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Simone's say MRAT!

needles in my butt!

September 22nd 2010 1:52 pm
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Well, am I ever so offended! I had to go to the vets this morning! I know, me! I'm as shocked as you are! They stuffed me into that little old carrier and brother into his and took us to the vets. It was horrible. I yelled the whole way there. Brother cried his little high pitched squeak. The car was a mess of kitty sounds. Then when we got there, there were TWO count them TWO kitties roaming free around the vets. They have two kitties who live at the vets apparently. One of them looks like a heavier version of our friend Milo. I hissed at him from inside my carrier. He didn't come near me, I'm a tough lady! The other looks a little bit like Samoa. She left us alone pretty much, she was sleeping in a chair.

We finally get into the examination room and the first thing they do is plop me on the scale and then the insults start flying. "She's pretty heavy isn't she?" "Yeah she's a chunky monkey!" CHUNKY MONKEY??? WHAT is that suppose to mean mommy?!?!?! They are discussing diet options for me. Well after that the vet lady stuck a needle in my butt. I know, I couldn't believe how bad the day was going, needles in my BUTT! I didn't want any shots!

The good news is that brother didn't get off scott free. Since he was there as well they decided to give him his shots as well. He wasn't due till the first of October, but since he is FIV positive and it would save a trip, he got them too! hehehe! He also got weighed. It isn't fair, we weigh pretty much the same and they said he was perfectly healthy. They also complimented both of our coats, we have very soft fur!

When we got home I burst out of my carrier and hid for awhile, I'm very offended. Mommy went back out and picked up a de-stress plug in thing for the bedroom since I've been having on and off stress problems for awhile now. She's hoping this will help me out. I think not going to the vets and getting needles in my butt would help more...


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Purred by: Minko (Catster Member)

September 22nd 2010 at 2:14 pm

Poor, poor kittycat!
Hope your stress levels ave diminished by now!
Have a good whiff of some of your furmouse 'nip, that should help!

Minko and Pipo
Purred by: Pixie (Catster Member)

September 22nd 2010 at 2:15 pm

Chunky monkey? OMC! What an insult!! Jeez, if they're going to drag us to the vet, at least they could give us more compliments when we are there!! I'm sorry you got the needles...I hate hate hate them! Try not to stress my furiend! Find some catnip toys and zone out for awhile.
Purred by: Wendy C

September 22nd 2010 at 2:46 pm

Oh, I would be mad about that Chunky Monkey comment! How dare they. You are beautiful! Sorry you had to go to the vet and get those nasty shots! Get some rest now and take a long nap!

Hugz and purrs, Sassy
Purred by: Kath U

September 22nd 2010 at 3:35 pm

Your Poor Girl, I'd Be Offended Too, If Some Human Called Me That Too. Chunky Money, How Insulting !.
Purred by: MILO BLUE EYES DB#73 (Catster Member)

September 22nd 2010 at 4:43 pm

Well sweet Simone, if I'd hab's been dare, I'd jumped on dat FAT version uv me! I save u purrty girl! MOL!!! No wayz ur chunky, no wayz! Did dey trick u wif treaties to give's u a shot? Dey did me! I sez what? Too late, I wuz stuck! Pixie iz rite, haz a few catniptini's afore bedtime! Iz over, shud be awhile afore u need anymore's shottie's in dat cute butt! *Milo blushes, can I sez dat, mommy?!* Well Milo u jus' did! MOL!

Love, hugs, purrs & whisker kisses,

Purred by: Bob ♥ Angel DB #33b (Catster Member)

September 22nd 2010 at 9:30 pm

I know how you feel sweetie! It never fails that my weight is mentioned when I go the the vet. But, I weigh a lot more than you do, so I guess it's to be expected. mol

Purred by: ♥ Jezebel RIP ♥ (Catster Member)

September 22nd 2010 at 10:50 pm

Sorry you had to go to the vet!
Purred by: ZEEKE dreamboat #40a (Catster Member)

September 23rd 2010 at 6:34 am

You are not a 'chunky monkey'- your just big-boned! Trust me I know big-boned- I'm big -boned too. You are a very pretty girl. Pfttt on the vet for insulting you and then having the nerve to stick you too. PFFFTTTT on him/her.


Zeeke & the crew

PS I hope your ouchie feels better soon.
Purred by: Arlene S

September 23rd 2010 at 10:43 am

What an insult, Simone! That Vet was no gentleman commenting on your weight! You are purrfect.
And what is this obsession they have with our butts? They are either sticking things in or up them! I say it all must stop!
Purred by: ♥OREO♥ (Catster Member)

September 23rd 2010 at 1:03 pm

Hey Pretty Simone,

What a terrible day you had. I know exactly how you feel. All of us do. We hate to go to the vet. We are glad your visit is over with and everything is ok with both of you.

Oreo and the Williams furs
Purred by: Cali (Catster Member)

September 23rd 2010 at 1:18 pm

When we went to get our shots,the vet called Tigger "Solid". I call him "Big Fat Slob".
Purred by: Nakita (Catster Member)

September 23rd 2010 at 1:48 pm

*gives Simone a hug* What a day, huh? Hope the rest of your day is much better. Sorry that you had to be insulted, poked and had to hear the dreaded 'diet' word! *cringes* Sissy C was just pointing out to mom yesterday how 'full figured' I'm becoming! Humph! Mol!

~hugs & love~
Purred by: ♥ Tasha ♥ (Catster Member)

September 24th 2010 at 1:37 pm

I can't believe they called you names!! And diet options are never good, it usually means less food!!!

xoxoxo Tasha
Purred by: Nadia (Catster Member)

September 24th 2010 at 7:43 pm

"Chunky monkey"? And those needle pokes are the worst! Oh my, it sounds like you had a rough day! I'm sending you some tortie hugs!


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