The Key to Alpha-ness

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January 20th 2012 3:54 pm
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Ok kitties, I have figured it out. I know how to become the alpha kitty. I've been studying sister and how she remained the alpha for so long, and I've got it. I mentioned in my last diary that whoever controls the mommy controls the kitties, and I've got it down to an art form now. I have stepped up my River presence around the mommy 100%

Mommy stays awake late at night, much later than daddy, working on her writings when the world is quiet. She has gotten very little work done recently. Want to know why? Her boyfriend won't leave her alone. Whose her boyfriend you might ask? ME! I've melted her heart! I'm a complete snuggle buddy suddenly. I'm always lying across her arms, her lap, anywhere. Showing off that belly fuzzy she loves so much, begging for chin pets and ear rubs. When she's typing, I jump up next to her and sit and watch, every few minutes, I RAM my little head into hers, full force. HEAD BONKS OF LOVIES MOMMY!!! She doesn't know what to do with me! She's so crazy about how cutes I am she can't yell at me, but she's not getting anywhere near the amount of work done she should.

Control the mommy... control the Alpha! Look out sisfur... I'm coming for you!

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Purred by: Mietzi Katze (Catster Member)

January 20th 2012 at 4:17 pm

You might be on to something, River. I control the Mommy. For sure. And I'm the Alpha too.

Purred by: Eva V

January 20th 2012 at 7:25 pm

I don't know, River. We all take turns giving mom the same treatment. So really none of us is an Alpha but all of us are at various times?
This too taxing for my little brain. MOL

Purred by: littleboy (Catster Member)

January 20th 2012 at 10:23 pm

oh yea River I am sure you are on to something control the mom, I am the very best cat here at giving head bonks of love, dadddy said "littleboy head bonks hard"
Mom controls the dad (mol) and I control the mom so I am alpha dont' tell calie I like to let her co-alpha with me

Purred by: Minko (Catster Member)

January 20th 2012 at 11:17 pm

OMC! River you sound like me...I come and pester meowmy with love bonks too...while she is on that puter thing, her window to the world...

Purred by: ☀ Jezebel DG 29 ☀ (Catster Member)

January 21st 2012 at 12:35 am

Sounds like you've got a good plan!

Purred by: Fearless (Catster Member)

January 21st 2012 at 5:47 am

Oh, OH - that's what I think, too!!! The Mama is the KEY! But just to make sure, I give the Papa equal time in headbonks - MOL! That Samhain thinks she runs the place - hummph! I'm catching up on YOU, Your High-and-Mighty-Ness!!!

Purred by: Samhain (Catster Member)

January 21st 2012 at 5:48 am

I say: Dream on, River - right, Simone? Hehehe...

Purred by: Pharaoh Purrince Tao DIT#33 (Catster Member)

January 21st 2012 at 7:04 am

MOL!!! way to go, dood!! meez really hopes U's get the ALPHA post!!!

Purred by: Rex (Catster Member)

January 21st 2012 at 9:06 am

Way to go buddy, great job.

Purred by: MILO BLUE EYES DB# 73A (Catster Member)

January 21st 2012 at 9:50 am

Hmm, I guess I got some really heavy duty learnin' to get from U's, River dood! Once I was Alpha, but seems like da gurlies rule 'n mommy's lil gurlies r important to 'em!~ I get my time in 'n I bonk too 'n nudge 'n let it be known dat I want lovin'z!~ But, dat Mallee gurly, she is meltin' mommy's heart these days! What's a dood gonna do!? Ha, I still haz my spot at night, right next to mom's pillow 'n sleep wif my head on her pillow close at night! Yeps, I am Alpha then! Mallee is a feettoe's kitty, her sleeps on mommy's feet 'n mommy think's it's so kewl too!~ Geez, mommy, I AM da dood 'n I was here first!! Rock on River, sounds like U does got it down 'n know's how to control da mommy!!~ Look out Moe Moe Toes!! MOL!!~

Purrs 'n happy nudges,
MILO

Purred by: Simone (Catster Member)

January 21st 2012 at 12:59 pm

I'm with Samhain on this one! River can melt mommy's heart all he wants with his fuzziness, I'm still alpha, I'm still the princess, I'm still mommies number one baby kitten! Bring it on River, I'll make mincemeat of you if you try to take my mommy and my alphaness! MRAT!