September 19th 2011 7:06 pm
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Ok kitties, there are two things to discuss here. How you DO and how you DON'T celebrate National Meow Like a Pirate Day. I think mommy has to review this a little...
DO... send your friends flags on catster, oh and check out the HQ announcement for the free flags... that's totally me! Thanks for telling me Monida!
DON'T... Give the River Cat a bath. I'm serious mommy, pirates don't need baths. I don't ever recall Long John Silver taking a bath so WHY does Long John River Cat have to take a bath? Yeah kitties, you guessed it, last night my parents boarded my ship and took me prisoner, then they tortured me by dunking me in the bathtub and rubbing me with soaps, I'm the sweetest smelling pirate on the seas today and I hates it, even if I do looks might handsome as a result. Still NOT cool.
Oh yes, and one more DO... TALK LIKE A PIRATE! Avast me hearties, we sail tonight with the tides for booty and freedom on the open seas! We bes the fiercest pirates ever to sail the seven seas indeeds! Shiver me timbers! Fifteen cats on a dead man's chest, yo ho ho was a bottle of catnip rum!
Everyone enjoy your talk like a pirate day and stay clear of bathtubs full of water. I only wants the saltwater in my veins kitties!
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You're on Catster's facebook page, too Long John River Cat! You're famous!
I can't believe you had to endure a bath! That's no way to treat a pirate cat!
That don't be a bath,matey...That be waterboardin'!
Avast! Pirates are not clean...how else could they be good stinky pirate mateys?
Make your mommy walk the plank...into the deep blue sea! MOL!
On second thought, make her go to the pawlace twhere the bounty is kept. and have her fill up your treasure chest with its booty!
Hi-ho river oh me gosh ye had to have a bath i feel so bad fer ye. yarr u be right band 'o pirates dont need baths. woe u be findin' some treasure.
A bath? Pirates be sailing on the waters, not swimming in them! I woulda make her walk that plank for that one.
uuurgh pirates don't be smellin sweet mate, they be smellin like da sea. ahoy mate lets break out dat bottle ole cat nip rum!
ok so I tried my pirate talk but a what can I say I am Little boy MOL
so sorry you had to have a bath my friend, I never experienced that and I am pretty sure I do not want to.
Arrrgh, Matie! We missed that free flag 'cause were we got ourselves aboard a wee bit too late. That'd be a good 'nuf cause to be sendin' the missus up the gang plank.
Second good 'cause 'ad be a bath. I'll take me water on m'own terms (never)!
I only got to send the flag to 3/4ths of my friends. I'm so sads. I hope the friends I missed won't be upset. I'm sorry kitties. Mommy was working as fast as she could, but it vanished right in the middle. Sorry kitties on the last pages I missed. I loves you all and hope you all have a great week!
happy talk like a pirate day!!!!!!! where did the HQ made the announcement??? tell me at once!!!
You did go to Davy Jones's place! Glad you came back up! Life without River would be a sad one.
Hey Tao! This is the link to where the made the announcement...
http://blogs.catster.com/catste r_site_updates/2011/09/19/share-the-bounty-with-yo ur-pals-free-jolly-roger-gift-today-only/
It's almost worth it to have mommy put that silly hat on my head for this!
Tried to see your link; this is what we got:
"Woof Woof! That Page is Not Found (404)
We put our bloodhounds on it but we can't find the page you are looking for. Perhaps check your URL and try again.
You can return to the Dog Blog Homepage anytime."
What's up with that.
You would think at least they would have a catster error message.
I was going to say something about bathing but I simply cannot top Tigger's waterboardin' comment.
Major MOLs for that!
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Oh, I just saw Monida's. Will go check out catster on FB!
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