. Game Night Cat
Why can’t a group of cats get together to play cards?
There are too many cheetahs.
30. Tall-Tale Cat
Why do cats make terrible storytellers?
They only have one tail.
31. Music Cat
What kind of musician do cats like to be?
Purr-cussionists.
![Gray cat sitting on old music records](https://www.catster.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/11/Gray-cat-sitting-on-old-music-records_hrypov_Pixabay.jpg)
32. Wooly Cat
What happened after the cat ate the ball of wool?
She had mittens.
33. Sharp-Dressed Cat
What do you call a cat wearing shoes?
34. Teenage Cat
Why did the teenage cat get sent to his room?
He had a bad cat-itude.
35. Weekly Cat
What day of the week do cats love most?
Caturday.
36. Money Cat
How is a cat like a coin?
It has a head on one side and a tail on the other.
Conclusion
Kids and grownups with a childlike sense of humor will all get a chuckle out of these cat jokes. Just remember that cat ownership is no joke. If you want your kid to experience owning a cat, make sure they understand the responsibility involved first. Be prepared to pick up the slack for caring for the cat if necessary.
Featured Image Credit: New Africa, Shutterstock
Contents
- The 36 Kid-Friendly Cat Jokes
- 1. Cat’s Favorite Color
- 2. Moody Meow
- 3. Sporty Cat
- 4. Out-of-this-World Cat
- 5. Geographic Cat
- 6. Baby Cats
- 7. Gamer Cat
- 9. Computer Cat
- 10. Nature Cat
- 11. Breakfast Cat
- 12. Ironic Cat
- 13. Allergy Cat
- 14. Hungry Cat
- 15. Sweet Tooth Cat
- 16. Insistent Cat
- 17. Movie Cat
- 18. Small Cat
- 19. Polite Cat
- 20. School Cat
- 21. Movie Cat #2
- 22. Fighting Cats
- 23. School Kittens
- 24. Morning Cat
- 25. TV Cat
- 26. Cooking Cat
- 27. No-Fun Cat
- 28. Pun-ny Cat
- 29. Game Night Cat
- 30. Tall-Tale Cat
- 31. Music Cat
- 32. Wooly Cat
- 33. Sharp-Dressed Cat
- 34. Teenage Cat
- 35. Weekly Cat
- 36. Money Cat
- Conclusion